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brightballer:
U no fine jor..U no fine at all..

..
choii.ds guy de fall.hands oo....
na so o.p teach u ni

haba mana'

(Precisely in jss1,when we al were attaining the age of puberty, whenever i sat close to a female classmate, i would bend my head, and touch the busts(during. Lessons oo)...... ..







. . Until d day i was caught.... )

Precisely in jss1,when we al were attaining the age of puberty, whenever i sat close to a female classmate, i would bend my head, and touch the busts(during. Lessons oo)...... ..







. . Until d day i was caught....

Alexanda07:
No problem. eMail me to my nairaland mail box. I dont wanna post my phone numba and email to avoid scammers.

I've done dat..did u see it??

Alexanda07:
GOD BLESS YOU MY BROTHER. I DEY FEEL YOU JARE. UNLIMITED INTERNET FOREVER IS OUR RIGHT.

pls.bro i need help,can i gt ur watspp.cntact?

Alexanda07:
Hahaha...Its too late my brother. My Etisalat Pay As You Go Pulse SIM still activate and this month alone, since Feb 1st 2015 till today, I have used over 20GB and counting.

Also still having MTN BIS on Android as backup incase of any problems.

Sorry Bro, there is nothing I can do to go back to normal data subscription. The economy caused it and our network operators are stingy.

may God shower ur generation wd blessings jare for this post....
em,bro pls cn i p.m u for help on some data tweaks,like d one u using pls.....
I'm damn dry now'

ice...

dnt really think it looks.good on u tho...















*yours sincerel,
Brother

hahahahahahahahahahah.....
''...
*falls from bike*
*climbs back and apologises to the aboki mahn...
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....
*falls again*....
*people gather around some call an ambulance'









NIGERIA MA HOME...

hahahahahahahahahahah.....
''...
*falls from bike*
*climbs back and apologises to the aboki mahn...
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....
*falls again*....
*people gather around some calling an ambulance'









NIGERIA MA HOME...

o.p no vex....
ayaf heard shaa....
buh shey u see dt point...
wey u tok say we shld reduce d rate we fiddle wd our...
camera,i think say u go help me get mahn of God for... deliverance, cos i am a chronic...
PHOTO FREAK.''..just can't help it

asiwajumi:
this is madness o.if u don't notice or ur palle dey go for councillor under apc ni

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Movesz:
Your pdp for real?

Lol funny when people wanna talk about cheating they say pdp

u wrong mahnn....I'm for real....

Movesz:
it depends on your intentions for th chick.

sai GEJ

Truth24:
Trash....
God bless Nigeria

thnks tho...

I'VE scanned through this forum in search of a familiar thread,buh found none.Hence my reason for creating it.

The last months of d past year,came with some kind of fashion trends,awkward and cool alike.
What's your take on the way some guys wear their short sleeved polo t-shirts nowadays.It's now a common sight to see the sleeves of their shirts rolled up or folded,some ladies also rock this.
Now the question is,Is this latest trend considered childish or trendy,guys how many of u roll up ur sleeves in ds manner,ladies how do you see it??






HAPPY ST.VAL'S DAY

Movesz:
why


I am responsible for what I post not what you understand.

i see......

spanzed:
Yea its bad...if you don't have what to say except if you would modify the post later what's the essence of space booking na

thank God,no b only me notice am'

auntymi:
uR Aunty was hEre

ur presence ddnt pass unnoticed,Ma

Are u writing on how to get a Nigerian babe,and.......friend zone her.....
...or."how to build a lasting relationship with a Nigerian gal....
"we've got them.....we need to keep them....
"centre on this.'

justmag:
This op wrote this to get attention from women. Good job! Mission accomplished! ! The rest of the women who agree with this are coming soon. So if a man does all this that means he has nothing to offer? Cool story bro!

.....you mustn't agree with me bro....
........And u wrong for terming me an attention seeker

*EH ERRRMM*..
Term it a counter-thread,u maybe right.
It baffles any matured lady/guy,to realise on close dealings with any guy;that all u see on the outside, are just all he's got,talking of the looks and superb physique. let's share some points through which we may pinpoint these category of guys.

*THEY ONLY....ONLY TALK/ARGUE ENTHUSIASTICALLY ON ISSUES RELATING TO FOOTBALL.
Only in gatherings where the theme for discussion is football, transfers,bans,and other matters pertaining football. Tag me a woman',i dnt gve a damn...
Football as a sport,is and will remain d most popular, but unnecessary attachments to it is totally uncalled for. (dem guys go bash me wella fr ds point)


*ALWAYS BOASTFUL ABOUT HAVING THE BEST CHYKING LINES,MONEY,LADIES,POSSESSIONS ET ALL.
guys found in this category are sooo annoying to be with.

*THEIR DISCUSSIONS CENTER MOSTLY ON TRIFLE MATTERS.
Talk of arguing about who's got d most monstrous abs,hair cut,pink lips,latest cars....
absolutely stomach-churning chats and discussions.


*IN THEM YOU SEE UNFAITHFULNESS PERSONIFIED
True! guys under this class,never stay in one relationship, as they tend to cheat on their partners,relying on their good looks all the time..S.M.H

*THEY ARE MOSTLY FOUND IN THE COMPANY OF LADIES
They detest being around their fellow guys and being around places where serious issues are talked about.Instead,they prefer the company of females(those hu also share a myopic view of life as they do).

*THEY UNENDINGLY BASK IN COMPLEMENTS
The ladies are not the only ones guilty of this act.
Guys hu go to the shameless extent of using some make-up equipments ladies use(the ones not easily noticed tho),guys who are always concerned about their facial appearance (dnt get it twisted, cleanliness here differs from self-adoration,I'm the last person to leave my house unkempt),always seeking complements from ladies and guys alike,their dp(s)
gets changed at close intervals.


*looks and physical endowments ain't everything...
*Get a life...
feel free to add yours,even if urs sounds more sensible

..op...yea..

count less times.....
some i regretted later..odas i felt. not.even an iota of affection for...

Odillz:
k

id dat ur contribution to a nigga in need of help??





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tosyne2much:

tosyne u see me de almost cry na im u de com wear sunshades for ma thread abii...

buygala:
Before I comment..



I need to hear her own side of the Story



all these boys and their endless 'tales by moonlight' sha...


I won't be surprised if the girl doesn't know or even think that she is in a relationship with you... na you just dey love up on your own

Now you come online and expect us to help you abuse and rain curses on the poor innocent girl.... You are a very wicked person. ..

If you are sure that she has really emotionally short changed you , then let her come online and explain herself too


TINUBU SAYS SO

bro...ah had it for her....was so surprsed wen she approached me frst dishing out her feelings....ah ddnt just love up as u claim o

Its not even a three month old relationship, and I've soaked my handkerchief from wiping tears.
After she made the first move, thus solidifying my speculations about her,and wetting the love i had fr ds 'daughter of Eve'...
The sail was hitch free from the onset,never a day will pass without a call from each other,i only whatsapp if she's she's online,we thought we were just perfect for each other,until...

She made a request, i asked her to exercise patience as would deliver soon,that was where the theme of the play took a twist(a sudden twist)...owing to the fact that i really cherished her, i hung on...
sorrowfully, the current situation of things now is so disheartening.She never calls, she replies my chats with the annoying one liners, only if she's in need wikl i get a buzz from her.
I've gotten enough of her signals(correct or wrong),i think she ain't worth my commitment anymore, i think all thes scenes she's being putting up are 'red lights'....
I'm packing my luggage and going in search of a more comfortable abode...
what do u think friends,are my conclusions hasty or my findings wrong