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odawnab:
ah ah see question, the wrong you have done is refusing to be a fool

Just wanted 2 be on d safe side oh.

B4 I see karashika 4 sleep tonight cuz d hate was intense.

Thirsty nairaland slay queens...

This girl always gives me the green light. I mean 4 real & her friends even hinted she had a thing 4 me.

So I decided 2 "be the man" & start chasing her to make it look "normal".

Then she started what every thirsty Naija girl does - form for their crush.

But she doesn't form when she needs money & I "stupidly" oblige. (Sometimes, you just gotta let these girls think they are wise).

During the xmas hols, I offered 2 take her out (not my place, like Domino's or some fancy restaurant) & after much wyning, she finally agreed.

I called her a day before just to make sure we were still going out as agreed & she still said "yes" whilst telling me she was just returning from her bf's place (2 notify me).

Only 2 cancel on me on d next morning (morning of the date) for no reason.

I remained calm. Then I dropped my interest in her cuz like I said earlier, I ddnt invite her home so I wondered why she acted that way because she admitted she wasn't busy that day. I knew it was deliberate to annoy me & look "hard 2 get".

I didn't ignore her completely afterwards tho, I jus stopped calling & initiating chats like before cuz I lose interest in women easily especially when they are being immature

Fast forward to this year.

She suddenly started addressing me as "dear".

Still, I remained impassive.

Now, she told me her phone is faulty & she needs a new one - an upgrade 4 dat matter - iphone6 to 7.

I dey mad?

I calmly told her to call her bf since its his responsibility.

Then she got mad & insulted me. I think she has even deleted my number.

Abeg, what have I done wrong o?

Slay queens are pained oh!

One of their own was schooled on duty.

Ask Caro White

Someone is Hot

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I remember I had this video on my Sony Ericsson Shake Control that year.

Kept deleting music and other important documents to save space but couldn't touch this.

It was in a sort of large hall and all the men waiting for their turns were backstage getting blowjobs from different female 'ushers' at the event to keep their dicks up.

Lol.

This brings back memories.



#VaselineCrew

I've been wondering and I have narrowed my own candidates to just two.

Ronaldo De Lima & Robinho.

De Lima's stepovers are much more effective - he mostly gets past players & or scores with his. He doesn't waste it.

Robinho's is just a beauty to watch. Very fast, slick & precise. He actually runs with stepovers. His football was built around stepovers and he uses it to devastating effect also.

Ronaldinho himself admitted that when it comes to stepovers, Robinho is wayy better than him as he prefers free-styling.

Let's be realistic, CR7's stepover game has diminished since he joined Madrid. His stepover days were in Man Utd & 4 years isn't enough to rank him high when players like De Lima were still doing it in retirement in Brazil.

Denilson had superior stepover technique to all the above mentioned, he just wasn't as effective. He mostly did it needlessly even when his team was losing badly.

Anyway, just enjoy the video & I would love to hear opinions from true football fans out there too.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6yCjIIiRvQ

coolestchris:
better than rape and masturbation

I was referring to your brain...

Barzinime:
Enlighten us on the political gain....Oh Wise One

By declaring Jerusalem (a city divided into half between Israelis & Palestinians) the capital of Israel, Trump has just indirectly given Israel the power to expunge Palestinians from the city which they won't take lying down.

Expect war, ethnic cleansing, genocide etc or whatever it will be called.

Expect tensions from the neighbouring Arab nations on Israel as it means the US wants to intensify its influence in the Middle East (where they are very unpopular).

Israel, Saudi Arabia & Iraq on one side; Iran, Palestine, Hamas and maybe some Syria forces (just to spite the US) on another side.

Iran has nuclear weapons & oil while Israel has one of the most sophisticated defense systems & air superiority in the world today.

It won't be pretty.

Since this is a purely religious war and not a pipeline war like the Syria War, expect 2018 to be a very dark year for the Middle East.

You're welcome.