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Omenkalives finally shows up... Yarimo welcome.

My muslim brothers from the Nut and waste

shinarlaura:
Really?

Mon Cherie

C'vous plait

OK.

c2far:
Hey folks, I need help with the above.

I need recommendation on a digital marketing course or training. Lagos is preferred. I have some basic knowledge that is deep but still think there is more out there. I want something intensive.

I will appreciate weekend classes and Lagos is my preference. Help a brother.

Thanks in anticipation.

P.S I hear there is a principality here call Lala that I should beckon on. Lala, this is me calling you. Lala. Lala, do this for me biko.

Locate IIHT.

Practical intensive. You won't regret.

Call 08161641713.

victorvezx:
Hahaha, u badly needed someone to talk to today and u think it's me. But unfortunately, I don't feed trolls or go back and forth with idiots like u. U must be one very lonely piss of sh'it. I have a solution for I. U can Just simply come out of ur house and make new friends u can keep talking to ok. Very simple. Bye

Hehehe hehehe.

Whats the difference between You and U. This is reason for the long paged write up? Lol.

You so funny!

life2017:
How old are u? y are u so petty?

What's the difference between You and U.

victorvezx:
U are very stupid. U think am writing exam here or what?

Hahahahaha... Calm down boy... We just getting started.

What is the difference between You and U. I just need an answer. Prove to me that your tuition fee was well spent. Or it shoulda been better wasting it on wh.ores in a b.rothel. Lol

life2017:
Snart response

Did you guys attend the same institution?

What tha fvck is *Snart response*

Jeez mehn!!

victorvezx:
Lol, I am not discussing English language with u. U are the fool that think's we are having an English language discussion. Deluded mofo

What is the difference between YOU and U.

What school did you attend again?

victorvezx:
Yimu, don't forget to worship ur messiah (Kanu) today

Are you intell..ectually sh..allow? We are discussing English, and you are calling KANU. Is KANU your English Teacher?

Then he should be killed for making you waste your tuition!!

Go read your book boy, not wasting your time on the cyber space. Years later you blame Buhari for your predicaments.

victorvezx:
Yimu, Ipob thugs like u are very well known for their lack of intelligence

Here we go again with another blunder...

Lol...

Niggur go grab a Queens premier and help yourself... Yo grab??

Hehehe

victorvezx:
Intelligent people know when people make mistake when typing

Not the type you made Mr Intelligent person. Yours is called a Grammatical blunder.

Who knows, you might be just an undergraduate.

victorvezx:
Intelligent people know what u said is truth. U even provides evidence

Intelligent people always type good English.

internationalman:
But doesn't it affect ur sexual performances.

hehehe . I am a virgin

banjicom:
Jesus is lord!!!!......

uncle u don get degree for dis thing o!

I will keep firing... No time.

internationalman:
20 years in the game....wow.

You welcome bro.

internationalman:
Maybe you'd already stopped growing b4 u started masturbating.

Lol... I started masturbating from age 15. I will be celebrating my 20 yrs anniversary soon.

Cuddlebugie:
He's still busy throwing punches at Davido. Shatta Wale should join the queue

Nice position.

kingxsamz:
[color=gray]yes it even reduces height [/color]

False. I am 6'2, and I masturbate...

So....

If I say I am not enjoying this story, I lie.

I need to make my female boss fall in love!! This story could help!!

lol

If Men can bring in a second wife, I don't see any reason why a woman shouldn't bring in a second husband. It is called law of equality...

pocohantas, are we on the same page?

Meanwhile:

You wouldn't wana miss this chilling tale of a campus lover

Nice one bro... It is normal with Nigerian Employers!!

But believe me, na Thunder go kee all of them!!

there are some sectors that won't underpay you, but it depends if you have the skill.

what sector??

ICT!!!

Click here to see why you should learn an ICT alongside your main Job

Theif

I think this Friday would be a good time to review the career activities for this week. I don't know how many interviews you've attended, but we need to go back to the drawing board and answer some question. One of them is "Am I really Employable?"

It took me some time to figure out the answer to this question “Am I really an employable graduate?”. This question finally became the life-changing question I needed to get my ax together and aim for the sky.

I met a man at one of the conferences going on at the popular Eko hotel and suites in Lagos. As we sat together, I discovered he was the current GMD of a popular IT firm on the Lagos Island. I quickly coordinated myself, arranged my CV inside my bag, rehearsed my introductory line, and was ready to fire my sales pitch to him.

One of the seminar speakers cracked a joke, and I immediately seized that opportunity to deliver my well-crafted sales pitch.

“Hello Sir, my name is Mike, and I just finished university with a second class upper degree. I see you manage an IT firm, and I would love to be part of your setup” I said perfectly. The old man looked at me and smiled. He was probably amazed as to how a small young man could muster up the courage to sell himself within few seconds.

“Meet me at the office tomorrow morning by 11 am,” He said to me as he handed over his card to me. I immediately stood up and switched seats, before he starts having a change of mind. I got to his office the next day, and after much discussion, he dropped the sacred question.

“Are you an employable graduate?”

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I had no connection – a lot of people don’t have and won’t have. All I had was my results and secondary school certificate. And I wanted him to hire me in his organization. Maybe he should have considered me, but in business, emotions are kept aside.

All my efforts to convince him that I was an employable graduate was refuted with the answer “Prove to Me”. “How can I do that?” I asked myself.



I was just a Fresh graduate who just finished service, and someone wanted to see my 5 years education as worthless by asking if I was an employable graduate? No Way!!! It wasn’t going to be possible. I talked and argued and tried convincing the old man, but he kept smiling and dropped another bombshell which was “why should I hire you?”

You see, a few years later I remember that scene, and I get to know what passes through the mind of every interviewer when they see your resume.

The question “Why should I hire him/her flashes through their mind in quick seconds”

Do you know that for every job application, there are over 10,000 people (without connection) seeking for the same job role? Then you add it up with the 100 people (with connections) seeking for that same job role.

No wonder we hear every day that “there are no jobs” You should have the mind that the jobs are meant for two people;

-The Well Connected

-The Skilled ones.

Before you ever submit any job application, I beg you to ask yourself one last question which is “why should they even hire me?”

If you can answer this question convincingly to yourself, then I see no reason why you can’t convince the interviewer to hire you.

There are so many ways to make yourself prepared. There are limited jobs out there, but we can’t continue to blame the govt. It is either you set up a business yourself, or you make yourself valuable to any employer.

The question now is how can you make yourself an employable graduate?

“Didn’t I go to the university?”

“Didn’t I graduate with a 1st class?”

“Haven’t I gone for my NYSC?”

You should know that every year, the country produces nothing less than 1,000 First class graduates. In fact, first class (1st class) is now so common that employers now see it as second class upper (2.1).

How do you differentiate yourself from the other graduates? See you in my next article for answers.

Don’t forget to subscribe and get it delivered directly to your mailbox. Thanks.

lalasticlala, seun

source: http://topwritersden.com/are-you-really-employable/

NgeneUkwenu:
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Face front and wait for Dr. Tony Nowye

Are you a male or a transgendered?

You have pu****?

I love your story line. Impressive I must say!

Lol

Tony Nwoye will win only when we know your real gender.

Benita27:
You're running?. No problem, let me continue.

Lol. You better don't continue...

Benita27:
Did you miss me?.

... Abeg continue with you argument... Brb.

Benita27:

Mtcheewwww