₦airaland Forum

It isn't charm, it is greed!!!

Tahra:
Stop being tribalistic.

Opinion duly noted and trashed!

Lol

I blame Buhari for making us introverts!!

Lalasticlala... Are you are introvert?

Phewww...

Strength is relative, and should be streamlined.

So which strength are we referring to here exactly?

A woman can bear the pains from childbirth, but can't stand a few lashes of Koboko.

A man can carry all the heavy equipments in the world, but can't last 2 mins on bed.

So which strength are we discussing here?

haywire07:
If I use the aggression from npower take slap u, I swear u will die

... but why applying to Npower, can't you try out other firms? If you package yourself well, you would surely make it. Trust me.

#Lalasticlala

oodualover:
This is how you developed Lagos.
Mansion owners

Yea ... You feel bad?

We are fvcking taking over!!!

oodualover:
This is iboland. When will you develop them?

hehehehehe...

2025. For now, I remain in Lagos.

Tahra:
Are you tryna say you have touts for parents?SMH

Hahaha. We Yo..rub@s do.

Lol

If Igbo's didnt develop Lagos, then who did?


Is it our father's who keep shouting Owo da at every bustop,

Or our mothers who sell Alomo and Agbo that will develop it??

Nawa ooo ... Lol

What do you think?

lalalsticlala... peep at this article please.

I write to you this epistle as a form of encouragement and admonishment. I know how you felt when you finally held your certificate and saw your CGPA. It was the same way I felt too. I wish we all got these CGPAs during the time of our fathers; maybe we would have been richer than all our peers right now, flying so high with lots of attention and help that would be gracing our way.

But I am sorry to inform you that this is 2017, and Nigeria is in a state of recession. What’s your grade once again, is it up to 5.0?

Current report shows that she just got a job, but was the 2 years wait worth it?

https://topwritersden.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/firstclasstwitter.pngAny value proposition in the above?

Do you know that a fellow First class graduate with a perfect CGPA got only 100,000 Naira after much backlash from people as his gift, and right now, nobody talks about him again?

You remember the winner of Big Brother Nigeria; he got 25 million as his own gift. Don’t bother arguing about it. They said he helped the sponsors get their money back, that was why they fed him for 3 months, and also gave him 25 million with sponsorship deals.

I know you read what I wrote up there in a haste, but I will break it down for you again.

He helped the “sponsors get their money back” with his entertainment skills, that was why he was paid such an amount. Do you still understand?

In a corporate term, he “delivered real value”, so he got paid for the value delivered.

Dear First Class Graduate, aside from your certificate, what other value can you give out to an employer? Are you even employable?

https://topwritersden.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/firstclass-guy-image-twitter.png

It took me years of being on the street to know all these, and I am about to tell you this now.

This is 2017, and you should know now that;

No employer cares about your CGPA as long as it can’t help his company generate revenue, it is worthless to him.

Only a few multinationals and Banks care to attach a CGPA as a requirement for job applications. I guess they have become wiser that CGPAs doesn’t equate job delivery.

Companies are now looking for people with the skills to deliver, not those with First class.

Now that you know all these now, would you still beg someone to hire you just because you have a first class?

It might also interest you to know that the number of First class graduates now, has even exceeded that of Second class upper graduates. Employers are now beginning to see that University certificates are now so unreliable.

Here are some few tips for you my Fellow First Class Graduate.

Never beg for a job again, prove why you should have it.

Instead of crying over your first class, hit the streets and get going with life.

Look for cheap certifications in a field with high employment chances (especially ICT), and acquire some skills.

Know that your First class is a plus and not a requirement.

I learned the hard way and I hope you can make use of it well. When next you have the urge to hit the social media and beg for a job because of your first class, just remember that this is Nigeria, and we are in 2017 and not 1945. This is because nobody would offer you a job because of your grade. Not even the school you finished! I learned the hard way, and you can read my own story

https://topwritersden.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/firstclass-thinking-she-would-be-offered-an-automiatic-job.pngHer Alma Mata even declined to give her a job.

Don't forget to subscribe.

Source: http://topwritersden.com/open-letter-dear-first-class-graduates/

Did you use any of your savings to learn a skill?

Who will now take over the businesses in Lagos?

Is it our Fathers shouting Owo da!! or our mothers sellling Alomo bitters?

Benita27:
Hia!.

Benita27:
How?.

smh. bye.

FLY!!!

You know that feeling of waking up in the morning, and all you do is keep smiling for no reason but her?

you won't understand.

joshuakdboy:
who says I am waiting for someone to babysit me?

I am out hustling already.

Nice!!!

Depends on the nature of your job.

Right now, my shaves are smoother than that of the Armed forces

You look good on both tho.

Benita27:
LOL. Do you need advice on what would await you in marriage if you dare marry this lady who you took for introduction but went on to steal your half brother's number so she could have a relationship with him?. Is that one worth calling a fiancée?.

You've been on fire.

dead men comes hunting!

joshuakdboy:
skills I learnt outside my field of study includes but are not limited to
web design, programming, data analysis using SPSS, Use of MATLAB and MAPLE, typesetting professional documents using latex, Use of Microsoft packages e.t.c.

As for the values I should give out, depending on wherever I find myself, I will always strive to deliver the best.

And what are you doing with them? If you are expecting anyone to babysit you, my dear it won't work!

Step out and hustle.

Amarabae:
It is woo and not woe.

So you are really all that you mentioned in your Signature, and where you show your prowess in on Romance Section Nairaland?

Is this how you wana champion feminism in Nigeria?

Jeez mehn. You need a Job!!

dayo2me:
how much is your service?

You can add me on Whatsapp

09086050663.

dayo2me:
i applied for maxbounty affiliate marketing, but my application was outrightly denied two days after. i want some explanations on how to apply and get approved with any affiliate marketing site.

If you pay me I will help you with ease.

I paid someone 60k to do mine.

No regrets!!

Dear first class graduate.

Your grade is not a determinant in giving you a job. What skills do you have?

What value can you give out?

Answer these and people will take you serious

lol.... My no makeup pics.

Egein:
Can't sit on something that's already in your mom's assume, can I?

hehehehe... a coward is one who leaves who is attacking him and calling someone who doesn't know about your existence. I won't call your parents .

I will only call them after rap...ing you to De@th. By sticking my dicck inside your tight ass!!

Egein:
Sure. Middle Finger right your momma's ass, bro.

.. Pained as fvck!!

Sit on it buddy!

MisterGrace:
Damn!

What kind of mentality is this?

Hope you read what's up there?

Buddy there are prostitutes in every country!! Have you ever travelled out for fvck sake?

Russians have taken over America, are people posting long shiits over that?

Y'all should fvck off!!

firo08:
is like your sister is among those doing the olosho business over there.?

Yeap they are, you wana kiss ma ass?

Olufemiolaolu:
u must be a shareholder in the business then. if ur sisters or daughters re involved u will no how painful it is ok

Come kiss ma ass buddy!!

Egein:
I like the way you defend your mom's job. Nice one, bro.

Yea, Middle Finger bro.