₦airaland Forum

WhiteIverson:
How do they then explain the power outage that last for days after the rainfall?

Read again
And get understanding

Ishilove:
We still have a long way to go in this country.

Oh yes,
We are a 3rd world country

I was waiting to read otherwise,
And Oh yes, it's actually for ur safety.
This na 3rd world country, havoc go massive if Nepa give u light while it's raining.
This is for u lots that grumble when E wants to rain and them seize light.
Maka ndu it's for safety.

jojothaiv:
Scan the comments and you'll see that this thread is female shy, now let's reverse the roles and you'll see them coming out from their hiding with their usual takes and gives.

I know some of them who like sitting on the fence will be like there must be a reason for the woman to beat the man so fingers crossed, anyhow
beings.

The man should run away

It's one sided. But then
Male or female, we both know whats good/bad.
But then,
THE MAN SHOULD RUN AWAY
Maka ndu

Omo.
Some guys dey see shege.
What's meant to be ENJOYED would now be ENDURED.

Which brings me to 'How una dey even take select spouse sef'?

Wike made the declaration while speaking at the party’s 105th National Executive Committee (NEC) meeting held in Abuja, where he also pledged to defend the PDP.

Which kain?
Tomorrow them Governor Seyi camp fit say na the party's 106th NEC meeting.
Them no gather dey.
Pdp na Sim 1 and Sim 2
Same people o.

Fake love
Fake interest.
"I'm happy for you", na them be that, RUN.
Run o!!!

ceejay80s:
They did not remove it on stage, they brought it from home,
Don't be deceived

Them no go fit remove am for stage.
No be them be performing artist.
Na fans dem be, and them dey fans stand.

Leave that Fvcking Atalanta.

See lemme tell you something.
Jesus christ that died, is he the dying type?
For relationship wey we gather dey, u NO DEY REACH OUT.

Some boys are in a relationship with themselves and them no know.
Smh

Make I hear say we no dey

Sonnobax15:

Funny but that's the truth.


Recently,a female neighbor of mine came to me to advise her on how to go about cuz her boyfriend just got some cash and has done everything for both of them to Japa to Belgium.

She's an Igbo girl from Ebonyi state. While her boyfriend is an urhobo and even hails from my village.

Everything she showed and told me were so glaring to be so untrue. I warned her ,of the danger she was about to face but from the look on her face,I could feel the joy that was already written. Na so I just lock up and mind my business.. but deep down on the inside of me,I said to myself,--"This one don already make up her mind to be bush meat"

The next thing I saw,was that she had already rented her room out,to another person and had already been paid by the new tenant,cuz her rentage was still ongoing. All of these happened without the knowledge of the landlady.

Like this,as I'm typing this, this girl is stuck right here. It seemed everything was all fallacy and the travel agent scammed the both of them. House rent she don chop. . New tenant has even moved in ,and she's still here.

Tho I wanted to confront her to ask what later happened to her Japa plan,but my banny said I shouldn't .

Not that I'm mocking her,but from what she told me,they spent over 15m naira on preparing their papers alone. Omoh, wetin dey worry we Nigerians. How can someone have that kind amount of money and still be thinking of travelling abroad without being sure of what it's gonna be like over there for him/her?

Op,the truth is very obvious and even me typing this wouldn't mind going on board should a free bus of Japa be parked in front of my house.

Truth is surviving here alone na survival, why u go come dey reason wetin dey over there? .
Most cases, E sure pass 9ja.
Except the person no Waka well.

Meanwhile how u been wan ask her about her japa plan?
E. G. "SONNOBAX---How far na?
U no come travel again?
UKNOWN BANNY---Well, my brother (followed by stories).

Online Elections


E go burst ur head say them still do electoral malpractice for this online election.

It's not by yen yen yen.
Guarantee their security.

Angola get pass us?
Oh wow

Sonnobax15:
. If I were you,I would have equally rejected it too . You RAN well,bro..

A race well RAN.

Chinese own na plus scorpion and lizard.
Their things dey different every time.
Chinko

PulaPower:
Nonsense talk..

Tomorrow if you hear say dem kill ham, nah you go still come to ask How are they able to kill a whole general and he wasn’t aware..

Lol.
For real bro.
You'll hear stuffs like that.

Antoeni:
Sope Oti lo 😂😂🤫🤫
Gbam 🙌🙌

If You Cheat...

Forgettti.
Nothing dey happen.
She no see say the guy no fo' say she be queen mother.

magoo10:
lol the man must have burst her head to make her want him.

Lol.
U know the matters
Na once Queen mother decide o

datola:
Is this for real or content

Gotta be content.
Because ehn

magoo10:
Queen mother self dey find husband by all means.

We are the Prize.
Queen mother dey whine?

His choice
His problem
His decision
His everything.

No assumptions next time my bro

Nothing is worse than poverty, my dear one.

Should it take place in Morocco, Our contingents should endeavor to carry enough towels as they can carry.

Na skit?

grandstar:
This is quite beautiful.

It is a pity core Northerners do not value Western education.

They called it "Haram"

madridguy:
This must be a lie, Oyinbo don't believe in such

Lol
E be like oyinbo mind don dey DEY.

Moral of the story -
Your prick/nyash can't do it all alone.

omooba969:
Lol Creative Evangelism!

Some pastors are trying to help God in the redemption of souls.

"Creative Evangelism,
Lol
I love it