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Hug

Now what have I done to get a slap?

Kiss

Telling him to get lost.

Hug

Yobs carry swiss knives and stab each other to death every other week here.

*Waves from across the street.*

Yobs on the loose. Tut-tut

Stays clear of both.

Waves back. Hug. Another hug.

*dials 999*

Riskie!!!    

Where u at?

sima:
grin n' hugs

Bbeee:
smile N KISS

Moyola:
hehe. . . waznt me!!

u seen me before?

wetin sef! u don't evn knw me!!

Woah! Don't start raining yet. I was only teasing!

Phew!

No I haven't seen you. . . yet.

Moyola:
me?

naa!!

u wish Genial!!



Kizz

Yeah it was you! Couldn't have missed you for one moment. . .

 

Missy B:
Oh yea!!

*gulp*

Moyola:
Pass!

It was you I saw on Southbank the other day!!    

Missy B:
Holds his hands nd draws him closer,closer,closer den stop to pick smtin frm d ground and walks away.

It's getting hot in here  

Riskie:
Wish kain dangerous wedding be that now??

I was only speaking figuratively, my pretty.
When I say 10,000 feet, that's how high I feel when I see your smile.
When I mention parachutes, it brings a whole new meaning to the words "you make my heart leap for joy"
In skydiving mode, you see the uncluttered beauty of the sunset and the pristine horizon.

This is what I see when I look into your eyes and say "I do".



Our wedding will be on a Yacht off the cote d'Azur.

Riskie:
Tomorrow. You're all invited but don't come without a gift oooo!!!!

Did you tell them to bring their parachutes?
We'll be exchanging vows at 10,000 feet in skydiving mode.

Sure. Let's drink it all up.

rokiatu:
so are you guys couples or not?

Of course we are. Riskie?

Riskie:
new couple? LOL!!!

Can I have that dance now?

rokiatu:
hmmmmmm it seems like we will have a
new couple this week

Let's drink a toast to that, shall we?

Riskie:
I was asking you since since you said you had one for me. LOL!

That is a 'yes' smile, no?

Okanran:
So, who's your Nairaland match?

Me.

Ibime:
If you give him 2 + 3 x 2, he will put 2 + 3 x 2 into the caculator (which is 5 x 2 = 10) instead of 3 x 2, then + 2 [which is 8]. How do you expect someone like that to carry first class?

Er, you may wish to look at that sum again, Ibime. 2+3x2 in a calculator will give you 8. Try it.
You already mentioned BODMAS.

Meanwhile, I think the first thing you need to get a first class is interest in what you're studying.

Goldmann:
Abioye Coker-Dickens, BATCH B 2007, Gombe State, Kwami L.G.A, I'm out of this shithole 0n sept. 11. hopefully . Any other Gombe state corps members in the house, I hail!!!

Sorry I'm not a corper but I served in Gombe - in 2002. How're you finding the place?

Bat meat is good meat you know. I think I know how it tastes. Like rabbit meat.
I've not had rabbit before, by the way.

How are u all?

Pataki:
I pray you will not die of laughter that day.

Missy B,
Sup?

I won't. Not if missy's not coming.

Pataki:

With Ali Baba being there, no dull moment. That guy makes my day with his candid camera snapshots on facebook.

Yeah. He's got a few others with him. Can't be bothered to list them all, but they'd better be funny!

Pataki:
The best way to catch a lady's attention is to give her a sting of curiosity and thereon walk-away.
Oh alright. I was once into his music though, but after hearing of his rambunctiousness, I stopped listening to his music.

I have no ills about going for the show, if I were to be around, I do be there myself.

Knew you were being cheeky there. Anyway, I hope I get a laugh out of it. It's a change from Jack Dee live at the apollo and good ol' British humour.

Pataki:
I sure hope it is not gospel again. I was told he was expelled from his former church.

LOL. What are you up to, Pat? I'm only interested in a relaxing evening, really. . .

nana:
Awww

Will you come with me to the show on Saturday, sweet, speechless, monosyllabic, utterly adorable nana?

Pataki:
Face Missy B, I am sure something great is waiting for you.


She is my daughter, so she will hear word.

Life sentence, here we come. . .

Pataki:
Is Sammie Okposo still singing? I heard he was just banging girls in the choir in his former church.

Still singing for sure. He's here on Saturday with Ali baba and the forty thieves.

My heart is missing a beat, Pataki. Do you happen to have another equally pretty daughter?