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Pataki:
Perfidious mockery

Going to see a movie with missy. What would you call it?
Ok maybe fatherly concern.

debosky:
Don't listen to all these people! They are simply trying to ruin things between us so they can sneak in.

@ Geniall

I need the soothing balm, the healing softness, the rejuvenating embrace, the mending, restorative love of a delectable angel - Ruky is her name.

That's new to me. Can I get this brand of balm from Tesco? I want one too.

Who's wanting to meet Mukina2 now?

nana:
I don't know. Am clueless

Clueless nana.

debosky:
@ Ruky

don't mind them o, I have no babe - my heart has been broken before and I've been looking for an angel to make things perfect again. I know you have your wild side and I love that too.

No one will hate you, how can anyone hate such a radiant, resplendent and desirable queen?

The throne of my heart awaits you, please do not let it lie vacant.

I always wondered about the difference in user_names and profile name. How did she do this?
By the way, debosky, if your heart is broken, you need super glue, not an angel.

nana:

You talk in signs and symbols. What are you saying?

Pataki:
My bruva, it is not a one day job oh. Keep pressing on.

That been said, what happens after the whole show? Do you guys just leave thereafter?

Missy B:
Pataki

Geniall yea,what happens after d show?

Yea, yea, I've got a nice cosy little flat where you can put up your feet.

Missy B:
Yhu knw yhu can't handle TWO.
tot i told yhu i was goin wit yhu.
Yhu berra stop advertizin

Pataki:
I am waiting for you then

What perfidious mockery is this?!

ifyalways:
LOL

Didn't realise I was this funny. I might have a look at forging a career in stand-up comedy.

nana:
Aww

Yes?

Pataki:
Kill the curiosity. There is nothing be curious about.

_{***my eye is already aching from the several winks***}

@ Geniall,

Keep striking, you will get there one day one day.

Yeah right. Do you know how deep the diamond mine shaft in South Africa is? It could take an entire lifetime to get there at this rate.

ifyalways:
what was the thread all about again?

I'm looking for a date to a show on Saturday. Wanna go?

Pataki:
I willingly give you my daughter Missy B. But be prepared to buy her a return ticket from Italy to London.

I am sure something romantic can strike most def.

Not if she keeps calling me her uncle!

Missy B:
Lmao @ Geniall

What's funny? Are you coming?

Missy B:
Wanted to ask d poster to
move it to celebrity sec bhut found out twas yhu who posted it.

Now that definitely made me smile. You're starting to turn my head you know, missy. And I mean that literally. Having to look at your profile sideways hurts my head and eyes!

Missy B:
Nah baby,yhu're wrong.

Huh??

Pataki:
So I am relatively safe then.

Are you going to be around for the show?

What on earth. . . ?!

Missy B:
He's ma mum's younger bro.

Ok, that's it. That was the last straw!

Pataki:
Same with me too

@ Poster,

I hope two guys meeting there, will not make for a good romantic story.

Yep, that's the idea. I think I'll take off the flyer. Looks like I'm doing publicity for someone. But all I'm interested in is getting a date for the show!

Who's going to be at this show? It's this Saturday the 26th. . .
Not sure if this is the right place to post, but then, if some of you lot are going to be there, especially some interesting people, then it might make for a good romantic story!

lucabrasi:
even if its true,so thats inconvertible truth that islam is the true religion??
when the virgin mary with tears coming out of her eyes thing happened,they said it was staged
when the bleeding virgin mary story came ,they said it was staged
same as pentecostal pastors doing miracles
now its some 50 naira meat and its publicity to the high heavens lol oga ju

This is no different from the so-called sightings of a crying/bleeding Mary. All religious propagandism.

Pataki:
Sweetheart, all my life, I have waited for my Plain Jane. No one else rings my doorbell except you. I have opened the door and shut it out to every other person.

OUR HATERS are just trying to break the window to spoil OUR JOY.

Oh, that's the door she means, is it? Can I press the bell?  

Lady J:
ever heard of a transgendered?

Yes. Are you one?

spikedcylinder:
@jenny, if I catch you ehn?!?!?

Genial, abeg leave thise your gentlemanliness for door abeg, I don tire, eye dey pain me.

Pataki, my love, are you truly married? and to whom?

*heart breaks*

What door?

Lady J:
then who im i?

Mr J?

Missy B:
ryte here crying

Your tears are too precious to be shed on mortal earth. Come let me wipe off those tears.

Lady J:

*urinates on spike for her to wake up*

What?! You are no lady! Your character has found you out!

Pataki:
**Pataki carries her in his arms**

It is all a calculated attempt to spoil OUR JOY Spikey.

You are my Plain Jane.

There he goes again, calling her plain. . .
Missy B, where art thou?

Pataki:
Yes now, just like Missy B is my daughter!!!!!!

spikedcylinder:
Pataki? Married?

*faints*

No he's not. Surely you find the idea of your being my mother-in-law rather off-putting?

Pataki:
Geniall, lest two swords create a fire to the surrounding bush, I do pray your eyes stray away from the gaze to which you passionately speak of now.

The vineyard is already occupied!

LOL! I defer out of respect to your prior occupancy, my good man.

Now to occupy my vineyard. . .

spikedcylinder:
@baxi, Dont worry, I have more than enough BREAD NYLONS just in case but i trust that pataki is a big boy, he will bring his own sturfvs!

Lady J, I think pataki is becoming an ashewo, wetin make I do am?? Lol

@ Genial, you cheeky mare!

You are the mare, not I, milady. A mare so comely that nobles journey a long distance to gaze at its allure!

Pataki:
You see yourself.
No come pour sand sand for my garri here.
Will you be my alternative A option?

Pataki! Grrrr. . . . !

spikedcylinder:
Geniall!!!!!
Dont you dare go frolicking yet. You are my PLAN B.
yer know. . .

Ah, my dear Spiky, beautiful music playing in the air does not choose the one who hears it!

Gamine:
Sorry Geniall

i don't roll with Plan B's

Ah! But the heart does not choose it's conqueror, Gamine.

Missy B:
Now dnt go der baby

She loves, she loves not. The petals of the flower are all gone.

Real loff
i'm gerrin jealous  

.Dat guy is ma bruv in CHRIST naw.

Which guy? Me?
Of course, of course. I can whatever you want me to be, within reason of course - split atoms, bring everest to your doorstep, swallow the pacific ocean, and more.

Missy B:
Lmao. . real loff ke.

Now I feel hurt. The river hath seen no water as the tears of a man scorned.

Missy B:
Lmao. . .
pataki,yhu're fonnie. . .

Oh what misery!

spikedcylinder:
Ah, oga, this stage wey i reach, I need more than shoulder o. You know how long i've been berluddy single? Eh? Eh? Eh?

Shoulder, eh? Is this a wife-carrying race?

Gamine:
Hmm. . .

So the plain Janes are still making the best wifes

Great to know that the Unplain Gamine makes the best wife, mother and Woman

Hmm to you too. Gamine. . . Geniall. . . has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
Come, we make good music together, non?

spikedcylinder:
Look at all the plain Johns and Janes doing their thing!

gabe_logan, you are eally spoiling for a fight arent you? Hmmmn. . . . you wont get any from me.(Errr, and i don't think that was the spelling of "plain" you were looking for but then who am I to know, I am very plain and clearly intoxicated!)

Pataki, I slept over it and I have a question. Here it is:
I have worwor lips, you do to. What do you think the outcome of that kiss would be? wowority to the maxxxxx!!!

Geniall, how it do?

It do fine, lovely Jane. Are you coming to the show on Saturday?

mukina2:
well it shines all the time . unusual don't you think?

Not unusual for those that live in the palace of the rising sun.

_{*I'm off. Ciao!*}

Missy B:
Lmao. . .
impress ke!!

LOL. I thought so.

Pataki:
You do not know how hard I laughed here. Funny enough, I never read Shakespeare all my life. Probably if I had, I might have been much better than what I stated earlier on.

LOL.

Missy B (what a lovely name), my apologies for the intrusion. I humbly step aside and I watch from the sidelines henceforth.

Geniall over to thou.

Thank you, my good man. Whatever would I do without you?

Now, Missy B, what'll it be?

Do you like the mediocre ramblings of a tired intellect
Or the warm aggression of vibrant, misled youth
Or the undisguised heat of a virile veteran
Or methodical madness of a smooth operator?

Ok scratch that.
How'r you?   

mukina2:
no way. the sun seems to be shining brightly from my own side

Maybe. But it will definitely not shine all night long.

Pataki:
If only I could tell the end from the beginning, I do be in my heavenly mansion with the woman of my dreams. Alas, I fail. I am but just human, sent to observe the proceedings and awesome delight of how two hearts become as ONE.

LOL.

Hehehe. . . LOL!
I think we've scared Missy B away. Anyone would find it hard to make sense of all of this Shakespearean English. Thanks for the laugh though.

Missy B, did that impress you enough?  

mukina2:
. . . . . .says who?

Say you, say me, say it together, say it for all time. That's the way it should be.

Pataki:
This is how the story begins with Genial and Missy B.

LOL. Are you a good story teller? If so, tell on.
If music be the food of love, play on, until my heart bursts aflame with this heavenly taste, satiating even those buds that would defy sweetness.*

_{*Please note that I have modified the original Shakespearean quote!}

mukina2:
Laydee
i have not seen him o o

i am going to  . . . . . .  . . .

. . . specsavers. You need new glasses.