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Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by genitori(m): 8:11pm On Sep 19, 2024
Mandarin isn't my language, so I know it not
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by genitori(m): 8:58pm On Sep 16, 2024
There wasn't Lee Chung in the picture; so how did he see what yu did?
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by genitori(m): 4:33pm On Sep 16, 2024
Yu do not know; maybe we should ask Lee
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Advice Did You Boss Give You? by genitori(m): 3:42pm On Sep 16, 2024
AngelSlay:
This is the advice my current boss gave me the very first day I started the new job.

"This is not a place you can stay long, save up and move away, anything can happen at anytime"
Your boss had a good heart.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Am Sending 10,000 Naira To An Anonymous Nigerian Every Week. by genitori(m): 3:19pm On Sep 16, 2024
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RomanceRe: Join Others To Cash Out Today @ 2pm For Free EURI $10/HR by genitori(m): 4:54pm On Sep 08, 2024
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How do I transfer my Euri to my binance account?
RomanceRe: She Cooked Noodles And She Lied. Red Flag by genitori(m): 3:41pm On Aug 28, 2024
Ayomide11111:
Should I consider what happened yesterday? Nairaland pls advice.

I came back from the studio yesterday's afternoon and I met my girlfriend in my house, yes she has one of my spare keys, I entered the house and I went straight to the kitchen.

I met her washing plates in the kitchen and I greeted her that she has done well but when I was about to leave the kitchen I observed that the kitchen walls were wet because anytime you cook in my kitchen the tiles on the walls gets wet due to the heat. Then, I asked her "babe what did you cook?" She said nothing that she only boiled water. I believed her and I did not suspect her because of the response but I was kind of thinking the water must have boiled over 100°c for those tiles to get wet.

I left the kitchen and I went to the bedroom when I got to the bedroom I saw some trashes she left undisposed and I was irritated and I decided to go and disposed them but when I got to our refuse bin I saw a fresh egg shells and some fresh noodles' pieces, I was kind of confused that which of my neighbors would have left his/her waste bin and come to used mine. Yet, I never thought too much because I knew it was my girlfriend, maybe she just wants to pull my legs that was why she lied at first, I concluded.

When I got inside I found her inside the bedroom, she's done washing plates, then I put it to her jokingly "babe next time you cook noodles and eggs make sure you dispose the nylons properly because you didn't do it well today." As if I ignited a flame she took it up with me angrily that why should I be saying that, that she never cooked anything since morning and I was accusing her wrongly....bla..bla..bla..bla... And she acted so real and dry like as if truly she didn't cook.

Mind you, that she cooked wasn't my problem, why would I get disturbed that my girlfriend cooked and ate in my house? But every evidences I was seeing were making me to ask her if truly she cooked but she kept denying and not that I got angry at this point.

I told her to forget about everything that not that I'm suspecting her but I just felt all what I have been seeing showed me that you cooked and not that I will kill you if you did. You're my woman why would you lied to me if you do things in my home. We shut the chapter and everyone was fine.

After like 5 minutes I went to the kitchen to cook beans, personally I don't like it when my gas cooker is dirty but my girl is a messy lady she doesn't care and I have been fighting over this on how to sort her out. I decided to clean the gas cooker and immediately as I raised the stand I saw enough fresh noodles at the angle corners of the gas Cylinder. I stood up and gave it a thought. After, I decided to show her so that she would not deny it. I called her to come to the kitchen and when she got to the kitchen I showed her and she could not say anything.

Then I asked her "as little as cooking noodles and you lied. Why did you lie on this very little matter? Why babe? " Not that that I will quarrel with you why you cooked and eat. Why? When I was coming from the studio I have already bought things that we are going to eat. Why such a big denial and lie on a little matter? Why?

Pls Nairaland I suggested this is one of the RED FLAGS. Isn't it? Pls advice.
Every story has three sides:
The accuser's,
The accused's, and
The true story.

So until I hear the accused's side, and then decipher the true story, before I give any advise.


But note this, truth is one of the most important criteria for any serious relationship.
In fact, if any trace of lie is discovered after the wedding, the marriage can be nullified, according to the church -Catholic precisely- and the court, I don't really know about Islam.
This is to tell you how important truth is.
FamilyRe: Kenny Kehinde's Girlfriend, Precious Chisom Accuses Him Of Domestic Violence by genitori(m): 6:40am On Aug 25, 2024
Every story has three sides;
The accuser's,
The accused's
and
The true story.

And it's only the third that matters the most.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by genitori(m): 7:50pm On Jul 28, 2024
Suffering is what Nigerians are used to.
In fact, we are suffering personified.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by genitori(m): 4:53pm On Dec 03, 2023
Point out the correlation
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by genitori(m): 7:16pm On Nov 30, 2023
Year by year, people make 'prophrtic declaration' at the beginning of the year but end each year in same position.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by genitori(m): 9:02pm On Nov 29, 2023
Life is short
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by genitori(m): 7:37pm On Nov 24, 2023
Monkeys dey work,
baboons dey chop.
Even if we no talk,
we still dey top.
We call am luck.
Though people call am flop,
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by genitori(m): 7:10am On Nov 18, 2023
*Nigeria has all she needs to be, again, great
*But what Nigerians only do is lip service

*We fully know what we can do or take
*Yet from doing it, we vanish

*Though we have the silver spoon and plate
*But we already have made it reddish

*In our Fatherland, we are made slaves
*God, may our Martin Luther rise before majority perish.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by genitori(m): 7:29pm On Nov 16, 2023
Smile from a mile
Mine may be mild
Mind you Favour , I am nice.
BusinessRe: Side-hustle; Any Online Business? by genitori(op): 4:19pm On Nov 04, 2023
Gosiso:
Creating and selling content websites. I'm open to partnerships.
Can you please shed more light ?
BusinessSide-hustle; Any Online Business? by genitori(op): 2:18pm On Nov 04, 2023
Please, does anyone know any online business that they can introduce to me?
I want a side hustle.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by genitori(m): 5:57pm On Sep 09, 2023
This is what I'll try.
Some think life is long
To others, life is fun
But those who are far gone
May say life is pun or tough
If from whence they smile or cry.

You may ask why
Please do, not to be wrong
Imagine you're told when you'll be none.
Where will you run?
Surely you'll be numb
Your entire actions in life, before you shall lie.

At this point your thoughts begin to rise
And so, you'll gain wisdom
You won't be anymore, dumb
You'll want to correct your past wrong
And you won't rest until it is done.
Even atheists are gripped by same fear @ such tide.

The Christian's Holy Book says
That the tide of death grows man's wisdom.
'Lord, make us know the shortness of our days
That we make gain wisdom.'
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by genitori(m): 6:42pm On Sep 08, 2023
Saint is not an heaven-sent.
He lived among us before death.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by genitori(m): 5:39am On Aug 12, 2023
Life is simple
But man makes it difficult.
Life is gentle
But man makes it rough.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by genitori(m): 2:33pm On Aug 03, 2023
Goes or voyages?
It has been over three years since it began.
Though, on the way, there are damages
But we have persisted in ways we can.
We hope it continues for ages
With no threat of ban.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by genitori(m): 5:29am On Jun 26, 2023
Hunch it is; it's synonym.
Basically, in that context, it means a deformity in human body (our country's body)
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by genitori(m): 7:33am On Jun 25, 2023
Is anyone aware BAT has gone?
Not to France but London
After the Paris summit was done
At the summit he seemed dumb
No words come through his mouth nor bum
This trips is an economic bump.
Other countries' heads returned with contracts in lump,
We hope ours won't returns with a hump.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by genitori(m): 7:29pm On Jun 19, 2023
At me she looked
with those beautiful eyes.
My heart, her softening touch hooked
coupled with her stunning smiles.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by genitori(m): 6:01am On Jun 18, 2023
Nigger, like every words, revolves
it used to be derogatory
but now it is appraisal.
Though it depends among whom it involves
likewise their territory
and also it needs their approval.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by genitori(m): 8:00pm On Jun 14, 2023
Sha no dey in so much need that the only person way fit help you na gossip.
My G
BankyGee
Na so e dey B
Life just get as e Be
InvestmentRe: This Platform Pays You 25% Interest By Investing In Crypto by genitori(m): 7:55pm On Jun 14, 2023
SavageResponse:
Just go to the comment then click on "Modify"
Thanks so much
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by genitori(m): 1:15pm On Jun 11, 2023
Child of these days lack this the most
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by genitori(m): 10:56pm On Jun 10, 2023
Home is anywhere one feels safe; so it safe to say Nigeria is our home?
RomanceRe: How To Survive In This APC Regime And End Up Richer as a Broke Youth [Deleting] by genitori(m): 10:55pm On Jun 10, 2023
SuperOnyi:
shocked


Finally, buy your groceries in bulk. I would have explained more but it seems nobody is interested.

I plan to delete this soon.

I'm out!
Please how can I delete comments from nairaland?
InvestmentRe: This Platform Pays You 25% Interest By Investing In Crypto by genitori(m): 10:53pm On Jun 10, 2023
SavageResponse:
Let me quote this before you come and delete it
Please, do you know how to delete comments from nairaland?
SportsRe: Two Games Destroys 1450 Odds by genitori(m): 10:51pm On Jun 10, 2023
papiilo:
yes I drop in request or wen the need arise but I usually delete and I'm very sure u do too
Please how can I delete a comment from nairaland

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