₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,326,784 members, 8,428,120 topics. Date: Tuesday, 16 June 2026 at 10:11 PM

Toggle theme

GeniusOla's Posts

Nairaland ForumGeniusOla's ProfileGeniusOla's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 (of 28 pages)

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 3:31pm On Aug 30, 2019
Ladyjane5657:
Oh! Tanxx

BTW, that mosgoon can talk shaa.. And he is generous too... I like them "heavily" generous cheesy

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 3:31pm On Aug 30, 2019
Jarus:
My apologies.
Baba jay! I go like know your short comings sha, big respect brother
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 3:27pm On Aug 30, 2019
GospelEAPiano:
Fada, you know I asked if anyone knew, your silence would have meant you didn't know, and who told you I don't know about the career section on their website. I needed more, so I asked.
Sir jarus you dey fall my hand
Bro gospel, grin okay bye
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 3:02pm On Aug 30, 2019
Oya it af do, enough of mosgoon, Mcky, loms, low self esteem, low and high fliers, hate speech, bitter lemon e.t.c


Any other business of the day?





Oya hit me!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 2:57pm On Aug 30, 2019
ChasteGhuy:
his name is idiot

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 2:56pm On Aug 30, 2019
krypton:
No T-fares on Fridays?
Not a usual trend here on nairaland, its even obvious that the tension on the thread has simmer, thanks to easymoneysniper, our official days here are Wednesday and thursdays, every other day na AOB.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 2:50pm On Aug 30, 2019
Ladyjane5657:
And ur name is what again? undecided
Q-dot grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 2:48pm On Aug 30, 2019
2dots:
So many losers and jealous peeps in this thread
Eskis me sir, is that all you have to say?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 11:56am On Aug 30, 2019
Teaser4:
sounds like beeam... im not insinuating anything o, and I no dey look for trouble.... but shey you get a brother name Beam, you guys reason and respond alike...He's always looking for trouble lol...i just wan check something ni
From ladyjane= sempumping to ladyjane=beam lol. Issokay but u know beam, anytime wey e enter thread, na that time i dey always look for my dictionary grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 11:48am On Aug 30, 2019
ChasteGhuy:
Come and chop kiss kiss
Guy, are u sure ur upfront is in safe hands laidis, this one that u are blowing her kiss already, shey u heard when she mentioned germany not long ago? And her plans to put hers in fixed deposit, hope you are checking something, only one song of advice, "no mater where u go o, remember the road that leads you home (bobowaja) sorry #bodethomas" cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 11:41am On Aug 30, 2019
ChasteGhuy:
Bros, you no sabi how to unfollow thread for nairaland?
When alibaba tells you to use your brain, it can only be positive grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 11:40am On Aug 30, 2019
furrr:
Geniusola abeg ehn stop looking for trouble... Instead make use of that big brain of yours and formulate one interesting theory for us naw

Local men are getting bored
grin grin grin
If na the genius wey dey my name u dey reason, u have been decieved sir, people call me junior and junior and genius sounds alike grin, so daz why. Well the reason for the geniusola is simply because the moniker was simply opened for a business purpose and you can only be on a safer side getting it right "monikerly" #i'm not a genius but I'm trying with what i do. I believe you understand, no more no less,
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 11:25am On Aug 30, 2019
So from stats and comments it is safe to deduce that majority of people here are people with low accomplishments, low self esteem, even low current grin and that is why they want to kill mosgoon, heck how did i manage to find myself here grin , i know there are quite a number of well accomplished people here that can help my life, na joke i dey o! Abeg jus sample your boi, u go see say i loyal oya lets start the hashtag #FreeMosgoon. I dey come
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 11:18am On Aug 30, 2019
Ladyjane5657:
For what seems like ages now... I have been looking for that guy who offered to share his #180 transcorp hotel room all to no avail.. And today God decided to answer my prayers...
Thank u @NoHatred for allowing God to use u..

@Mosgoon see I'm apologising for whatever " negative" view I ve had about ur personality in the past...pls forgive inugo? I never knew u were the one I ve been looking for...U are a very NICE person.... And I like nice people

So Can a NICE lady get to knowwwwww u moreeeeeeeeee?? cheesy

Read my lips::: I like nice people...
Ladyjane u be one unserious human 'beans' aswear #lol, secondly u have been looking for someone and u didn't make any public announcement since, when you should have spoken, issokay
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 11:13am On Aug 30, 2019
furrr:
grin grin grin grin,.......................
...
....
....
.......
.........

...........
.....,........
















































Abeg make Una forget about this mosgoon brouhaha
If you don't like what the guy is saying .... Abeg simply ignore him no need for long epistle, am sure he is intelligent enough and has the God given right to live his life the way he sees fit



Local men need theories angry undecided
What else do u need sir, didn't u hear about the 3 idiots theory this morning ni? Ha! O su mi o tongue
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 11:06am On Aug 30, 2019
This mosgoon conversation dey sweet, pls if you no dey interested just leave this thread for us and come back at night grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 9:15am On Aug 30, 2019
Gmajor:
Anyone who was born in OR after 2006 will not have any effect on the estimate that Jarus made.
Sir, did u read the complete post? Did u see anything about projections? #lol oya give me the F-sharp (F#) on your Gmajor scale, i want to sing. okay bye
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 9:12am On Aug 30, 2019
abiodunoyin2021:
It's now 3 idiot theory
Farhanitrate & prerajulization cool
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 8:19am On Aug 30, 2019
addictiv:
do you guys sleep and dream of mosgoon? make una free the guy. I have followed this thread from the day one, and this is my first comment. You guys are just filling up typing space with utter crap and making it difficult for peeps to get valuable info..we re here for info relating to APL and nothing more. Let's be guided.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 8:17am On Aug 30, 2019
Cybersecfreak:
There is Fire on the mountain.
And nobody seems to be on the run grin , there is fire on the mountain top and no one issa running, when i looked in through my cell phone, what do i see? i see a mosgoon and McKinsey.... Okay bye...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 8:23pm On Aug 29, 2019
ChasteGhuy:
na so jare... Oya, Mosgoon, come and gist us more about McKinsey
grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 7:43pm On Aug 29, 2019
ChasteGhuy:
lol


Is it not on this same thread that someone was asking for link to apply few days after interview ended?
Hahahahaha
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 7:40pm On Aug 29, 2019
Jarus:
25.6m people applying for NNPC jobs is statistically impossible.

Nigeria has a population of 180m. 25.6m means 1 out of every 7 Nigerians applied.

I doubt 3 people in my family of 100 applied. My mum and sisters did not apply. My wife and children did not apply. All carpenters and mechanics in my area did not apply.

So where is the 1 out of every 7 coming from?

Some stats are common sense. They cannot be true.

Nigeria has a population of 180m.
44% are 0-14 years of age, 53% between 15-64 years, and 2.7% above 65 years.
That means the number of adults of working age is 53% ie 95.4m. The literacy rate in Nigeria is 60%, that means only 57m are able to read and write from the adult population (an illiterate cannot apply to NNPC).

Now, that adult population includes people between 15-20 years, who could not have applied for NNPC. Let's say those are 5m. We have 52m left.

Now, are you saying 25m out of 52m (1 out of every 2 educated adult Nigerians) applied for NNPC job?

We have not even taken out those who are still in the universities, Polytechnics and COEs but are above 20 years.

It is just statistically impossible.
Applications are hereby requested for the post of factual "arguers" kindly come forward with your C.V grin to checkmate this, PS only 2 slots available, application closes tonight, thanks.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 7:16pm On Aug 29, 2019
Ladyjane5657:
Another hot one....another sauce... From PH refineries tho... ( no be towers for AbJ... Quote me well)

Sis called and told me not to pray for Alert o ( whereas local woman has been begging God for it) cox a HR lady she asked had told her the pattern of payment was some sort of selective measures... Abeg no crucify me o... Na information ah dey pass so... Truthfully
( I have been an ardent believer and crusader of NO CORRELATION BTW APL AND ALERT)..

So right now all I want is my Apl .. Alert can come later...

PS: don't quote me or the hanty that called me, quote the HR hanty that gave her the info...

I'm off...Lemme keep sourcing for more sauces... It must be served HOT!
Ladyjane don show grin
Unto some as e dey hot levels.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 7:14pm On Aug 29, 2019
souljar:
God bless you. Very early this morning, I already typed a comprehensive post listing all variables that could truncate people's application (but I didn't think I needed to go too far) and I confidently put it that the bolded has the highest impact. Two of my colleagues were affected. Then if you extrapolate...you can imagine.
What about this category of people

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 7:02pm On Aug 29, 2019
Boypeace1:
Howfr na u no get sauce again
Inside life!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 6:57pm On Aug 29, 2019
[quote author=krypton post=81734409][/quote]I agree with you. On a lighter note, ive been thinking of how i can convert this 25.6million to naira kiss
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 6:51pm On Aug 29, 2019
scobyy2007:
Hmnnn seems Mosgoon = Jarus
Are u a new comer sir? And have u received alert? grin just want to check something
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 6:50pm On Aug 29, 2019
Twhizzy2:
All in quote...
I give up, you win!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 6:45pm On Aug 29, 2019
Twhizzy2:
What if the "grandmother, mechanic, gateman" tried their luck by applying regardless of the requirements
Do you have to go this far? Grandmother? Let me go and sip garri with groundnut, i will be ryt back
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 6:43pm On Aug 29, 2019
krypton:
Won't stop others from applying counting on luck to get them through. That maybe the reason for the huge number applying and being reduced to 60,000 (not sure) after the selection. Anything is possible
Issues with passport size not uploading, discouraging even so many qualified people from applying that made me abandon registration from 13th march only to wake up on the last day 26th of march to register, i know the number of guys in my class that didn't register this very day, there was the son of a retired NNPC staff, in my class he simply said "dad told only my younger brother to apply cuz my age is above 28, morover, the few i mentioned are just a tip of the variables you haven't put into consideration sir, just checking another something
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 5:43pm On Aug 29, 2019
Twhizzy2:
Statistically, as at Q3, 2018, number of persons in the labour force is 90.5m.
Unemployed (working less than 20hours a week) is 20.9m
Underemployed is 18.21m
Employed is 51.3m

From the data above, it's statistically possible.

Considering the fact that the "employed" also applied.

NB: I'm not confirming that 25.6 applied to NNPC.
Not more than 28 years, 1st class, 2-1 or 2-2 with msc, just checking somthing

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 (of 28 pages)