verybadmouth:

Your brain don reset to chicken brain. Very soon you go start dey lay egg. Mumu

so na this rubbish wey you vomit you dey call ba mouth?
see no allow make I reason your matter for this forum else this nairaland go tire you.
Jobless ipob tout

verybadmouth:
There's no friendship in Nigeria's political System. All man for himself. Even Atiku's pet boy decided to run on his own same as Osibanjo.
Most of una go do the same.
Reply me rubbish band you will collect your size.

your moniker says it all.
dumb ass

IamANigerianMan:
Ibrahim Masari Kabir from Katsina

God forbid. I reject in Jesus name. Amen

Zonefree:
Iyaebe, go and marry!

when did rozz become an atheist? I doubt the fool is rozz

Zonefree:

This your student seems to know more than you do

as in eh e choke me.
I come formulate one lies give am
honestly English sweet as we dey roll am for mouth but teaching it is so hard

Deborah98:
Pætience.... Something like this will do. Teaching is for the brave hearted and low in spirit. It's well

omo me sef finish university over 7 years ago, I have forgotten all those things sef.
English dey sweet as we dey write and speak but teaching it is so hard

There's this man in his early 30's, he wants to get married soon, he wasn't the type that took his academics serious while he was in high school, he dropped out and hustled, acquired skills and set up businesses and today he's excessively successful.
Now he's about getting married to a graduate soon though it's pretty obvious the lady in question just accepts him due to his numerous assets and financial capability cos when it comes to expressing himself in English he's nothing to write home about.
He can't read fluently neither does he write well.
Now the issue here is that the lady is about to introduce him to her family and it would be certainly shameful if the lady's parents asks him questions but the dude would be unable to flow well.
Now to avoid this ignominy, the guy recruited me to help him with the basics and the fundamentals of English language, he's improving a bit but where I'm having issue is the main rationale behind this thread.

I taught him the use of vowels and consonants and how to pronounce words using vowels.
the issue here is that words like PATrick is pronounced fluently using vowels but here he's questioning me on how words like Patience is pronounced without the method of vowels since the PAT in patience isn't pronounced using the vowels I taught him. he keeps asking why is this so?
why is the PAT in patience pronounced as "PET".
though I told him most words are not pronounced using the vowel methods.
so guys give me track and help on how I can explain to this dude.


lastly I have attached screenshots of this aspect of pronunciation in English. I have forgotten the name and the topic please someone help me.

gambia:
Nigeria finally happened to them, may their souls rest in peace. Buhari remains the worst thing that happened to this shithole after amalgamation.

his only best belt is to ensure he leaves this country permanently after he steps down else he'll be assassinated in a gruesome way

Meteng:
Da, mmo mbaba around. Mkpo abadieh?

idioko. I don control the banny.
afo aba ke mmo?

FERNANDEZISBACK:

fix the complete word if your mama born you well

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Do you have a problem..

fool fucck off my mentions

FERNANDEZISBACK:

Holla troll..

when that troll finally leaves nairaland you will surely miss him

Meteng:
Nope. Ibibio

ikpa adodie?

Henz81:
Ewu congo

why that shortigboman dey carry Igbo matter for head like this

Raychee:


Dirty riff-raff. Stay away from mentioning me. Disgusting pervert.

the curse go work oga.
you know deep down you already started sampling diccks off different sizes at the age of 14 and now here you are condemning a man for having consensual sex with an adult 16 year old.
Na God go punish hypocrites like you.
see your prostitutish face

Nonexisting:
E dey his face. There is this look in the faces of rapists, child molesters and wife beaters. I have been able to successfully identify them over the years now.

just like your moniker, your brain is non existent

Ficient:
Normally all this Akwa ibom and especially Calabar men, na under 14 girls be their spec. Bunch of paedophiles

at what age Dem disvirgin your ashawo mama?
bastard.. adiok uno fien

Raychee:


Lmao. I guess you don't like how it feels when it hits close to home. Rape apologist. Shame on you! Pedophile!

if you were not a virgin before you clocked 18 may God punish you

DeeOoyeins:


You cannot have "mutual consent" from a minor, if the said child is truly 16 years old, it's a crime to have sexual intimacy with an underage child, not paying mind to the circumstances.

16 isn't minor you fool.
at what age you start to dey fucck sef?

Opmic:
If you don't have Jesus or you give in to the flesh, there's no limit to how the devil can disgrace you.

WORD

Raychee:


Put your daughter or baby sister in that position and repeat this disgusting thing you just said.

what age did they disvirgin you and your mama? no be as early as 13 you start to dey fucck?
bastard

beautyhd:


What did you just write, mutual consent from a 16 year old, a minor , you’ve lost it.

what age did they disvirgin your sister?
bastard

chatinent:
I suspect it's for ritual purposes.

you're a very big fool

Fashionista01:
Shame on him.

it's a false accusation that was meant to tarnish his image.
please don't judge yet.

16 year old is not a minor. he should be released

Youngpo413:
ndisime owo afo are the reason why all these akpara-ino dey feel fly...na those fallen 'eba' dey deceive you abi? There is nothing special about those akpara ino and their toto,try and get sense abeg...what if a man is behind that account....amekid eba and your brain don touch.

Akwa Ibom man calm down na my efik sister I just relate with

Meteng:

you be efik too?

Meteng:
Now, now, now

nsi ubeghe fi?

IbrahimSkiba:



Yes I am

etie didie?
Mbok yak e reason ke private na?
Nkere George, working at UCTH but presently Ami ndu ke Lagos.
Mail isn't active.
Mbok yak idoko iko ke WhatsApp please....
You can drop your contact via efik dialect.
Sosongho

vasel15:


Empty skull so oil in abia and imo state belongs to Niger delta? What is wrong with you bloody slowpoke illiterates?

you up be mumu.
Fool tell me which oil Abia and imo get?
You idiots keep deceiving yourselves and being deceived