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femolala001:
information just reaching me from a reliable source in nysc says callup numbers starting from 00001-000900 will be in stream 1

. 1 - 900 keh

erisegun:
anu e lon se mi ni*

. Egbon segun ede mu mi ranti orin ayinla omo wura...toni "anu re lon se mi o..lonje ki ma nba e damoran". Egbon tanks for bwingin memories back...sugbon esi mi fun idahun ni wipe...kamari

erisegun:
smh*

. Egbon segun...emi lo se yin ti e nfi mi ori o...se kosi laburu

Phummiegold:
shuuku ndi

. no let ndigbo catch u o

erisegun:
shuuu

. Shuu asin shukura or shooting stars

Gracyel:
Lol.... Good morning

Sure, I slept well. Trust you did too.

. Yeah...how z work...and sup wit the email ish?

sofdoc:
Ah!

I won't b afraiding ke?!!

The koboko z even big than the person that z carry it!!!

. Ahan...aint u a man...okunrin ni ada(cutlass now)...I fear for u o...so u no fit go serve for sambissa niyen o

Gracyel:
Abi o

. Winks...good morning...hop u slept well?....lady gracyel b4 u go to work today...let your holy lips mark register on my holy cheeks o...

sofdoc:
Guy...nah u jez wake me up now!

Y u dey chase me 4 dream nah?!!

Its pishure we talk...pishure not koboko!!!

. No vex jare...wetyn happen be say,I dey always hold koboko bcuz of any evil spirit wey wan trespass...wen I see u...I try pursue u say mak I show u d pix.,buh u just dey run...y ar u afraiding na

Gracyel:
Are u minding those pple? Wetin dem go talk before na!?? Why won't I know and be sure of the email I used. Their email is even still in my mail. I'll just do it on PC wen I get to work tomoro morning. Oshe

. Lol....good...kotope jor...what are born again brothers and sisters for

sofdoc:
Pishure pls

. Pishure dey o...buh I can only show you in my dream....mak we jam for dream tonyte...

Gracyel:
Wait for ur boo. She's almost home

. Sofdoc trespassing is not good for your health...

Gracyel:
I have, Thanks. D nysc twitter handler has replied my tweet. . Said I shld make sure its d same email I used to register.

. Have you tried it?

sofdoc:
U slept on d floor?!

Uuuuuu slept on d floor?!!

I don't believe this story Jor!

. This is real...believe...

Gracyel:
Oya sorry

. Hoshey dear...hop u've eaten sha? ...have u received any feed back yet?

sofdoc:
Then what is it?!

Pls explain!!

. it is what you think buh u re tinkin it wit a bad thought ...acshually I can explain but am speechless...suitable words are very scarce this days...buh after all I told you sha...then I slept on the floor

Gracyel:
Lol.... If I woze u and georjay slap ehn.....

. Is this all I get for being caring... >: *sobs

erisegun:
wa sori re omo yi

. Amin ase edumare...

Gracyel:
Amen thanks. But am not eating until Sodiqyinka replies me or the NYSC twitter account handler.

. Lady gracyel I still wanna advise you to eat pending the reply from sodiqyinka and d nysc twiiter acct...whether you eat or not it doesn't affect the feedback from sodiq...so pls just eat...okun inu lanfi gbe tite...obe efo ni oro Nysc yi o..kotoro rara...fokanbale...oluwa is in control

sofdoc:
Oh my gawd!

This story is fear me...acallot lick my arwin again!!

Our sister gracyel?!!!

. Brother Sofdoc it is not what you think o...

sofdoc:
Lolz...beans 4 wat nah!

Gala beta sef!!

. Am trying to be different ni...wanna standout among the rest...beans has been neglected in the scheme of things for too long now...so I wanna say No to Rice...enough of the racism against beans...don't worry I will spice the beans for you...and if u still wanna settle for gala...I case my rest o

sofdoc:
Wat sumbody r u?!

. Ayam an IBILE sumbody o...egba re wa...awa omo olumo

sofdoc:
Ok, we r getting somewhere...she slept like a baby, èven she attested to that!

I'm guessing u sang her a lullaby!!

Pls tell me dat was d beginning and the end!!!

. I no sabi sing lullaby o...na R n B I sing o...then I held her hands and I prayed with her..even though she was asleep...then I registered my holy lips on her holy cheeks...they were as soft as bread dipped in H20...then I watched as she turned from one side of the bed to another...then I ***

Gracyel:
But why does it have to be only me?? If it was a general problem, I'll understand. But my fear is dat everyone is logging in successfully, and some hav even re-printed their greencards

. I don't think you are the only one...a friend also complained of the same ish...keep calm and be patient while hoping to get it done asap...

Gracyel:
Lol... Lemme jor . Until I find solution to my dashboard problem, girls are not smiling o

. I undastand how u feel lady grace...buh don't worry it shall be resolved in jesus name...try to eat o

sofdoc:
Fast asleep ke?!

Naturally or medically?!!

Ok, georjay. Wah happened?!!!

. Hmmmm well sofdoc well..it is lyk dis..hmmm..wot happened sef...hmmm...am short of words o...buh sha she slept lyk a baby sha...

sofdoc:
Georjay pls interpret!

. Ayam not an igbo sumbody o

Gracyel:
Hmmm. I just hope it's only a slight hitch o. Don't wanna start hearing mumu stories that touch the heart from Nysc. Though already complained on the NYSC complaint thread, and I am waiting to get a feedback from Sodiqyinka or someone else....

. better...keep calm..NYSC just dey do initial gra gra...u can also cc tolustx and doublezero

Gracyel:
Lol...

. Trust me lady gracyel...we are both born again christians...holy kiss is allowed I guess...how about the charity proposal...

sofdoc:
All those ur fine fine babes nah!

I go jez come u go smile gimme gala n pure water

. Hahaa...no fine babes for anywhere o...gala and purewater is not allowed dt day...last last u go chop beans

Gracyel:
Cos he sneaked into a lady's room while she was fast asleep. A gentleman wouldnt do that

. Ahan twas for ya good o...I had to be there to prevent mr chibuzor from trying som funny tinz..I told u I saw him sumwia around ur room...he must av been up to sumtin unholy..

Gracyel:
I am in a deep shii.... Just tried logging into my Nysc account or dashboard... Whatever.... Its telling me invalid email. I tried opening two more times, twas d same thing. Am so scared right now..... What d heck is wrong with dese Nysc mumu people sef??

. Maybe you should chill...dia must be a solution to it so relax...sofdoc hw u tak see am