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Gracyel:
I am in a deep shii.... Just tried logging into my Nysc account or dashboard... Whatever.... Its telling me invalid email. I tried opening two more times, twas d same thing. Am so scared right now..... What d heck is wrong with dese Nysc mumu people sef??

. Maybe you should chill...dia must be a solution for it so relax...sofdoc hw u tak see am

sofdoc:
Pinshure of ur birth certificate or issalie!

. Pinshure of you saying this or issablatantlie

sofdoc:
Ok, ok I no chop free food again!

U get free arwin?!!

. Abeg com help me chop na...if u no chop...who else will

sofdoc:
U don buy the NYSC stuffs now?!

. bought some...cuz nysc stuffs has been inflated in terms of price...skyrocketing tinz...

Gracyel:
Lol... No he didn't. Being the gentleman that he is, he respected a lady's privacy

About work, tis been fine, thnks.

Good afternoon.

. #better....have you re-printed your green card? besyds lady gracyel its month end already o..how abt giving out 10% of ya salary to charity...my name 2nd name is charity o...we dnt mind

sofdoc:
Warris dis?!

Bribery and collection?!!

Buhari wee catch u!!!

. Na you wey wan chop free food buhari go catch na...

Luchiana1:
dnt worry u collect ur own by monday. We were told dt wen dey send us call up letter we wld fill in state deployd ourselvs. Dt we shdnt make any mistake on it, nd keep it well. to avoid stories dt touch

. Na peson wey dem don dey follow from village na I'm fit get stories that touch the scrotum...not our portion...aii tanks...

sofdoc:
Tent ke...I don do convo pass o. I jez wan come celebrate wif my.people nii!

. Okay na...kosi were...try bwing small change for me dt day o...no free food o

Luchiana1:
Pls report to d Students Affairs office CMUL to pick your Photo card & Result for entry into d NYSC Camp . IT IS URGENT.
Thank you.
Students'Affairs. I don dey go.

. CMUL...you guys are ahead of us here in akoka o...

femolala001:
Why is everywhere so dry like this...

. Oya mi lenu o...how convo dey be for ur syd na? Tue or wed?

Gracyel:
Really? But I didnt see you this morning when I woke up now...





Good morning!

. Good afternoon lady gracyel...you dint see me cuz I left your room very early for katagowa market to get Nysc stuff ni o...hop work is goin on fine...besyds I saw chibuzor or wotz his name again,he was lurking around d corner..hop he didn't enter ur room sha?

sofdoc:
Gud morning my special FAM!
Fellow akokites. Next week nah convocation!
I wanna celebrate wif every1 of u...I wan chop and drink bellefull!!
Add me up on the 2nd pin in my signature, or request 4 my no and let's make arrangements

Cc
Leemah4u
Femolala001
Luchiana1
Misspetit
Tunbebes
Clans
Georjay
Holuwhatowseen
Tunde4top
Paulbets
2nex
Chidexsmokey
And others...abeg quote!
Don't be a stranger!!!

. How you wan take do am...location of ya tent? Besides na me and my sister dey do convo on tuesday o...so u fit cum chop clean mouth o

Emmenyk:
I still dey observe u

. Happy observation sir...

khassy:
na this kind tin the make FP
ma buy land here

. Cc lalasticlala FP

abduljabbar4:
This is the 3rd time I'm hearing stories similar to this. Pdp will be busy trading blames while KOWA will be busy strategizing.

. Chai...who would have imagined this...APC > PDP + LP + APGA + KOWA

A suspected thief arrested by the police in lagos, Tokuunbo
Ojo, says a master key he owned made it easy for
him to steal from vehicles during public functions
such as weddings and burials.
PUNCH Metro learnt that Ojo recently got lucky as he
stole N3.2m from a car parked at the campaign rally
of the Peoples Democratic Party in Abeokuta, Ogun
State.
Our correspondent gathered that 49-year-old Ojo,
who hails from Aramoko, Ekiti State, was nabbed by
operatives of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad with
the master key on Tuesday, April 14.
According to the police, the suspect consulted a
welder in 2013 to make the master key for him,
which he used to open parked vehicles, carting away
money and other valuables in the vehicles.
Our correspondent gathered that Ojo had allegedly
attended weddings, burial ceremonies, political
campaigns and other functions where he used the
key to break into parked vehicles.
While speaking with PUNCH Metro, Ojo, a father of
two, who lived on Agbotikuyo Street, Agege,
explained that he usually dressed well and pretended
to be one of the invited guests at functions before
carrying out his evil deeds.
He said, “I used to work as a house painter. But in
2013, my work was no longer flourishing. So I
developed the idea of using a master key to steal.
“I consulted a welder friend to make the key for me. I
got it from him for N500. Since 2013, I had gone to
high-class events for operations. I usually dressed
like one of the guests and would mingle with other
guests as if I was invited.
“Later, I would go out as if I forgot something in my
vehicle. And I would proceed to one of the expensive
vehicles where I suspected there would be valuables.
The master key could open any vehicle.”
Ojo added that during the recent electioneering, he
stole N3.2m from a car parked at the venue of a
campaign rally in Abeokuta, Ogun State. He said he
also stole laptops, phones and jewellery from other
cars he opened.
He said, “The campaign rally was in Abeokuta, Ogun
State, and it was the PDP campaign rally. I saw
N3.2m inside one of the vehicles I opened. Nobody
suspected anything. I used the money to get a
Toyota Highlander. The police have taken the vehicle
from me.
“My wife and two children did not know this was the
work I did. I stole in order to survive. I regret my
actions now. I wish I could be forgiven.”
Our correspondent learnt that the police caught Ojo
red-handed and arrested him at a function in Lagos
after they got a tip-off about his activities at public
ceremonies.
The police said investigations revealed that Ojo did
not work alone, adding that they were still on the
lookout for his fleeing accomplices.
The Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, DSP
Kenneth Nwosu, confirmed the arrest. He added that
the police recovered a vehicle from the suspect.
He said, “The suspect confessed to using a master
key to break into cars and sometimes steal money
and other valuables.
“We also recovered a Toyota Highlander from him.”. SOURCE: http://www.punchng.com/news/suspect-steals-n3-2m-during-pdp-campaign-rally/

stepo707:
Shoro niyen?

. Oya mi lenu o...

THE candidate of the All Progressives Congress in
Ogun-East senatorial district, Dapo Abiodun, has filed
a petition before the state National Assembly
Election Petitions Tribunal to challenge the victory of
the winner, Buruji Kashamu.
Kashamu polled 99, 540 votes to defeat eight other
candidates. Abiodun was the first runner-up in the
election while Adegbenga Kaka of the Social
Democratic Party was the second runner up.
In the petition, Abiodun argued that Kashamu was
not qualified to contest the election and that he did
not score the highest number of lawful votes as
required by law.
The petitioner, who said he would rely on form EC8E
(1) to prove his case, further alleged that Kashamu
and his party, the Peoples Democratic Party, the
Independent National Electoral Commission and the
state Resident Electoral Commissioner, who were
joined as the 2nd, 3rd and 4th respondents
respectively, failed to comply with all the electoral
laws.
The petition read, “The election of Buruji Kashamu is
invalid by reason of substantial non-compliance with
the provisions of Electoral Act 2015 (as amended),
the manual for Election Officials 2015, the guidelines
issued for the conduct of the election.”
“The election of Kashamu is invalid by reason of
corrupt practices and electoral malpractices
perpetrated by the first respondents in person and
members and agents of the 1st and 2nd respondents
in the places mentioned in this petition.
“Kashamu was not qualified to contest the election.”
Abiodun urged the court to nullify all the results from
polling units and wards where the requisite forms
were not completed, dated, signed or stamped by the
concerned officials.
However, the media aide to Kashamu, Austin
Oniyokor, had earlier said in a statement that his
principal was prepared to meet any petitioner at the
tribunal, describing the APC’s allegation of rigging as
unfounded.
The statement read, “The claims by the APC are
totally unfounded. Ordinarily, we would not have
dignified them with a response. You can see that the
statement is lacking in substance. If they say there
were rigging, intimidation and manipulation during
the election, they should supply the details, rather
than hiding under some nebulous excuses that say
nothing.
“At any rate, the Electoral Act has made provision for
the ventilation of issues arising from an election.
They should go to the tribunal to prove their case.’’. SOURCE: www.punchng.com/politics/apc-heads-for-tribunal-to-challenge-kashamus-victory/

A Peoples Democratic Party governorship aspirant in Lagos State, Babatunde Gbadamosi, has accused the leader of the party, Chief Bode George, of colluding with the national leader of the All Progressives Congress, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, to ensure PDP’s defeat in Lagos.

He, therefore, called on George to resign immediately.

However, in a swift reaction, George described Gbadamosi as an irresponsible man who may be suffering from a mental problem.

Gbadamosi, who came fourth at the PDP governorship primary last year, said the party would have performed better at the poll if the Minister of State for Foreign Affairs, Musiliu Obanikoro, was given the ticket.

In a series of Facebook posts, Gbadamosi accused George and other PDP leaders of using the money meant for the party to buy new homes in FESTAC, Ikoyi, Magodo and Maryland.

He said, “Losers can only lead to failure. Go and enjoy your new houses in Magodo, Ikoyi, FESTAC and Maryland, all bought in election season. You have all worked diligently these last 12 years for Tinubu. You can now retire to your natural political home – APC.

“You know you betrayed the party and diverted resources meant for elections. Leave quietly or be exposed and thoroughly disgraced. It is amazing how a man that cannot win his polling unit is our leader. Bode George must go and swiftly too.

“In 2015, he claimed to be fighting Obanikoro, conducted shambolic primaries, got his parachute candidate and lost again. Every step of the way, he has demonstrated a befuddling poverty of judgement, insisting on bad candidates time after time.

“Who has been the biggest single beneficiary of Bode George’s incompetence and inability to win? BolaTinubu. That’s why Bode George must go. It makes you wonder, doesn’t it, where his real loyalty has been this whole time.”

However, George said it was funny that someone could claim he was working for Tinubu who he had been battling for the last 16 years.

He said he never had direct access to funds as the money for campaigns were not given to him.

He said, “This little boy who just developed into politics wants to run before he can crawl. Imagine Gbadamosi going on Twitter to say I am a mole. He said I have been working with Tinubu. He must have woken on the wrong side of the bed or probably came from another planet or something is mentally wrong with him.”


http://www.punchng.com/politics/bode-george-worked-for-tinubu-pdp-chief/

Emmenyk:
Chai! See as them leave this gate open go sleep. This children no go kill me, the only thing wey dem sabi na to pursue woman up and dan say na e-boo abi na e-bobo.
na so so talk full their mouth; Kingphilip did this, Kingphilip did that.

*locks the gate*

make I go find my Koboko first...

. +baba I never enter now+ *fly over the fence...straight to gracyel's room...

Any witch or wizard in the house

Wait o the judge said she should return the money and yet she will go to jail for 14years..iffa hear...if na me na either of d two o..if I go jail.I no go return d money...nd vice versa...craze dey dia head

kingphilip:
Erisegun
Tolustx
Georjay
Doublezero7

Keep d forte while I'm away

. As your lordship pleases sir...

tunde4top:
the forms we are to fill in our various departments with two passports are mearnt to produce our letter of identification. Our recent passport are mearnt to be on it. Some schools requested for green card from there students to extract the details needed to produce it. Our own must be ready for collection in next week

. Cool...tankx bro

femolala001:
I'm suspecting luchiana1. Na only she dem don give greenlight to collect her photocard! E b like say the dsa man get one kind package with her..lol

. Lol...I no dey dia o

Luchiana1:
yes was told to come and collect my photocard seems like its the letter of identification. We submitted our 2pass port earlier on.

. Any specified date?

Gracyel:
Yes. I just got informed that there's nothing of such happening in my skool.... And since I already hav my skool id card and statement of result, then I don't think I have any P..... Thanks

. Aite ku igbadun

kingphilip:
n how's dat ur business

. Heeyah pele

kingphilip:
I don't know u

. Same here bro

kingphilip:
what's it with my boos name

Do I need ur reminder

. Mibinan igin idan

tunde4top:
that must be letter of identification. Cheers!

. Ehen so hw do we go abt it..any info

Luchiana1:
Text msg:Yes your details are correct. But you still have to come to Students Affairs office 4 ur photo card and result for Camp.
Thanks
*Students affairs.

Abeg wetin b photocard again is it d same as green card. akokites
Cc
Femolala001
Misspetit
Tunde4top
2nex
Luchiana1
ChidexSmokey
Sofdoc
clans
leemah4u
georjay...@georjay did dey give you photocard?

. Nah o.....cuz dsa has not given anybody anytin of such o