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Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi Joins ‘Stingy Men Association Of Nigeria’ (Photo) by GeoSilYe(f): 1:11pm On Jan 12, 2021
Biko y'all should not be stingy towards my side

Celebrities / Re: Mary J Blige Stops Tyrese Gibson From Touching Her Thigh (Video) by GeoSilYe(f): 1:09pm On Jan 12, 2021
Abeg touch my heart by patronizing oo

Romance / Re: Nigerian Girl Threatens To Become A Nun Should No Man Proposes To Her(Pics)) by GeoSilYe(f): 8:06pm On Jan 10, 2021
Oh well, she can't waste her body anyways

Romance / Re: Timeline Of Some Nigerian Ladies From The "Hoe Phase" Till The "End". by GeoSilYe(f): 8:00pm On Jan 10, 2021
Abeg see me o

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Literature / Re: Masquerades Of The Nulin Nations (18+) by GeoSilYe(f): 10:20pm On Jan 02, 2021
Happy new year ObediD
Getting to like Nnadi lol and this was a nice episode, thanksss
Literature / Re: Masquerades Of The Nulin Nations (18+) by GeoSilYe(f): 12:54pm On Dec 27, 2020
Compliments of the season Obehid!
Hope you're okay and all is well
Have fun!
Literature / Re: Masquerades Of The Nulin Nations (18+) by GeoSilYe(f): 7:22am On Dec 14, 2020
Thanks ObehiD really loved this chapter.
Literature / Re: Masquerades Of The Nulin Nations (18+) by GeoSilYe(f): 7:12am On Nov 21, 2020
Ahh ObehiD but no wahala, abeg make up for it with a very loooooong chapter oh
Literature / Re: Masquerades Of The Nulin Nations (18+) by GeoSilYe(f): 8:31am On Nov 15, 2020
Damn ObehiD!

Tiwo!!!!
Freaking Tiwo?!!!!

I just knew you were gonna switch on us like this, I'm sure he exchanged Tan for Ayisha, but then I somehow hoped that the Eze raping Tan would all be a dream or hallucination or something, but not true, I feel sad about that part. Your blog is great as well, pleaseee what of "Dear D"? Is that were it ends?
Literature / Re: Masquerades Of The Nulin Nations (18+) by GeoSilYe(f): 10:15am On Oct 31, 2020
ObehiD this one is short naw and until Saturday again
Haba now, I will send the Mami watas to you oh
Literature / Re: Masquerades Of The Nulin Nations (18+) by GeoSilYe(f): 5:41pm On Oct 10, 2020
ObehiD you're killing me with suspense nawww
Romance / Re: Just Realized My Gf Is In Control All The While by GeoSilYe(f): 8:59am On Oct 09, 2020
Is that why you avoided adding "e" to all the shes in your text?

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Romance / Re: This Message Is For The Chubby Or Plus Sized Sisters... by GeoSilYe(f): 11:00pm On Oct 06, 2020
ZIINI:

How Much is the registration fee ? and where is it gonna take place?

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Romance / Re: This Message Is For The Chubby Or Plus Sized Sisters... by GeoSilYe(f): 10:54pm On Oct 06, 2020
ZIINI:

Lol That'll be a very long stress
Just use style to get one of their contact
And quote me back here
Shikena

Long stress for what you're looking for, Ahn Ahn oga no be so
Romance / Re: This Message Is For The Chubby Or Plus Sized Sisters... by GeoSilYe(f): 10:44pm On Oct 06, 2020
ZIINI:

Good
Can you by chance link me up with any of those bbw that will come.

Lmao just use style to register and you'd be in the WhatsApp group and you can carry on from there
Shikina!
Celebrities / Re: Dorathy Bachor Speaks On Health After Being Rushed To Hospital by GeoSilYe(f): 2:54pm On Oct 06, 2020
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Romance / Re: This Message Is For The Chubby Or Plus Sized Sisters... by GeoSilYe(f): 2:51pm On Oct 06, 2020
ZIINI:

Can you do me a favour ?
Depends
Health / Re: What Fifty Push-ups Everyday Does To Your Body (photos) by GeoSilYe(f): 10:09am On Oct 06, 2020
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Romance / Re: This Message Is For The Chubby Or Plus Sized Sisters... by GeoSilYe(f): 10:07am On Oct 06, 2020
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Celebrities / Re: Phyno: "Hope He's Not Into Drug" - Fans React To Rapper's New Picture by GeoSilYe(f): 3:27pm On Sep 18, 2020
He doesnt look good sha
E fit talk say na him new style

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Politics / Re: Designers Of Nigeria At 60 Say Logo Was Not Paid For by GeoSilYe(f): 3:14pm On Sep 18, 2020
Okay oh

"For now, we appeal to millions of good-spirited Nigerians, this celebration is ours. It is a celebration of the Nigerian people. Not even the present feeble wind will dampen our passion for our beloved country."

I dont even know which celebration they are talking about in this country that we found ourselves in. Passion? Passion of what in this country? Is it the governance, or the things they keep promising before Abraham had Isaac? Only God will save us in this country because we can't even save ourselves anymore, it's like everyone has decided to remain here and watch things remain how they are or the lucky ones vamoose out of here the minute they get the chance. 60 years with close to nothing to show for it.

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Education / Re: Meet First Nigerian Professor At Harvard University Law School. by GeoSilYe(f): 9:37pm On Sep 13, 2020
Annalise Keatling vibes loool

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Literature / Re: Masquerades Of The Nulin Nations (18+) by GeoSilYe(f): 10:24am On Sep 12, 2020
I was expecting that Debisi had something to say about the bodies though seeing how he kept "examining" them.
Literature / Re: The Journey To A Thousand Flash by GeoSilYe(f): 9:02pm On Sep 05, 2020
LarrySun:
THE JOURNEY TO A THOUSAND FLASH

Flash 22: Coma

To Doctor Olufemi Onasanya

It was 1958 and Chinu was only eight years old when it happened. His older brother, Somto, had caused everything - but nobody knew, not even Somto himself did.

The family was taking a holiday trip when a little butterfly perched on the window beside Somto - the only person in the car who noticed the insect. He clapped his hands and the butterfly flew away. The action was immediately forgotten and the journey continued in earnest.

The little butterfly with beautiful wings flew away innocently, but its movement disrupted the pattern of a murder of crows. Due to this disruption, the birds - scores of them - changed their destination and travelled due east. This little, teeny-tiny change altered a subtle law guiding the thread of fate. The crows were not supposed to travel east - west was the pattern. But because a child somewhere had clapped his hand, the planet, for a brief moment, rotated anticlockwise - but nobody knew, no one suspected anything amiss, except, perhaps, the flying creatures.

The birds flew in an alternate course. While they flew, the flapping of their wings caused the change in weather a few miles away from the travelling family.

***

The wife of a major was at home expecting her husband's return when the cloud suddenly turned dark. The woman became worried about her husband - Major Dauda suffered from pneumonia. He was allergic to cold; it would be another serious problem if her husband was drenched by the rain; a situation he was often a victim of. She broke into her husband's room and picked up the walkie-talkie. She knew she was not supposed to use the walkie-talkie, but she needed to warn her husband about the rain.

She switched it on.

***

Major Dauda was taking his mistress to a hotel. His wife at home knew nothing about this, and he planned to keep it that way. After thirty-five years of marriage, he felt that he needed to sample another woman, a much younger woman. He had sworn on a stack of Bibles that he would never cheat on her - but with a beautiful girl beside him in the car, his vow seemed like a distant memory.

But when his walkie-talkie suddenly buzzed from the glove compartment, Major Dauda twitched in fright. He had not expected it to buzz; the other pair was locked away in his room.

He searched through his glove compartment for the walkie-talkie. All it took was the few seconds - the few seconds he looked away from the road.

"Look out!" his mistress screamed.

But it was too late. In his search for the walkie-talkie, he had driven to the opposite lane. He collided head-on with another car, a car that contained a family of four.

The army officer and his mistress died instantly. Little Chinu's parents and his brother survived unscathed, but Chinu was not so lucky - he went into coma.

***

It is 2020 and Chinu is now seventy years old.

He had been in coma for sixty-two years. His parents had died in 1990. His brother, Somto, died ten years ago. When Chinu went into coma, he had been transported from one hospital to the other over the years.

When the Civil War broke out in 1967, Chinu's parents managed to move him from the eastern part of the country to the west, an action that further stretched the thread of life, making it taut, tangling it - but the thread refused to break. Chinu's recovery, just like the destination of the crows, was in the east, not the west. By transporting him further away from home, the thread of fate was pulled thin, but life remained elastic.

Dozens of doctors had tried to revive Chinu but had failed; they all eventually outdied the boy. Doctors came and left, but the hospitals remained.

Although Chinu was in a coma, his body never stopped growing as he aged. He attained puberty under coma - he grew his first beards, his first moustache, his first pubic hair. He became a man without even knowing.

Doctors had advised Chinu's parents to pull the plug on him, but the distraught parents would never hear of it. They were wealthy enough. They didn't mind paying for the time; no matter how long it would take, they were ready to pay. Chinu's family was not ready to give up on him. Before they passed away thirty years ago, Chinu's parents had placed a fortune in trust for his sustainance.

Somto had taken charge of his brother's situation after their parents passed away. By then, he was already married and had a grown-up son. By the time Somto died in 2010, his family already owned a hospital in Lagos. It was in this family hospital that Chinu finally woke up after sixty-two years of coma.

Chinu's body had shrunken with age, his hair had turned grey, some of them were already falling out on their own before they were shaved. The only part of his body that didn't grow old were his eyes. They were still the eyes of that eight-year-old boy of 1958.

When he opened his eyes, the first person he saw watching over him was a young woman of about nineteen years old. The woman smiled at him and said, "Welcome back to the land of the living."

Chino was confused. He didn't understand what was going on. Indeed, he didn't understand where he was. He was a child in an old man's body. It was too much for someone with an eight-year-old memory to comprehend.

"Where is mama?" he asked. Apparently, his voice had not changed much too - probably because he had not said a single word in sixty-two years. "Where is papa?" He stared at the nurse. "Who are you?"

"My name is Nene," said the girl.

"Where's Somto?"

"That's grandpa," said the girl smiling. "He has been dead for long."

"Dead?" Chinu was confused. He looked around him. He saw his own body and began to cry. He was crying like a child he really was.

Nene was confused. She left the ward to inform her father that grand-uncle had finally woken up. It was an unbelievable moment as Ifeanyi, the son of Somto, rushed to the ward. Tears filled his eyes as he saw his uncle stare back at him with innocent eyes.

"Who are you?" Chinu asked. "Why am I here?"

Doctor Ifeanyi knew enough to understand that his uncle didn't have the psychological capability to comprehend the situation. It would take a while - a long while. A psychologist would have to be employed. A great deal of work would need to be done on Chinu's mind.

***

A few months later after series of psychological assessment and analysis, the psychologist believed that Chinu had already had a little grasp of the situation, of reality. But his assessments were not entirely correct. It was another reality that formed in the old man's mind. Chinu did not believe all that had been said to him, but he pretended to understand.

In his mind, Chinu believed his family lived in the east, in his hometown. He demanded to be taken home.

"Maybe that's the closure he needs," the psychologist had told Doctor Ifeanyi.

And so Doctor Ifeanyi decided to take Chinu to their hometown in the east. The family still had their old mansion there. One weekend, the family - Doctor Ifeanyi, his wife, Nene, Chika and Chinu - packed themselves in an SUV and began the trip. Chika, the youngest member of the family, was particularly over-excited.

Halfway home, Kelechi noticed a little butterfly on the window beside him. He smiled and clapped his hands. The butterfly flew away and the journey continued in earnest.

The boy didn't know that he had just set in motion a series of events. The little butterfly would disrupt the movement of a parliament of owls that would change their course and travel due west. The owls were not supposed to travel west - east was the pattern.

But whether this action was meant to create further chaos, or to repair the one already created sixty-two years ago, only nature - and destiny predetermined by infinite probabilities - would tell.

©Larry Sun, September 2020

Butterfly effect or The clap lol
This is nice.
Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko Emerges Top Humanitarian Wiith His Eradication Of Malaria Project by GeoSilYe(f): 9:00pm On Aug 30, 2020
Seems like it is everyday Alex comes up with these so called pageantry and awards.

Well, it is said that if you must lick ass, it must be a big man's own.

Nonsense and humanitarian

Call us again when it is WHO

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by GeoSilYe(f): 6:25pm On Aug 30, 2020
Erica is still in the house because she's bringing money through her gullible fans, if not the ninjas would have come to pack her up.
Nonsense and jerry cans.

See the way Lucy was even laughing after she saw the bj clip

Tueh!

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Education / Re: Reasons Why BSC Is Better Than HND by GeoSilYe(f): 11:07am On Aug 29, 2020
Bullshitttt

Grace doesnt check what degree you have, it simply comes upon you.

So if you like get seven PhDs, person with just olevel would be doing better than you because of the grace of God.
Literature / Re: Masquerades Of The Nulin Nations (18+) by GeoSilYe(f): 10:45am On Aug 29, 2020
Wow Obehid this was sublime
The way you weld your words is just breathtaking lol, keep up the good work.

However, I'm curious about Tan's age, you always seem to avoid giving out her precise age except if I missed it, I'd like to know tho

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Food / Re: How To Make Seafood Okra (photos) by GeoSilYe(f): 11:09am On Aug 22, 2020
Ishilove:

I guess I have never been a fan of Sea food. I was traumatised the day I ate delicious calamari at a sea food restaurant, only to discover later that I was eating Squidward. My companion told me it was Octopus, though.



The person that said it makes it stickier is mistaken. Does kaun make beans stickier? No it doesn't because it is meant to soften the seeds faster.

Banga and okro is delicious o. Instead of using water and palmoil, the Banga extract acts as both grin

Madam said Squidward :-D �
TV/Movies / Re: Big Dreams Reality Show Opens As Ned Nwoko, Coza Pastor Make Appearance by GeoSilYe(f): 8:18am On Aug 22, 2020
Wetin we wan do with this news now?

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Celebrities / Re: Chioma Don Finish Am Die - Fans Cry Out As Hilarious Sweat Pic Of Davido Emerges by GeoSilYe(f): 10:10pm On Aug 21, 2020
Looks like an old pic..

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