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Crime › Re: Bandits Kidnap 50 Zamfara Elders On Reconciliation Mission by Gerundphrase: 6:26pm On Jun 08
Gumi ordered their kidnap to pass a message: don't go to bandits negotiations without me
Business › Re: Discos Earn ₦600 Billion In Three Months Despite Blackouts by Gerundphrase: 9:12am On Jun 03
20k i sub in August of 2024 hasn't finished till today. No light to use my units. I advice everyone to go get prepaid. How can you not provide services and still send out bills. Isn't that robbery
Phones › Re: Which Phone Can I Get With ₦300-400k? Camera & Battery Life Important by Gerundphrase: 9:56am On Jun 02
Buy galaxy s20 fe. I bought it 210k brand new to support my 14 Promax. But honestly na my 14 pro max dey support am
Politics › Re: Ned Nwoko: I Was Promised Automatic Ticket Before Joining APC by Gerundphrase: 10:52am On May 27
You must get sense by force. Same amaechi that is crying of rigging by atiku. Obi saw all these and wasn't ready to bribe any delegates so he moved out
FSBoperator:
Your obi knew he could not even win Amaechi if it was down to just two of them so that's why he went begging Amaechi in his house to step down for him.

Giringori is only popular in your SE.
Food › Re: How I Proved My Sister Wrong By Cooking With 3,100 Naira. by Gerundphrase: 10:21am On May 27
Keep on making post about dogs food for human. My willy can't even eat such food. You think we don't know the handwriting eh mrs protein deficiency ambassador of renewed hopelessness
Caaz:
Your frustrations came too early...I had to go thru your profile....enyia your are not worth getting a response.

See how mature man with mustache dey para like jaskaro.
Happy children's day to you enyia don't forget to drink your caprisonne.



You can take the floor.
Food › Re: How I Proved My Sister Wrong By Cooking With 3,100 Naira. by Gerundphrase: 6:37am On May 27
Keep on exposing urself. So your sister and her family of 4 are not human beings to eat good food. U used tilapia of 500 naira, which can't be bigger than an egg, to cook for a family of 4 and u re proud to post it here on this forum to teach us how to manage and get used to suffering. Ndi 10k can feed a family for a whole week.
Caaz:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Thanks for the laughs

I nor Sabi cook....nor make some of my clients hear you o
Oya use these pics hold body
Food › Re: How I Proved My Sister Wrong By Cooking With 3,100 Naira. by Gerundphrase: 6:11am On May 27
Sufferhead. Go and collect 5k next election and cook a pot of meal that will last you 4yrs... smh
Caaz:
The soup would last them till tomorrow morning....I gave her some foodstuffs and paint of garri.

I just wanted teaching her how to manage shikena
Food › Re: How I Proved My Sister Wrong By Cooking With 3,100 Naira. by Gerundphrase: 6:01am On May 27
The worst thing to happen to a human being is get used to suffering. Nigeria should be on same list with Dubai but bad leadership crumbled her. We should demand more from our leaders. How you even cook soup with no crayfish
Caaz:
The rest of the soup I had to package it for her to take home to her kids.
Life no hard...na you wan use beef/chicken/icefish cook.

We should learn how to improvise and think outside the box.

The chicken she wanted me to use to do the experiment and I nor gree.
Market price for this chicken is pegged @17k.
Politics › Re: "I Have No Links With Bandits” — Sheikh Gumi by Gerundphrase: 5:51am On May 27
It is becoming scary to me as an easterner. Fulani is overwhelming yoruba land and conquering territories just as they did to hausas in 1800s. Their next target is igboland. They have successfully muted Nnamdi kanu, a voice who has been sounding the alarm. But on a sad note, they will fail
Politics › Re: Sandy Onor Announced As The Consensus Presidential Candidate Of The PDP by Gerundphrase: 5:38am On May 27
Blame Goodluck a man from otuoke that has no shoes. Honestly a man shouldn'tnot be a weakling
Bimpe29:
See what has become of PDP, erstwhile largest party in Africa. A flag bearer that cannot even win his local government in the general election.
Politics › Re: Blackout Hits Presidential Villa, Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Others by Gerundphrase: 5:03am On May 24
"if I don't provide electricity, don't vote for me again" tinubu's words not mine. Why do you keep defending a man who made Nigerians to miss buhari known by all as a monumental failure
Kushites:
I DON'T HOLD ''DISCUSSIONS'' WITH TRIBALISTS.

I'M A FULLY DETRIBALISED NIGERIAN, SO YOU'RE NOT ON MY LEVEL.

THERE'S THE DOOR...👉
Celebrities › Re: Obi Cubana Abandons Tinubu’s City Boy Movement, Deletes All Related Posts by Gerundphrase: 8:43am On May 23
Your comparison should be like for like. You shouldn't equate an individual to a whole tribe. Bad governance knows no tribe. It affects everybody
Wickedtruths:
Yoruba Obidients are making the worst mistake of their lives by joining and supporting Peter Obi, a man that hates Yorubas with passion.

Obi didn't contribute anything to their wealth wealth so I don't see why they are selling their heritage and love their fellow Yorubas have for them to follow Obi. It is a very big mistake indeed.

Yoruba Obidients should join Tinubu now and make massive impact to his campaign so that Yorubas will forgive them.


Obi is being pushed by Igbo tribalists and he will be beaten as usual.
Business › Re: My Opay Account Was Hacked by Gerundphrase: 8:20am On May 22
Before someone can withdraw money from your opay, he or she must have ur login password and transaction pin. Only in case of ussd transaction is ur login password on required and transaction must be from acct phone number. Personally if I login my opay in another phone, opay always demands face verification b4 accessing the account. This is the first time I am hearing this kind of story about opay
Politics › Re: I’ll Secure NDC VP Position, Then After Kano Will Produce President - Kwankwaso by Gerundphrase: 1:07pm On May 19
Leadership is all about sacrifice for the masses. Unlike selfish Atiku greedy old man. Peter obi would have stayed in ADC if Atiku had agreed on this arrangement. Urchins are calling obi a coward who shy away from party primaries. One question for them is do you think obi will use his money to buy off delegates as atiku will do? The answer is a big no. Mr integrity is coming to serve the people not to recover money he spent during election. After obi, kwankwaso 4+4
Phones › Re: Things Killing Your Data Without You Knowing by Gerundphrase: 5:33am On May 15
This topic was irrelevant until Emiliano became president
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sergio Ramos Set To Buy Sevilla by Gerundphrase: 8:53pm On May 12
Sevilla to play champions league next locked in
Business › Re: US Buys $578m Nigerian Crude In Three Months – U.S. Bureau by Gerundphrase: 7:12pm On May 10
You wey no dey ignorant suppose enlighten us on how these things work. Because we all know you guys said dangote was buying crude oil from usa because nigeria's crude was already sold out by bonds
Parachoko:
Nah you dey deceive yourself with your stark ignorance
Politics › Re: A Full Tanker Of Fuel Was 8m In 2023 Now It's 68m by Gerundphrase: 2:39pm On May 10
You that your sense of reasoning is still intact. How much were you buying fuel b4 the war started?
Shouldn't Nigeria as an oil producing country be benefitting from the global increase

Why is the mannequin still borrowing trillions of naira even after removing subsidy and taxing the hell out of the ordinary citizens.

Why are we paying so much money for data

Why are we living in darkness even when your loud promised us steady power when elected

These and many more questions you should be asking if your brain is still intact

Timmi:
Go back to 2023 then. Some people loose their sense of reasoning just to please their sponsors. The Trump war has caused the increase in the price of fuel worldwide. To exercise common sense, you need to compare the prices of fuel in other countries at 2023 to what is obtainable now.
Politics › Re: A Full Tanker Of Fuel Was 8m In 2023 Now It's 68m by Gerundphrase: 2:28pm On May 10
Answer the question Mr man. This is a public forum. What is your point exactly. We want to understand the msg you are tryingto convey.
helinues:
Who is this?Did I direct my comments to you?
Properties › Re: Landlord Refunded Her Rent Because She Is From Ebonyi by Gerundphrase: 12:26pm On May 07
I am against stereotypical discrimination but some people from that extraction are sometimes destructive. I know of one who turned his landlord space to shrine. It took the collective effort of youths of the community to dislodge him. This and So many other illicit activities compelled the community leaders to ban indigenous from renting out house to them. Op might have sought for house in this particular place.
Family › Re: Responsible Family Men, How Are You Coping? by Gerundphrase: 6:34pm On May 05
Lol they are only two. The first is married. I Don go give her people assurance already. Just find family wey the mother has respect for the father. Their girls always gives their man peace...
Omayie:
I am also interested in this family chief
Health › Re: I Just Saw Blood In My Urine by Gerundphrase: 8:28am On May 05
Check up is the answer. But you should rule out kidney stone if you haven't been experiencing its related symptoms. My best guess is urinary tract infections
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Manchester City (3 - 3) On 4th May 2026 by Gerundphrase: 10:07pm On May 04
Firck you in zulu
AlabiKILLER2023:
Football looks scripted


Script says Arsenal will win the epl
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Manchester City (3 - 3) On 4th May 2026 by Gerundphrase: 8:41pm On May 04
Omo it is going to be more painful to not win the league because of goal difference. I want City to feel such pain. Them din too oppress the big four. Chelsea not included
Politics › Re: Peter Obi & Kwankwaso Arrive NDC National Secretariat (video) by Gerundphrase: 9:00pm On May 03
Obi 4 years then kwankwaso 4+4
Family › Re: Responsible Family Men, How Are You Coping? by Gerundphrase: 12:22pm On May 03
Thank god I have paid my house rent. Half of people living in my apartment haven't payed their rent. Landlord Don give quit notice tire. Thank Gos for mmesomachukwu that girl has been a blessing to me. Find a partner that has hand work and sense too. E get why
Politics › Re: May Day: Tinubu Declares Insecurity, Poverty National Emergency by Gerundphrase: 6:09am On May 02
You declare state Of emergency today and travel to France the following day. Keep deceiving yourself.
Crime › Re: Fulani Herder Strikes Amotekun Operative In Mouth With Cattle Stick In Oyo State by Gerundphrase: 9:00pm On Apr 30
This na family problem. Nobody should put mouth in it. Them Don scatter omoaluobi mouth.. e sure me say his eyes is blurred and he can't see what he is pressing on the phone
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Arsenal: UCL (1 - 1) On 29th April 2026 by Gerundphrase: 6:59pm On Apr 29
Surprisingly this game is going to give out many goals
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (5 - 4) On 28th April 2026 by Gerundphrase: 9:04pm On Apr 28
Congrats if you staked. Maamamia this is the best champions league game so far. The couldn'thold his breath
Gerundphrase:
Goal galore. Over 5.5 pays off 6.34 odds

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