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donyfrank:
The guy that WhatsApp me gave his name as Tony -0814771627.
The other guy -08141608926

Pls omo don't subscribe. those guys are scammers. They succeeded in scamming me of #7500. That is a small amount, but where I have taken him to sorry is his name

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Guys I just heard this song by wizkid on

dream fm. It was fantastic

check it out

Click here https://ouo.io/kBa1IM


to listen and enjoy

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Chai we are finished in this country

No be say to borrow na taboo
I fact even USA get debt wey pass our own
The fear is that most of the money will end up in one person pocket rather than be used to pursue the projects it was borrowed for



Let us do small maths


Est. Population of Nigeria is 200 million
Total debt is 28trillion

Now:
28,000,000,000,000/200,000,000=140000

That means every Nigerian is owing 140000 Naira

The worst part is that the debt profile is moving up very swiftly

Maybe when Buhari is done with us everybody will be owing 500000 naira

Then China will take over our country to host her overwhelming population

about 30 % of our number has never in their lifetime counted 50k of theirs

Gauging the nation wide out cry on this single act by access bank, they are bound to lose more than five hundred viable customers.

Chai!!! This lie dey give me goosebumps

I love ur music erigga

In his words;;; my nyash dey jealous my mouth becoz e too Don drop shit

If trust dey water for no fit dey boil fish

Op don't feel bad about ur height.

There is height u will reach and realize that u re taller than senses. As in u will be 6ft and ur brain will be let's say 4ft around ur thoracic cavity


Generally speaking, 80% of short people always have sense because their brain ought to be where it is supposed to be.


Though it is Bae to be tall. I love when them babes them raise their body to collect kiss

He doesn't have the right to kill the man.

Neither does he have the right to kill the woman

The only right he has is to send his wife packing


What if she told him she wasn't married

There is this girl I love so much and intend marrying.

She is a virgin and have been disturbing me since for sex but I always decline saying ''let us wait till marriage''

I always see it as Breaking her nw is a certificate for her to become a community bank where everybody can deposit



My plan is prior to me proposing to her, I will check if she is still intact.
If she isn't that will be the end

If u want to plan for a year
Plant rice
For ten years
Plant trees
For hundred years
Plant people but never family
Invest in outsiders for they will remember you more than family.




I learnt this from the life of my father
Once a wealthy man who spent on his brothers and sisters
Married for them
Started businesses for them
Even built house for some

But in time of need they forsake him
Now my old man is living in regrets

Nigeriabiafra80:
Anambra I swear you will cover the whole village in anambra without knowing it
There road network is something else

I give it to Anambra. Originally am from enugu state(ugwuanyi is trying) . Came to Anambra in 2017 to school and work. Bought my first bike 3months ago. I decided to learn how to drive inside the village. I was stunned to find out that everywhere was tarred. Pot hole free and smooth like Nkechi, my ex's, butt.


They don't just have good road. Street light everywhere

This is buhari's style: it is better to remain silent and be assumed a f00l than to speak and remove all doubt.

The only northern president who treat every Nigerian without regards to one's position on the cardinal point