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France has given the world
fragrant perfume and very
stinky cheeses, but the
country's latest and greatest
olfactory contribution may be a
pill that makes farts smell like chocolate. The sweet-smelling product is
the creation of Christian
Poincheval, a 65-year-old
inventor who hails from the
village of Gesvres and looks like
Santa Claus' younger hippie brother. Poincheval sells the pills online
at pilulepet.com for around
$12.50 for 60 capsules. The
web page promises the
chocolate pills will "allow the
user to fart through to the New Year in grand style." The chocolate pills are a new
addition to Poincheval's
odorific arsenal, which also
includes pills that make farts
smell like roses or violets, and
fart-reducing powder for pets. As with most new creations,
necessity was the mother of
this invention. He was eating dinner with
friends in 2006 when he
realized the group had caused
a gas attack at the restaurant. "Our farts were so smelly after
the copious meal, we nearly
suffocated," he told the
Telegraph. "The people at the
table next to us were not
happy. Something had to be done." It was the start of a long
period of stinky researching,
during which Poincheval made
some interesting discoveries. "When we were vegetarian we
noticed that our gas smelt like
vegetables, like the odor from
a cow pat, but when we started
eating meat, the smell of the
flatulence became much disagreeable," he said,
according to TheLocal.Fr. "We
needed to invent something
that made them smell nicer" Poincheval claims his pills not
only create chocolate-scented
farts, they reduce intestinal gas
and bloating thanks to
ingredients like vegetable coal,
fennel, seaweed, plant resin, bilberry, and cacao zest. Since people tend to stuff their
bellies during the holidays,
Poincheval figures his
chocolate fart pills should be
stuffed in stockings. "Some buy them because they
have problems with flatulence
and some buy them as a joke
to send to their friends.
Christmas always sees a surge
in sales," he said, according to IBTimes.co.uk.

kristina1:
I talk lie..?
Let him make money and the same gal wil be crawling back to him..

just the way u'll be crawling to chibwike when HE win oga for nairaland next year

guy super glue na just #50 for ANY Malam shop now buy one glue UP,,,,,take heart(what a pity)

D [/b]one for single, one for searching, one for every man is allow to ask her out, one for u must be rich

MzPreshie:
I'm here now. Missed me?

how do u want me to say it i missed uuuuuuuuuuu

Confession14:
hahahha ghost no checkam...e go give u headache oooo....

headless man no dey worry for headache

adepiero:
na Barcelona fc I dey support. which club you dey?

juventus fc Aka old lady

erememb what ever u give him is what u will receiv, dont give boxer and expecte IPHONE 4S on ur own birthday because u girls has been doing this since the days of my great grandma

ATOB:
Ladies not only dislike nice guys.
They dont want you to be honest.
They dont want you to be a lover boy.
They dont like you to be open minded.
They dont like dull boys.

This is what they like;

They like bad boys who feign decency. They start to convince themselve he is cool.
They like you to pretend.
They like you to lie.
They like tongue twisters.
They dont like you to tell them sexual things. They like you to pretend you dont like it.
They like you to be an angel in disguise.
They dont like you to kiss them the first time they visit.
They like you to pretend you dont know anything about the hole between their legs.

I really dont know if im making sense because its confusing thinking about them.
Focus on your goals and what you want to make out of life.
Women are ultimately secondary trust me.


Disclaimer; What I wrote up there doesnt apply to all girls before they bite me.

girls have been deceiving them self since 1756 everything u said here is real,,,,,,E.g. My former Nebour's daughter made me call myself a cult*T just because she loves bad boys (can u imagine??) so i collected three points befor the real bad boys start collecting their own

Whizzdom:
http://dailypost.ng/2014/11/25/ebola-stop-importing-frozen-chicken-fg-warns-nigerians/

if i no eat chicken in next 3months, i wonder how i will look like

MzPreshie:
Yea, I liked him at first sight, you know, attraction I'd call it. But am not asking this question cause I want him to ask me out, nah, I just want to know. And besides, now he's a good friend and I'm not hoping to date him.

hey mummy u can lie oh

Arsenal FC will Win Champions League when my grandchildren finish university,,,,,note,,i am not yet married (no harm meant)

adepiero:
Oya gimme your number if it is "common" to you

guy abeg which football team fan are u ?? Because that ur name be like one of my player name

chimerase2:
I give amu the 3 point

chimerase2:
I give amu the 3 point

hope say u cover Amu with c*nd*m?? Befor u collect the three point ??

chimerase2:
I give amu the 3 point

hope say u cover Amu with c*nd*m?? Befor u collect the three point ??

austine4real:
ok tnx jah blez

no prob

austine4real:
lmao

no talk say i no tell u oh

Here is the Not Quite Long list
of Popular Nigerian
Celebrities who own a
Bentley...I Call them the
BIGGER BOYS!..What Do You
Think??

chimerase2:
wat do u expect moni finish na so I gat buy pure water dey flex mak pple no tink say I be her gate man way escort her come fast foood and the worst part she no even gree give me make I follow her chop

hope u collect three point from her ?? Because If u No collect three point from her, na him be say u don fall my hand oh,,,, u no use guys code be that

austine4real:
Plz has any1 met a Nlder b4?
Hw dd it went?
Am planning 2 meet a babe on thursday,my 1st time of meetin som1 online.. I nid u tell me wot i nid 2 do

dude make sure u put ur transport money inside ur shoe to avoid spending it on her because the last time i went visiting a girl,,,,OMO that girl wicked OH, she use bosom confuse me, i dont No when i spend my transport on her

iceberylin:
Sge travelled to see my inlaws

hehe inlaws ok oh

iceberylin:
Hell no i didn't
Missed her too

the wife u are living with in the same house

kika23:
Maybe... Dyu have some to share?

u take it

Confession14:
hahaha that kid ain't banning no mama from her Hays....but he gatta flush that poo he left in the toilet...how are u doing?

hmmm(mama??)confession14 hasn't HE (iceberylin) flushed that shít??,,,,am great u ??

Confession14:
Hello haus? Do u miss me?

where did u go ??, has iceberylin banned u from charting with us ??

kika23:

hey,,,,,has ur funny pix finished ??

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sorry dude not everybody here is stingy, not everybody like awoof

ggrin:

that one no be prove oh

chibwike:
Lol...u own worse oh....yeah twins dnt get vexed easily. Buh if we do...mehn its something else

yeah and Uptil now i see that mark. I still dey regret