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Consy11:
my view? very simple! buy according to ur earnings. dnt envy d rich. live ur life d way it suit u, dnt imitate!

U be CORRECT woman when i dey fine for long@consy

blogaces:
In my honest opinion, I envy the guy. I wish I had dat much power too. I was the only guy between two girls and I had the 2 remotes to the 2 TVs with me. But I didn't really enjoy bribing sha.

i Enjoyed it lik Mad man UP til now all of them call ME bribe man

yeah nigger ur right, but i often give them the things i collect as bribe when there are in need of it and my father is not that type of person u can get carried away by his love

skylane:
Just as @ghost just said, Age is only a number,as far as she respects u as a man and u have feelings for her y not marry her? Do u know if she's meant 4 u?

if i see that type of girl, nothing fit stop ME

tushburg:
U don carry KC for mind since abi

kcee dey try only problem Is that na igbo man him be

FrancisTony:
Wake up! It's already dawn.

u need PROCOLD

if this cassava commit suicide all of una go carry mouth go sleep

in my family i am twin and have 4 elder sisters and i am only son, i am the only one that can sit on that chair and mine is closer to his own and nobody dare collect the tv control on his hand only me, i always eat with him, after him i am the next boss followed by my mom, and If my sisters spoil anything in the house i will collect bribe and said is me, is fun sometimes but sad mostly to be the only BOY IN THE HOUSE

me mostly because i dont jork with that kid but i dont No how to or where to download it

PLS GIVE THAT NIGGER PROCOLD HE NEED IT-how can small boy lik that be smoking weed, him won die young ??

my friend have U seen A pure water with Nafdac number on it befor ?? So dont mind them and start ur biz,NAFDAC Is for the rich and is just a number

Celebrity marriage/dating is lik chinese phone the love for it dont last, when u buy it And enjoy it for few months it will expire, take heart

Kefetjey:
I hear

no be play oh

guy why did u put kcee in the list?? Mind urself oh, u suppose no that we IGBOS dont mind since we wont get paid in dressing cool. And for the rest all of THEM NEED PROCOLD

guy to tell u the truth age is just a number i dont see that as an excuse, ur are the one holding ur shadow. Life can be complicated sometimes those type of ladies are very hard to fine nowadays, so my advice to u is that if u have feelings for her, dont waste time in making her ur wife, if u work hard trust ME no body will tell u when u that ur already for long

OGA Atiku if u lik lead for free we no send u, ur time don pass ur an expired human and an expired human can never lead our country forward so go rest

Infohelp:
APC Presidential Aspirant, Atiku Abubakar has made known to the public that his salary will be nothing but N1million if Elected as the President on Nigeria come 2015 Election.
His decision, according to a source from The Guardian, is predicated on the avowed commitment of the leading APC presidential to “give back to Nigeria for all that the country has done for him.”
Atiku had at the declaration of his intent to contest the 2015 presidential election said he would continue to give back to Nigeria for as long as he is able and capable to do so.
The source confided in The Guardian that the balance of the salary that would have accrued to Atiku Abubakar should he emerge as President will be deployed to people-oriented charities of his choice.
“I believe that Turaki may be considering taking a token salary of N1 not because he is endowed like so many others but to underscore his preparedness to make personal sacrifices in the quest to rebuild and reinvent our dear country and by so doing engender a culture of sacrifice in his envisaged administration,” the source said.

if u believe that all OF them are the same thing MINOR OGA JONA hit LIKE BOTT

Godwin978:
please who can help me
my android always hang untill I switched it off an re on it.that it will function normal for about five min.what do you think will help? is it to flashed it or what? am waiting

best option,,fine nearest LAWMA dust bin and forget the phone inside there truck#space booked

taiwoti:
I was on my way home today, and I overheard some cute ladies gossiping one of there friends that she bought undies worth 10k and its nt more than 3 pieces, I now thot it might be that they are this type of girls wearing 6 in 1 tpye of pants for them to gossip there friend. Ladies what's ur view on dat.

this matter is for women not for real men lik us because men dont gossip

Rikidony:
Dozens of Boko Haram insurgents were reportedly killed early Saturday morning in the fight for Abadam, Borno State, between Multi National Joint Task Force (MNJTF) and the terrorists.

Leadership recalls that town was captured last week despite the previously reached ceasefire agreement . At least 40 people were killed and many residents fled to the border communities in Niger Republic in fear for their lives.

However today, October 26, it was learnt from witnesses and security sources that no fewer than 24 insurgents were killed around Abadam as MNJTF soldiers had managed to reclaim Abadam.

The operation was successful due to the combined effort of the air and ground troops, the sources said. In the course of the air attack the most occupied Boko Haram spots of the town were shelled, following which the terrorists scampered into the bushes where they ran into the ambush of the ground troops.

The military source, who pleaded anonymity, confirmed the recapture saying: “We have triumphed against the terrorists and more progress is being made towards liberating towns and villages; I can guarantee you that Abadam is now secured.”

One of Abadam residents identified as Aliyu Goni also confirmed the information in a phone interview with the journalists:

“I saw many dead bodies as we were returning back to Abadam after the soldiers encouraged us to go back home. There were many corpses of the Boko Haram members in Arge ward where the leader of the Boko Haram that led the insurgents into Abadam was seen issuing orders.”

www.naij.com/311420-military-recapture-abadam-kill-dozens-of-boko-haram-insurgents.html

if them like make them kill THem self finish all i No is that by 2015 everything GO better

dlex21:
Having the Nigerian green passport alone does not make you a Nigerian, there are other things that add up to it. We Nigerian have very peculiar stuffs in common irrespective of our diverse culture and differences in religion.
Here are 15 things that shows you’re a typical Nigerian:

1.You Shout Up NEPA: Power is still a big problem in Nigeria,if you've lived or still living in Nigeria you know what I am talking about. So you get excited and scream Up Nepa when the electricity comes on? My friend you’re a Nigerian.

2.You wear Special Outfit for Sundays or Fridays. We Nigerians are very Religious people and very few of us are Godly,sad truth. We don’t joke with our Religious activities. Most Nigerians reserve the best of the best clothes for Sundays (for the Christians) and Fridays(for the Muslims).In fact offering time in churches are like fashion shows with everyone trying to cat walk and show off their beautiful dresses.

3.You don’t ask people their age and you don’t like to tell people your age.
Except it’s something official we don’t like to tell or ask people their age. We Nigerians see asking someone’s age, especially if the person is older than you very disrespectful.

4.You’re boisterous and always Speak loud in Public. Nigerians are very noisy and energetic people,it’s not difficult to identify a Nigerian when you find yourself at International airports .We speak loud with confidence ,you hear phrases like “Do you know who I am?” “My friend I will get you locked up!”

5.You call people you are not familiar with names like: Chairman,Oga,Uncle,Aunty,Bros,Sister etc.

6.You have two Phones to yourself alone. Most Nigerians living in Nigeria own two phones, not just to show off but because of the unstable power and mobile network services, you can’t just rely on one network or phone. If mtn doesn't have network you quickly pick up your etisalat sim card. It's mostly a smartphone and a Nokia phone.

7.You’re materialistic and like to flaunt your wealth at the slightest opportunity given. The Rich Nigerians are really really rich. We buy things we don’t need just solely to fit in with everyone else. Your Facebook updates are things like “lekkibeach chilling”,”Dubai things”,”Money on mind”then just know you’re a Typical Nigerian etc

8.You’re always extremely security conscious and watchful. A Typical Nigerian person is always watching for safety. He doesn't trust anyone around him, everyone is a suspect. He doesn't keep his phone carelessly ‘cos he knows someone is
waiting for such opportunity to steal it. I once traveled somewhere abroad, and the guy who came for me at the airport was telling me how unsafe the place was and why I should keep my belongings safe, I just looked at him and smiled, wish he knew how security conscious we Nigerians are by default.

9.You have relatives that you can’t even explain in simple terms how they are related to you. I hear things like, Hmm Mayo here is my relative Kemi, she is my Fathers brother’s wife cousin’s friend’s Husband. I am like WTH!!

10.You always like to cook Jollof Rice when you have Big Occasions. Party rice

11.You use very often phrases like: Eh wo, Ehen, Chineke, Che, Ah-Ah, Yepa! God forbid, by God’s Grace, Nawa o!Wetin sef!No worry, Go joor! etc

12.You know what chin chin, puff puff, or moin moin are.

13. You've never or rarely visit the dentist because you don’t see any reason for that and consider it waste of money.
Nigerians only visit a dentist office when there is no other remedy. Visiting a dentist for normal check-up is not an everyday thing in Nigeria.

14.You like to add “O” to a lot of your talk. e.g Na wa o,Leave me o,O boy!,Na Now o!

15.You read all the above 14 signs and smiled in between

Please add urs

www.tlkdrum.com/15-signs-youre-a-typical-nigerian/

guy na so u hate us (nigerians)reach?? Oga jona must hear this, and our grammar self dey get curo just like MY own. THE ONLY COUNTRY U CAN write THE NAME IN MANY FORM LIKE 9ja naija AND NIGERIA ,,,,,,,PROUDLY NIGERIAN

ketipo3:
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since i left secondary school. I always come to this forum to search for new ideas owing to

the fact that no man is an island of its own but i must confess that i have really found

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It just dawned on me to let this idea out to my fellow Nigerians so that we can all

benefit from it and i also have this dream of making Nigeria a better place and i have to

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nigger IF u need help talk to us let put some food in ur plate and stop posting nonsense, space booked

Chillext:
Founder of the Synagogue Church of All Nations, Prophet T.B Joshua will pay N750,000 as compensation to the families of the victims' of his recent building collapse.

According to DAILY POST, the church’s spokesman, Kirsten Nematandani said, the church had traveled to all provinces in the past few weeks to visit, counsel and assess families’ financial needs and assist where possible.

Namatandani also added that the church has pleaded with the Nigerian government to expedite the repatriation process in order for families to bury the deceased with dignity.

Source

http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/synagogue-collapse-t-b-joshua-to-pay-n750-000-as-compensation-to-victims-families.97351/

i dont agree with that 750k if HE cant pay UP to 1.5m let FG And lagos state government take him to court because HE did wrong by adding more another one Ontop

olaifabukola:
drop ur name ,number, n exact place in surulere. will be surprised how close ur frds are

franklin ndubuisi A.K.A oyaibo joel oguntade street

Greatihex:
who is plrio? Or do u mean pirlo

yeah dont mind the mistake

praise4055:
Am doing it for the sake of my kids..

stay and be waiting for MR tall while the short girls and guys are getting married, see any one that comes ur way and u feel something for him no dele oh Or u go hear Am when u reach 40years

Greatihex:
remember, he is nt getting younger.

E no matter nah how old is plrio??

AdexAbbey:
Nigeria football looks to be, unfortunately, heading into a long, dark night as world football –governing body is set to wield the big stick on Monday (27th October, 2014) against the most populous black nation on earth.
Even as the Super Eagles still have a chance of qualifying for the 2015 Africa Cup of Nations to defend their crown, despite a poor start in the race; even with the Golden Eaglets, the reiging champions of the world, ready to compete at the African Championship to be eligible to travel to Chile to defend their world title next year, and with the Super Falcons reclaiming their continental title in Namibia on Saturday, non –conformity to simple football rules and regulations has put Nigeria at the danger of a big slam.
On Saturday in Windhoek, Namibia, CAF President Issa Hayatou told Nigeria’s Sports Minister, Tammy Danagogo in clear terms that the world was fed up with Nigeria’s incorrigibility in the area of football administration.
Hayatou’s words: “I had to plead passionately with FIFA President, Mr. Sepp Blatter not to take action on Nigeria on Friday, because Nigeria was in the final of the African Women Championship and a ban on your country would have been bad for the competition and our sponsors. We all heard the news of the court ruling on Thursday, and the football world is angry with Nigeria. That is the truth.
“The FIFA letter that came to your Federation before the elections of September 30 was very clear about an automatic suspension should there be any interference with the political process, and after the elections went ahead, we all thought you had settled your issues.”
The CAF supremo, at a meeting that had Nigeria’s Sports Minister, Dr. Tammy Danagogo, Nigeria’s High Commissioner to Namibia, Ambassador Biodun Olorunfemi, Nigeria’s Deputy President of the CAF Appeal Board, Mazi Amanze Uchegbulam, CAF General Coordinator, Mr. Paul Bassey and CAF Media Committee Member, Aisha Falode in attendance, said there was no going back on suspension of Nigeria this week if football matters are not withdrawn from civil courts.
“I appealed to FIFA to give until Monday for Nigeria to put its act together. After that, there is absolutely nothing I can do. It is all very disappointing because we have over 50 National Associations in Africa, but a big country like Nigeria is the one always giving us the biggest headache.
“Nigeria signed to be part of the football world by joining FIFA, and opted to abide by the FIFA –approved Statutes that you have. How many times do we have to tell your country that football matters are not taken to civil courts? If Nigeria no longer wants to be part of the football world, then so be it,” an obviously exasperated Hayatou said. His French words were translated to the rest of the Nigeria delegation by the multi-lingual Paul Bassey.
It would be recalled that FIFA President Blatter and CAF President Hayatou, as well as several National Associations and NFF’s partners and political leaders around the world, congratulated Amaju Pinnick following his victory at the September 30 elections.


SOURCE:http://m.goal.com/x/en-ng/news/5511331

our country spoil at the top so i dont have any thing to say only to buy this space

Greatihex:
Hazard has got almost every quality but a cutting edge for goal and a strong hunger for goals. But, i believe he knows this and wants to improve on it. If he can improve on this, there is nothing that will stop him from making the list for FIFA best three players.

na small small nah CR7 start by running nah so na small small

dainformant:
A report has emerged about how Wealthy African buyers spend almost millions of pounds/Naira on London property.. The Super-rich investors are channeling loads of cash to acquire exquisite mansions and luxurious properties in the UK with more than £600million (about N150billion) already spent in the past three years.

Beauchamp Estates, which sells some of London's most expensive homes, today released a report on African buyers in the capital. The upmarket estate agency said the buyers are coming from six countries Nigeria, Ghana, Congo, Gabon, Cameroon and Senegal.

CONTINUE + SEE MORE PHOTOS; http://www.nationalhelm.com/2014/10/see-photos-of-luxurious-mansions.html

na one day E go end nah na small time all OF go die leave those things for oyibo papa God go soon slap them

Metrofox:
Omg

my friends oga jona work is not to do roads or provide schools na to take care of them see na Abia state people vote the man so nothing be oga jona own that place, oga jona 2015