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Earthbound:
I don't need anyone to tell me, she's my sister. A Yoruba wannabe slayqueen.





They use their hands to eat swallow meals in private but use cutlery in public.
They use their hands to eat, chicken, burger, hotdogs or shawarma in private but use cutlery in public. Forming posh but in reality her name is actually Biliki Omo iya onikpomo.

FlirtyGist:
Mompha who bought the 2019 G-Wagon at his base in Dubai, paid for the car in cash.,

kingxsamz:
Here's how to prevent your poop from splashing toilet water on your butt.
Thank later. *wink*
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A: As the poop is coming out of your butt you catch it and hold on until everything leaves your body.
Then you take all the poop in your hand and drop it gently into the toilet.

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B: Another method is to make sure you don't break the poop. That is, it has to come out in a way that it doesn't leave your butt until it touches the toilet water, as seen in the diagram below. How to bring out the poop without breaking it is up to you.

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C:
Make smaller poops. In order to prevent water from splashing, you'll need to be careful of the size of poop that's coming from your butt. Let the poop come out in1 small amounts that when it hits the water it doesn't splash on your butt.

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D: Stand up quickly as soon as the poop leaves your body.
If you have a problem making smaller poops then this is for you.
You just need to stand up immediately the poop leaves you. This would require strength as the poop could drop before you can even be able to stand up. Though this is not an easy method but if you put work to it, you'll achieve.

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E:
Put some ice cubes in the toilet.
This works pretty well. All you have to do is get some ice cubes, at least a cup, put it in the toilet and then do your thing. Not a single splash. *wink*
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F: Sit in the toilet water.
This method is the one which I feel is more effective and guarantees you a %100 splashed free pooping experience.
All you have to do is take you butt all the way down to the toilet water and sit in it. That way you would be pooping directly into the water without a single splash.

Well that's it guys. I hope these tips really helped. Questions are allowed.

acenazt:
shey u r not confusing hausa for igbo ni