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Romance / Re: What I Did When My Girlfriend Got Married While I Was In Battle Field - Soldier by Gideon691: 5:14pm On Mar 16, 2020
OlawaleBammie:
He said he was fighting with his preeq outside, wat if bullet kiss his preeq for cap?

Orin idagbere niyen o,

nawa for you o... so you think say if bullet wan knack hin preeq na cloth go stop am?

bros abeg find better thing talk jare...

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Business / How To Get More Clients, Leads, Customers And Sales In Your Business by Gideon691: 8:33pm On Mar 14, 2020
Generating leads and clients is a very vital thing in all businesses. Basically the amount of leads and clients in your possession often determines your level of sales. Yes, it isn't freaking rocket science, you don't expect someone with with a thousand leads to get less sales than someone with just 100leads. It isn't possible!. So this shows how leads are in all businesses, because if you don't have client, who are you going to sell to?
Now Generating leads these days can very easy, all thanks to the social media network. See we all know that in order to generate leads one can just launch a facebook or google ad set and boom, it's done. But yet many of us try it and end up failing woefully, some even end up getting a ROI that doesn't even amount to the money they spent on ads. Have you ever wondered what the problem is? Do you think facebook is scamming you? Hell no! Nobody is doing shit to you, it's just that everyone seeing your ads is ignoring it because because they figured it isn't worth their while!.
First you need to understand the power of the media, Over 11million Nigerians own a facebook account, over 8million come online on a daily basis and over 3million are overly ready to buy from you, but that's only if you know how to sell!. 3million clients! Just imagine how much that can get you in any niche that you are in!. Plus, that's just in facebook, we haven't talked about google, instagram, youtube etc. Just picture all potential clients you can get in you mind. But that's only if you do it right. And how do you do it right? Stop begging and start persuading!
When you ask them to buy it, you're utterly wasting your time because why should they buy from you when they're hundreds of more reputable brands and companies selling the same product and offering better services for even lesser prices. But when you persuade them, you don't just take their money, you also take their trust thus turning them into costumers that'll make demands for your services and only yours when ever they need something in your niche.
Now how do you persuade them? Persuasion goes into deep lengths- lengths deeper than i can go into right now but I'd just give you a scenario, passing the ball into your court, then it'll be up to you if you want to play and score with it, or just sit in the sidelines with your barely mediocre business while those that aren't lazy procrastinators, but strong willed opportunist take the wheel and make waves with it.
Now imagine you're a parent having issues with your child and sees an ad saying;
" 8 Steps To Make Your Stubborn Child Adore, Respect And Love You". With a picture of another family, both parents and children seeming to be filled with love,
Won't you click?
Now imagine, after clicking you were directed to a page with an article that clearly stipulate how your dreams of being an amazing parent to your child can be attained, and it was just show engaging! You read every word! And then a bar pops up, telling you to enter your email, for more tips on getting closer to your kids, won't you enter it?
Now imagine when you were reading the amazing article with all emotions at heart, you read a paragraph that shows you how to performing your kid's hobby with them can bring you both closer and then you where provided with a link that is connected to a shop where everything kids like are being sold!. Now if you have a kid that loves football and you saw a package consisting of a football, a Jersey and a cool shoe for playing soccer with a pics of a kid just like yours on all of these things looking adorable and happy, won't you buy?
Now you see, you not online have got a lead, you also got a sale and a potential costumer!!! You just have to keep sending them mails on offers that could benefit their children.
Persuasion guarantees you high ROI, you'd get purchases from nothing less than half the people that encountered your ads and also tons of leads.
But before you get on your high horses, I'd like you tell you that you it's not just as easy as i portrayed it to be. You also have to know how to target your ads to those looking for what you are selling. Plus, persuasion still goes deeper than that, but luckily for you, there's an eBook that can help you learn all need to know and earn more than you ever thought you could. Teaching you how to spend less, both in money and time and earn more!
To get the eBook simply send me an email on letsbereal691@gmail.com
Business / yo by Gideon691: 11:04pm On Mar 11, 2020
yo
Business / okay by Gideon691: 9:59pm On Mar 10, 2020
okay �
Romance / Re: Like I Said, She Is Lying. I Am Not What She Painted Me To Be by Gideon691: 7:27am On Mar 08, 2020
make una go church o
Romance / Re: Make #3500 Everyday. by Gideon691: 5:57pm On Mar 05, 2020
makecash92:
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Okay, you may drop your WhatsApp numbers, but I'm only going to add the first 30 numbers to the group.
I'm in
Business / Re: Young Nigerian In Need Of Dire Help. by Gideon691: 3:21am On Feb 22, 2020
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kay9:


Ok, I'll assist.
thank you, i will really appreciate that.
Business / Re: Young Nigerian In Need Of Dire Help. by Gideon691: 7:03pm On Feb 21, 2020
kay9:


Hi Gideon, sorry I've been away for a while. How are things with getting the laptop?
still haven't gotten it o. But it's okay, I'm working on it. smiley
Jokes Etc / Re: I Think I'm Possessed!! by Gideon691: 7:34pm On Feb 20, 2020
Bluezy13:
That's what we used to call "Love".
Or perhaps it was really love... Only that we never knew we were stupid. But it is difficult to know one is stupid when one is in love.
Love is accompanied by joy...inner joy...
Stupidity doesn't count as long as one is happy being stupid...loving.
Take away stupidity from love, then love is no longer love.
Love and stupidity are two sides of a coin and the person with whom you are in love with determines the dominance of either.


I'll keep praying for you until you let go of the childhood fantasy.
already did bro'. It wasn't that intense tho'. Just wanted to make it really funny.
Business / Re: Young Nigerian In Need Of Dire Help. by Gideon691: 6:29pm On Feb 19, 2020
brhoom:


Look at your account, the transfer has been completed. I hope you will use this money to start your business. Please, good luck
thanks a lot boss. I've seen it. Thank you. God bless you.
Business / Re: Young Nigerian In Need Of Dire Help. by Gideon691: 5:35pm On Feb 19, 2020
brhoom:
Send me your bank account number and your name. I will support you for 10,000 naira
After the payment has been reached, confirm here to everyone, perhaps you will have another person supporting you as well
My best wishes for success
4280000074 Ecobank

Abraham Ebubechuku

Thanks a lot
Business / Re: Young Nigerian In Need Of Dire Help. by Gideon691: 10:42am On Feb 19, 2020
Alvin212:
Bricklayer who can not afford a laptop! I smell it, this your lie gives out a stench.

Okay

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Business / Re: Young Nigerian In Need Of Dire Help. by Gideon691: 7:37am On Feb 19, 2020
joungblood:
I have hp Compaq 300gb hdd, 2gb ram, I really wanted to sell it for 25k oo, but Bleep it, u can come take it, when u shaakr money from it, remember me o haha (just kidding) but I'm at sango ota, obasanjo Farm side, if u can make ur way there, then you're welcome to get it. 08125670754
i don't know tho'. my parents won't let me come all the way to lagos. but wait lemme dm you on WhatsApp and see if we could walk something out.
Business / Re: Young Nigerian In Need Of Dire Help. by Gideon691: 10:57pm On Feb 18, 2020
kay9:
Hi @Gideon691, can you find out how much a fairly-used one will cost? Maybe we can assist...
i don't really know, but he said i could get one for 25k. I could tho'. But if i can't, I'd just look for ways to complete the money so it'd be enough.
Business / Re: Young Nigerian In Need Of Dire Help. by Gideon691: 10:55pm On Feb 18, 2020
brhoom:
How much does a computer cost ?
the lowest i saw on jumia was about 75k boss
Business / Re: Young Nigerian In Need Of Dire Help. by Gideon691: 10:54pm On Feb 18, 2020
[quote author=polimaf post=86764656]With 25k, you can get a good fairly used mini laptop... For those aksing how much.

This may be true. I don't really know tho'
Business / Young Nigerian In Need Of Dire Help. by Gideon691: 6:04pm On Feb 18, 2020
Good evening my magnificent people of Nairaland. My name is Gideon, i am 18 years of Age. I'm from Delta state and i am a graphics designer, writter, bricklayer and other things which i do not have the pleasure of listing in the supposed short post. But basically, i do many things to get by.

Please, I'm in dire need of laptop as a result to a specific aspect admist my numerous occupation. An aspect that could provide me with enormous profit as a form of revenue which i plan on investing and making tons from it.

But the thing, is i can't afford a laptop right now. I tried asking my parents for one but they too could not help me. So I'm putting this out there, for anybody interested in helping someone make something out of his self. Please, it's doesn't have to be new one. Any old one you no longer make use of will be perfectly okay as far as it can perform it's functions. I'd be eternally grateful.

Thank you for taking your time to read this tho'.

P.S. I design logos,postcards, flyers,website images etc. My services are higly affordable. So if you desire someone to perform any of these task let me know. If also you want to invest in real estate, let me know. And also if you wish to rent a house. I'd get you a house in any location you want.
Jokes Etc / I Think I'm Possessed!! by Gideon691: 11:35pm On Feb 17, 2020
Jessy is one of my first crushes, she is about the same age as i am. She is pretty, tidy, intelligent and like me she is a movie freak. So for this reason she was always calling me to come to her house and send her movies and I'd do it. The distance was far, very far. Sometimes I'd trek, other times, I'd enter bike. But i always responded to her calls.

And you know what's funny? When i get there she won't even give me a chair to sit down or invite me in. I'd just stand at their veranda, send her the movies i have, and She'll just say thank you and Good bye. Sometimes when the day is too sunny,she'll be inside of the house and I'd be outside and send it from there because the sun wasn't good for her skin.
Plus, i didn't really see anything wrong with it though. I was so in love with her. So I'd just go home smiling thinking that I've made Jessy's day. And that if i keep doing it she'd eventually invite me into their house and we'll someday share a kiss and live happily ever after�.

So this scenario kept reboring for months and nothing was even happening. So one day, i asked her to invite me in. But she just smiled and said that, her mother doesn't really like people entering their home. And though her mother was at work and not even at home, she still couldn't let me in due to the excessive loyalty she has for her mother. So i just smiled and shake it off.
But i knew she had feelings for me too. shebi lasses tend to give the one they love little attention? so she definitely did have feelings for me.

But hey, at least she flirts with me sometimes. Like when smiles she tells me;
"Nice hair cut btw". or that " your pimples are reducing "�

She really loved me tho'. She did. Although all our chats were always like.

Me: Hey.
Me: How are you?
Me: Good evening
Me: Good morning.
Me: how was your night?
Me: have you eaten?
Me: Hey
Her: come and send me movies.
Me: hey
Me: do you like the movies.
Me: hello.
Her: nice movies you sent last time, come send more.

She just didn't have good services to reply my messages and sometimes relationships can be hard.

So we kept doing our fling until one day when i woke up from a dream of me killing a five fingers of death freestyle on sway to my mom's voice saying;

"Ebube, comman sweep this house!!".

And like i always do after waking up, i quickly came online and checked my messages. That was when i saw a message from Jessy she sent an hour ago saying;
"Hey there, come send me movies,.I'm bored�".

On seeing this i was like;

" oh my God she called me dear. She called me dear!!�".

So i quickly stood up with all the ardor i could grasp. I checked my wallet if i had cash but i was empty. And though my mother was still bawling at me to go sweep our home from the backyard. I just ignored her, walked up to her purse, took the only money she currently had which was 1000naira note, ran to the door, opened it. And started heading to the nearest junction in my street. Even at the edge of our compound, i could still hear my mother screaming my name, but i just snubbed her. Regardless of all the consequences i knew would ensue.

"Today would be a good day" i said to my self.
"Jessy called me dear". I said to my self.

So i quickly entered the next bike i saw and away we went.

On getting there, he gave me my change and i took it and then smiled at him. I started strolling majestically to Jessy's veranda. I got there and i knocked.

She came out screaming someone in their home, saying;

" I'm coming, wait lemme see who's there. "

Immediately she saw it was me, she just frowned and said;

"You this one, it's now you're coming. Since morning that i texted you".�

And I was like; "I'm sorry, i just saw your text".

Then she was like;

"okay it's cool, my boyfriend is waiting for me, come back in about 3hours time"

And then she swiftly slammed the door.

I was in shock. Boyfriend? Did she just say boyfriend?� But i thought....

And then out of nowhere the voice in my head emerged saying...

"Mumu you see your life? She has never spoken to you for over 20 minute but here she is about to have sex with a guy for over 3hours.".

"Jessy wants to have sex for 3hours?" I said to myself.

I kept on repeating the sentence until i got to the road and stopped a bike. Then i discovered that I've lost my change which one the only money my mom had at hand right now.

I started looking for the money till dusk. I couldn't find it so i had to trek home. And on getting home, both of my parents were already waiting for me in our parlour. I knew i was dead already. But i didn't care. All i could think off was that Jessy was going to have sex for 3hours.�

The beating i received that night was fatal. My mom was using me to learn boxing while my dad was the coach supporting her. I cried, cried, and cried. But for my parents and Jessy. I didn't even eat that night. All i could think of was that Jessy wants to have sex for 3hours. Moments later i received a text from Jessy, she wanted me to come to house the following day and guess what, I went.��

And I'm even still going. ��

hoping one day she'll see me for who i truly am and love me.��

I need help.

Please pray for me.��
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: 2 Or 3 Writers Needs For Everyday Nigerian Articles by Gideon691: 7:28am On Feb 13, 2020
I'm interested.
Literature / Re: Nowhere - Poem by Gideon691: 10:06am On Feb 07, 2020
okay. thank you.❤
Literature / Nowhere - Poem by Gideon691: 8:38am On Feb 07, 2020
Nowhere

I'm almost in heaven, time has passed me.
My guardian Angel, left me unguarded.
Don't touch my carcass, without your hands gloved.
For these chariots repel stains and i need to get home.

I'm almost in heaven, but i may not get home.
Angel Michael, ye has skipped me.
These Angels out here,do not see me.
I cry for help, but my tears betray me.

I've passed heaven, tophet awaits me.
I see charon, rolling towards me.
Tell all my clans, to keep on crying.
For where i go, thirst is unending.

I've passed heaven, unleash my ravens.
Dang the prophet and dang my good deeds.
Dang my memories, soon to betray me.
charon take me to the unseen, take me home.

I've passed heaven, i may not make hell.
charon rebuked me, i fit not his sail.
Now my soul is floating, fragments missing,
I reappear in a dimension nonexistent.

I've passed heaven, I've passed hell.
Where i am, i can't tell.
A new ferryman awaits me, with a ship i can't see.
"It all ends home" he said. So where are you from?

I've passed heaven, I've passed hell.
I'm from nowhere, as far as i can tell.
Wishes don't matter, when you're dead.
Take me to nowheresville , take me home.
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Fashion / Re: Turkey Mini Importation by Gideon691: 5:03pm On Feb 05, 2020
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