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blueandbirds:
Nice post man....

Herzumpther:
Hian I said ok because you are on point especially your number 1 which I even stole and already used as my pm on bbm. Sorry dear don't take it that way biko.

Orikinla:
Two thumbs up.

Herzumpther:
OK.

Singlensearchin:
@op, you single?..invite me 28A67D78, I'm Sure we won't make any of the mistakes listed

Singlensearchin:
@op, you single?..invite me 28A67D78, I'm Sure we won't make any of the mistakes listed

MrCork:
....lu light skin? .. How? ....sweeeeery pliss quit tryin to impress me coz am from London....truss me, it ain't gonnnno work!! (no oofense)

alberto2k:
[size=29]Op... Mistakes or No Mistakes

Diz year some Ships are gonna wreck and crash
While some Ships gonna be sailing smoothly till it reaches it destination

Shikenah![/size]

Lordmykel:
True love isnt riomeo and juliet who died together because they truely loved themself.


True love is grand ma and grand pa who were poisoned by their children because they quarell alot and died together.


OP. That your number 9 eh?

You need a bullet in your brain

MrCork:
.. R u light skin?

RELATIONSHIP MISTAKE YOU MUST
AVOID IN 2015 .

1. Stop fighting for a spot in their
heart when you know there's no
space for you there.

2. Never assume a position in
someone's life if they haven't made it
official.

3. Never give them the privilege of a
life partner when he or she is just a
sex partner. Guy, stop spending on
her. Girl, stop giving him sex.
Equation balanced!.

4. If they are not adding any tangible
value to your life, kick them out of
your Life. Samson lost his eyes cause
he toiled with a woman
who had no tangible value to add To
his Life.

5. Go and Check your HIV status. Its
an error not to. Health is Wealth.

6. Never Let this month pass without
being a devout christain

7. If your heart is set for someone,
you will hardly notice anyone no
matter how many Beautiful &
Gorgeous faces you set your eyes
upon daily.

8. You only notice because your heart
is set on many faces that's why you
are a chronic flirt.

Hmmm! Sorry if I Just hurt you. But
its true

9. True love isn't Romeo & Juliet who
died together. True Love is Grandpa
& Grandma who grew old together.

cinche:
the first time I came across this similar write up I was impressed and happpy......later found out they are words of wisdom dat last long in a woman's. life......hope u urself is. married?

tpia5:
I don't know why I am never tripped by overly good looking (male) photos on facebook.

Especially if the person is single.

And a stranger to boot.

Charles4075:
U add her on Bbm
•U check her pictures.
•She Drives A Range Sport
•U confirm, Jackpot
•U inbox her
•She reply, all excited, U'll want to hook up
•U set a date
•U dress up dat Nice Jean, correct sleeve, Gucci Shoes
•U smell good
•U put on a nice look - fresh breath & new Hairstyle
•U take her for lunch
•U Take her For Drinks
•U two have a good time
•She rubs ur hand and tell you how amazing you're
•Makes u laugh(and you luv dat)
•Gives u looks nd smiles
•U fall in-love
•It's like u've known her forever
•U take her to your apartment
•U make her feel comfortable
•She lies on your bed
•She rubs it gently and ask you to come over
•Kiss u passionately
•Pulls ur Jeans and Shirt
•They're too tight but she manages to take
them off
•U love her aggression, agility, tenacity & u
give in because you like a weirdo or freak girl
•It feels good
•U know it's wrong, but it feels so good
•U ask for protection, she says it's too late that she likes it raw
•U obey & don't disturb
•She says she loves u nd u don't
hesitate to say u love her too
•She f**ked u like madt
•She pulls up, goes to the refrigerator to get a
Vodka
•She helps u drink it ...Ohh man u feel high ray
•"She must be the one! " U think to urself
•You'll get dressed
•U take her to the car
•She kisses u on the cheek & say "I had a great
time!"
•Gives U a kiss
•U smile & say "See u tomorrow babe."
•She stays silent
•Her car zooms off
•In the house you start playing sekem
U gIt's unlike her, so u inbox her again
•She doesn't respond
•Minutes later u can't find her on ur contact
list
•SHE BLOCKED U!!!
•Days, weeks, months passes by
•U start feeling sick, weak, loose
weight, act strange wit sores in your mouth
•U go to the clinic
•Get tested
•Minutes later...
•Nurse walks in..."I'm sorry.
You're HIV Postive & you Gonochacuss aerus, Syphilis aerus and all the aeruses you can think of
•"HOW?" U don't understand
•Reality hits u
•U walk home, Scared, Confused
•U go to the river niger bridge, u stand hopeless nd
emotionless U see the water calling you to jump, u
look into the
sky & mumble
a
prayer
•That's the end of u
•Don't be that boy! Live well.
Stop chasing material things this festive
season.. Some girls are sent from hell.
Dnt Make Costly Mistake You Can't Pay for....One Love

naijaboiy:
you too?

naijaboiy:
mehn i'm soo ashamed

After them go say we dey generalise

Not even one girl said "one" all of them na two and above

See girls wey we wan marry

andyallor:
Ok o,
*draws ears*
Babes una hia the op?
No be that gal o.
I rest my case.

Baddestguyp:
did someone really come up with this piece of crap

Mimienudles:
No I will not and cannot be that girl

LEvuls:
Its too long for them to cope with.. why not our 10 top list as usual so they can keep the remain as e be for them

swagwu:
y are u adding sand to our garri na

make girl no think say all d boys are hiv positve come dey avoid us ooo!

sha i will share the post wit my sisters

LEvuls:
Hmmm...

swtme:
u're not in d position? ?? Well, all d same I av forgotten

swtme:
okay do u av it?

swtme:
Don't disappoint me I thought u r clever.....its really impossicant with all those qualities u listed in one person. ..u can only get all these in a robot u programmed

spankyflex:
noting like yam paste or cocoyam paste in fisherman soup

Queendo:
Facebook news feed post by: MAGGI Nigeria
MAGGI Nigeria shared the following link and had this to say about it:

Fisherman Soup - How do you cook yours?

We simply steam the sea foods with MAGGI in a clean pot. Use another pot to cook the sliced yam and then pound to a smooth resilient paste.

Add the okro to the steamed sea foods - cook for 7mins

Add the yam paste in small flat balls - cook for 7mins

Pour in some palm oil and cook for another 5 minutes
Add the Patmenger (uziza) leaves - allow to simmer for another 5-7 minutes

Serve with Pounded yam, Eba or Semo.

Ipledge:
For my dream

Ipledge:
He might seen something in you ,I don see ur pix,u no too ugly