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aro1:
Hi friends,please advice me on this issue. Am currently dating a lady that I love so much,but she is an ss genotype. Can I go ahead and marry her? Am AS genotype. Please advice me.

leave love out of this,if you care bout your future kids,you won't be saying this,except you have enough faith in God shaa,If AS marries SS, 50 percent
chance of AS or SS.
N/B: AS and SS shouldn't think of marrying.the outcome might be(AS,SS,AS,SS)my opinion though

profjones:
a kiss would do joor

Vivly:
Malachi 3:10.
Bring all the tithes into the storehouse so
there will be enough food in my Temple.
If you do," says the LORD of Heaven's
Armies, "I will open the windows of
heaven for you. I will pour out a blessing
so great you won't have enough room to
take it in! Try it! Put me to the test!
...............
If you want to give to charity, give. But not from your tithe.

you're right HuN,tithe paying is mandatory,its 10% of ur earnings,its a commandment from God,giving ur tithe to the needy is NOT accepted,you wanna show some love,COOL,but definitely not from your TITHE....SIRE,thats stealing from God.Giving it to charity is not an excuse.

profjones:
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thnks hun,i appreciate

profjones:
u av exceeded max no of checks

please dear help me check this 56503453FB

blym4real:
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Thanks dear

Favezz:
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plz dear help mi check
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[quote author=brize post=31801474]thnks;i appreciate

brize:
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Paul Albert Martin

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kindly hlp me check mine;got my result,just wanna kw d subjects score, 55827009EG,thnks in anticipation

IHate9ja1:
Amen
Thank you

you're welcome

IHate9ja1:
still being jobless as @ present....i know how much i have spent this month on waka waka alone for p.h....i cant imagine having the guts to get married talkless of keep a girlfriend with a 50k salary....

yea i grab;don't worry,you'll get a job soon

wow,this is really gutsy,i'm thrilled,,,,i must commend your bravery;you guys are exceptional,not every lady can do this you know
congrats Mirexxx

Ahemmmmmm

IHate9ja1:
Good u re in p.h......you get my point
Marriage ke....mba!

hahahahaha

Yes,but Lets be realistic,that amount is small,but why not we'll scale through,i don't intend getting married without a job(no way)so my salary plus his own;our marriage will going smoothly oo,the fact that he earns 50k won't even be noticed..but if i don't have a job;then i can't cox 50k cannot keep a home,..esp when a baby gets involved.....Here in PH,how will he even pay his rent?

.

Mcbussy:
Nothing wey we no go see....what did u call it? Waglid consult?!...puhahahahaha

eddysernal:
my point is it aint ideal and im more foccused on the youth not really adults with youths i mean 13-24.i think dis agegrade should tink about something productive rather than how to be a boyfriend or girlfriend.

Hello?.You haven't seen 20-24 year olds getting married??

Tallesty1:
Who do you expect to tell him?

we are in Nigeria,and here people don't learn to mind their business ,atleast one person won't be able to keep it to himself;;I'm not married though but m sure,all these are checked before the wedding..

Tallesty1:
Who do you expect to tell him?

we are in Nigeria,and here people don't learn to mind their,atleast one person won't be able to keep it to himself;;I'm not married though but m sure,all these are checked before the wedding..

dapsin999:
You're right. The guy must be aware or the womb has been transplanted.

my point exactly

My question is-how come everyone is aware execpt the guy? cox from your post,you heard people talking about it.

soo right...

uchebest2006:
U re very stupid...i hv told u,u must reap wat u sow,u tink that is the end.Onye ara,nkita rachakwa gi anya.

why are you doing this??
still tryna fathom out what the problem is,,,,,,please stop
understand??

jameschibuike:
Then its better i watch my movie @ home, and use the 1,500 to prepare nice pepper soul with catch fish.

don't you think that's stinginess ?

HARDDON:
Ouch!

......hunter la hunted !


Op, if u can't stand these, stay stuck in ur crib.

kay sirE

naijaboiy:
So only you sit down and all these people dey around you?

Ok na

LOl

This article was written by Mayo Bayo,not me

During my short stay in Nigeria, on my bucket list
was to catch up with the latest movies at the
cinema. The movie ‘Half Of The Yellow Sun‘ was
the first I wanted to watch as I had already read the
novel so I was keen to see the movie. I bought my
ticket at the Film House Cinemas in Surulere. A
movie was 1500 Naira, a quite reasonable price,
comparing with the price in other parts of the
world.
Watching movies at the cinema for Nigerians is still
not a culture but a thing people see as some sort of
luxury; just like how a lot of people come specially
to take picture at ShopRite supermarket instead of
shopping (that’s a gist for another day).
So you find a lot of disgusting behaviors around,
well not all is peculiar to Nigerian cinemas
though. I went to 3 different cinemas during my
stay and each had these 10 categories of people:

• The Commentator
As Chiwetel Ejiofor, who played the role of Odenigbo
was looking into the Olanna’s eye, a romantic scene
was building up already… next thing was this loud
guy in the middle row of the cinema hall shouting,
“Correct guy! I dey feel you joo!. Kiss am, you too
dey form jare! You just dey dull”. At this moment I
felt like punching this dude right on his balls. His
loud outburst just kept interrupting my favorite
scenes. To himself he was whispering, to me he was
just another loud jerk. Like why now, this is not a
football match we don’t need your commentary!

• Loud Chewer
Popcorn and movies go hand in hand, I can’t say
the origin. It’s a tradition everywhere in the world
but do you have to chew out loud like a
Sokotogudali cattle. I have seen your popcorn, do I
have to hear it too?

• The Leg Stretcher
I was still wondering where the smell was coming
from, only to see some dude with his leg close to my
nose killing it softly with his stinky socks. You have
legs, the length of Zamfara’s sugar cane, why not
just position them to your row and not stretch them
towards my seat?

• He who laughs last …
Laughs best they say, but that was not the case for
this guy that sat on the row before mine. 60secs
after the scene this dude is still HAHA-ing! Ok that
scene was funny, yes and we all laughed so can you
now shut up so that we can hear what’s coming
next?

• The Questioner
“Chairman please what did he just say that was
funny? ” I was like what the hell, did I pay to come
narrate movies, or what are your satellite dish ears
made for? Ok I didn’t say that, else I would have
been writing this post from a hospital bed. You need
to see the guy’s biceps.

• The Crying baby
I was smiling at the large screen and sipping my
Pepsi … and all of a sudden this baby starts bawling
its lungs out, I cringed at the noise. Why do some
mothers bring their baby to the cinema? Why not
just sit in your house and enjoy a DVD movie with
your family? Stop torturing the poor kid with high
Dolby surround sound from those gigantic speakers.

• Armrest Mafia
You remember the questioner I told you about at the
earlier? Yes the one with biceps the size of two big
gwari yam tubers tied together. His biceps were
spread all over the arm rest like a mat. I couldn’t
even find space to put my broom stick looking arms.

• The Caller
“Wale how far, I dey Ozone, I dey watch movie I go
call you later ”. Despite the switch off your phone
during movie warning, this dude kept picking calls
in the middle of the movie. When will some
Nigerians learn to turn their phone off during a
movie or put it on vibration?

• The chatty couple
They were talking like they were in their bed room.
And for whatever reason this Romeo and Juliet sat
right next to me as if the theatre was running out of
seats – save the chat for after the movie.

• Selfie Addict
At the cinema at Ikeja Mall, I witnessed a girl take at
least 5 pictures of herself at a go making the
annoying duck face. I was already seething with
anger as the guy next to me came with his family
and yep, you guessed right, they started their
picture sessions too!


http://www.stephaniedaily.com/10-annoying-things-nigerians-do-in-cinemas/

Driven:
I know when to walk out of a relationship when:
1. I'm being made to feel like it's MY relationship, not OURS.
2. I begin to present symptoms of emotional malaria.
3. the thought of spending the rest of my life with that person starts giving me the shivers.
4 when he makes it clear by his words and/or actions, that he isnt afraid to lose me.
5. when I realize I dont even LIKE the person anymore.


Sis, you're in an unhealthy relationship. Any relationship where you're being treated shabbyly isnt worth it. Let it go. You'll be fine.

On point,,if the feeling isn't mutual,i think you should let it go
,don't force it,you'll only get hurt

saw this,just wanna share
MADE IN NIGERIA ENGLISH
*Abeg dress back
*If I hear pim,yu go hear ween
*Have dey brought light?
*D film is sweet
*Plz help me slow dat fan
*Mummy have come
*I'll tell my daddy 4 yu
*Have yu paid yur school fees money?
*See as yu BAFF up
*Put d bread inside LYLON
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't hv yur tym
*Shebi yu hv BB charger?
*See hw her eye is entering my food
*Did yu c d sound of my ringing tone?
*I knw yu hv come since bkoz I hear yur perfume
*Eeyaa...Sorry o,I heard yu lost ur Papa
Oya add yur own...lets hv fun