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Enegod:
two questions now u couldn't answer...and you want us to answer u

hahaha,sowie dear
ure tryna put me in a tight corner,,,,,anyway i fink dey re both bad

AwesomelyMade:
Guys lie because some girls love to hear it!

and d girls dah doesn't wana hear it?

Tallesty1:
True that, but......




Satan is a liar and the father of lies while Girls are the mother.

hahaha,and guys?

blublahd:
Question is, can you handle the truth?

sure,definitely

Dotwillis1:
probably if thr aint gurls in dhiz world, guys wil stop liein

btw, some guys lie to impress girls {girls wants to be impresd] , lie abt financial status cus datz wat gurls wants to hear[ girls luv monie], ..bla..bla

hahaha,funi,,,nice d.p dou

Enegod:
What's worse?
The guy who lies,
OR
The girl who
BOUGHT the lie?

hmmmmm

ShakurM:
What lie did you tell you first..

[b][quote author=ShakurM post=30476760]What lie did you tell you first..[

1stola:
well u see, it all depends on personality.
I wish u luck to finding the right man.

lol,thnk you

Enegod:
If a guy who lies all the time tells you he's lying... is he still lying?

lol,nd for dis question,MY TAKE-Its no

1stola:
OKAY.
Good.
Will u agree that all girls are cheats too?

nt all

kennyrony:
Na even gals lie pass

lol,seriously?

Dotwillis1:
lie as in? Pls expatiate... Cuz liein iz a general tin, itz lik wen u askin 'why do we sin?

true;mean lyin bout der relationship status(personally i fink its hard to find a single guy) jes to get a gurl,lyin bout der financial status jes to keep her,pretendin to love n care,,wen in d real sense dey dnt,its innumerable

1stola:
Girl!
pls wu just used and dump you?

lol,dnt wori swithrt,nobody did

i'm not saying all guys lie,,,,,,buh i'm findin it difficult to trust evn d good ones .....i know alot of guys wil crucify me, i've offered myself as a sacrificial lamb buh i just need to know why

cococandy:
Eba and egusi.

add more eba pls ,wunt be enuf for both of us

yemicoal:
hehe, child birth is one of the hardest and also the happiest moment of being a lady, Irony of life

yeaaaa,every woman wana go through dat hard tym

As a lady-i fink menstruating and childbirth is the hardest part of being woman,,den having to cope wif ur job and family,talkin bout ur children,and den d struggle of pleasing one man all d daes of ur lyf,.....all d house chores,ahhhhhhhhhh.........Being a lady is stress itself

IMPORTANT THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT
MARRIAGE:
1. The next worst thing outside death is a bad marriage.
2. The choice of whom you marry determines the course
of your life.
3. A wedding cake is the only cake that can give you
indigestion the. rest of your life.
4. They say, ''Love is blind,” but marriage will open your
eyes. Then you will know whether he snores heavily or
she salivates in her sleep.
5. A successful marriage consists of God at the top, the
man and woman answer to Him.
6. After the wedding, it is too late for regret.
7. Don’t tell me his wallet is fat; don't say she greets my
mum on her two knees....... Get God’s opinion first and
make it your pillar.
8. Marriage is not for boys and girls.
9. It is wrong to marry an unbelievers.
10. Marriage is a lifetime contract; DO NOT RUSH.
11. It is better for people to laugh at you for marrying
late than to be unable to laugh after your marriage.
DEM NO DEY CANE OR PUNISH LATE
COMERS OH.
12. The choice of whom you marry determines the
totality of you.
Happy married life to all of you that got hooked up and
to some that are still single but not Searching,
This year 2015 is your year, whether Mr devil likes it or
not, your wedding bell must ring This year in the
MIGHTY NAME OF JESUS

GoodFaith:
Tell us the reason that you're break and need help?

SMH,first m a lady,secondly i dnt rili get you

What do you do when you wife earns much more
than you do ?
Join the discussion here, i would love to hear your
views.

Enegod:

problem??
SPILL

vizkiz:
wait op, I don't get it. Are you now trying to tell us not to marry girls with these features?

no sire,dnt jes make dem ur top priority

menix:
Well if an offence then am guilty of Size nd Beauty..
Size? D big ones re quite a turn off to me nd i dont ve plans looking outside my home.

Well who does not like beautiful things, even d dead re buried in pimped coffin...

So release mii on bail cous its obvious i ve not done wrong being guilty of d above.

lol,,alryt

Many things guys base marital
decisions upon are very funny and a times; foolish
things.These has led many guys into a life- time of
regret .Let's examine and burst them one by one:
1: Curve: they ask, is she figure 8?If you marry her for
her figure 8, will she maintain that when she become
pregnant? Never, it may even turn to figure 96


2:Size: they often ask; is she “Lepa” (slim).They are
crazy about' Lepa'. After giving birth to the first baby,
what will happen to the size? It will be as if you took her
to a vulcanizer to pump her up.
Stop fooling yourself, that 'Lepa 'girl will later look like
her 'orobo' (fat) mummy. If you don't like the present
look of her mum, you better don't marry her.


3: Big Butt: Very wrong! How will you choose a girl
because she has a big buttocks, this is even an heavy
load to her, big but its just a big sewage disposal unit, a
magnificent septic tank. Is that what you want to
marry? Wise up guys.


4: Pointed breasts: Will her breast remain pointed after
raising three children? Never! Don't go for breast, go for
the best.


5: Tooth gap: “Eji Jo rice”.Quite funny, you want to
marry a lady without character just because she has a
gap in her teeth, she may end up creating gap in your
life and destiny.


6: she dress sexy: A great woman will dress to look
beautiful not to look sexy. If you see a “gala” whose
nylon has been removed, will you buy it? if she is
exposing her breast, cleavage, pants, thigh etc for the
world to see and you want to marry her, you will not
marry a “PRIVATE LIMITED COMPANY” but a “PUBLIC
LIABILITY COMPANY” Be wise guy.


7: Cat walking: you want to marry her because she is
cat-walking, sorry you won't. She that is in marriage will
not cat-walk in Pregnancy, she will only tummy walk.


8: Rich parents: So, you are a gold digger! If you marry
her because of her rich parents and her parents begin to
feed you and your family in marriage, you are not a
Man. Just stop wearing trousers, go and start wearing
Skirt and blouse and don't forget “Iro and buba”.


9: Brazilian Hair: you want her because her hair is long
or because she is wearing a Brazilian hair? That shows
shallowness, wearing Brazilian hair does not equate
beauty or brain. Any dunce can have long hair and do
one million braid.
10: British and USA Passport: Many guys are looking for
these; any lady that carries British or U.S Passport is a
hot cake to Men who are generation of Esau, those who
are ready to sell their future and destiny for a morsel of
bread.
11: Beauty: A whole lots of beautiful ladies are without
discretion. Don't ever marry a lady just for her beauty,
beauty will fade, character will last. If she dress well but
do not act well, don't marry her.If you do, she will make
your life miserable.


12: Bed expertise: “She is very good in bed, very hot,very
acrobatic” that was what a guy told his mentor who ask
him why he wanted to marry a lady who kept on
cheating on him ,embarrassing and abusing his mother.
Funny as it is, many guys are making life long decision
based on this. I think getting married to a professional
prostitute will be better if bedroom high and long jump
and gymnastic is what you want to base your life upon.

TOUGH,but i think you should tell your wife and apologise sincerely,,Trust me,u'd prefer she hrd it frm you dan her mother and apologise to the mother aswel cox implicitly,you disregarded her.......GOODLUCK

Edusouls:
the question should be to girls,if they would allow their phones to be checked by their partners,cos checking a girls phone is like checking a cancer patient...

hmmmm,would you mind elaborating?

AyokunleRuth:
wake up guy

such woman no longer exist

seriously?

ArchEnemy:
Well done
Would be better if you can highlight the main points and space d write up

noted,,thnks

A missed period can be a heart wrenching
experience for any woman, off course unless she
is trying to get pregnant. Any woman can admit
that the first thing she thinks of when her periods
delay is that she might be pregnant which is
usually far from the truth in various cases.
Below are the most common reasons that you
missed your period:



Stress- when you are stressed out, your
body does not operate normally. The
amount of hormones responsible for a
menstruation period (Gonadotrophin)
decreases in production. Seeing a doctor or
a well trained midwife can help you find
ways of relaxing yourself to get your body
back on track.


Wrong calculation- while most doctors say
that the average menstrual cycle lasts
28days, the truth is, our bodies are different
and therefore the menstrual cycle varies
from one woman to another.


Pregnancy- chances are you might be
pregnant. A simple pregnancy test can
easily help determine whether you missed
your period because you are pregnant.


Underweight- as impossible as it may
sound, the amount of fat in your body
determines how regular your periods are
going to be. Therefore, gaining weight might
just lead help your periods return to their
normal sequence of occurrence.


Climate change and change in schedules -
this can really affect your body clock.
Illness- sudden short or long term illnesses
can cause your periods to be delayed. As
soon as the illness is gone, your menstrual
cycle is bound to go back to its normal
sequence.


Change in medication - if you have changed
your medication and may be suspecting
that it may be the cause of your missed
period, you might want to consult a doctor
for a clearer elaboration.


Premature menopause - if a woman stops
having her periods before 40 years of age, it
is referred to as premature menopaus

softysparky:
Na Jesus get that ring oooo.

JESUS?lol

Curvinus:
another King D1ck of relationship of relationship knowlege and his idealistic nansense that he wants shove down our throat this 2015.

Please give it up as these lists are starding to sound like a broken record.

ok sire

chubbygal:
Rela gini?

tionship :'