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By Now, The South African Ambassador In Nigeria Would Have Arrived South Africa
By Now, MTN Would Have Been Nationalized
By Now, DSTV Signal Would Have Been Jammed
By Now, Shoprite Would Have Been Sealed Off
By Now, Nigeria Ambassador In South Africa Would Have Been Recalled
By Now, 20-40 Cargo Planes ✈️ Would Have Been Sent To South Africa To Bring Nigerians Home
By Now, Two Nigeria Naval War Ship � Would Have Been Sent To South Africa ��
By Now, Donald Trump Would Have Called Abacha To Beg For Peace
By Now, France & Germany Would Have Sent Delegations To Beg Abacha
By Now, Over 2,000 Xenophobia Attackers Would Have Been Arrested By South African Police, And Videos Shown To Make Abacha Calm Down....
Every Bad Man, Has A Time He’s Useful To His People.
I Wish This Happened When The People’s General Was Still Head Of State....Then,
South Africa would have start collecting it by now..They Would Have Known The Worth Of Nigeria ��
Legend is gone #General
#Abacha

My Brother !�
If you have a Bae� Invite her to your room❤. Buy her something so Small and Sweet (Chocolate and her favourite Snack �)while sitting with her and talking Give her that package you bought. Tell her lets take some pics� make Video� and watch Some Movies�.Then look her deep in her eyes � Tell her U love her.
Later on play some Music�, sing �for her so terrible Make her laugh��
Hold her hands Dance for her
Make her feel free to be around you. Let her wear your T-shirt when she wants to�
I know it will be big size to her(some sha) then laugh her � till she get angry� Then cuddle her for few seconds. Then play with her�
What ever you'll be playing� Let her win When she's winning Hold her tight ask her who is the boss bae?�
I know she'll say your Bae� Then kiss her on the forehead� When she's about to leave Let her leave with your favourite T-shirt�
Let her have your Phone�
When you accompany her �Talk with a sad voice "Babe I'll miss you" �Kiss her forehead more than twice��. Hug her for 1 minute. It won't be easy for her to cheat on you�.
Brother� if your lady� visits, it doesn't have to be all about sex�. They also need to spend some time with you.
#Gilberto_Smart

Lolz

Children's Day jokes
1) its only in Nigeria that I see people
changing their destinies.......
How can someone will be studying
mechanical Engineering, u now go and see
the person working as Road safety....
.
2) you gave me 40 missed calls under 5
mins........pls am I using ur kidney
.
3) Some guys will be calling their girlfriend "
# my_Queen " but when queen asks for
money, kingdom will scatter, king will run
away!!
.
4) Some of you guys Never take a girl out on
a date, all you know is...... # will_you_come_a
nd_visit_me
As if you have been
Admitted in the hospital
.
5) Sometimes when I cry, no one sees my
tears!
When am worried, no one sees my pain.....
When am happy, no one sees my smile .......
but when a beautiful lady enter my room,
then everybody will sees that
#Gilberto_Smart " is
Ashewo ( womanizer)
.
6) Don't give up on someone for cheating
on you..
Remember when you were cheating in
Exam hall..
Ok_tell_me______did_the_books_
give_up_on_you ?
I run
.
7) pls is it a crime for me to stop a Taxi,
greet all the passengers and walk away ??
.
8. Each time I want to swallow Garri and I
remember that an ordinary snake
swallowed
# 36million naira..........definitely I will just lose
Appetite...
.
9) girls love giving you hint when they want
something.....
# my_Bae : sweety, I had a dream you
bought me a car.....
# Me : better go back to sleep and drive it
.
10) Sometimes I always Cogitate of buying a
snake to replace my dog....
Imagine, that damn dog is useless.....com
mon #50 he can't swallow it..
Wat nonsense
11) If you are dating any girl, and you know
deeply that you won't marry her, pls let her
go.....
becuz u are detaining someone future
wife !!!
# pls_is_that_not_a_criminal_Offence
12) Am really proud of myself & my
Accomplishments, I have to share these with
you successful guys...
Imagine today I saw myself on TV when I
switched it off...
Now my village people ave start haunting me
.
13) waste of resources is when u die virgin
& still go to hell.
I can't cry
.
14) Call a man a Lion" and he will be so
happy...
But call him an ANIMAL and he will be very
Angry
Is Lion not an animal◆◆◆
.
15) MAKE I CHOP THIS GUY MONEY!! MAKE I
CHOP THIS GUY MONEY !!!
Sister , na how girls take enter Ashawo
business be that ooo
.⊕⊗⊕
16) If you have been in a relationship and it
is not working........then you are free to try
relationPLANE or relationJET, relationTRAIN,
relationBOAT
Who knows.....maybe the ship might be the
problem... ✘
Appreciate by commenting
#Gilberto_Smart

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I met this girl on facebook and we've been chatting for about 6months now. Yesterday was her birthday, i logged in and i saw her online, and we started chatting immediately.
ME: Hello dear, happy birthday.
HER: aww...thanks dear
ME: you're welcome
HER: so where is my birthday gift?
ME: Hmmm! Big girl like you is asking for
birthday gift?.
HER: please i am not a big girl oo. You want to deny me birthday gift abi? ...
(I quickly went to buy N100 airtime card and sent the pin into her chat inbox....)
ME: Dear manage this please.
HER: noo, please i was only joking. I will not
take that.
ME: please please.
HER: and i refuse. I can't take anything from you
(I quickly loaded the card and transfered it
into her line account. Few munites later i recieved a notification, "N200 was transfered to you from...'')
ME: whats the meaning of that?
HER: i told you, you shouldn't.
this girl want to show me that she is a
big girl? So i used my last N300 to
buy card, load it, making N500 and send
to her. Some minutes later, an alert, tang-tang..''N1000 was transfered to you from....'' chaiii..this girl want to try me? And i didn't have any money left! I called my friend and borrowed the N2000 he was keeping for his father, i told him i will
be expecting N6000 in the next 5mins and
i will pay him back.. I quickly bought a card of N2000, and sent her the N3000.. and i kept my phone close to my ear expecting an alert. Ten minutes later, instead of message alert, it was a call from her. .
''Hello dear, just call to thank you for the
birthday present ... We'll chat later''.
I swear i didn't look for where to faint. I fainted in my friend's arm, i cannot come and break neck in the name of fainting.
#Gilberto_Smart

Rising Ghanaian rapper Mawuli Younggod has reportedly disappeared immediately a car he was driving got involved in an accident.

Mawuli Younggod, one of rapper Medikal’s protege, is said to have been in the company of friends when the accident happened in Accra on Sunday.

According to a Celebritiesbuzz.com report, an eyewitness said the accident occurred shortly after Mawuli and his crew - made up of his manager and a friend, had finished buying fuel from a filling station.

They were said to be over speeding and in an attempt to overtake a water tanker on the road, their car veered off the road and somersaulted twice.

The group was then taken to the Ridge Hospital for treatment, however, it was noted by the rescue team that Mawuli, who was driving the car himself, was nowhere to be found.

The rapper who was driving the car was said to have disappeared from the accident scene.

More Photos of the Rapper's Expensive Cars
https://lailasnews.com/rapper-mawuli-younggod-reportedly-disappears-after-fatal-accident/[/quote]

EmagNig:
Rising Ghanaian rapper Mawuli Younggod has reportedly disappeared immediately a car he was driving got involved in an accident.

Mawuli Younggod, one of rapper Medikal’s protege, is said to have been in the company of friends when the accident happened in Accra on Sunday.

According to a Celebritiesbuzz.com report, an eyewitness said the accident occurred shortly after Mawuli and his crew - made up of his manager and a friend, had finished buying fuel from a filling station.

They were said to be over speeding and in an attempt to overtake a water tanker on the road, their car veered off the road and somersaulted twice.

The group was then taken to the Ridge Hospital for treatment, however, it was noted by the rescue team that Mawuli, who was driving the car himself, was nowhere to be found.

The rapper who was driving the car was said to have disappeared from the accident scene.

More Photos of the Rapper's Expensive Cars
https://lailasnews.com/rapper-mawuli-younggod-reportedly-disappears-after-fatal-accident/

[quote author=EmagNig post=77192937]Rising Ghanaian rapper Mawuli Younggod has reportedly disappeared immediately a car he was driving got involved in an accident.

Mawuli Younggod, one of rapper Medikal’s protege, is said to have been in the company of friends when the accident happened in Accra on Sunday.

According to a Celebritiesbuzz.com report, an eyewitness said the accident occurred shortly after Mawuli and his crew - made up of his manager and a friend, had finished buying fuel from a filling station.

They were said to be over speeding and in an attempt to overtake a water tanker on the road, their car veered off the road and somersaulted twice.

The group was then taken to the Ridge Hospital for treatment, however, it was noted by the rescue team that Mawuli, who was driving the car himself, was nowhere to be found.

The rapper who was driving the car was said to have disappeared from the accident scene.

More Photos of the Rapper's Expensive Cars
https://lailasnews.com/rapper-mawuli-younggod-reportedly-disappears-after-fatal-accident/

We don't know where Nigeria
is going to ooooo =D