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Politics / Re: Rate Governors As They Mark One Year In Office Today by Gistusmore: 12:50pm On May 29
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Business / Re: How I Lost 1.2M Contract From Transaction Delay – First Bank by Gistusmore: 4:58pm On Dec 13, 2021
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Business / Re: How I Lost 1.2M Contract From Transaction Delay – First Bank by Gistusmore: 4:49pm On Dec 13, 2021
I know that nairaland admin will be ask to bring down this post but the nairaland i know is like a human right to us and won't bring it down but if Nairaland or First Bank needs proof, i can send it to them privately as this is a public forum which private datas are not to be shared.


I am not bringing this post down until First Bank do the needful....
Business / How I Lost 1.2M Contract From Transaction Delay – First Bank by Gistusmore: 4:46pm On Dec 13, 2021
Seriously, it’s not fun this days how much I have lost since this mber month all because I’m using first bank. At first it all happened some time ago, I saw my account with a Ledger balance of 21k+ which I know that they are some fund which I did twice on transaction but since it’s my first time seeing this Ledger Balance on my account, I thought first bank are saving money for until I google it.
I went to Idumota to purchase some melodies and on my way going home, I was stranded because what I budget for the melodies wasn’t what I spent, so I have to withdraw some money from my account which was 33k (if I could remember) on getting there, I could not be able to withdraw all because I still need to balance the seller. The first bank at Idumota, I have to talk or ask the security to explain what they meant by Ledger Balance because the queue wouldn’t let me in and lay my complaint but I must say that the security personnel is very rude despite the condition I was in, he was insisting I should wear a nose mask first ( I told him, oga I didn’t plan to go inside the bank or talk to any of your colleagues working in first bank but he still insist). Meanwhile, a lady was wearin a nose mask and asking the same security man and yet the security man was like, madam please I can’t hear you clearly and if you don’t mind, can you please bring down your nose mask a little bit (Mhen, the anger inside me that day would have create a scene but I just have to let it be).
Instead of me booking a Uber from Idumota to my house (destination), I have to trek down to Bookshop at CMS carrying a load of 8 to 10kg under a very hot sun ( I complained to First bank Hotline and they told me that the Ledger Balance was a transaction that are pending etc, meanwhile knowing fully well that I still do same transaction twice but I had to let go because I got no much proof or records kept).

Secondly, I made a transaction of 9k twice to the same beneficiaries but the person only received one of the 9k which almost cause trust issues between us and at same moment, the person have to send 5k to my account and I didn’t get the money so I have to call First bank hotline and complained to them concerning the issues but on the call, I was told that the 9k I sent was reversed to me (Omoh, I have checked my account before calling them) and also they said the 5k the person sent to me has been in my account. I have to tell them to send me my account statement after giving them my correct details, I was surprise to see their blatant lies because on sending the second 9k, I was having 139k on my account but from account statement, first bank put 149k. However, I received the 5k transfer from the person in the morning but the 9k was no where to be found meanwhile I have to go to First Bank branch at Ifako to lay the complaint (me when no dey like bank stress) and they told me the same thing that the 9k was reversed after all argument so before leaving there with anger, I have to tell them my first issues and I promised them that my eyes are now on them because I’ve lost trust issues with First Bank, having issues like this…..


Thirdly, here’s how I lost a million naira contract due to this First Bank fraudulent act or whatever. I have to credit my account through the deposit counter in First Bank with 20k so as I can order an order from a freelance in Fiverr, on doing so after deposit successful, that same moment (2 to 8mins), I have to place order from Fiverr with the sum of $20 which I was charged of N11,086 at the rate of N481 or so. I was debited but neither Fiverr or PayPal received the fund so I quickly went back to First Bank Branch at Ifako to lay the complain and all I could hear is that I should wait 2 to 3 weeks for the system to decide if the transaction will go or they will reversed the money.
My brother’s and Sister’s, this started on Monday and I have to submit the order for a review in other to be granted the 1.2m contract…

With anger (would have done what’s actually in my mind but I have to calm my nerves), that same moment, I went to First Bank head quarter at marina and if you see how unreliable all of them were that day ehn.
I have to speak with a man whom they referred as manager at the other first bank building, the man has no consent (sorry to say), after hearing my plight, wasting my little strength , what the man have to say at the end of my explanation was, “I’m not the first bank manager”, with no manner o (It boiled me).

I was like is it because it was 11k something? Did this man know the worth of 11k at that moment, okay fine I went to the other first bank building at marina which is at the same place, at first the lady who attended to me was faking as if she was helping out by expecting a call, but at last the ugly lady went out which her fellow front desk personel said she has explained everything to her and I was like okay (with anger) so what next, she have to call someone known as AY or AYO but to cut the story short, I spent 1hr+ at the second building of first bank headquarter got nothing at all ( for my front dem they pass or keep xmas gift while am loosing 1.2m naira).
I got a mail that day which was 7th December from first bank that they are working on the issues which will be resolved on the 10th December, my brother’s and sister’s to cut the story short, I have lost th 1.2m naira contract and first bank are yet to resolved their unprofessional services.

I have checked on their official pages and found out that this bank are robbing of some people off and is either they are trading with our money or not but I have asked them to refund the money from the very first time the $20 issues occurred.

The 11k may be small but at that time is worth winning 1.2 million naira so to all my friends that I told concerning this, here’s what you should know than asking me to leave the small 11k…

cc: Lalasticlala
Celebrities / Bbnaija 2021: See The List Of Local & International Musicians Liquorose Has Feat by Gistusmore: 10:45am On Jul 27, 2021
BBNaija 2021: See The Tall List Of Local & International Musicians Liquorose Has Featured In Their Videos




BBNaija housemate, Liquorose, is currently one of the housemates trending on Twitter a few hours after being unveiled as one of the female housemates of BBNaija. It has been reported that she was already a star before joining Biggie’s house.
Liquorose

The 26-year-old used to be a video vixen, but her passion for dancing led her to her current profession; leader of a girl dance group. Despite working hard every day to cater for her family and loved ones, Roseline always makes time for travel.
Liquorose

Liquorose has been spotted in the music videos of the following musicians with her two other members, E4ma and Ellaley;2baba, P-Square, D’banj, Don Jazzy, Davido, Wizkid, Olamide, Tiwa Savage, Yemi Alade, Flavor, Mr Eazi, Seyi Shay, Timaya, Ycee, Iyanya, Kcee, Kizz Daniel, Falz, Skales, Naeto C, Phyno, Banky W, Yung6ix, Wande Coal, Teni, Sean Tizzle, Lynx, Skiibii, Aramide, Di’ja, Dr Sid, D’Prince, Mc Galaxy, CDQ, Ice Prince, Orezi, Ketchup, Chidinma, Skuki, Lil Kesh, Patoranking, Cynthia Morgan, Dammy Krane, Harrysong, Ruggedman, Humble Smith, Slimcase, Oritse Femi, LK Kuddy, Bracket, Terry Apala and Koker.



Liquose has also worked with some international musicians including, Diamond Platnumz, Vanessa Mdee, Casanova, Victoria Kimani, Stonebwoy, Emmy Gee, Prezzo and Jaguar.



Source: https://gistusmore.com/Thread-BBNaija-2021-See-The-List-Of-Local-International-Musicians-Liquorose-Has-Featured
TV/Movies / Top 10 Most Beautiful Bbnaija Females From Season 1 To Season 6 by Gistusmore: 10:38am On Jul 27, 2021
Big Brother Naija reality show is known for its exciting qualities of featuring classy and beautiful ladies in each of the seasons. Currently there are four previously held seasons and I have put together the list of most beautiful female Big Brother Naija housemates of all time. The list comprises of the 20 most beautiful ladies that have ever featured in the Big Brother Naija show from season 1 to 5.

Mercy
Tacha
Cee C
KimOprah
Diane
Erica
Alex
Nengi
Lilo
Dorathy
Tboss
Khloe
Nina
Wathoni
Venita
Princess
Thema
Esther
Khafi
Cindy

Mercy

Mercy Eke is no doubt one of the most classy and beautiful Housemate that has ever featured in the Big Brother Naija reality show. On 6th of October, Mercy was announced the winner of the season 4 edition of the show therefore making her the first female to win the show. The 27 years Imo state video vixen was popular for her perfectly fit body shape which made her the viewer’s favourite.

She is currently one of the housemate with the biggest fan base with over 1 million followers on Instagram. Mercy and her boyfriend Ike have recently launched their TV show (MercyXIke show) which promises to be interesting as it features the life experiences of both housemates.





Tacha

Anita Natacha Akide popularly called Symply_Tacha is one of the most controversial Big Brother Naija season 4 housemate. She’s is a video vixen and social media influencer even before she was featured in the show. However, the 25 years old Port Harcout first daughter as fondly called by her fans was disqualified in the final week of the show after her assault on Mercy. Tacha is known for her classy pictures and twerk videos which is all over the internet.



Cee-C

Cynthia Nwadiora Popularly called Cee-C is a formal Big Brother Naija season 3 housemate. She finished the show as the first runner-up which saw Miracle emerging as the winner. The 27 years Enugu state born is a lawyer, actress, model and fashion enthusiast. Cee-C is very beautiful, skillful, gifted, talented and intelligent. She has the biggest fan base with over 2.5 million Instagram followers.



KimOprah

Chinonso Ibinabo Opara popularly known as “Kimoprah” is a Nigerian beauty queen from Imo state and contestant on 2019 Big Brother Naija reality show. The 29 years old model is not just a pretty face she owns a business and she is creative. While in the house was known to be the ‘accent queen’.

The Imo state born had previously represented Nigeria at the Miss Intercontinental World Beauty Pageant and is very passionate about the media.



Diane

Precious Yunana Diane Yashim is a formal “pepper dem gang” season 4 Big Brother Naija Housemate She came to light after she was featured in the show. Diane is one of the sexiest housemate that have featured in the reality show. The 23 years old Kaduna state born is a graduate of University of Debrecen in Hungary. The model was known for her quiet and soft-spoken nature during her time in the show.



Erica

Ngozi Erica Nlewedim is a graduate of MET film school, London, an actress and a commercial model. She dislikes attention seekers and people who don’t take care of their hygiene. She also says she is bringing a lot of good vibes to the house. One of her greatest achievement is producing a first short film with a team in Birmingham, and being in the movie, Hire a Woman.



Alex

Alexandra Sandra Asogwa Amuche popularly known as “Alex” is an ex-Big Brother Naija season 3 housemate. She emerged as the 3rd runner-up. She is a model, actress, dancer and a fashion enthusiast. The Enugu state born is skillful, gifted, creative and brilliant. She is 24 years had earlier contested and won the Miss Eastern Nigeria in 2016.



Nengi

Rebecca Nengi Hampson is one of the most beautiful housemate in the season 5 lockdown edition of the BBNaija reality show. The 22-year-old studied communications and graduated from the University of Port Harcourt. Nengi who is a model and entrepreneur have the highest fan base with over 100,000 followers.



Lilo

Lilo is a dietitian based in Lagos. She is 23 years old and she doesn’t like people being in her business. She is goal driven and she likes to be in charge.



Dorathy

Do I begin from the part where this busty lady started trending on Twitter the very moment she graced the screen? 24-year-old Dorathy Bachor believes she is the only one who should make you smile. Her sassiness will definitely prove to be an asset in Biggie’s house. The Lagos babe is blessed with a lot of sass and she says she doesn’t vibe with proud people.



Tboss

Tokunbo Idowu is a popular TV star who came to light after she was featured in the season 2 (2017) Big Brother Naija reality TV show. She trended for a long time due to two unfortunate incidents.

The first was the ‘Kemen incident’ when another participant of the show was claimed to have assaulted TBoss while she was asleep and his actions were caught on camera. The second incident was when TBoss failed to recite the Nigerian National Anthem correctly during a dare game. Earlier this year, Tboss became a proud mother of a bouncing baby girl.



Khloe

Abiri Oluwabusayo Khloe is a former season 3 Big Brother Naija housemate. The 26 years old Ekiti state born is a model, fashion designer and an actress. Khloe is known for modeling and had previously featured in several beauty pageants including being a finalist in the Miss Global Nigeria in 2013 and Miss Charismatic Nigeria in 2016.

Aside modeling, she works as a video vixen haven previously featured in music videos with top Nigeria artist such as Wizkid, Banky W, Davido, Shaydee, Patoranking, Eyo among others.



Nina

Nina Ivy Chinonso Onyenobi also season 3 formal Big Brother Naija housemate. The 25 years old model is a former beauty pageant contestant. She participated in IMSU Most Beautiful Face contest in 2015. Even though she did not win, and the crown went to Sandra Joseph.

Nina did fairly well on the Big Brother Naija show. She lasted in the house for 85 days, receiving 37 nominations overall, being nominated six times and saved twice, and winning two challenges. She became a finalist of Big Brother Naija 2018, placing the 5th and giving the victory to Miracle. Cee-C, Tobi, and Alex also placed higher than her.



Wathoni

Wathoni was one of the housemates in the BBNaija season 5 lockdown edition who got evicted in the week 6 of the show. The 29-year-old single mom is a fashion entrepreneur who owns a parenting blog. She speaks and writes in Swahili perfectly. She is a lover of music and her plan for the house is to bring in all the fan and also try to find love.



Venita

Venita Akpofure is an actress and former video vixen and an ex-Big Brother Naija House season 4 housemate. She is a proud mother of two and formerly married to Terna Tarka. The Delta state born 32 years old actress is well known in Nigeria screens haven featured in several movies and music videos such as Mimi in AY Makun’s “Ay’s Crib” and 2Face Idibia’s “Ihe Ne Me”, Skales ‘Mukulu’, Ice Prince “Magician Remix, Hakeem da Dream “Scoobi Doo ft eLDee”, Naeto C’s “Finish Work”, Psquare’s “Alingo” and Timaya’s “Shake Ur Bum”.



Princess

Princess Linda Onyejekwe was one of the housemates that participated in the season 3 of the Big Brother Naija reality show that saw miracle emerging as winner of the show. The 27 years old finished from University of Nigeria, Nsukka where she studied Geology.



Thelma

Thelma Ibemere is 26 years and came to fame as she participated in the season 4 Big Brother Niaja reality show. She is a hair and beauty practitioner. Thelma is from Imo state.


Esther

Esther Olaoluwa Agunbiade was a formal Big Brother Naija Season 4 housemate. The 22-year-old Lagos based attorney was called to the bar at only twenty-one years of age. She’s additionally extremely athletic and wants to hotshot her figure. Her beauty says speaks more about her as she is a fashion entrepreneur.



Khafi

Khafi Kareem featured in the season 4 of the Big Brother Naija reality show. Before her participation in the show, Khafi was a special constable in West London before she became a full-time police officer with the Metropolitan Police, UK. The 29 years old hails from Ekiti state but grew up in the UK.


Cindy

Cindy Okafor (born 1996), bbnaija 2019 housemate who is a graduate of Abia State University is an actress, director photographer and videographer. She hails from Imo State; South Eastern region of Nigeria. She also runs an online radio and produces social media comedy skits.




Source: https://gistusmore.com/Thread-Top-1o-Most-Beautiful-Bbnaija-Females-From-Season-1-To-Season-6
Business / Re: Top 5 Unknown Richest Men In The World That Can Make Elon Musk Poor - (photo) by Gistusmore: 3:02pm On May 20, 2021
From the list above, Mansa Musa is the world most wealthy man who lives in Mali and he his the first africa richest man which net worth rate is $400 Trillion USD. As you can see, this people are 3x richer than our well known richest people.
mynd44, seun, lalasticlala, puskin, FOD, dominique, naijacutee

Credit: http://hyperstv.com/richest-people-2021
Business / Re: Top 5 Unknown Richest Men In The World That Can Make Elon Musk Poor - (photo) by Gistusmore: 2:58pm On May 20, 2021
Mansa Musa Net Worth In 2021 Is $400 Trillion USD

Business / Re: Top 5 Unknown Richest Men In The World That Can Make Elon Musk Poor - (photo) by Gistusmore: 2:57pm On May 20, 2021
House Of SAUD Net Worth In 2021 Is $2.4 Trillion

Business / Re: Top 5 Unknown Richest Men In The World That Can Make Elon Musk Poor - (photo) by Gistusmore: 2:56pm On May 20, 2021
Rothschilds Net Worth In 2021 Is $2 Trillion USD

Business / Re: Top 5 Unknown Richest Men In The World That Can Make Elon Musk Poor - (photo) by Gistusmore: 2:55pm On May 20, 2021
Vladimir Putin Net Worth In 2021 is 200 Billion USD

Business / Re: Top 5 Unknown Richest Men In The World That Can Make Elon Musk Poor - (photo) by Gistusmore: 2:54pm On May 20, 2021
Muammar Gadaffi Net Worth In 2021 is 200 billion USD

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Business / Top 5 Unknown Richest Men In The World That Can Make Elon Musk Poor - (photo) by Gistusmore: 2:53pm On May 20, 2021
They are unknown rich people in the world that top the chart on the richest and wealthy people on earth, this people are said to be an investors, entrepreneur, gold miners, engineer and so on. As we all know the list of popular known rich people in the world which are:

Jeff Bezos which net worth is 187.5 billion USD in 2021

Elon Reeve Musk which net worth is 146.7 billion USD in 2021

Bernard Arnault which net worth is $163.7 billion in 2021

Bill Gates which net worth is $129.2 billion in 2021.

HypersTv.com gathered that they are some people that could make the above mentioned list looks poor because of how wealthier they are and this people are not popularly know as we could easily identify Bill Gates.

Below are pictures and net worth of the unknown wealthy people on earth.
Webmasters / Re: Web Developer Urgently Needed by Gistusmore: 2:02pm On May 07, 2021
Drop your number and the person who needs it will call you sir.


JojoExpert:
How do we reach you? You have no contact details here. Anyway, check my signature for my contact details
Webmasters / Web Developer Urgently Needed by Gistusmore: 1:37pm On May 07, 2021
i'm looking for the below developer:

1: Add the weight of the goods derived from a website

2: Fix the add to cart ajax call

3: fix the wish ajax call and page

4: add a page for all cart list

5: the checkout should be merge with my already payment page

6: User should see their balance (payment balance and history)

7: admin can see the list of paid orders and unpaid orders

8: Edit the domestic shipping fee to correspond with the external website own base on location.

9: Admin can send message to specific userid base on category of the message.




NB: please you must reside in Lagos.
Programming / Re: Web Developer And Bug Fixer Needed by Gistusmore: 11:11am On May 06, 2021
stanliwise:
if the pay is good I can do the job
Mail me stanliwise[at]gmail[dot]com

The person will mail you.
Programming / Re: Web Developer And Bug Fixer Needed by Gistusmore: 10:58am On May 06, 2021
stanliwise:

A Wordpress website or a customer built website?

Custom built with PHP etc
Programming / Web Developer And Bug Fixer Needed by Gistusmore: 9:52am On May 06, 2021
i'm looking for the below developer:

1: Add the weight of the goods derived from a website

2: Fix the add to cart ajax call

3: fix the wish ajax call and page

4: add a page for all cart list

5: the checkout should be merge with my already payment page

6: User should see their balance (payment balance and history)

7: admin can see the list of paid orders and unpaid orders

8: Edit the domestic shipping fee to correspond with the external website own base on location.

9: Admin can send message to specific userid base on category of the message.




NB: please you must reside in Lagos.
Business To Business / Re: Newly Found Shipping Agent For China Importers - Tested And Proven by Gistusmore: 12:44am On Mar 01, 2021
globalfanz:


Kindly give me an honest review along these lines if you have used Nicargo.
1. Do they change contract terms midway through the contract?
2. Do they pick customer calls(If they are not trained in customer service then, while some say it is only WhatsApp and website. I will not be transacting with robots sorry)?
3. Is their $7/kg real or a means to trap unsuspecting potential customers
4. Hmmmm another koko, do they give real weight or fake weight? (All I have been using from here will always inflate weight from 0.5-4kg. I mean all, I always check with my two different weighing scales)
Kindly review accordingly as I am eager to engage them for some procurement and shipping services.


Nicargo.com?

1: I don't understand this....

2: Yes, they do pick calls, Precious is calm and does not ignore even if your item is delayed (during the holiday, my items was delayed), that doesn't make him ignore customers call or chat...

3: Their prices are real not to trap customers


4: They weight giving to you by nicargo.com can be 2 different, how and why?

when your goods reaches their Chinese office address, you'll be given the weight and price of shipping (that's money wen you go pay and dey ready to pay when it arrives to avoid Demurrage charges) then when it arrives Nigeria, you'll be given a final weigh of your goods.

Reason from Precious "The weight from our Chinese office address are or maybe different from the airline but a slight difference ".

Me: Truth ☑


5: Lastly which is not included on your question, you can't be scam by Nicargo.com and if you're, visit their office and deal with them (I haven't seen a complaint against nicargo aside the one from Honeysmith007 here on Nairaland and I found out that it's proper for goods to be delayed during the holiday or weather changes).

NB: You're safe dealing with them bro....
Adverts / Re: Chrisvicmall Customer Service (Pay Your Supplier Within 24 to 72 working hours) by Gistusmore: 7:49am On Nov 07, 2020
Evilgenuis:
It's been almost two weeks now since the day I was supposed to receive my goods from CVM... I talked to the customer service they said this week and today is Saturday already yet I am yet to receive my goods... All my customers have sourced from another vendor.
CVM you guys knows how to frustrate someone out of business. Most of this shipping agents are just selfish , you ship and clear anytime you like not minding what the seller is going through... Let me state categorically here, if by Monday, I'did not receive any notification from the company about the whereabouts of my goods, i will start a legal proceeding for my company against CVM. Our company have lost millions as a result of this delays.



Did you ship by sea niii?
Business / Re: Buy And Ship From China To Nigeria Using Nicargo.com - Import Goods From China by Gistusmore: 7:34am On Oct 31, 2020
Thanks for shipping my item, I appreciate....

Fast and Cheaper = https://Nicargo.com

Business To Business / Re: Newly Found Shipping Agent For China Importers - Tested And Proven by Gistusmore: 7:31am On Oct 31, 2020
Arrived!!!!! And many more.....



Thanks to https://nicargo.com

Politics / Lai Mohammed Defends Buhari Over Fuel Price Comparison With Saudi Arabia by Gistusmore: 9:51am On Oct 04, 2020
Minister of Information and Culture, Lai Mohammed has justified President Buhari's comparism of fuel price in Nigeria to Saudi Arabia, in his Independence day speech.



Recall that Buhari in his Independence day speech said “We sell petrol at N161 per litre when same is sold at N168 per litre in Saudi Arabia; N211 per litre in Egypt; N362 per litre in Ghana; N362 per litre in Chad, and N346 per litre in Niger Republic. It does not make sense for petrol to be cheaper in Nigeria than Saudi Arabia."



The President's speech ignited controversy as critics insisted that Saudi Arabia have a higher minimum wage, standard of living and infrastructure than Nigeria.



Lai Mohammed however defended the Nigerian leader while featuring in a Radio Nigeria current affairs programme, “Radio Link’’ in Abuja on Saturday October 3. He said;



“Some people have asked why we should compare ourselves to Saudi Arabia with better infrastructure and higher wages. Our answer to that is very simple. Saudi Arabia has 34 million people while Nigeria has 200 million people. Saudi Arabia produces 10 million barrels of crude oil per day, while Nigeria produces at its best, 2.1 million barrel per day. Their population is about one-sixth of Nigeria’s population and they are blessed with more resources. Therefore, they can afford to pay higher wages and build infrastructure."

Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2020/10/lai-mohammed-defends-buhari-over-fuel-price-comparison-with-saudi-arabia-2.html
Crime / Re: Sarz Are Not Arrogant, Comply With Them And You're Safe - Presh Arthur by Gistusmore: 1:28pm On Aug 11, 2020
#Sars_experience
Crime / Sarz Are Not Arrogant, Comply With Them And You're Safe - Presh Arthur by Gistusmore: 1:20pm On Aug 11, 2020
A facebook user known as Presh Arthur shared his experience with the anti-roberry force in Lagos - Nigeria which occurred less than 24hours ago.





Sarz are friendly human force but depending on how you were or you approach to them because I just experience the sarz stop and search few days ago and it was so fun having such people and was bothering why is most people complain against this anti-roberry force when they are too fun to play with especially those who are not guilty consent, so below is my #Sarz_Experience.

I was heading to deliver an order from mainland to okoko, there's this bus stop called "Olusi" (I may not get the name properly but what I heard from the man who told me), so I took bike because going towards that area with bus is not ideally and not good especially when you're in a hurry. So, sighting the sarz from some distance not too long, firstly, I thought it was either the Nigeria police or the task force and I was like oh no, where's my nose mask, as I was about putting off my hand together with nose mask from my down right hand pocket (I was wearing a short trouser known as Nicker), so we were now seen as a suspect and they ask our bike man to stop and we should come down (already in my mind, nah me cause am because our bike almost pass them o). Okay we all obeyed their command and guess what?


INTERMISSION


One of the sarz ask the girl (I believe those of us in Lagos understand this saying "Oga nah N1500 going or you want make I carry person join you and you go pay N800?", nah so one girl (chubby and sexy type) boarded the same bike with me and she was like, Nooo, I cannot sit at the back, " Virgin boy" like me gently came down from the bike and she hop in sitting at my front and not that alone o, she was sitting on top) are you 2 together?

Mhen the girl denied me asap and I was like about to shout like wtf so you want make I die alone (inside my mind o).

So, the sarz who asked the question now headed to me and was like [quote]what's inside this pack, and i replied, Oga nah sandal o, then sarz ordered me to opened it and quickly, I did as instructed and he said shey nah for your girlfriend?

Lo and behold, I said "Hahahaha, oga me no dey reason girl matter for now o (I use one side of my eye to see if the girl will be like I don't believed this shit because am cute and handsome, " I no dey brag o"wink, I just wan go deliver am to customer".

The sarz where now like, okay which other thing you carry for body (he was like searching my pocket without putting his hand inside o though I have about N5,000 inside my pocket for transport and miscellaneous) and was about heading to my (Kpekus) and I shout a little while laughing silly "Haaa Hahahaha" (he think say I no dey read person mind, my brain nah fast reader while my head is like card reader), let me open up here (he wan check if my Kpekus, dey gallant like he gun but he failed when he slightly touch it because the nigga still dey sleep) and i was like, nah money dey my mind though the girl gives that sexy laugh not smile o.

So the sarz who searched me now left to and meanwhile they are like 3 of them with us but another now turned to our bike man, oga wetin you self carry for this pocket and the bike man was like oga nah my phone o, I just buy am new and they all made sure we did not carry drugs and we are harmless.

Now, when have left ehn, my mind is now beating hell while my oblongata was like oyah Senior Man, you don get moral o (inside my mind, what if this people checked my phone and found out that am a blogger, I do web design, E-commerce, shey I go dey safe? Because am hearing testimonies from people on how sarz hate the word "Am a blogger" because it looks like you're saying "Am a yahoo boy"wink.

Me, am a legit son of my father o, I hate fraud.

So share your own #Sarz_experience and let's see the fun and ugly part.

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Religion / Re: William Kumuyi Celebrates His 79th Birthday by Gistusmore: 9:00am On Jun 06, 2020
Religion / Pastor Williams Kumuyi Celebrate His 79th Year Birthday Today by Gistusmore: 8:40am On Jun 06, 2020
There are no much stories to tell about who this man with knowledge, integrity, honour is because with his way of lifestyle I will say he’s not one of those with flashing type. I believed everyone of us would have known him much better than me because if you’ve heard of Deeper life church, he owns it as the founder and general overseer.

He is one those worthy man of God living in the lifestyle of God want. Am sorry if you think am just hyping him, No, am not even a member of Deeper life church but his lifestyle got me twisted to keep him in mind because he’s a role model everyone will or looks up to.

Happy Birthday Pastor Williams Kumuyi of Deeper Life Church

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Politics / For The Last Time: The Man In Aso, Is He The President Of Nigeria Or A Jubril? by Gistusmore: 5:40pm On Mar 27, 2020
Can someone tell us if the man in aso rock, the man of honour, our amiable man of dignity, if he is the true president of nigeria or a national jubril because president buhari of 2015 is the kind of man that gives us assurance but since the outbreak of this covid19, the FG stated that all citizen to stay at home, but is it stay at home and die of Hunger or die with protection of not getting this deadly pandemic virus, can someone tell us now if the honourable man in aso rock is our real president because this one they are saying Buhari is covid19 positive and negative, something fishy is smelling in my woman's kitchen and i pray nothing bad happens to the present president.....

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Nairaland / General / Nigerians Smoke The Most Weed On Earth, Spend Over $15 Billion Annually by Gistusmore: 8:03pm On Feb 29, 2020
According to a new report, there are over 20 million cannabis users in Nigeria, who collectively consume the most weed on the planet.

When we imagine cannabis destinations, states like California and Colorado, and countries like Canada, the Netherlands, and Uruguay quickly come to mind. With legal weed laws on the books and entire tourism sectors dedicated to the sweet leaf, you would think that one of those locales would be home to the world’s most prolific pot smokers, right? Wrong.

According to a new report from cannabis analytics firm New Frontier Data and first reported by BusinessDay, the African nation of Nigeria is the leader in global cannabis consumption. Nigeria currently has an estimated 20.8 million pot consumers lighting up annually, with more than $15 billion spent on weed every year.

Despite the high consumption rates, cannabis sales are illegal in Nigeria, though the western state of Ondo is considering a medical marijuana program. But with a prolific cultivation community growing the plant across the country, New Frontier estimates that just below 20% of the nation consumes cannabis every year, with more than 12% sparking up every month.

Outside of Nigeria, Canada’s consumption rate ranked second globally, with the U.S. coming in at a close third. But outside of those North American mainstays, Ethiopia and Morocco joined Nigeria as not only top cannabis consumers on the African continent, but across the world.

“Three of the world’s top 10 cannabis-consuming nations are in Africa, highlighting both the importance of cannabis reform and related business opportunities throughout the region,” Giadha Aguirre de Carcer, CEO and Founder of New Frontier Data, told BusinessDay.

Furthermore, a recent report from Prohibition Partners estimated that, if legalized, Africa’s cannabis market could reach $7.1 billion by 2023. But considering the statistics from New Frontier’s global consumption report, it appears that Nigeria could hit those estimates, and thensome, by itself. Factor in the rest of the continent, and Africa’s cannabis industry could soon become a global power. Now let’s get started on that legalization part.


Nigeria Bags The World Weed Smokers - Nah Record Breaker o

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Nairaland / General / I Date White Girls And Break Their Hearts As Revenge For Slavery – Mike by Gistusmore: 7:40pm On Feb 29, 2020
According to a young black man, his reason of breaking the heart of his girlfriends who are mostly seen as the white was a result of revenge for slavery which always pushes him to date white girls and break their heart.

https://hyperstv.com/i-date-white-girls-and-break-their-hearts-as-revenge-for-slavery-mike/

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