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Romance / Re: What Are The Disadvantages Of Dating You? by givemepvssy(m): 12:27pm On Dec 04, 2019
Mine is that I need to fvck everyday like it is a doctor's prescription


mumumugu:
What are the disadvantages of dating you?

we all have strength and weaknesses. most times in a relationship we present our strength at first, when we are sure the other loves us, we now gradually present our weakness. This leads to quarell as the other wants us to reverse back to our previous self- the self he fell in love with.when this is not happening, he\ she withdraws completely or accepts us like that while being hopeful for a miracle.


If you could state one baggage about you, that you know could affect your union, what could it be
Romance / Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by givemepvssy(m): 12:19pm On Dec 04, 2019
Fvck her broh & leave her ass brainless


praisekeyzz:
Hello NLs....

I've been so disturbed about the strangest thing ever happening to me for the past one month.

I met an elderly woman early April at my barber' shop where I do come to charge my phone at night whenever there is no power supply(same as the woman). I went the 2nd night, still met this same woman on the same mission at the shop. She noticed my hairstyle and asked me what style it is, I was like it was just a partial dreadlocks but I haven't locked it fully to make it firm. And she was like she likes it.

And she went on to ask my name and some details about myself which I did. And when I told her i'm an igbo guy she was soo happy and told me clearly that she likes me more.

I was already admiring her as a mother(meanwhile we already exchanged contact) not until she called me on the phone 3weeks after we met and asked me to come to her house. After entertaining me with dishes, she moved close to me and started showing me videos on her phone...while scrolling through the videos i saw lots of matured porn and I was so shocked. She asked me what was wrong? that I should relax. I told her this is not right! I told her she could be my mom. She was just like it doesn't matter.

The most shocking part of it is that this woman claims to be a prohetess and a minister. Even on her facebook timeline, she addressed herself as a prophetess. I could disclose her facebook account but something inside of me tells me it will be too cruel and unjust of me...please people all I need is advice I don't wanna fall into temptation. She lives on the same street with me. She's new there......Please I need advice!
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Stealing Biscuits, Soft Drinks In Port Harcourt; Blames Hunger by givemepvssy(m): 4:48am On Oct 29, 2019
Abeg Make una Set the guy free oo.. honestly hunger dey this country. �
Family / Re: Help! Family Planning Keeps Failing Us, She Is Pregnant Twice This Year by givemepvssy(m): 4:42am On Oct 29, 2019
This issue is not worth bringing on here. 1)Condom is #50 & don't come & be telling me that you don't like condom..
2)Aside from condom, you can pull out when you want to release spe*m and it is not a must that you will have to cum inside your wife.
3)Whenever your wife is ovulatin stay away from her. Sex is sweet tho but its not food.

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Family / Re: Help! Family Planning Keeps Failing Us, She Is Pregnant Twice This Year by givemepvssy(m): 4:29am On Oct 29, 2019
Onye nkuzi ndi nkuzi grin

sinaj:
You can as well undergo a vasectomy coz its the safest and most reliable.
Celebrities / Re: If Eminem Disses Nigeria by givemepvssy(m): 1:30pm On Oct 27, 2019
I would have loved to say something but let me keep calm cuz i am sure you know nothing about music


kestolove95:
D only artist that can stand Eminem is Vector and AQ...the rest dia are rubbish
Celebrities / Re: WAR!! As Tacha’s Manager Criticize Zlatan Angrily For Mocking Her(see Details) by givemepvssy(m): 1:25pm On Oct 27, 2019
E be like say na ur nyash dey smell as e dey very stiff. Abeg cover am small mek we see road

Onyi22:
What's smelling?

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by givemepvssy(m): 1:17pm On Oct 27, 2019
shocked shocked shocked

Beync:
Am in support of this. If you can keep ur virginity until the right time and place, you will never have anything to regret. Keeping ur virginity along with good virtues is a nice course to pursue.

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