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OPEN FOR VOTES!

Coogar
Ibime
Ojoawo
Ksslib
Mikuz
Kr0ne
PaulThor
YoungDaNaval
Elymaxiimus
Icesskid
Sosiqdude
Warriblood
Teddybiyasi
Wrongturn
Heywhizzy
RapAcme
Bars
Sconp
Geoxpress
Limerick
Willsofsteel
Jon Lamar
ThePrekky
Yeyenatu
Fuckyouhard
007bruce
Deepthoughts
Lagunna
Emaprince
Evilchapterz
Dj5naira
Guykhena
Airmark
Safarigirl

Ksslib:
It just so happens that the iddiot called giyazz couldnt hype his battle once more without for the 1000th time, mention my name.

Smh. Na God go help you

Ta! Stop feeling like you're noticed! Your miserable name was only mentioned because I had to post a d0pe verse from me, which was actually a diss @ you.

ELYMAXiimus:
remove it, then repost after he posts...

You shoulda done this since....



But you can leave it if you're sure he can't do better

This did just broke me down.

Iamaromolaeran it's already past 15 mins. Smh, I didn't expect this from you. . . You just pissed me off! I'm very angry now, like very angry!

I keep thinking you're looking at my verse and writing a harder one. Smh, if I wait for you the next 5 mins, imma remove my verse and void that thread!!!

iamaromolaeran:
ok

Be quick with the typing pls, my verse is still there. If I notice you feed, imma cancel the battle real quick.

IAM's DEATH SENTENCE!!!


flagitious, heinous, iniquitous, nefarious, 'Yaz bust up/ carcinogenic verse I bring, ya ffucked up/ You've been cruising around the forum precipitating problems/ your journey ends here, these bars will make ya buzz stop!!

Lyrical bullets, stammer; ah, ah, choke you/ paralyze ya lungs, it's faster, haha, stoned you/
Slavic language! madafaka own you/ Dr. Sigmund Freud, addicted to Cigars! Since you're blunt is right I smoke you!!!

Massacred textcees with Hot lines like Pri Pri/ your next cos ya style's not real like filmtrick/
will punch ya face and fisticuff ya oculus repeatedly. . . so history confirms you're one I murked like slick rick!!!

(One eye murked)

Take advice ddumb black sheep!

How you make trouble is really not right for ya/ you're ugly, short, vulgar and scurrilous, girls will never die for ya/ but I'm cool like ice and a baller, better follow my way. . . Cos It's glaring your path reek like Sawyer!!!

You bragging about how you stash cash, but you ain't got a dime pprick/ you see Elymax as Elizabeth, you gay, admit it; don't be shy freak/
you should have cowered/ now die between 24 hours, I'm Jack Bauer/
No Phoenix member. . . but I just killed this schlemiel with a Limerick!!!

Complexed words, my fans catch it tho/ for kids, it's strictly illegal like a banned casino/
unlike you who writes half ill, half nonsense. . ./ when we talking who be bringin them d0pe bars. . . It's only bit you produce like Clams Casino!!!

Your vocal sucks! Bbitch, You sound fake/ we exchange words? imma murk you before it counts eight/
My electricity flow will shock you and cause synchronous neuronal activity in ya brain/ LORD! make a Rukus, I'm giving you seizure. pound cake!!!

Ha!

Did a soothsayer tell you about today?/ how I will give you enternal peace, with lyrics advanced you say?/ (right!)
Imma be quick with ya death, bbitch! you need it. . . cos your life's a Disaster like what Cassidy is about to face!!!

I'm still dissing you son, hello/ did that last punch prove you just a, smello?/
You ain't seen nothing yet, imma inject inferiority complex in you, fellow/ My vocabularies will 'bonk ya' till you due broken like Yaylow!!

You were born in Georgia Atlanta, so what? Ta Shut up!/ the way you keep refraining that sshit, booooo! ah got bored/
Let's talk battles, where I'm murking you now/ my bars robbed you off the flow, rhymes, pun, metaphors, Gosh! . . . you no go even see crit, Skeletons in ma cupboard!!!

Lagunna, tag me with Giyazz, not Giyaz. Thanks.

MVGT: Elymaxiimus

iamaromolaeran:
giyazz where you at?

Chill nigga, you wanna die quick?

safarigirl:
Hahahaha, what da hell is this? Giiyaz, gini by nk'a biko? And why is it only ladies that should decide?
This is sexist, ladies should be invited to drop bars on the topic not judge na, haba!

Nne, nothing much sha, it's just a topical tourney, where some selected textcees are meant to write bars equivalent to a love letter to you girls/women; for y'all to judge too. It's not a sexist thanq, it's just topical and we need only ladies to vote. Please tinyere ofu mmadu, biko!

claireshan:
what is happening here biko

Claire, I just explained it to Safarigirl, look up. Please vote, any verse you think is romantic and you like it, vote for the verse. Thanks bae

TAGS: Cestmoi1 (please come in)

Claireshan

Khalessi (abeg no vex, just try read)

Adaberry

Mayapop

Aranaa (please beauty, we need your vote)

Aida13

Tabh

Safarigirl

Itsmodella1

Iduwuogbo (Area! Mama, we need you here!)

Quivah (You know na )

Subom1(honey, hop in)

Bevy12

RoyalPearl (charlie sweety, please vote for us)

jackpot (Nne, vote pls)

Glamrock

dominique

ellab (don't forsake me)

StateOfMind (Hush Biggie for now, hop in)

teddybiyasi (dem go beg you? Mtcheew!)

NadiaSA1 (Sexy, long time. Please hop in)

missberrypop5

luvlycutebay

ZLUK

MISSYTOSIN (pretty, let's have fun here!)

Niggas be hating on me cos they ain't nothing good/
They talk cos they must talk, but Giyazz' a gent, I switch on the 'silence button' to prove they ffucking fools!!!

Check!!


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iamaromolaeran:
ha...pop the thread but not by 2pm.....I just woke up since... I slept very late watching teen wolf....am just starting to script now .....pop the thread and do other things.....instead of 9pm we agreed upon....let's drop by 7:30.....

The thread is here already!

Y'all hop in and see what real Hyping is called

www.nairaland.com/1933119/battle-immortals-giyazz-vs-iamaromolaeran#26858122

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point


Rules

- 10 bars.

- Deadline is 9pm, Sat, October 4..
- Verses should be posted by both battlers on
or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or
recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR
biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or
verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and
state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in
defence of your verse please save them for
after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR
voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes
and voters should just vote and leave it like
that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are
allowed to vote.


Goodluck!!!

Yes Ladies and gentlemen, Gladiators, all protocols observed!

You are about to witness a battle to be recorded in the book of Ancient authors, a battle that will be considered as law in the next generation!
A battle that will pass through generations and generations, a battle that will shake the height and depth of the universe!
A battle that GOD has sitted to watch, A battle Ares could not hinder, a battle for fame, power and most importantly respect!!!!

This is the BATTLE OF THE IMMORTALS!!!! where you shall witness two gods clash their mighty swords together!

Where ye shall witness GIYAZZ turning his opponent into a laughing stock for old women and their offsprings!!!

Where ye shall see the stone hearted Iamaromolaeran decapitate his enemy and serve his skull to starved vultures!!!

Mortals will fear! The earth will stand in ovation, the sea will clap, Hell fire will be heated over 5000 degrees, and the air will cease for a minute of silence!!!!

THIS IS IT!!!!

GIYAZZ

Known for his extraordinary skills and topnotch penmanship, a conscious and sick being created from God's spiritual ribs: The god_of_music!!!! The pen-demon!!! He is Devil's most feared creature!!!!!!

"Use the Puerto Rican for a pun, I excel like Chino!/
This 'Edo dude' can't 'understand the language I use.' Why? It's in the genius like Phyno!!!/
you're wack! your lines be feminem, you're better of a lyrical Justina/
Battle me? my punches will baptize ya face till you can't see me like John Cena!/
believe me I say: you a jumbo air-headed self balkanized bastard!!/
for thinking you beat me, I will pierce a dagger in ya head and expose the lies mastered!!/
Ksslib da wack, who the ffuck he's warning?/
Oh you acting d0pe now cos of the "Carica Papaya?" Pftt! . . . It's boring!/
you's wack as ever, still possessing a weak nature/
ya style's just there, never updated like Ibime's signature!!/"


Iamaromolaeran

Like I said, he has a 'stone heart' like it was exposed to Medusa! He is the Iam that Iam of Rap!!! His use of ill vocabularies makes William Shakespeare look like a dummy! He is rated amongst Angelic beings! Friend of the Prince of Persia!! An element the Devil considers most evil!!!!!



am after this doo doo/ if idiocy was 'tuxedo'....it
perfectly 'suits' you/ she dreams of coogar's
ccock...of climbing it....and ride on desks/ she's
ffucked every male in uniben....and asked for
checks/ she's lesbian too....so after banging
"chicks".....she bribes for 'pecks''.../ she is
campus "higuain'' in fact....cos she dey suck
balls for 'uni' .......or whether "na poly'' .....'no
yaba tech'
ve fought assassins/ jogged with athletes/ but
all she does is 'grease' coogar's shaft....like a
slut from Athens/
like today's date....am independent and
bubbling/ the superintendent that gods seek/
but biyasi leaves us asking ourselves..... what
really stinks nairaland?.....her presence or
undies?/
ve beat the slug/ exhibited skill like ibime's
song/ so give this adult his pension/ and this
maggot detention/
I would make her ovary fertile again......when I
bang ted on a ship.....but if she 'harbours'
abortion/
her womb would go 'extinct' ....when I make the
babies come........ in 'mammoth proportion'/


DrumRolls!!!!!!!!!!

iamaromolaeran:
ha...pop the thread but not by 2pm.....I just woke up since... I slept very late watching teen wolf....am just starting to script now .....pop the thread and do other things.....instead of 9pm we agreed upon....let's drop by 7:30.....

I have a show by 5 to 7. Let's leave it by 9pm then.

Iamaromolaeran, I'm popping the thread now. What do you think? Let's battle by 2 Pm already.

I'm at home doing nothing and it's boring.

Imma hype the battle too.

brunofarad:
When I was a kid......I was called

"Ojemba enwe iro"

Cos I use to walk a lot.

Then,once you call me that nick,omo na fight oooooo



Funny enough

Am a grown man now,but whenever I visit my hood at fegge onitsha, some old women still hail me by that nick.

Now once you hail me ojemba enwe iro,I feel elated that I can even dash you some smiles

Fegge Onitsha? I live there too!

iamaromolaeran: giyaz...mikuz just said his uncle died...he won't be available then.....who's gonna set it then??

If Lagunna refuses I will create the thread myself. Just chill

ELYMAXiimus: lol.... I wish we could brawl death...

Thread needed....


DEATH vs GiYAZZ

Do you think this is funny? Are you mocking me??

mikuz: Abeg make una no vex, me lost one of ma uncles, Mik ll be back sooner than you know it.

Rip Chief Agu . . .

Ffuck death! RIP to ya uncle.

iamaromolaeran: Script is ill, but i refer not the Xlite/ said that for a
reason; cos in audios that fool sounds like an
asphyxiated version of West life!/
Is this a diss? Do not bother replying/
Do otherwise, and ya flesh is the next


and besides you said don't bother replying

I said it to scare y'all away. But if you brave enough, bring it on!

Lol, save it for tomorrow sha.

Boogey_Sanctum

Nigerians are sleeping on our rappers, too bad.

Ksslib: Lol. Scared of you? Hahahaha..

I'll lynch you with eyes closed

In your dreams. And FYI, you never won me. Peeps who voted were just too block-headed to decipher my verse.

Only Ninja who did justice to that brawl is Ibime. Ndi ozo bu nkata!

iamaromolaeran: 10 bars?? that won't be interesting...make it 24 lines

Please 10 bars. I got other battle pending.

iamaromolaeran: Lol

I never said barrow....I said Biro

Hehehehehe! I did it on purpose.

. . . Meanwhile, I dissed you.

Watch me pick the pen to quench boredom/ dulling me, cos your lyrics flat as Olga Kent's bottom/
so I lyrically channeled my present complicated problems and conclude/
to script semblable of 'a french kiss from death' before peeps in paris utter bonjour/
Ha! Complexed alphabets dripping out the ink of my blessed pen/ crystal clear, your verses left them acting hard, mine vex them/
like tell 'em/ they nothing but wacks/
Agree to this! Last person that pulled a Thomas was whacked!/
Bafana Bafana? quit the air pollution with ya allos parakletos; Vuvuzela tracks!/
Limerick is extremely wack, Gottoboy did a better crap!/
Script is ill, but i refer not the Xlite/ said that for a reason; cos in audios that fool sounds like an asphyxiated version of West life!/
Is this a diss? Do not bother replying/
Do otherwise, and ya flesh is the next thing that lyrical scavenger; Siddogg, would be recycling!/
Grrrgh!!! Never heard of me? I could invent a sentence that'd make a judge give himself a death sentence/
OG! Jigsawkillah brought guns to a punch fight and failed his balls!
I blast ya brains to the wall with a baseball /bat/ bleed carefully!
If your blood spill on my tatoo? Imma cut off your mum's breats. . . and call that tit for tat!
you don't get it! It's hot complexity in 5000 degrees/
The bars I text is law, my vocal is sound decree/
Leave strong-headed rappers not needing air/
Under the earth six feet below, dead or alive, leave him there!!!/
Lazllo Barrow kinda type. Take the information if you dig/
Eating sharwama in a friend's party, Hey! I'm referring you pig!/
Swoooop!
Fixed upon to annihilate Ksslib and give Scooby Doo another reason to jump on Shaggy's arms/
Brain scanning for the murder words, but death couldn't allow me practice that/
but I'm still illing/ and willing/ to make him stop breathing/
Will this provoke the father of the afforementioned rapper?/
Ffuck ochon! Your s.tupid son messed with the wrong rapper!/
so he must face the consequences!
Destruction is what it reflects, even as I scrub and make the mirror cleaner/
I'm a teen, just a Little boy, picture 1945 in Hiroshima!!!/
young, and lyrically inclined compared to the height of Mount Everest/
My pen will always design syllables, my mouth never rest!!!

Ksslib: Go sleep.

Hahahahahaha!!! Scared bbitch!

ELYMAXiimus: Wow wow wow... The standard has been raised.. Even giyaz

nice bars from giyaz, to jigsaw, to khena, to thor nd even ksslib(but you're lines are still shaky)

jigsaw, alkane/arcane .. Not on text, bro.... Tho i luved it....

Thor, that "iphone 6", got me cracking... Nd that king nd no subjects... Intelligent play!!! .....

Mhen i like what i see.. Keep it coming guys

Diss me

iamaromolaeran: Lol. you wan kill me? you ve started scripting already.....na wa ooooo. lol

Oloshi! Na you go decapitate me! Lazllo barrow!

iamaromolaeran: great....let's make it epic.....

lagunna. mikuz...take note......

10 bars. Lagunna create thread o!