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fluxmind:
>> Er like online/virtual account name tags?

You mean, the names I tag to threads?

fluxmind:
Ehhnn my fault, I didn't do much homework. Re-edited a shit ton at the last minute then took out a much longer bar for the "slick as serpents" one. Most of my bars were thinned out to avoid stretch . I was mostly going off da top, like I always do.

Look, man. You're a good rap head. You just lack the ability to drop punches that sting. If you work on that, then you're on your way to becoming one of best gladiators to ever come out of Nairaland. I said that because I see great potential in you. Your rhymes are smooth, your diction; sweet, your steelo; dōpe. Just work on your punchlines.

fluxmind:
@ Giyazz Off question tho, how do you come up with your Usernames for anything? I need something for design that's why.

Come again. What do you mean?

fluxmind:
@ Paayne personals? The sun tanned fam line nko? that's a DarkRebel reference. I took the idea of Giy losing to Rebel 4x in a row. No be personal be that? Abeg I enlighten me.

That personal is stale, brother.

fluxmind:
Who told you to vote sef? you like giving yourself work sha. I can't vote on your battle cos I'm not one of the regular judges. But if I had to say, you'd prolly win by a close margin, kidpaku had some swingers mid way, your K nuisance part & the next 2 bars after was nice.

There is nothing like "Regular judges"

Once you're a regular member on this section, you're eligible to vote, create threads and even contribute in the activities in this clime.

Thread closed
GIYAZZ wins!

Abobby whassup!!

Chai! Andyblaze, I miss you die. So you craze this your craze enter 2017?

Nna, your jam sweet die. I mean, the "Put call" track. I love the concept and humor. You finished work with your Igbocentric flow coupled up with a few witty lines.
Honestly, I like that style. Keep up with that style! it's unique.

The other song is a No No for me. I admire the fact that you tried to stretch your talents and sing on a track, which you're definitely not bad at. But you didn't kill the song like you were supposed to. The production was kinda a little bit wack, considering the unsteadiness of your pitch.

I don't know if its just me. But the "Mad over you" cover is a NO NO.

I told you the truth cos you're my friend and a colleague, and I only want the best out of your career.

Meanwhile, chat me up on WhatsApp; 08142124991

So we can keep in touch, bro.

fluxmind:
G, you won nau... What do you want again?

LOL
The thread is not closed. Winner yet to be announced until 8pm today. That's our rules.

Votes can still come in.

nastynic:
take it easy na

Take what easy?

You bastards. You're not gonna vote on that thread?

obesemf:
Giyazz, why did you choose to battle this guy?

Lol, bro. Just vote. Mad man!

Open for votes to every regular member on this section and everyone tagged
.

Emaprince
Alexpissu
Ibime
Reyginius
Airmark
Coogar
Mikuz
Smellymouth
Kinglekan
Kingtom
Mimzy
MissGdope
STFUAREYOUGOD
Iykekelvins
MzMycoli
Mynd44
Jaybee3
Glacierz
Jason21
TheSonOfMark
Joseph1832
Darkenedrebel
Guykhena
Limerick
Muhgd
Llaykorn
Krone
Ksslib
CaptAwesome
CaptainCids
Captainflash
Elymaxiimus
Funlord
YoungDaNaval
Lagunna1
Ojoawo
Obainojazz
JReyez
thunderstorm
Elvisonjack2
Deepthoughts
Dj5naira
Jigsawkillah
Wrongturn
Naijaboiy
Sinizia
Testerfuze
teddybiyasi
Lezz
Sammcarter
Geoxpress
Heywhizzy
Grayline
Gottoboy
Willofsteel
Sosiqdude
Richommie
Rapacme
Liricyst
Obesemf
Gladyys
Sinizia
Supermiy
Raplinx999
Dklef
Adanna28
Danbrowndmf
Lhood

Fluxmind?

That's a stupìd rap name!/ I'm getting this newbie cat raped/
funny how he beat Joe, but he the dude that's average/ I heard your selling point are the couple of rhymes you spill. . . but today that union will fail like Ubi's marriage!!

At your first arrival you had that uniqueness that made rappers cower/ newbies thought of you as rap's Jack Bauer/
Cos your rhymes were wowers, received claps for hours/ But these days. . . its like you got quite predictable. . . cos everybody seems to read Mind like they got telepathic powers/

Yes, you lost touch! explains why imma clip this win/ your fitness wore out, you no longer spit it sick/
Now you got this weight on you, how you plan to flip this, kid?/
You should have prayed this battle didn't work out, cos I planned to get you ripped!!

Rip out your throat with speed/ I'm pissed! I will smoke this dweeb/
for tryna flow with me/ i will beat you till you choke and bleed/
I won't even let you GET HELP. . . . MMM Ponzi scheme!!

I trip too fast, I will take this beef to your fam cos you strike a chord/ bìtch-slap your mom till her eyes are smeared/
Beat your dad with a baseball bat if the guy goes hard/ Then have your sister pinned to the wall while i plug into her like a HiVolt Guard!!

Take a look, every nigga know you getting pummeled cos I spit that wave shìt/ team newbies be like: "G'Iyaz getting him halved" Joewendell on some yesterday's shìt/
Team vets said I'm getting you ate, and you better embrace it/
I even got support calls from these industry catz. . . so its obvious all teams got me on this beating like I'm a Mavin!!

(Altims)

So peep the shots in this verse, you getting beat, cūnt/ shots on shots like Ice and Sark ripped that beat up/
You see all these shots in the previous lines? its a setup to a heaped punch/
so you getting killed in this bar. . . after this last SHOT. . . like Oliver Reed in The Pub!!

Newbies, see how I outclassed the nitwit?/ I heard he gives y'all trouble with his loud ass techniques/
reason I put him to shame with that real rap, wit shìt/ so after this battle. . . . Mind go run go far. . . like you're not paying attention!!!


Easy. . . .

obesemf:
You know I'm the king author, my pen the Excalibur


My words put me amongst the finest models, check my ex caliber


I mean the caliber of my exes, see the verses a nigga flexes


Got more rings than Audi, on the hand with which I steer my Benzes 


So if your city come against mine, I crush your defences 


Take the loss, I put the L on your hood like a Lexus 


Cuz I carry an arsenal like Alexis, with evil intentions


Keep niggas in check, put your ass in line like a queue for injections


If you cross my path, know you'll die hard


Cuz I got the Will to shoot, like the suicide squad


Maverick is a b!tch, he prolly thinks he flows tighter


What's an amateur to a pro fighter


I kill his b!tch, and watch liricyst observe from afar like a ghostwriter


So watch the truth unravel


I'm the obese, with sumo wrestlers I grapple


I tackle and mangle


 any one who tries to put me in shackles


Heard rumors of a newbee and old head going to battle


Dude is a b!tch, even DC legends go marvel


At the way I go trounce Giyaz head into the gravel

his Mum tries to talk me outta it, i  tell her, no time for banter cause

I came to drop gift and bounce like Santa Claus

Chale, that's some sick shìt!!!!

fluxmind:
Yea I'm here, let's do this!

Go drop, son.

fluxmind:
You dey talk abi? I love that mouth, nice & big... For my dick

Where dafuq Jigsawkillah at? If Giyazz doesn't show tonight, set me up with Souloho19, recruits need training!

Hope you got your bars ready? few minutes remaining and we drop.

Tally ho!

Opener - 1 point (Joewendell) He gets this one.
His opener had that sting KidPaku's opener lost in between the struggle to deliver his ideas tight.)

Though, Joe didn't have the best opener in the world, but he edged Kid with a better structure and a clearer picture of what he intended to spill.

Rhymes - 2 points (Nil) Both of y'all need to level up your game with respect to your rhymes. The nursery monosyllabic rhymes in your verses is an insult to battle rap.

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points (Joewendell) I see a few references in his verse. But his opponent came almost empty.

Punchlines - 3 points (Joewendell) Though you both came with punches below par. I just had to give it to the man with the upper hand.

But you both really need to do your homework and learn the ropes ASAP. Punchline is the basic criteria in a rap battle. If you can't do it properly, then your career as a battle rapper is yet to become.

Flow - 1 point (Nil) Too much line stretching and a point, y'all made a bar look like 2 bars. Very wrong.

Personals - 2 points (Kidpaku)

After ranting like a crazy rapper/ kang showed us that your a lazy rapper/ you got humbled by flux days after/ this kid will shìt on you now like baby diapers/

Only bar from Kidpaku that impressed me. If only it was delivered right. Could have been a fuckìng Don Demarco!

Wordplays - 2 points (Nil) Corny plays from both sides.

Closer - 1 point (Nil) The setups in your closers are nothing to write home about.

MVGT: Joewendell

fluxmind:
5 bars as opposed to the earlier stated 8 bars? Just checking...

Keep writing. Let's keep it 8.

fluxmind:
It's tomorrow right? I saw the details on the thread was a lil off.

Oh, I already edited the thread. Thank you.

GIYAZZ VS FLUXMIND

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

RULES
- 5 bars(50 words per bar)
- Deadline is 8pm, 18th January 2017.
- Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.
- No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.
- No complaining about votes.
- A no show attracts a ban.
- No unnecessary comments
- No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.
- Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.
- If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.
- NO argument with established vets
OR voters.
- Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters
Voters should just vote and leave.

fluxmind:
Hmm, tomorrow, short notice... Aah screw it, let's do it. I'll get pummeled but challenge accepted!

Alright, start scripting.

Ibime:
Money for new stadium.

Oga Ibime. Good morning, sir.

I greeted you in the rap battle section the other day, you no hear me. I come say make I carry my greeting reach here, make I see As e dey go.

How body?

souloho19:
Bro..if dats wack then I got a loooooooooooooooooooong way to go

Lol, man. Trust me, some of my ideas might be dōpe, but those rhymes are wack on an international standard.

fluxmind:
Yea man, sup? It's been so minute. Oh shii, I know what you thinking. Chaii, ooh gawd. Fine, I'll do it for Adanna

Lol, okay.

You're the only new dude on here who impresses me with the RHYMES. Your rhymes are almost perfect. Keep it up.

If you would accept, we could kick 8 bars tomorrow evening by 8pm. That would give me enough time to write bars and call up the oldies to come back and judge the battle.

What do you think?

fluxmind:
You should be mentoring dudes though

I know, bro. I should be here. But I've been quite busy in the outside world with my career.

Though, I think I will be having enough time on here this year. And I also think its high time we revived this clime. Its been mute for too long.

I will start putting out calls and chatting up our oldies (I can't believe I just called them this) to come back if possible.

But before that, I think I need to battle.

I read through the chats, you're that Kazna guy, right?

GIYAZZ:
Tally ho!!

Four times he whooped me. . . ain't that funny, folks?/ but I'm back equipped, mastered and learned the ropes/
So watch me thrash him and have the punk disposed/ cos I brought murderous bars... with an enormous bag to put the kid in. . . It's no fücking joke!

For calling me out, you'll end up a victim/ cos even Fayose knows i'll have you dead in a minute/
But I ain't tryna talk much or stretch these bars a bit, bïtch/ so with no further Ado. . . I'll murder your àss and dump your corpse in Ekiti!

See y'all know I'm a man! A seasoned Sage/ he'll also claim a man just to imitate/ but we'll all bone and ignore the illiterate/ Cos we all know the glad is a bïtch. . . like the Phoenix babe!!

. . . . But this your phony life is getting stale/

We tired of your "rich boy wannabe" efforts and tantrums/ all you do is live fake just to get attention from wack chumps/
If there was a table on here to rate fake sell-offs and rap bums?/ you'd be rated number one. . . and trust me bro. . . You will never drop like Airforce1's album!!

You act wealthy online but that facade is futile/ cos no respectful vet or reasonable dude buys/ those glaring huge lies/
Said you rich and you fly/ next you behind a ghost account battling for few dimes/
Now that's kinda screwed right?/ Cos your wretched real life.. and online personality don't match like Oshiomole and his new wife!!

I also brought personals, so you getting ruined, mike!/



See those lines? It's now thoroughly clear.. you your pop's sequel/ the way you steal from people with no regrets/
Now your image on here is prolly messed/
. . .Cos your thief of a father left you a garment of shame. . . and you was fast to put it on like that bro BIG L!!

I'm known in IMSU cos I'm truly great/ sure to reign supreme through out my schooling days/
Dark brings no buzz cos the dude is fake/ But once I done beat and killed the fàg. . . his Shocking death will spread over UniLAG like Oluchi's case!!

Though it baffles us how you keep tryna face off with vets/ same way you threatened to kill Elymax if Krone made up a thread/
You said you'd bring fire.. but you got blazed up Instead/ cos we saw how E razed you with bars. . . And deleted your àss from the face of the realm!!

Dark's a mess like an air pollution/ a wannabe troll like Nigellushosan/
Any section he enters he appears a möron/ he's a Rebel with a curse. . . Miles Matheson. . . in Revolution!!!

So give me the win cos I got him ràped/ the way I murked the ape and had his flaws refaced/
Ain't no way he's gonna win or prevail/ cos even DonJazzy knows If Gift puts off the light. . . the Dark.. still wouldn't dominate!!!!

Haha haha haha haha!!!!! I can't believe I was this wack. Lol

Just peep the weak rhymes. I had punches and ideas though. But Fūck!! my rhymes were WEAK!

LOL, I can't imagine spitting on a pure "hardcore track" with these rhymes now. That would be disastrous.

But thank god for the ability to grow and learn more. I thank god for real.

Tally ho!

GIYAZZ:
Tally ho!!

Four times he whooped me. . . ain't that funny, folks?/ but I'm back equipped, mastered and learned the ropes/
So watch me thrash him and have the punk disposed/ cos I brought murderous bars... with an enormous bag to put the kid in. . . It's no fücking joke!

For calling me out, you'll end up a victim/ cos even Fayose knows i'll have you dead in a minute/
But I ain't tryna talk much or stretch these bars a bit, bïtch/ so with no further Ado. . . I'll murder your àss and dump your corpse in Ekiti!

See y'all know I'm a man! A seasoned Sage/ he'll also claim a man just to imitate/ but we'll all bone and ignore the illiterate/ Cos we all know the glad is a bïtch. . . like the Phoenix babe!!

. . . . But this your phony life is getting stale/

We tired of your "rich boy wannabe" efforts and tantrums/ all you do is live fake just to get attention from wack chumps/
If there was a table on here to rate fake sell-offs and rap bums?/ you'd be rated number one. . . and trust me bro. . . You will never drop like Airforce1's album!!

You act wealthy online but that facade is futile/ cos no respectful vet or reasonable dude buys/ those glaring huge lies/
Said you rich and you fly/ next you behind a ghost account battling for few dimes/
Now that's kinda screwed right?/ Cos your wretched real life.. and online personality don't match like Oshiomole and his new wife!!

I also brought personals, so you getting ruined, mike!/



See those lines? It's now thoroughly clear.. you your pop's sequel/ the way you steal from people with no regrets/
Now your image on here is prolly messed/
. . .Cos your thief of a father left you a garment of shame. . . and you was fast to put it on like that bro BIG L!!

I'm known in IMSU cos I'm truly great/ sure to reign supreme through out my schooling days/
Dark brings no buzz cos the dude is fake/ But once I done beat and killed the fàg. . . his Shocking death will spread over UniLAG like Oluchi's case!!

Though it baffles us how you keep tryna face off with vets/ same way you threatened to kill Elymax if Krone made up a thread/
You said you'd bring fire.. but you got blazed up Instead/ cos we saw how E razed you with bars. . . And deleted your àss from the face of the realm!!

Dark's a mess like an air pollution/ a wannabe troll like Nigellushosan/
Any section he enters he appears a möron/ he's a Rebel with a curse. . . Miles Matheson. . . in Revolution!!!

So give me the win cos I got him ràped/ the way I murked the ape and had his flaws refaced/
Ain't no way he's gonna win or prevail/ cos even DonJazzy knows If Gift puts off the light. . . the Dark.. still wouldn't dominate!!!!

Haha haha haha haha!!!!! I was once wack as this? And I won this battle?? LMAO!

Good evening, Ibime.

fluxmind:
How goes studio stuff?

ZachHugo:
Sup nigga

Its all good, brothers. I see y'all keeping this clime busy. I like that.

Long time, brothers!

Tally ho!

Paayne:
Nice verse. Lol, thought you were gon do the whole cover?

One verse did enough justice to the song. Didn't it?