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funlord:


Bros Gee! Abeg no vex! I bin dey alagbon for some prior crimes against humanity! Anyway ask away! I carry blood 4 eye 2day!

Guy we need to chat privately so all these aprokos no for tear gas.

You dey BBM or Facebook?

Stunner1:
Undercover things

Who you hiding from?

Stunner1:
I'll try but with anoda moniker

Lol, I don't support that. You're ashamed of doing what you love or what?

Whatever your reasons are.

Stunner1:
I dont mind

You'd have to be a regular member of the Rap battle section firstly. Can you do that?

Funlord!

Funlord abeg come here make I ask you somethings.

Darkrebel666:
I said 5 minutes before and you were complaining..

of course it should be 5 minutes.
This is the biggest audio brawl on this platform based on the fact that we have battled audio before and we have both improved plus its the last time we are ever gonna brawl.

last time we did 3mins so this time its 5 minutes of lyricism.
no need to rush so let's post next week Sunday then.
who's hyping this? we need a hype and banners..
make them share the fliers in all sect cos everybody must witness this

You said I shouldn't create the thread.

Ok tell anyone who's creating it to call the match: SHUT THE BBITCH UP FOREVER! GIYAZZ vs Darkrebel (CAREER MATCH)

Tell him to hype it too. Obesemf can create some banners. Omo Ghana you fit?

Time to end your career and shut you up forever

Darkrebel666:
career match it is !

we post next week Thursday/Friday cos this Sunday is the only free-day I have to record my verse.

agree or not?

Lol ok.

But we should post next week sunday. I can't be working and recording my verse at work. Lol

I only have chance on Sunday to sit and start recording a verse for 5 minutes. You know it's 5 minutes ryt?

Darkrebel666:
whatever you call it is none of my business..

all i know is you are still gonna lose..

Choose a date and lemme plan myself and stop wasting my time.

CAREER MATCH ryt? Say YES or NO and we proceed.

Darkrebel666:
I already beat you on 4 different occasions. I don't understand what career match you are talking about.
how can you be involved in a brawl and yet you wanna set it up yourself. so you can rig and manipulate voters right?
a neutral person would set it( either krone or lagunna)

Do you accept?
It's a CAREER MATCH or No battle!

Darkrebel666:
12 quatrains.
we post this Sunday by 8 cos I have a brawl with giyaz next week.

lagunna01 Kr0ne or Elymaxiimus take note

I get my Giyaz mentions too

Ehen. . . About the bout. Let's make it a Career match. Anyone who wins is automatically rated above the other. The loser will be the winner's slave forever on Nairaland. Nothing, and I mean, Nothing will ever happen that will strike anybody to rate the loser above the winner in the future.
Anybody who loses becomes the slave instanta!

This is a CAREER MATCH!!!! I will create the thread.

KingHenryVIII:
Nice! No reviews? Lol... Funny group.

Lol, nobody saw it. It was locked when I created the topic by some antispambot.

AbuMikey:
bro.

We uploaded the cypher track to Muzikstreetz, another music blog/forum like NL.

Lala(The mod) wasn't happy with it so he had to edit it and put a direct link; datafilehost.

Now this is the problem, datafilehost links expire between 90 days. And this cypher is meant to be a legendary one, where generations of Nairaland battle rappers to come will have to download the cypher. Since it's on datafilehost, it is only a matter of time before it expires. Very bad

This is what I want you to do. You had the first comment on that thread ryt? Me and my crew have planned to upload the cypher track to a permanent direct download link that will last forever. We just need you to edit your comment and post the dowmload link there. Can you do that for us?

AbuMikey come here, I wan ask you for one favor.

Darkrebel666:
I typed one line and you scripted an encyclopedia ..


Highest echelon of painment ...

The text cypher was wayyy successful than this.
Even a blind man can see that ...

You keep hammering on 'fake' and 'poor'
wait a minute son...am I the reason poverty is consuming you or what?
If anyone's wretched . its you Iyasara
bloody son of a poverty wretched African baboon..
.
If you are poor and broke, that doesn't mean you should come online to vent your frustrations like a deranged fox.

I laugh at you when you say 'poor' and 'broke' really..
this is coming from an oaf that couldn't afford to subscribe for his blackberry or the same dude that recycles trousers in pics?
I got 6 words for you Sissy:- "Shut the fu¢k up little b1tch"

Your baby sister must be bleeding at her brother's irredeemable stup1dity in her portable coffin right now.
silly putrid nostril-offending 0rgy of indignity and immaturity ranting about someone being broke and fake when the word poverty is stylistically written in italics on his anambra-made yellow front teeth...

to be honest kid, I still don't know why you are lamenting and wailing .
all because I opted out of your little cypher?
I was so vital and d0pe that you had to start calling my phone all night begging that I join the cypher ..
smh..all because I refused?
That shows how pained you are boy
Pained to your delicate marrows ...
.
Holla at me when you clock 16..

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

You know ehn? Anytime I see your posts I just start laughing!!

You make me laugh my asss out seeing how wretched and frustrated you've become!

Now you wanna start comparing the two cyphers? Smh
You are PAINED nigga! So PAINED!!! Everybody can see it. I can even feel it through my phone. Your head hurts so much!! You are confused, angry frustrated cos you couldn't be a part of the cypher. Now you're not gonna be remembered for anything till you die in your miserable one room apartment!
Lol

I keep hammering on fake and poor cos that's exactly what you are. FAKE and POOR!
You couldn't afford a studio session and you battled with a Ghost account just for N10,000. What does that make you? A FAKE FAT POOR FOOL!!!!

Pftt! I couldn't subscribe my BB? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Guy you are an iddiot o!

Have you gone so dry that you wanna cook up lame comebacks against me? Like for real? That line is lame and null!
I couldn't afford to subscribe yet I recorded a single with 20,000 naira and recorded my cypher verse with 6,000 naira the same month? Chai. Smh
Guy your mumuness don be OROBO!
You've become so dull and fake that you can't differentiate between who's broke and who's not.


And I recycle trousers? Hehehe. . . You see? Those clothes I wore that day I took pictures with Sosiqq were the same clothes I wore after I took my album art. is it that one you're talking about? Haha! I'm not a fake nigga like you na. . . After I took those pictures I strolled to Sosiqq's house immediately and we started playing video games. Now what's your point? YOu are so dry. NEXT!

Your online facade is gigantic and it's succeeded in polluting your intellectual, now you come up as a classical zombo!
A renowned mumu!!!!!


Hehe. . . Y'all see who just talked about not respecting the dead and maturuty?

Dark, keep proving me right. You are fake and it keeps radiating from your every post. Keep posting and proving me right!

LMFAO! I'm pained? Lol. Why will I be pained after we've become so successful with the Legendary cypher?
Haha! The day Navas dropped you was one of the happiest days of my life. Like for real, I couldn't imagine you spitting with your lie infested big mouth on this cypher. It coulda been disastrous!

And I only called you cos I was having symphaty for you when you got dropped. As the leader, I had to know your reasons why you couldn't AFFORD A STUDIO SESSSION! But then you started stammering and lying your grandfather to death. Smh

ThankGod you were dropped!

Now you can just listen and try not getting down with some heart-attack hearing our voices.

Hater! Abeg shift! Yeye dey smell. . .

KingHenryVIII:
G'yaz, quit replyin that darkrebel guy. Sh*t is not good for the cypher promotion. And you should delete all that replies if possible, Nairaland should invent a blocking means. This darkrebel guy is immature and G'yaz, i dont want you meddling with him. Delete yo replies and never reply him again, let him wallow in his stupidity.

Ok boss. I'm deleting them now

Alexpissu:
Kudos to Obesemf,Lime'Rick,G'IYAZ,Sosiqdude and Navas(Jereyz) .

Preparations gives birth to professionalism ....NL Cypher is the door of miracles opened to everyone. You guys achieved greatness in my own book.

G'IYAZ,try getting in touch with Lailaboi to create more awareness.

Thanks boss. Lalaboiy asked me to send him the link, which I did. Don't know why he ain't done nothing about it yet.

KingHenryVIII:
Dope! Dope and sick intro. The fast rap was dope and Gyazz came good. Y'all did good. The beat is just too laid back and old school. Gyazz any time y'all want the video, contact. me. But the beat dope shaa, kinda like it though.

Boss. Welcome to Nairaland!

Darkrebel666:
You can say whatever you like kid..
You own your mouth..

but including my grand father's death in your childish vitriols was your mistake and bane..

The cypher is successful because you finally completed it, not because the crowd received it well..
Its on the front page since yet no one's clicking on it..
I'm still patiently waiting for the day you grow up.


and you must be having brain farts or those indelible scars I left on your cerebrum the 4 times we brawled must have made you schizophrenic.
Brace yourself for your 5th defeat kiddo. ..
That's a record on nairaland..

and this time I'm going ballistically brutal on you and your dead sister (Amanda).
Its not gonna be a battle but a schooling meant to teach you how to respect the dead and watch your mouth ..

Hahaha! Comment from a pained nigga.

Boy go and listen to Adele and cool your temper. I don't need you developing fever because of this hate on the cypher. Lol

Darkrebel666:
Please... you guys need to be more mature and begin to act with prudence..

This rap stuff is not do or die..
Rakim opted out of the BET cypher that had Mos Def, Black thought and Eminem because of a car accident, and that didn't make them start taunting or spreading rumours about him on Facebook and everywhere..

when giyaz's sister died, we all gave our condolences, and I even politely told y'all about the unfortunate passing away of my grand pops coupled with the stress of my I.T programme.
Instead of acting with maturity and exhibiting love meant to be present in a confraternity, you blindly followed Limer1ck's hate filled comments and started deriding and mocking...

only mature person among y'all is obesem.

anyway... all of that ain't my problem though..
you can see the results.. cheers

See who's talking Maturity and not joking with the dead? You are such a FAT irritating Hypocrite!!!

WTF? Are you not the same dude who cursed me and cursed my sister when she died? You never showed sympathy! All you threw were insults at me and at her!
You even said you'd spit on her grave!! Yes you!

At a time, Kr0ne had to warn you!

Now you here acting like a ppussy victim? FFUCK YOU!!!!

Your grandfather never died recently. You just killed the old man with your mouth just to come up with a lousy excuse why you won't be recording a verse!!!!

And you did us a huge favor. Cos really I couldn't imagine an enormous stupidity-programmed bigot spitting on this cypher! It coulda made us look fake, cos you're so fake. Fake fake fake!!!!!

Nobody gives a ffuck about your opinions too. . . We all laugh at your comments in the Whatsapp group. Ok?

Your cypher made just 5 pages in 5 months. Ours made 5 pages in 2 days. Now what's your point?

Yours is a trash "text" ancient bullshit. Ours is some real d0pe shit! I've been getting PM's from artistes since this cypher popped. That's nice traffic!

Boogey himself listened to the cypher and shared on twitter. Waya say?(Limerick you are mad!)

Nobody gives a ffuck about your opinion boy. As you can see nobody replied your comments seeing it's hate-oriented, even the peeps you quoted!!!!

You are pained hence killing yourself tryna rubbish this cypher with your mumu time. But you've ended up rubbishing yourself!! *spits*

Keep being fake and you wouldn't be remembered for anything even when you leave Nairaland!

Poor broke online fake ppussy nigga!

Darkrebel666:
ode
No time to hate on that average sh1t

I would also be busy throughout this week and the only time I can record is next week Sunday.

get your verse together during the week and we would post next week Monday..
lagunna1/Kr0ne...whoever wants to anchor the brawl shouldn't forget the hype

Fifth win on my wicked mind...

Haha!
Coming from a nigga who was dropped because he couldn't afford a 54 seconds studio session to record his cypher verse? Lol, PAINMENT!!!


Can't get my verse together between the week. I'd be really busy especially at nights. And I'd sleep throughout the day to get ready for a no-sleep night the following night. "Lol @ the night refrains"

I said when my shift is done I'd hit you up.

Just chill. . . Don't be in a hurry to get beaten the 4th time.

Errm. . Errm. . . I've got some champaigne right here with me. Navas and Obesemf popped them for the success of the cypher. You want a sip?

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Darkrebel666:
Giyazz ..your cypher has come and gone..

Don't forget our brawl. .. its next week Sunday.

this is just a reminder.

5th win on my mind

I'm on night shift at work this whole week. After I'm done I'll hit you up.

Meanwhile. . . Pls don't have a heart-attack listening to the cypher track. Hate responsibly.

CC: Glamrock

CC: SirShymexx
Hip-Hop head

AbuMikey what do you think about the cypher? Abi you just came here to book space?

tohpahz:
Yeah.. i have.. like the first and second person very much Still listening though

Lol nice. Thanks miss Nairaland.

Nairaland cypher


(Verse 1: Obesemf) See i'm walking on a narrow road, shooting for the stars,
Ffucking where the arrow goes, they running from the bars
Funny with the money coming, they be running
Acting cunning, but im gunning for a grammy
And these dummies and mummies love me
They be planning on my landing, praying that i fall
But i know the game well, so i only leave em mauled
So relax, see how this will turnout
Never need for speed when i make a nigga burnout
Abi you dey learn now, better take your cross,
See who goes first and they tell you im the boss
Never feared a loss I've been walking with some brave men,
The streets dey ma back like a selfie on The pavement
Views from the six, that be where i dey show from
Nothing was the same when u had a nigga so gone
So you better take care or i go throw bombs,
And these are just signs ima leave a pro torn
Nairaland cypher we've been working long days
After these verses we should be on the front-page!

(Dj scratch)

(Verse 2: Limerick) This ma territory.....actually, I'm bringing two apart
and if he doesn't see....I'm here to dispatch all the nukes I had
Wait who the heck is he?...I'm asking cos all o' the looks I found..
the good and badt
Acknowledged they forced us to look around
and Yo I broke the shackles
Of cold infections
and those mishappenings
--and as
the foes be striving, am totally armed....to uphold the diamond
.. Hommie close the gap pls..
it made ma spirit fall apart the day
the accolade was taken away from ma own disciples
... (Waya say)? Lime's decisive to these mofoes on the street
they dont believe...well their daily playlists got my songs in it
Now make peace. . .was what I heard from all these insane freaks. . .
but I won't just bury the hatchet.... I'll bury them along with it
I thought I bleeped? No I didn't, its a lucky charm really
till when I'd be called up to freestyle for
45minutes
you know my verses bring the heat....they leave you running helter skelter like a building on fire
and all the occupants screaming...
Now lets talk about freedom, or lets talk about the kid from the south south repping hard...
But was born in Lasgidi..
Sucking
my dick were the bitchess from a ffucking cathedral
they slept on me for a while & they were not even dreaming.....yes sire

(Dj scratch)

(Hostile molesting, Lime'Rick, its what I do. Lets go)

Men as I murder the verses, the stronger the weapons
--- impressed, but watch what happens when I go to church and bother the pastor
(nope) I'd rather be jealous than be a seeker of wonders
as
he advance to diagnose my P with mother confessor...(huh)
I put his mum on detention
I intended to do more, I spreaded the rumour...
I said it and his brother be vexing
So he called the inspector
like bitch you can't do shit!!!! You better read my lips, or face for a broader impression
And yall be steadily taking a walk...
and table the loss....to us....he came in remorse
Am heavily dropping on picking a beat u be loving the way I be takin em all
We takin em all?
Nah..... I pull up a gun and the moment the record is broken
I second the whole thing
The camera stands in position as Freddy be takin' the shotttt!!!

(Dj scratch)

(Verse 3: G'IYAZ) I'm cooking lines so fast like food's ready
Victor Crowley on the flow, men this dude's scary
My punchlines smack your face and you lose balance
Come to battle me? you ffucking better know a tooth fairy!
G'IYAZ is raw, the god of gore
Eat ya asss if you hating, bbitch it's horror core
Put the mic through your neck if you mottherfuckers bore ma fans
I'm ffucking evil, got my dick in Morgana's asss!
Smash ya skull, then slash your thorax
Go the 'Chucky' mode on you wack bloody dullards(doll lads)
Pull off your motherfucking trunk from your cervical bra
Then dispose the nonsense at the back of your car
Cause I ain't giving no damn about the script you wrote
Diss my lyrics, and I'd be quick to slit your throat
Bartimeous when you blasting cos lines fascinate
You claim ACE in the art but you can't MASTER(Masta) this
Demonic lyrics, like midday; launching it hot
I'm getting stoned while Medusa be sucking my c0ck!

(Dj scratch)

(Verse 4: Sosiqdude) I'm the man step aside bbitch
I sell trouble you chumps don't wanna buy shit
I spit gold and platinum when the mic gripped
So any nigga digging my rhymes is bound to die rich
Spread the word son
It's death for y'all bums
I'm kicking lines like kang so peep a dope pun
Street spirit, the head is on bail out
Dissing me thinking you wise? You gon fade out
Spitting on the maximum
your kinda rap is dumb
I'm Marley blasting bums
the mic? Pass it on
Contest I beat your whole fam
Rhyming and you hate your bbitch is gon clap
"Leader of the pack" so back the ffuck up
Cos Any monkey tryna rival is gone gone! (Gongon)
Check out that perfect rhyme
dissolve space and time
with Hydrofluoric lines
To kill phony swines
Murder spree, you wacks in my slay roll
Battle me and die in the ring like El Perro!

(Dj scratch)

(Verse 5: Navas) I bring the real so fast call me carlo ancelotti,
With a dick so fat tell me shorty do you want it?
It's really just a warning, so be careful when I'm coming (cummingg)
Got the 'Ay' flow but i ain't really talking funny,
I'm really talking money while you hustle with your mommy,
See my rhymes 'ice cold' got my hands around the sunny(sony)
Real shit that I'm spitting, you see this? You listen,
I guess you heard right coz the kid is very sickened,
So now it's bed time for yall fake rappers kicking,
Y'all frail like a pussy, i clip your wings like a chicken,
I'm the legendary Griffin, you the secondary kitten,
More dishes that a kitchen, more notes than your riches,
PRO-Cold is my genetics, stone cold I'm poetic,
So close till i get it, row boat on a Frenetic,
All these new age rappers so gross and pathetic,
"so when i put em in a medic, tell the coach that they ain't ready,
So first row ima get it, got balls ima head it,
here comes the ffucking headache, wanna keep it slow and steady,
Wonder why I'm so unfriendly? Guess yall motherfukers really offend me... Nigga!

(Beat till fade)

tohpahz:
Downloading.. id be back..

Downloaded it yet?

Stunner1:
No femcee??
when is the next cypher coming up??
Giyazz and limerick does it for me

Next year. You wanna be on it?

Guys after you download and listen to the cypher track. Please don't forget to comment on this thread, comment your best lines and verse and what you think about the cypher. Thanks!

CC: Farano (We need frontpage pls! We spent money to make up this cypher for Nairaland and Nairalanders, help us take it to fp atleast!)

Lalasticlala is no where to be found.

Yeah guys the Nairaland audio cypher is out!!!!!!! Y'all music and Rap lovers come get it real quick! Where y'all.. We did it https://www.nairaland.com/2333140/nairaland-audio-rap-cypher-2015.... Don't miss it.