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Emaprince:
na the personals part dey funny me die..especially "nobody send mail"... The build up was too good.

Drop your verd na

Emaprince, Darkrebel666 is restricted from voting.

Emaprince post Mail's verse na

Emaprince:
Deadline is 8pm...Giyazz go and post so I can follow suit.

Done

I got pissed and irritated by this weak old fàg/ reason I'm putting Mail in a box faster than a Swift Postman/
And this is rap battles, we love Hip-Hop, not RnB or Disco Jams/ so Malc will die here!. . . the motherfúcker's a Sisqo fan!/

(Dye hair)

Now y'all better tag this battle a murder case/ cos I'm going Gangsta, got the Nine and a shotgun in place/
So if he fronts or tryna act hard and punch my face/ you will see a capped M. . . and ain't nobody typed in Upper case!!

You a stùpid idíota/ who keeps talking bout how his era was tougher/
Disrepected a man like taa! O4ka was a joker/ But we all know your time was a different ball game. . . and you was the bítch in that field like Asisat Oshoala!

mailmalc:
u starving to upgrade from a word-less being - when 'i reign supreme'/
knock ya (Nokia) senses out - make 'em of no use like a phone less sim/

See that bar?

It's proof you fúcked up already/ It's wack as fùck, I don't see the funny lines connecting/
Ksslib would do that easily and get us laughing our bùtts off honestly/ but you? Your jokes so lame. . . you couldn't do stand up comedy!!!

He tried making internet money so he opened a blog/ like "mehn, Lala be getting paid on Notjustok" I can't let this opportunity go to the dogs/
But Bigtatafo ain't making waves and that's totally fúcked/ It's like Lalaboi is wired for success and you've been programmed to be poor!!

Bis, Coogar, Emaprince na the only bad dudes around/ them don dey give us advice since and we dey gbadu am now/
But if you try talk to us? we go carry sand full ya mouth/ Cos nobody send mail. . . we no get Yahoo account!!

You quick to diss the newbs forgetting these folks trying/ now everybody hates you like what the fùck this wack oaf ranting?/
Look Malc! I know you cool, and you ain't wack, cos you got some dòpe rhymings/ but you've also got a mouth big as the SKY. . . and that's why your personality been Nose-DIVING!!

Fùck Coogar and y'all motherfùckers who tryna check the odds!/ where the new generation at? See how I'm repping y'all?/
O4kaa, Sauron, Mailmalc, your bars never had any effect in us/ that's why we ain't respecting y'all/
You like a deserted animal clinic. . we don't see no fúcking vets in y'all!!

mailmalc:
Please what is the price for a Honda Accord 2010 with all the right clearance?

After this bar y'all will laugh at the fàg/ cos prizing a 2010 ride in 2015 is proof his lacking the cash/
And now we understand why he keeps talking bout those oldbees and ranking them áss/ Malc's Kiera Cameron in Continuum. . . a poor silly bítch who's trapped in the past!!

My poetry is deep, you can call me Laykorn/ I eat gladiators and wacks, like burger and bacon/
And this battle is done, cos I swallowed the pagan/ I beat, stamped and sent Mail to hell. . . some dùmbfucks will think I sent a letter to Satan!!


#EAZY


Darkrebel you next!

Emaprince:
alright, I'm coming. I'm having probs with this e-mail shii...I've created several mails and still find it hard to run them. Either forgeting the password or the e-mail add...I'll try...maybe creat a new one.

*modified*
Send your verses to emanuel_emeka@yahoo.com

Pls, put italics where it is supposed to be.

Cc
Giyazz

Mine is 10 bars/ 10 quatrains. That's how it's done here.

And I'm posting myself.

Cc; Mailmalc

Emaprince:
I understand but I don't have the time for the hype. *creating thread*

Ayt. Kr0ne can you hype it for us?

Emaprince:
lmao...everybody wants FP...I no dey hype anything @giyazz...I've been offline since last night and just seeing these mentions now.

Let me get the thread.

Lol. I just wanna make the beating public., and prove that the new generation is better than the old generation. That's all!

And to attract members from outside this section to come witness a "Text battle" you've got the hype the hell outta it.

But since you said you wouldn't hype it. No probs.

ELYMAXiimus:
script before screaming "frontpage material". It is after we see y'all verses we will know whether it is or not.
If you like come wack, con dey fyn fp. Focus, boy!

My money on you

Anticipating....


Mailmac kor, messengermac nii.

Trust me son, This is frontpage material

chronique:
This is strictly my opinion and I think I have been vindicated over the years in most cases.

I write to you all(upcoming artistes) with good intent and purpose. I write as someone who has been a music lover for so many years,someone who followed Nigerian music from the late 80's down to this very day,someone who listened to pioneering American hip-hop acts from the late 80's,someone who listened to music when we still had music genres like soul and funk,someone who basically likes and has a substantial knowledge of what good music should sound like. Music is a form of art,and good music should sound pleasing to the ears. The melody,lyrics and instrumental should be good and the overall production must be of the higest standard. I don't believe in people doing mediocre jobs and promoting it. Majority of the songs we listen to today on radio,should normally not even get airplay if standards are to be maintained.
I know most people reading this piece,would eventually attack me and say stuffs like "you don't know what it means to go into the studio to record a track cos if you do,you'd know it's not easy". Before you guys slaughter me with that line,listen to this song with the following link:

http://www.datafilehost.com/d/2934af36

The above link was a rough demo I recorded at our studio when I was still neck deep into music production and entertainment years back. I was conducting an interview for an in-house producer we wanted to employ and I asked him to make the beat and produce me as an artiste. I did the entire song myself,and directed the production and we finished the whole song in about 12 or 16 hrs. Despite the fact that it sounds a lil bit appealing to some people,it's still not a standard job that can be played on radio. That being said,let's move on to the main issue(since you now know I've also had studio experience).


I decided to write this article cos over the years,I haven't seen any artiste blow up from nairaland. The only person who has blown up from here(nairaland) that I know,is Dee Tunes. I remember when He sent me his crew's demo several years back and after listening,I told him to stick to his production and shun rap(not like He was terribly bad though) which He did,and has now made a solid career from. He might not remeber me today,but I'm happy He has made a name for himself in production,and now charges 400k per track. Apart from Dee Tunes,all the other artistes who I had the opportunity to talk to and advice here on nairaland,are still where they are. Reason is that when you advice most artistes and you don't tell them they're the next best thing after fried rice,they tend to see you as their enemy. The average upcoming artiste thinks He's the best and when you point out their flaws,they find it difficult to accept. Most people don't like the truth and that's why we have so many trashy sounds on radio. A good song should have good lyrics that makes sense even if it's meant to be a danceable song. The fact that a crappy song like Terry G's "knack you akpako" made waves,doesn't make it the standard for an upcoming artiste to emulate.
Artistes should also know learn to carve a niche for themselves and not just do what every other person is doing. There should be something extra that you're bringing to the table and as such,you need to put a lot of hardwork into your song writing and deliveries.

With the hype airforce1 has been enjoying on nairaland and His assurances to fans that He wouldn't disappoint them,I was expecting something better from him. All I can advice him to do,is to first and foremost,try to discover himself and find out what genre of music He is good at. This His "such a diva" song isn't it at all. That brings me back to a particular artiste who was hyped here some weeks back. The original poster even went as far as comparing him with Cannibus but when I listened up,song was quite wack. The dude can't even make the list of top 50 rappers in naija. Instead of people to tell him the truth,they kept typing "d.ope","drugz",etc.
I can't remember who the artiste is again but I'd say this: "only those who want you to succeed will tell you the truth". There's no point believing sycophants who praise you cos they don't want to bruise your ego. Whatever is worth doing,is worth doing well.

Finally,all I'd say is this: be open to criticisms,learn your art very well,work on your lyrics,carve a niche for yourself and be yourself. Don't try to copy what others are doing;be original.

I hope someday,nairaland would produce it's first music superstar.


Cc: lalasticlala,ishilove,airmark

CC; Jreyez

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THIS LIST IS JUST A COMMERCIAL CRAP!!! TELL T.I.N TO GET A LIFE!!!!!!
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I'm what comes next like after Alcohol throwing up! _Hench

You on that dead mosquitoe shît, you ain't got any buzz! _M.I

Anybody better than me? Raise your hands now/
I don't see no hands, so I guess I'm the best Hands down!/ _Boogey

Damn! This track is so dópe!!!!! Np: MI ft. Hench and Boogey_Ridiculous

kinglahkay:
Permanent
Just Input sharemoble.ro in your browser address box

Thanks bro.

mailmalc:
Sorry, been busy with weddings.
Sure! 24 hours deadline or less. 10 bars just however @Giyazz wants it. Haven't done this for long but shouldn't stress me. Sht! infact 12:00 noon deadline tomorrow, lets give Giyazz pressure. Hehe Limerick and the others can wait in line

Emaprince Take note, and hype the match too. This is frontpage material ya know?
Airmark stay alert please.

Emaprince:
you can't set the deadline by your self. He need to be online and agree on the actual date before I do anything.

Cc; Mailmalc

Mailmalc post some bars here make I know how far

kinglahkay:
Sir

How do you upload your audios on Sharemobile? And are the sharemobile download links temporal or permanent?

007Bruce:

*sign of the cross*

Emaprince:
oya where is Giyaz7? I hope he's not gonna run. He actually think he met another ofoka.
@Giyaz and mailmac, should I set this shiit up?

Cc
Ibime
Coogar
Kr0ne
Elymaxiimus
Mikuz
Etc etc

I am not scared of anyone. Word to Coogar!

Emaprince set it up. We post tomorrow by 8PM

Airforce1:
God of music

Man you tried. At least we can now wait for the album while listening to this. Congrats bro.

But honestly, listen to this guy with all your heart. This is the BEST post here, I repeat BEST POST here!!!!

icedbeatz:
nigga where dafuq are the rap songs?! *cocks gun* I mean some real hip hop shitt not the fukin trend shitt. Content makes jams evergreen.
.
professional advice : pull that audio down from that site or better upload what we call MUSIC to supersede this crap bro. let me start by typing fk ur producer the idiott just took money and pushed record button.
1. too much auto tune on your vocals which is so unprofessional.
2. on the scale of 1-10 your melody is on 3 bro you have a lot of work to do because the pleasing to ear is Melody.
3. you need voice training because your delivery here is so so poor.
4. the beat is wack been long I've come across such, beat selection is like a foundation to a building like a beat is to music, get ur niggs and fk that producer up.
5. lyrics ain't got quality, distinct content you should work on this or hire a song writer but better horn your skills on these things.
6. the final mix is not the best, I wonder the kinda sound card you guys used.
7. there's no SOUL in the song, do you know why we still bang 2pac, r. Kelly, Bob Marley?! they don't put just voices rather they put their SOUL in every word, melody, pitch on the song now that's music.
8. you were not near the zone at all, no charisma or control of your art. no confidence you sound scared or pressurized like someone said "voice this song and get the fk outta here before I shoot you ".
9. you have to know what you want, how you want it to sound and most importantly they producer you work with and the vibe in the studio, you were not feeling the song even as you were singing it.
10. the sequencing of the beat is shitty (fk the producer again), no charger, no gritty gent WTF. I can go on and on but let me stop here. I'm no hater I just want you to learn from this and work on your art, music is hardwork. surround yourself with good you and coming artistes and not some WACKASS artiste wannabes that's one of the reasons you uploaded this audio cos none of them told you the truth. believe me here's the ugly bitter truth but you can do very great cos you have these sonic effect in your voice that you can master and make yourself stand out, your desire, the reason and dedication will determine how good you can be. seems like ur first recording section relax it happens to the best even the great pied piper r. Kelly of today. keep hustling God de.
Change that stage name, don't patronise that producer he's no good at all. Airforce1

KingLahkay!

Airforce1!

mailmalc:
You know Boogey?

Maybe.
Accept my call out.

mailmalc:
you bagged o4ka who happened to be the clown of our time? he never got a real battle and got no ratings. How come you are adding that to your CV? Delete!

I call you out. 10 bars

dopeJemi:
Spill

I have a very close friend of mine who is contesting for this Mr.Nairaland. His name is Sosiqdude www.nairaland.com/sosiqdude

I just need you to help me support him by voting him whenever the competition kicks. I guess it's Monday.
I also need you to help tell your friends to vote him too. He's my man, that's why I'm his campaign manager, hence the reason I'm doing this.

Vote him bro, and spread the word. Alright?

dopeJemi:
I'm fine bro, you'll find me mostly in the sports section, Manchester United thread to be specific

Nice, I missed y'all tho. My click from the olden days. Chai

Meanwhile, I need you to do a favor for me though.

dopeJemi:
Do you have a boyfriend? no offence, just an innocent question

Sup bro? Been a long time.

VOTE SOSIQDUDE!!!!!!!!!



#TeamFineAndIntelligent

Emaprince:
walahi, I suspect kr0ne...haba!! Gladyys can't just change overnight like that. The build up alone murked and murdered the guy before the final uppercut.

I checked the last battle she had with Kinglahkay few weeks ago. And it's obvious it was Ghost-written.

Unless she sniffed an Ambrosia before scripting.

lagunna1:
audacity

http://audacityteam.org/download/

Bross, how do I download the app from the site?

I need this app like damn!