How market my pipu? Sori na aw una dey I wan ask jare. I no say ASUU nor rish 2 pull una down. E don tey way I say hi n as netwhore wink me 2day n break tinz u knw(I run comot 4 Malete com Ilorin ni) na him I say make I no dull, talk of say I fit no c anoda opo2nity, lecture tinz(10th wk) exam don near. Ehnnmm make una no vex say I dey talk tinz way fit cause make I chop shiko bt tins will get berra, my prayers r always wif u guys. Hop say una dey wella sha? Aw now self una go don tire unpack make cloth self receive breeze abi I lie? No wori oya make una go re-pack list go soon show face, oya make I tell una wen self, oya na afta Ileya. 2 all my muslim burodas on thread BARKA DE SALLAH in advance, abeg buy beta rope tie ur ram o make una no come giv excuse say d tin run cos me go chop meat o.

Yungmilio2: Please oooo: gleefreak, jeleel, raynoni, skmoda: hav nt since my matric ooo, hav did my reg for more dan a week nw and hav nt seen my name ooo::: am nt in town nw due to some stuuff:: my frnd help me checkd d CIT n my name nt dere: no mails yet::: pls any oone to help: dis my info :: jamb reg no: 37135811HE, MOHAMMED ABDULRAHMAN OLABANJI::: computer science ::: pleas God bless u guys tankxxxx

Wat r u still doin? U ought 2 av resumed cos lectures av commenced already n I must tell u its gon get rigorous in comin wks n wen coupled wif registration, its toll is gon tell on u. I'm guess u're yet 2 confirm ur payment, n wif dat u'd face lots of challenges so u nid 2 show up @ CIT 2 get relevant info as par ur case cos most of wat u'll get here r merely speculations. Guys av moved past matric no ish n already getin tins done wif course reg n all doe I've got a lil prob wif vat myself bt its no big deal cos its gon b rectified dis wkend n I can proceed on monday mawnin. U gotta get 2 skul as fast as possible bro, if its bin ur project dats holdin u bak all dis while, I'd suggest u pend it so u can get dis sorted out 1st den u can always go back 2 wrap tinz up wif vat ayt. Wish u all da best.

samluv04: Pls guys i wanna ask is hnd aspirant will also purchase d post utme form n wen is d likely date for d releasing of d post utme

Yeah, HND aspirants r 2 purchase d putme form wen its out n mind u, u must av registered ur bio-data @1st durin d HND registration dat ended July 31st, ur score in d putme rily determines ur admission so u're 2 prepare lyk d jambites 2. @kunlex445, dont peddler wrong info pls, vats y it is said dat candidates who didnt fill in their ND jamb reg no wont b considered 4 admission. All aspirants r required 2 do d putme exam.

Kwasu a blessing in disguise. Who could have thought I'd eventually like it here and fall in love with the school. You never can tell what you really can gain from a book by peeking at its cover only but you've just gotta read its content to get the mind of the author and bless God you did. I've just started going through the texts of this one and I must say I'm loving it already. My mentor once told me hardwork never kills and sure it doesnt. When you put all the hardwork into today. Success will chase you pants down tomorrow. GREATEST KWASITES!!!!(hop I got dis 1 right sha)

inuyasha01: Am highly intrested but i need to inform my dad after his arrival from work this evening. I would soon give you the feed back.

Owke bro, no p. I'd b expectin ur call. I dont mind talkin 2 ur dad if u want me 2. Take gud care of urself ayt

Wow, u guys r jst catchin as much fun as u cant ryt here. I'm sure tins wont av bin dis strenuous wif FUNAAB. I wont b facin so much difficulty gerrin a roomie. I even took d liberty of postin online vat I nided a roomie cos of d exorbitant house rent in malete. Tcheeeew...... I jst dont knw y Nigerians r so self centered chargin as much as 130k 4 jst a room self contain in Ilorin 4 dat mata. Doe my own apartment costs 75k n I'd still nid 2 get a few tins, so I nid dat roomie lyk hell so I can get @least lyk 30k back. I pray I do get 1 sha cos I jst tire 4 all dis kasala, guys put me 4 prayer o. Success is ours IJN.
#DONT STOP COUNTIN DOWN GUYS#

Hey guys, aws d registration goin? There was nofin much abt d whole orientation, d summary can b found on d skul website wen u click on d student registration n d rest is jst easy 2 4lo. Owke now, aws securin accommodation bin wit u guys? I must say I neva expected tins wuld b as costly as dis.House rent here is as expensive as gold. Pls I nid a God fearin roomie as I've goten accommodation jst by d skul gate n wuld luv som1 2 share d rent wif cos of its high price @ 75k. Its a room self contain actually, u can call 08039144196 if u're interested. May God bless us all n make us excel in our academic pursuits.

Dankylove: @Gleefreak.... long Time!
u shudnt be sad anymore,we all are 1 despite the different alma mater.
U well known u are always welcome to chip-in small of ur knowledge to enlighten Us in ur field of interest.

pls be sincere with this Question;
already u have started paying for Kwasu & if in 3weeks time u received a text msg from FUNAAB 4 Interview,what wil be ur first impression.be precise!

e.g if i'm the one,i cud smash my phone immediately

Hahahahaha!!!! Vats totally ridiculous. I jst cant stop lafin, smash my fone wen I already paid d skul fees? I dont tink I'd do vat. In 3wks tym, I shuld av bin receivin lectures n goten myself a lil bit acquinted wit lyf there. Come 2 fink of it, I wont b so suprised if I eventually get admited by FUNAAB 2 cos I expected it already since my 2nd skul of choice admited me. I wish dey can giv dat spot 2 som1 else who wants it more dan I do now, cant w8 2 start hearin testimonies here. My oga @d top(Mr Usuf) I'll miss u guys more @sanguine I c u o. Hop u self sabi ride scooter if u no fit side dat 1 den bicycle sure b dat.lolz, Habidab my oga tanks alot. I can c testimonies floodin dis thread in a month tym.

So many gud tinz 2 pick 4rm no dis 1daful thread. Its jst so painful I wont b skul mates wit u guys again. Inasmuch as I'm 1 of d family, it feels rada odd now wen I knw u guys will b in FUNAAB n I KWASU. Its all gud doe. Guys jst bliv it is settled both here on earth n in heaven, there's no stoppin y'all. Lots of hidden talents av bin discovered here, vats jst so gr8. Well as 4 me d journey begins, skul resumes on monday 12th wit 1wk registration n lectures commences on 19th. Missin u guys already. Luv y'all, pls Danky dont stop doin wat u're doin!!!!!!

Pls threaders, r we gon pay 4 d hand book as well as lab work immediately afta d skul fees or we'd av 2 w8 till wen registration commences. Pls I dont wanna b 2 4wrd n wont lyk d idea of havin 2 pay 2ce due 2 my ignorance. Pls dis question also applies 2 evry1 especially d staylites. Help out a dude. Thanks in anticipation, MCB 200L(fresher)

TopSpot:

Imo, Gtbank is the best. I have my sister transfer the money to my gt account and I made my payment flawlessly. I will advise you make your payment through gtbank. @Gleefrek, try and get the money in a weeks time if you can. but if you cant, please dont stress yourself. btw, are indigene or non?

I'm actually an indigene bt a DE candidate, thanks alot bro, I'm gon make d payment in d nu wk by God's grace

inuyasha01: Gleefreak125, have already made my payment.my name was on the first list and the third day after screening, i made my payment i can't risk my admission being forfeited God be with us all.

uhmnnn.... Congrats bro now ur admission is fully secured bt its not evrybdy who's bin admited av goten d money readily available. I jst dont knw y dey cant giv students d grace till resumption. I hop dey wont go ahead 2 replace names as threatened.

usuf.saeed:
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It's a great family we have established on this thread, every member are just lik kith and kin despite our distance apart. Here is not facebook that we can upload pictures, no one knows how others look like yet we hold on frienship ties as if we've once met. Gleefreak125! Your patin is painful, I felt a cold feet to say goodbye.... remember! if we are related we will still cross our path... wishing u the best academic excellence in ur new sch..
Sobbing...

Thanks alot sir, my hrt is definitely wif u guys here, I'd try c if I can fit in ova there n if I cant I jst wuld remain myself cos u guys r irreplaceable so I wont try replace u guys wif anoda family. I sure wuld continue 2 make u guys proud out here, make sure u also paint funaab white not red abeg(dis big family wuld make waves n break nu grounds I'm sure)

planetuzor:

Oya let the babes start 2 shed the tears like we use to watch in american films.. (Even if everybody shed tears that girl with stony heart no go shed ooo. Sanguine aby what's that her name. .
- Oya shed small tears to shame the devil ]





#bros, U have spoken well Nwanne.. Will sure miss u! I for send u kisses and hugs but the fear of Gay allegation is the beginning of wisdom.(14 years isn't joke oo)

U no lie bros me, I fear d harassment of those MIB(police) nor 2 talk of wen dem get somfin 2 hold against person bt oya chop knuckle wit tyt hand shake den(shoulder shovin self 4lo). Thanks alot man, sanguine na iron lady now bt I knw say she go dey sober 2 sha. I rily am gon miss d big family.

bodmas01: Pls how can I get 2 kwara poly from Lagos?

Wherever u're comin 4rm in lagos, jst get 2 Oshodi or Ojota, find d park there n board any bus goin 2 Ilorin. D final bus stop is usually general in front of Queen Elizabeth School(QES), u shuld den board a cab goin 2 post office(#50) n ask 4 where 2 board d poly bus(#50) or cab(#70) @post office or beta still u'll c drivers callin poly n tanke jst tell dem u're goin 2 poly, dey myt hike d price doe. I wish u Safe journey

Wow u guys av jst bin 1daful, I'm very gr8ful 4 all d concern. I've bin tinkin myself n yet 2 com 2 a final decision. Owke lemme jst giv u a bit of y it seemed so difficult.
I became so desperate 4 admission dat I had 2 opt 4 jamb as well as d DE. Doe I didnt perform excellently in my jamb bt I had enof 2 sit 4 both skuls' putme. I had 210, My 1st choice UI(physiotherapy) is d forerunner of ASUU n yet 2 call 4 her putme bt my 2nd choice unilorin(MCB), I had 64% which I fink is fair enof 2 fetch vat very course bt my papa no b d VC now, I'm jst SANGUINE(I luv dis word lyk mad,d girl self 4lo,oga danky no vex its platonic). Back 2 d story, I guess u knw by now d skuls I chose 4 my DE. Now my 2nd choice has offered me admission n I'm confused. Rememba all oda skuls r federal institutions except Kwasu dat's offered me admission. D tuition fees is 110k while accommodation is around 70k-120k excludin oda expenses. Pls, dont castigate me 4 dis, I knw abt all dis(moni issue) b4 now I neva jst considered any possibility ASUU myt strike if not, I'd av ad oda options in funaab n UI cos unilorin wuld release her list very soon bt I dont fink I leave MCB 200L 4 MCB 100L even wif d moni ish, vat 1yr cant b bought. I wuld rada funaab 2 Kwasu doe bt I dont fink I've got much choice as I've heard u guys views. Kwasu's got lot of advantages even wit its outrageous tuition, dey dont go on strike n their academic calendar is structured in such a way vat it can accommodate 2 sessions in a yr(dey run their program wit d speed of light). I fink u guys av help wit makin a decision here already so I'm gon stall a lil bit 2 c wat nxtwk holds b4 I proceed 2 pay d tuition. Wit vat I wont av exceeded d 1wk grace n I'd still b gud 2 go. Its jst gon b painful if I eventually get admited in funaab, I'm gon miss u guys so much cos u're all 2ru friends 2 me. Pls n pls guys, no amount we spend on our education is 2 much or a waste, get ur HND form 2 av a plan B, somfin 2 fall bak on if situation bcoms worse(its not my prayer doe). I wanna thank u all 4 d luv n care n I pray d Almighty grant ur wishes(admission most paramount). I'm still ur boi, friend n funaab family GLEEFREAK125, I LUV U ALL.
#LET D COUNTDOWN CONTINUE AS ALWAYS# *I feel lyk cryin*

Dankylove: @Gleefreak125......its A While Now bros.
Na U ooh!
ur Chick Full pass ours!
Alternative Guarantee!

Be Logical!
Ur Hand no Double.

Dan
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Haaaaaaa!!! My oga I hail o. Na ur boi dey here so. It was actually antispambot cos dat robot doesnt lyk me much n I cant kip borrowin pple's acct u knw so I gotta b patient wif d tin. Now dat I'm back I hop it doesnt bring its beef 4 me cos Imma dat it raw n puke it ryt on its face(anti shey u dey hear cos I dey vex gan). 4 dose who r yet 2 get their HND form well, I'd urge u guys 2 do vat cos dis tug of war btw our ogas dem e get as e b o. Dont wori Imma tell u guys my lil story n u'll c y u nid 2 get vat form asap. I hail u oga danky 1ce again, abeg where's oga rkarang abi na only me dey miss am?

Walexz02: Hi Glee! You are welcomed back. Make your decisions wisely... You never gist us about your interview...
@Dan, buying HND form have become a neccessity for some of us... I pray i wouldn't be forced to pay acceptance fee before funaab's admission list will be out. *Sighs*

Yes bawz,thanks alot. D interview was a very simple 1 doe I was finkin it was gon b filled wif lots of razmattaz since it was a state skul n their exorbitant fees bt nah!!! I didnt get all vat. Anyways u knw its all abt d pay wif dis skuls, I've bin cleared 2 go ahead wif payment within a wk else d admission wuld b forfeited. There's d big blow cos I'm still finkin abt my chances wif oda skuls I chose especially funaab. I'm still gon tell u guys more so u can help me wif makin a lyf tym decision as u av helped out in d past. Mind u I trust ur judgements, yeah, I mean u all wont lead me astray.

yetunde01: 10ks. It's as if no one had gone 4d screening on dis thread,wats happening?

Hey sori dear, I've actually bin screened since monday bt I was banned by antispambot so all I culd do on d thread was watch bt culdnt post. Topspot has answered u wit all requirements doe. Pls wat certificate did u used 4 ur application dat u were given agric&vet medicine?

Pls has any1 made payment n pls aw 2ru is dis 1wk ultimatum of a tin cos moni is not easy 2 come by dis days. Wuld names 2ruly b replaced if d payment isnt made within vat stipulated period? Skmoda, jeleel n odas who knw abt dis help answer dis pls. I did my screenin on monday.

Many gud comments since I've bin long gone I jst cant quote dem all. Kudos 2 y'all startin 4rm d season film of our oga @d top, 2 d various posts of d thread comptroller(if u not bin given vat) una knw who I mean now, down 2 d intelligent n funny posts of dear sanguine(iron lady of d thread), 4reigninqueen(lady CSO), walexy,tamax(no tink am o my sis na small girl),p-creations,deleabiodun,rkarang's run off 2(I guess he's jst busy), kennyginger(u seem nu bt thanks 4 d ASUU update) n pls if I've not mentioned ur name it doesnt mean u aint part of d family it jst dat ma ba3 is low 2 write all names, una welli welli done o. I knw u're all concerned abt ASUU as I am 2, I jst pray it all gets sorted out as soon as possible. HAPPY NU MONTH 2 Y'ALL. I'm gon nid u guess 2 make a decision. I'll let y'all knw very soon
#STILL ON THAT VERY COUNTDOWN#

Tajudeen40: The amount the skul is charging i dont think i can afford it just unfortunate that am so poor that i cant afford education despite all my intelegency ...let me say thank you for giving me admission but again sorry i wount be able to pay 150 thousand as a poor labourer ,i wil try somewhere else where i can afford.... Tajudeen abdulraheem akawo your admission will be forfeited due to lack of money am still crying but then i have no option as skuls is made for the rich in nigeria ....

I undastand ur plight brova n I'm so sori 2 hear vat. U made som silly mistake urself doe I dont wanna sound judgemental. U neva acquinted urself wif enof info b4 choosin d skul as ur 1st n 2nd institution of choice, cos if u did u'd av considered d fees n mayb sort 4 help elsewhere i.e makin som oda affordable skul part of ur plan. Dis particular slot of urs pple wuld die 4, u renouncin dis admission already is not a sign of thanksgivin 2 God. I'm cock sure u've got pple around u who'd b hapi 2 giv u som token jst 2 support ur academic pursuits on breakin d gud nuz 2 dem n if u dont neva despair if u 2ruly want dis, God is miraculous, He can turn situations around 4 dose vat bliv. I must tell u its not evry1 whose name is on dat admission list dats goten d tuition, som av got no dime bt jst bliv dis can open doors of gr8nes n immense opportunities. Well, wat am I 2ruly drivin @? My point is u shuld try ur best n go 4 d screenin 1st, den remain fervent in prayers n I promise u'd still b here 2 share gud testimonies of aw d HELPER OF D HELPLESS stood 4 u. All d best brova, I still use dis medium 2 congratulate all admited candidates n success 2 dose still expectant of their names, may d Almighty bless ur hrt desires.

Deleabiodun:

Congrats to my able brova from same institution... GOD WILL CROWN OUR EFFORTS @ FUNAAB ( Prayer not excluding all aspirants ooo IJN).

Regards!
HERO.

Ma brova 4rm d same alma mata, I thank u so much o. I still c us doin same in Funaab. We all shall celebrate unda dat tent suggested by our able oga @d top(Mr usuf.saeed)

Lake04side: Lngest tym bt see.do u mind ur name been d first on d admision list or d last on d list or been admited on d 1st batch or d suplementary list.b tru

Lolz, lake04side, u funny small o, I'm sure no1 wuld mind where their name falls on d list even if its d last on d supplementary list bt its actually d 3rd batch admission list containin d 1st batch DE candidates n ma name its kinda lyk d 2nd or 3rd 4 dose admited 4 microbiology

usuf.saeed:

Accept my congratulation as others felicitate with you I join to do to. More success ahead.

My biggest bawz, thank u very much sir. I say a big amen 2 d prayer n may all our heart desires come 2 pass

rkarang:
I thought 100k for indigenes but 200k for non-indigenes.

Eeyyaa, my bawz, U knw I'm nu wif dis Kwasu stuff I tot u were talkin abt my former alma mata(kwarapoly). Kwasu's skul fees is quite on d high, its around vat 100k 4 freshers 110k 4 staylites (indigenes) n 200k 4 freshers n 210k 4 staylites(non indigenes)

Kudos 2 evry1 on d thread u're rily doin a gud job. Pls does any1 knw wat their putme luks lyk. What wuld b d combination of d exam 4 a psychology aspirant or will it jst b general paper i.e eng, maths, current affairs etc?

rkarang:
Oh, what a great institution!

I thought FUNAAB and UNILORIN were the only public universities that run fast academic calendar over other public universities in Nigeria before. Ya sch is kinda fast but the fees is not that friendly especially to non-indigenes.


Glee....the Campus Genius!

OMG!!!!! Ma oga wan rope mi finish o, I b small pin inside river o, genius ke?? (bt I use style claim am sha) its our oga @d top(thread initiator) who is d real genius here, he taught me physics b4 his graduation n I tell u, he teaches physics wit style(I hail u sir).
Yeah, abt d skul academic calender, it is quite fast doe abt 1month or so behind FUNAAB & UNILORIN cos dey're currently writin their 2nd semester exams. Pertainin 2 d skul fees, d indigene factor plays a vital role doe its still affordable wen compared 2 some oda institutions, yet u'll still c som non indigenes claimin kwara state(sharp guy tinz). There was actually 1 Omosogbon claim 2 b 4rm Omuaran*u go fear edo portin now* jst 2 pay less. D fees is still around 30k-45k @least dey try sha.

jeleel1987:
The school fees is being paid per session

Can d fees b said in halves i.e per semester? Cos d aws palava tire person o.

Skmoda-360:

Na to just complain n they will rectify it

Thanks man, its actually bin rectified witout no complaint.

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U're a winner man, thank God, it is settled bt y w8 till monday wen u av 2mao(friday), its all gud doe