BLACKSNIP: Pls Nairalanders, kindly help me with the names of the VCs and Rectors of both Institution from 2006 till date. Thanks

Judee99: my school (laspotech) HND form iz out... i pray God Funaab do somfin quick oh..... @gleefreak...shekowale?

rkarang:
Hello my dear humble brother, where did u bag ya ND?

Dankylove: @Gleefreak125...As a Person i truly Respect & Rejoice wt U. sorry for having belated but i was non-chalant because you Veer is on FUNAAB.
I entrench You to be Modest & Logical!

#hip hip hip Hurray#
I cover ur Testimony wt the Blood of Jesus!
So shall we ALL in this Thread be Conferred wt Funaab as our Alma Mater ijn

bidey4real: Wao! CONGRATULATIONS O!!! Ire akari gbogbo wa o...... Abeg help me grt afonja ile-ilorin and buy me wara come.... If odas go agree say make u use sponch and soap baf am,na wara me i go take. @sanguine,abeg no 4get d guguru o...... Chei! Like seriously...bidey,u 2 dey like fud. Lol....

HABRUZZY: congrat bruv wish ya all d best

rkarang:
CONGRATULATIONS on your admission breakthrough brother!!! Wishing u success in all ya endeavors!

Isaolamide: I tak tym 2 read wat one guy postd as an early mariage buh i jez de luk asif i dnt c hm...
Islam support early marriage but you can't c0nsumate the marriage until the girl is physically and mentally matured when her consent will be sought as to if she is interested in the union or not. If she's not, she must not be forced to marry that person. Clear??
She [Stella Damasus]was justspeaking with emotions. No one is forcing her to give herdaughters out in marriage at under age. Most of these people are not honestly against this act, it's obviously due to the end it came from. No one rose whenthe Senate legalised that 'STRANGERS' can come to our country to practise GAY AND LESBANISM but we can't join them practise it. No one stood against this law then! Is gay and lesbianism not mischevious acts? Even whatshe blabed out and grumbled is falsehood. Go on the Net, you'll see the real thing the senates AMENDED. Its not ABOUT CHILD MARRIAGE. Nigerians prefer their children being defiled than given them out in marriage, early. You can attest to that, sex before marriage! Even insome cases, they'd have 'grown beyond' marriage age before they want to marry! They value Western Education than anything using their lives as a Child play!
But right from time, we[muslims] have had our toes being stepped on by mediocre and sentimental christians. If you'll recall, the lagos hijab saga just passed.They passed sentiments and were not objective then too!
Should we say because Schools are not religious places, then, offend our Lord, Creator? If you don't put God first in anything you do, leave we that do!
To futher support my points, even these days when what Muslims request is found in the bible, Christians still won't follow it because of thisBLATANT HATRED they have for Muslims. This you'll noticeduring the time Muslims wanted to 'invent' the Islamic banking, Christians across the nation stood against this,claiming that we Muslims wantto use it to 'islamise' the Nation even though the bible states categorically that we must nt take Usury[interest]on money we borrow people. Now, we have Christians as partners of Jaiz bank, seen the value or tired of paying outrageous interests?
Brethren, another one out of THE COUNTLESS POINTS where Muslims are CHEATED is the Shariah [sure, you'd have heard about it]. No Christian will support it because of what they, Apologists and Antagonists, have told them. This week alone, I've read about SIX RAPE INCIDENCE, one of whichis a father-to-daughter defilement, no one shouted about this. Tell me, if a man knows that if he should havecarnal knowledge of someonehe's not legitimate to, he'll bestoned to death, will he do such evil act? This is what Muslims preach, what God almighty has set as living condition for human beings, for he's aware that we'll be tempted to do evils. So, he set aside these laws.
The level of theft and armed robbery would have reduced to bearest minimum if for every man caught, he is denied his own organ for holding things [cut his hand], others would be afraid of doing the same but alas, Christians hate Shariah. Rapeoccur mostly among Christians, not to abuse the religion though, because some practise 1-man-1-wife which their sexual urges surpass. This set, when not satisfied with what they get from their legitimate wives, they result to fornication. Catholic Churches is another ish, practising Cellibacy- not getting married! This is not so in Islam, you can marry asmuch as 4 wives as long as YOU WOULD CATER FOR THEIRNEEDS, not because the religion is for pedophiles but because naturally, women are more than men and sexual urge defer among men. This is the beauty of Islam and at the same time, the hatred Christians have for Muslims. Good night brethren!
Did you take time to read the article?
So, search for the truth yourself and not allow someone to just come frm nowhere and cook up lies foryou. For in truthfulness and sincerity lies Human salvationand eternal life. Yours, TF!

Yungmilio2: Congrats to does on the 3rd Batch List::::::::
Big Congrats::
Wat u re to submit on d screening exercise day
Print out D screening form n fill it
Ur O'level result, Kwasu postutme result, indigene form for Kwarans, photocopy n Original
Dats all
And for DE: u might b ask for ur ND Result(Sure)
And u guys hav only one week to pay ur skul fees after u hav been clearedddd
Ooooo just one week
Go start hustlin ur ego/owo/kudi/cheddas right nw
And note house cost gonnnnnnnnnnnnnn
70k,80k,95k,100,120k selfcontain:: buh d house makbbrain, I neva get ego to collect for nw sha

Walexz02: @Gleefreak, my guy I follow u rejoice o! We shall all share our testimony of been admited here too.
...seriously, I think getting HND form for myself is just a waste of money but I have to, since ASSU have sworn to continue striking like thunder till God knows when.

Tamax:
i apy for u ooo... bye bye,, Greet dem for kwara state And do omo jeje ooo

Sanguine:

Yaaayy!!! *dancing in igbo* that's great news Bro. Congrats!!
That's just a tip of the Iceberg. It's been a long time coming. But Masscom That's sure gon' be rectified!

Wishing you Journey mercies...
CH£€R$§!!!

Known_pal: Am Really worried about accommodation of the students, electricity, water suply, internet browsing [Free WIFI ?]. Someone enlighten me please.

flaive: Thanks alot

tollanny: Finally find ma name...happy for u guys as wel...c u guys on friday

Quest IQ:
Kwasu third list out & my name is among the DE students. To God be the glory. Bt hw can I a MASCOM student be given Geology. On what basis now
I also want to say to all nairalander that since after the exam I did not call anybody or hav anybody in KWASU, but I trust God fully for my admission this year and HE did it

tollanny: Kwasu 3rd batch is out go chck urs

Deleabiodun:


Honestly it's been very long i've visited 2go and that made me forgort my PW but i''ll surely add u when am back on track.

Deleabiodun:

*Giving him a helping hand* the thread CSO must not leave, who will guide the thread if such should happen?

planetuzor: Fun Time...

One Sunday an armed
robbery gang entered a
church and ordered the
ushers to close every
window and doors as well.
They
told the congregation they
were going to kill everyone
but in
alphabetical order. They then
approached the REV and
asked
what's your name?
REV: Zackariah Zmith.
Then approached the
Pianist,what's your name?
PIANIST: Zemmanuel
Zwilliams.
The pianist out of fear
pointed@the deacon and
said his name is
Abraham Anane.
DEACON: He's a liar, my name
is Zabraham Zanane.
•What will be your name if
you were in the church?
Let me guess for you
Zrkang
Ztamax
Zsanguine (if further question you will tell them
the Z is silent)
A.walex
Bidey4reel
Codedhemcy
AAA.Gleak
Habidab
Hezbruzzy
Dankyluv
A.usuf.Saed
4reigningqueen (God help u they don't change their mind2strt with numeric number)
AAkenny


#Elephant Voice

planetuzor: Fun Time...

One Sunday an armed
robbery gang entered a
church and ordered the
ushers to close every
window and doors as well.
They
told the congregation they
were going to kill everyone
but in
alphabetical order. They then
approached the REV and
asked
what's your name?
REV: Zackariah Zmith.
Then approached the
Pianist,what's your name?
PIANIST: Zemmanuel
Zwilliams.
The pianist out of fear
pointed@the deacon and
said his name is
Abraham Anane.
DEACON: He's a liar, my name
is Zabraham Zanane.
•What will be your name if
you were in the church?
Let me guess for you
Zrkang
Ztamax
Zsanguine (if further question you will tell them
the Z is silent)
A.walex
Bidey4reel
Codedhemcy
AAA.Gleak
Habidab
Hezbruzzy
Dankyluv
A.usuf.Saed
4reigningqueen (God help u they don't change their mind2strt with numeric number)
AAkenny


#Elephant Voice

4reigningqueen: Viewing this topic: Walexz02, Kennysazzy
(m), P-CREATIONS2013(m), Sanguine(f),
rkarang, 4reigningqueen


Jesus! Only 2 ladies and 3 guys on this thread!
***runs out of thread***

Ukalsman: Pls @ all, has kwara state polytechnic started selling HND form. If yes, wen is d sells of form closing?

4reigningqueen:

sometimes silence brings about a cause for worry.
Abi rapture don happen ni?

Deleabiodun:


Thanks for standing in gap for Kp on this bro. Am also a kwarapolite seeking DE to Funaab. It's nice meeting you here.

Sanguine:

Gleefleak You didn' seem to get Walex's point.
He meant there should be one or two persons on here who GOT admission through Direct Entry. One or two persons to share one or two experiences as to what happened during their time...what's this thing they say abou' learning from other people's experiences...

We're all gonna make it by HIS grace...

TopSpot: please i have a different name on my birth certificate and the name i use now. Hope they will not reject it

Harpheez50: pls how much is dere skul fees,need reply