₦airaland Forum

Karlovich:
Destroy him and his tax-loving criminal colleagues that don't mean well for the people

So God will simply obey you and do your bidding?

So shallow

Karlovich:
Condolences to the Adichie family, may God continue to punish Yekini Amoda immensely.

Some of you talk as if God is at your beck and call.

So, what do you expect God to do with this your prayer or curse?

anonimi:
Does the private business exist in a vacuum isolated from the Nigerian environment

You’re not making any sense

Are you the one that basically secures the ATMs of banks or fuel dispensing equipments of petrol stations?

Some of you have a way of horribly twisting simple issues beyond recognition so as just to infuse negativity into it

This also applies to all the state governors who are actually supposed to provide primary health centres

Though his criticism is good, how many of such did he build or buy in Anambra?

anonimi:
There is a lot to mark in his words of positive thinking and holistic approach to sustainability.

If we are the leaders in out of school children and extreme poverty then how do we maintain the imported equipment

I don't understand

Who are the "we" to maintain the imported equipment by a private business?

hatchy:
This will not last, no be Nigeria again?

Nigerians will make AA Rano regret bringing this innovative initiative that has existed in advance countries to Nigeria. They will device a way to bypass the system and cheat the business.

Mark my words.

Negative thinking

There's nothing to mark in your words

DomPerignon:
in the coming months you will see how foolishness is Obi and his obidunces.

They are already causing ruckus in ADC and I doubt the party will have the tolerance to keep him caged till the primaries which will see him not able to cross carpet once he contests their primaries.

Giringoi that even demanded that instead of primaries involving party delegates that the whole contest should be done online and thrown to the wider public so his obidunces can vote him as if it is a BigBrother eviction contest?

Online party primaries?

E be like say this online thing don distort their brains o

DomPerignon:
Now that reality has hit him hard that he must contest the primaries in ADC and with Atiku ruling him out as a running mate VP candidate, Giringori has opted for Plan B and Plan C.

Plan B is ditching the ADC a few weeks to their primaries and jumping to Zenith Party just as he did with LP when he found out there was no more zoning arrangement in PDP and Atiku was no longer having him as his running mate.

Plan C is if Zenith plays a fast one on him at the very last minute and declare that all candidates must submit themselves for their primaries.

Giringori has a phobia of contesting party tickets . He has never in his disastrous political career ever contested for the ticket of any platform including APGA that brought him to the limelight.

Plan C involves Obi deputising Datti as his running mate if Datti clinches the LP ticket.

Such a shameless and desperate character this Giringori is.

Spit!

Ah
Why would he ever consider being a VP candidate to his former VP candidate?

Could it be because it's apparent to him that he won't get the VP slot again because the man who picked him in 2023 might himself become another person's VP candidate?

pointblank247:
with this mentality you may already be carrying double portions of HIV and other medemede

You’re right. That’s why he should use condoms or get a stable relationship or totally abstain

ShalliFvckMe:
It is very simple.

I cannot spend 30k and you expect me not to enjoy raw to my fullest satisfaction.

It is better I spend 500 naira on MTN 1gb data
And go to Xvideoes and finish myself

Than to spend 30k and still put on CD wey you no fit enjoy or feel the pussy. Na trash

But why would you be doing raw with random girls? Doesn’t that expose you to many risks?

ShalliFvckMe:
Imagine a girl telling me sex with her will cost me 30k and I must put on condom.


I told her if I must pay 30k I must chop it fully

Imagine you buy sweet for 40k.
Come dey lick am with the sweet wrapper

I block the mgbeke. Imagine the audacity

It's why abstinence makes sense

Many of those runs girls don't see sex with condoms as real sex. Many men also query why they need to pay so much for sex with condoms

ClassicEvilSpir:
Chai, and I have girlfriends that give me sex anytime anywhere, and I hardly spend on them. I got to appreciate them more mehn. see what guys are going through. 30k is close to minimum wage, yet men dey spend am on close to 1 hour pleasure.

Not only that
They will still get a room and pay for refreshments

SlavaUkraini:
I see Atiku Abubakar not contesting the ADC Presidential Ticket and throwing his weight behind Peter Obi....

Reason being that, it is still the turn of the South to Rule.

So, if you’re saying that it’s the turn of the south, which one is better for the North: another 4 years of Tinubu or another 8 years by another southerner?

yarimo:
Kwankwaso keep quiet, when you defect from PDP to APC in 2014 did you resign as Kano state governor at that time?

Chai, this is a very good question

Anyone who is in politics or public service should also strive to do good always because the “evil” you do today may literally haunt you tomorrow.

alanto:
EU ko, UN ni.
Didirin ndi robo

UN is also there and have endorsed him

UN means Umuahia Nation

tommysparks:
Atleast the picture at the end shows him rolling something on white paper, must have finished the first one before making that statement

That’s a pen. Not paper

Jrevelation:
Why is it Muslim-Muslim ticket that is implementing the tax law in Nigeria so now to remain as Christian I must pay tax to avoid been Islamise

This is the logic

If you want to convert to islam then pay tax or be killed is as simple as that

Are you sure you don’t need help?

brain54:
And you think I don't know this...?

Have you heard of sarcasm before? You would need it to understand some of my comments because I like to use it alot!

I can only laugh this off

Give what you wrote (especially the first two paragraphs) to a random, bright and unbiased person to see if it showed whether you knew the difference or not.

brain54:
Which one is appetite again...

Is it eating competition? If he doesn't have any serious injuries that prevents him from fighting which one is appetite there?

It may only take him a while to get over the physiological effects.

When I had an accident on kano road while heading back to Jos it took me a couple of months to start driving again because of the physiological effects.


But I don't even see how any such trauma can affect his boxing career since it's not connected.


I could continue and do every of my other daily routines and activities I just had the fear to drive until I gradually adjusted.




AJ would bounce back if he wants!

The appetite here is not about food or eating. It's psychological and has to do with mental health

It's similar to the same thing you're talking about regarding your own experience

Kalulu44:
Why did you now spoil the post with Nigeria is the best country in the world

Its part of patriotism to love your country. Note that LOVE is an emotion.

It doesn't mean that the country is perfect

Its like saying that your wife or mother is the best in the world

tarboshi:
"Nigeria is the BEST Country in the World". . This one na Amala statistics according to Wike.

Does anyone mention statistics when you say that your father or mother is the best in the world?

So, he's not wrong if he says that Nigeria is the best country in the world

Open your inner eyes and see 👀

SeverusSnape:
Nigeria, A cursed "disgraced" country.
See them calling nigeria the best country in the world
Emergency lovers of Nigeria because one brain dead person is their president. Shame...

Leave the cursed disgraced country alone nah

Exceed15:
Mumu comment. Accident can happen anywhere, anytime

You dey mind them? Which airport is even in Sagamu for the jet to land?

ozo13:
Tor I was trying to check again to see where he actually mock Joshua.
I was in that route last month traveling back to kogi state from Lag.the road make sense.most of our drivers are so reckless when on the high way. Most of them overtake anyhow and also do not obey traffic rules.may God Almighty console their love ones.

You have hit the nail on the head

Most Nigerian drivers are reckless

Originalsly:
No doubt ... fat people heart be under stress and the he heart can only take so much. Some people the fatness is in their genes ... the same way some people are skinny for life regardless of what or how much they eat. I would not jump to the conclusion that she is big because she eats a lot. Mayb sh doesn't.Who knows? ...mwyb sh to the COVID shot ... which be taking out many. I'm looking at her face and wondering if that amount of bleaching was worth it and definitely had to put her kidneys under stress. May the big people take this as a reminder that they need to pay attention to their health.

What’s your thinking about theirs COVID shots? I’ve also been thinking about it

meobizy:
Waiting for confirmation.

I don’t understand. Somebody her size died of a heart attack and Nairaland boys are puzzled. How many fat eighty year olds have you seen? I know I’ve seen only one. He’s likely dead today.

Fat people have weak hearts. The hearts are always under stress. They don’t care anyway, they eat like pigs. One day the heart tires and decides to rest. We all know the outcome of such a decision.

What you’ve said is the bitter truth which many don’t like to say

Many fat people have also normalised being fat with things like body positivity and the ‘I love food’ nonsense

Or the ‘I have big bones’ gang. Meanwhile, how many fat footballers have they seen!

MrCork:
...are u single?....and are u lightskin??

Go and take your drugs

Double0h7:
If you’re looking for sense, you’re on the wrong thread 😂

Looks like they’re all mad

lilsmart:
I have received your field report and, while i appreciate the enthusiasm but i must address several points

1. Regarding the 5% Statistic: My fact-checkers (a pigeon and a very skeptical barista) found this data unconventional.
It seems your survey was conducted entirely in Lagos traffic jam while listening to geh geh .

2. The Olosho Official Designation i contacted the Ministry of Silly Classifications. They denied any such category, but did confirm the existence of “People Who Will open leg for Your Last Shawarma A much more serious epidemic.

3. The Married Women Proposition Sir, this is not a “hack.” This is how you star in a Nollywood film titled “The Day Trouble Came With a Poster” or “How I Met Your Mother
Claiming they “will never cheat” is like saying a lion “will never bite” because it’s already eating a different zebra.

Note: The loyalty is to the meal ticket, not the_________

In conclusion:
We recommend you recalibrate your dating strategy using units other than naira. Perhaps try “common decency, “mutual respect,” or even “a genuine conversation that doesn’t sound like a procurement plan.”

Wait, are you okay?

SpencerForbes:
So she won’t cheat on you, but she’s literally cheating on her husband to be with you? 🤣 That’s easily the joke of the decade. Looking at your math, which one actually makes more sense: the woman you spend 20k on to date, or the one costing you 100k just to show up at a hotel?

Forget that person and don't waste your time

He's obviously skipping his medications

AqualinaXYZ:
Akpabio go beg Natasha ooo



Too many spiritual attacks

So, who caused this one in 2015?

https://guardian.ng/news/akpabio-escapes-death-in-serious-road-accident/