₦airaland Forum

ShalliFvckMe:
It is very simple.

I cannot spend 30k and you expect me not to enjoy raw to my fullest satisfaction.

It is better I spend 500 naira on MTN 1gb data
And go to Xvideoes and finish myself

Than to spend 30k and still put on CD wey you no fit enjoy or feel the pussy. Na trash

But why would you be doing raw with random girls? Doesn’t that expose you to many risks?

ShalliFvckMe:
Imagine a girl telling me sex with her will cost me 30k and I must put on condom.


I told her if I must pay 30k I must chop it fully

Imagine you buy sweet for 40k.
Come dey lick am with the sweet wrapper

I block the mgbeke. Imagine the audacity

It's why abstinence makes sense

Many of those runs girls don't see sex with condoms as real sex. Many men also query why they need to pay so much for sex with condoms

ClassicEvilSpir:
Chai, and I have girlfriends that give me sex anytime anywhere, and I hardly spend on them. I got to appreciate them more mehn. see what guys are going through. 30k is close to minimum wage, yet men dey spend am on close to 1 hour pleasure.

Not only that
They will still get a room and pay for refreshments

SlavaUkraini:
I see Atiku Abubakar not contesting the ADC Presidential Ticket and throwing his weight behind Peter Obi....

Reason being that, it is still the turn of the South to Rule.

So, if you’re saying that it’s the turn of the south, which one is better for the North: another 4 years of Tinubu or another 8 years by another southerner?

yarimo:
Kwankwaso keep quiet, when you defect from PDP to APC in 2014 did you resign as Kano state governor at that time?

Chai, this is a very good question

Anyone who is in politics or public service should also strive to do good always because the “evil” you do today may literally haunt you tomorrow.

alanto:
EU ko, UN ni.
Didirin ndi robo

UN is also there and have endorsed him

UN means Umuahia Nation

tommysparks:
Atleast the picture at the end shows him rolling something on white paper, must have finished the first one before making that statement

That’s a pen. Not paper

Jrevelation:
Why is it Muslim-Muslim ticket that is implementing the tax law in Nigeria so now to remain as Christian I must pay tax to avoid been Islamise

This is the logic

If you want to convert to islam then pay tax or be killed is as simple as that

Are you sure you don’t need help?

brain54:
And you think I don't know this...?

Have you heard of sarcasm before? You would need it to understand some of my comments because I like to use it alot!

I can only laugh this off

Give what you wrote (especially the first two paragraphs) to a random, bright and unbiased person to see if it showed whether you knew the difference or not.

brain54:
Which one is appetite again...

Is it eating competition? If he doesn't have any serious injuries that prevents him from fighting which one is appetite there?

It may only take him a while to get over the physiological effects.

When I had an accident on kano road while heading back to Jos it took me a couple of months to start driving again because of the physiological effects.


But I don't even see how any such trauma can affect his boxing career since it's not connected.


I could continue and do every of my other daily routines and activities I just had the fear to drive until I gradually adjusted.




AJ would bounce back if he wants!

The appetite here is not about food or eating. It's psychological and has to do with mental health

It's similar to the same thing you're talking about regarding your own experience

Kalulu44:
Why did you now spoil the post with Nigeria is the best country in the world

Its part of patriotism to love your country. Note that LOVE is an emotion.

It doesn't mean that the country is perfect

Its like saying that your wife or mother is the best in the world

tarboshi:
"Nigeria is the BEST Country in the World". . This one na Amala statistics according to Wike.

Does anyone mention statistics when you say that your father or mother is the best in the world?

So, he's not wrong if he says that Nigeria is the best country in the world

Open your inner eyes and see 👀

SeverusSnape:
Nigeria, A cursed "disgraced" country.
See them calling nigeria the best country in the world
Emergency lovers of Nigeria because one brain dead person is their president. Shame...

Leave the cursed disgraced country alone nah

Exceed15:
Mumu comment. Accident can happen anywhere, anytime

You dey mind them? Which airport is even in Sagamu for the jet to land?

ozo13:
Tor I was trying to check again to see where he actually mock Joshua.
I was in that route last month traveling back to kogi state from Lag.the road make sense.most of our drivers are so reckless when on the high way. Most of them overtake anyhow and also do not obey traffic rules.may God Almighty console their love ones.

You have hit the nail on the head

Most Nigerian drivers are reckless

Originalsly:
No doubt ... fat people heart be under stress and the he heart can only take so much. Some people the fatness is in their genes ... the same way some people are skinny for life regardless of what or how much they eat. I would not jump to the conclusion that she is big because she eats a lot. Mayb sh doesn't.Who knows? ...mwyb sh to the COVID shot ... which be taking out many. I'm looking at her face and wondering if that amount of bleaching was worth it and definitely had to put her kidneys under stress. May the big people take this as a reminder that they need to pay attention to their health.

What’s your thinking about theirs COVID shots? I’ve also been thinking about it

meobizy:
Waiting for confirmation.

I don’t understand. Somebody her size died of a heart attack and Nairaland boys are puzzled. How many fat eighty year olds have you seen? I know I’ve seen only one. He’s likely dead today.

Fat people have weak hearts. The hearts are always under stress. They don’t care anyway, they eat like pigs. One day the heart tires and decides to rest. We all know the outcome of such a decision.

What you’ve said is the bitter truth which many don’t like to say

Many fat people have also normalised being fat with things like body positivity and the ‘I love food’ nonsense

Or the ‘I have big bones’ gang. Meanwhile, how many fat footballers have they seen!

MrCork:
...are u single?....and are u lightskin??

Go and take your drugs

Double0h7:
If you’re looking for sense, you’re on the wrong thread 😂

Looks like they’re all mad

lilsmart:
I have received your field report and, while i appreciate the enthusiasm but i must address several points

1. Regarding the 5% Statistic: My fact-checkers (a pigeon and a very skeptical barista) found this data unconventional.
It seems your survey was conducted entirely in Lagos traffic jam while listening to geh geh .

2. The Olosho Official Designation i contacted the Ministry of Silly Classifications. They denied any such category, but did confirm the existence of “People Who Will open leg for Your Last Shawarma A much more serious epidemic.

3. The Married Women Proposition Sir, this is not a “hack.” This is how you star in a Nollywood film titled “The Day Trouble Came With a Poster” or “How I Met Your Mother
Claiming they “will never cheat” is like saying a lion “will never bite” because it’s already eating a different zebra.

Note: The loyalty is to the meal ticket, not the_________

In conclusion:
We recommend you recalibrate your dating strategy using units other than naira. Perhaps try “common decency, “mutual respect,” or even “a genuine conversation that doesn’t sound like a procurement plan.”

Wait, are you okay?

SpencerForbes:
So she won’t cheat on you, but she’s literally cheating on her husband to be with you? 🤣 That’s easily the joke of the decade. Looking at your math, which one actually makes more sense: the woman you spend 20k on to date, or the one costing you 100k just to show up at a hotel?

Forget that person and don't waste your time

He's obviously skipping his medications

AqualinaXYZ:
Akpabio go beg Natasha ooo



Too many spiritual attacks

So, who caused this one in 2015?

https://guardian.ng/news/akpabio-escapes-death-in-serious-road-accident/

mercysamuelson:
May God continue to help us. Some drivers are so reckless that they don't value their own life not to talk of the lives of the passengers.

Over 90% of drivers in that country are either reckless or don’t know what they’re doing

HacheNoire:
Dumping any engine oil inside the engine!

They will buy anything that KAZEEM recommends, and to top it up, they just buy from any where without concern. Some think they buying Mobil 1 but don’t even know they are buying oil blended in Aba.

Another one is using water for coolant 🤣🤣🤣

Kazeem? I don't understand

fineboynl:
They withdraw them so efcc can easily pick them up intimidate them to join apc. Like they did to ingigi. It's all polical. Nigeria has not opposition as we speak. It's all gone. Nigeria is now Lagos. Buhari did the same thing

Trash🗑️ 🚮

runningriot:
This is insensitive and impulsive demand made by the Senate President. President Tinubu should know that this is one of the best decision he has ever taken and the people are solidly behind it. Equally, he should know he was elected to serve the people and not a fraction of selfish, self centered and greedy individuals.

You’re right

It’s perhaps the most beautiful policy from this government

Pablodtotti:
You are being paid get your own security and find them don't use police that are being paid using tax payers funds

I agree with you

It should not be reviewed

It is one of the best policies of this government

VIPs had thoroughly abused it

Improve policing for everybody

The VIP thing is nonsense

Outthemudbyvoke:
No amount of sugarcoating can erase the truth

Be direct

Don't be a coward

What's the truth?

Danisaint112:
I won't be surprise. Tinubu is known to entice politicians with earthly things even the most righteous will find hard to resist.

Rumours has it that governors where promised over 10 billion naira for joining/ decamping to APC. Don't know how true this is but anything is possible in this manipulative government.

Someone said what ever low you can think of this government, believe it in your mind it's already happening.

Read what you have written again slowly with an open mind and see if it makes sense

Outthemudbyvoke:
Did the EFCC need an official petition before arraignment of Chris Ngige?
This sounds like an excuse

Antoeni:
EFCC is Clearly Using Deodorants For APC/Tinubu Supporters and Pesticide For Opposition Members.

Read
Read
Read

Read before jumping hastily to wrong conclusions

He who wants to be a critic must be well and correctly informed

DrFavvy:
You don't seem to get him. You know we have some people who will message you from random whatsapp groups or elsewhere

If the random person didn’t properly introduce himself, you’re not obliged to respond. This is valid whether or not he used a picture. Even if he used a picture, you may or may not recognize him