Saint peter obi desperately angling for policial appointment despite his disastrous performance in Anambra. Hilarious article

whynotthetruth alias whynotthelies, africonji come follow me laugh oh. Saint obi has been caught pants down

As I bent down to tie one of my 17-year-old shoes, I heard the voice of the Lord, loud and clear, saying; you must not be terrified about this parable of 1 wristwatch and 2 shoes. Rather, you should testify this Epistle from God to all Nigerians. Do not be afraid, you are the oracle – Peter okwute.

So, it came to pass that God commanded all imams and men of God; take this third letter of Saint Peter, sorry Senator Peter, what’s wrong with me, President, Peter… whatever, just take this letter to all the churches and mosques. Say unto them, go yea into the high mountains and announce to Naija people, the coming of a 2-shoed messiah on good governance.

The Lord said you should look at my shoes closely. I bought that shoe for $49.99 at Marks and Spencer near the banks of Agulu Lake, finish. That is the epitome of simplicity and good governance. Behold, Senator Peter Obi, the economic messiah will accelerate economic development and boost local shoe production in Aba by mandating all Nigerians to go shoeless.

When God created Adam did He provide shoes for him? Even if we need to wear shoes, why should we have more than one? Is the purpose of a shoe not to protect the leg from being hurt? Why do you think I campaigned for the re-election of shoeless President Joe? The answer is simple: to save money for Nigerians. The level of corruption in Nigeria has made it very imperative that we should be electing only shoeless politicians. Forget about our wives, like mama Patience.

Just in case you don’t know, I lease an apartment in the dilapidated Osborne Towers Ikoyi, close to apartment 7B dash-dash. To demonstrate my cost-cutting ingenuity, I pay a chicken change of about ten million Naira (only) a year. I don’t even live there and I don’t need it. If you doubt, ask EFCC. It is just for my wife and children, even though they don’t need it too. That’s why you should trust me as the best brain in Nigeria when it comes to economic management.

When I boasted in the Lord that I spent N2.8 billion on schools in Anambra State, I forgot to let you know that the money was used to buy over the Anglican and Catholic churches. That was the smartest covert political operation in Nigeria. In the process, I demonstrated my good governance credentials by re-establishing the churches, not save Anambra citizens, but to rule the state.

The Lord said you should see me as a political genius. I re-engineered these churches to lay down the cross and pick up the sword. Forget about the old doctrine that the existence of the church is meant to glorify God. The existence of the church in Anambra according to the gospel of Saint Peter Obi is meant to keep me happy. The good governance legacy I left in the state has enticed men of God to lay down their bibles in lieu of Benjamins from Government House Awka.

If you doubt, ask my former boy, Governor Obiano. He has been using that single strategy to hold onto power by doling out millions to churches under the cover of maintaining schools. As the political power struggle for the 2017 election in Anambra State heats up, I have initiated moves to use the churches in my back pocket to settle scores with that ingrate. The bishops I gave billions of Naira in the last three years of my administration have agreed to convince their diocesans to pull the rug under that champagne Governor that build bridges for car-less Anambra citizens. He has been wasting state resources on aides. A smart Governor does not need aides.

Just before you start distorting and gossiping about this parable of 1 wristwatch and 2 shoes in 17 years, the Lord is warning all Nigerians that gossip is cancer in the body of Christ. James said the tongue is a fire (James 3:6). So my quest for political power should not turn Anambra State into a gossip mill. This is the command from God.

The Lord has given me power over Governor Obiano and Victor Umeh. The Lord has commanded Ndi Anambra to stop supporting the clown, Victor, wasting money on long red caps and feathers. The Lord said I should not forgive Governor Obiano and Victor Umeh. Rather, He as commanded that the gospel of Christ be used to make me the Senator representing Anambra Central.

The good Lord said I should warn all Nigerians not to own more than one wristwatch. Why would you keep a watch at home? Whose time is it keeping? As a matter of fact, you don’t even need a wristwatch. How do I know? I know because I am a philosopher from the prestigious University of Nigeria, Nsukka, where as a student, I invented the old fashioned way of telling time by simply looking at the location of the sun.

his parable over wristwatch is an Act of an Apostle. Don’t mind those mischief makers circulating my pictures with different expensive watches in social media. The good Lord has commanded me to tell you that those watches you saw were borrowed from the galleries. I have since returned them to keep the Covenant I made with God.

Now that I have finished tying my shoes, the Lord whispered to me to command you to go back and look at my pictures from the talk on The Platform Program. Look closely at my dress. See how simple I am? I have been wearing that dress now for over ten years, even before I became Governor of Anambra State. The color and simplicity is a hallmark of good governance.

By the way, I heard that one Kemi, an ordinary Finance Commissioner that was elevated to an office bigger than her by Asiwaju questioned my credentials. Kemi that does not know the number of shoes, pieces of jewelry and watches in her wardrobes. Good-for-nothing, wasteful economic light-weight. How could Kemi forget that I am the only wise man from the east? Did I intimidate her? That’s how they messed up the corruption-free vibrant economy my shoeless President built.

So, whenever Mr. President is done with working from the “other room”, Pastor Osinbajo should tell him that the Lord has sent his chosen one, the shoeless economic maestro, the chameleon from the tribe of Arewa, the apostle that lies with sincerity, the I was that I am. Let Kemi remind Mr. President that I single-handedly transformed the economy of Anambra State to the Dubai of West Africa. What else are they waiting for?

Verily, verily, I say unto you, unless the remnants of this battered Nigerian economy are entrusted into my safe hands, this current recession will not cease until the second coming of the Lord.

This is the word of the Lord. Thanks be to Saint Peter Obi. Mr. President, in waiting.
http://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com/articles/saint-peter-obi-epistle-and-the-parable-of-1-wristwatch-and-2-shoes.html

Macwrites:
The problem with some of Nigerians is misconception. Peter Obi said "He has worn one watch for 17 years", not that he has one watch for that amount of time.

"I have had one watch for 17 years" simple english

Whynotthetruth:


SweetJoystick ...See what I was telling you...Op has brought out another of his moniker...the third moniker is on the way...This same guy has BOASTED so many times how he's writing and has written so many letters to EFCC and some purportedly written by Obiano too on Peter Obi and how he would be picked up & jailed...Ask him why hasn't Peter Obi been questioned more than a 18months after his boast? Where are those your blog links on EFCC arresting abi searching Obi notwithstanding being in opposition

Anambra state gubernatorial election has seen Obiano so far campaigning against the SHADOWS of Obi Except the church intervenes, he's gone for good...There's no SINGLE project he's undertaking today that doesn't have Peter Obi's signature even 4 years after leaving office The more his paid hirelings(mostly unintelligent little minds like Op) keep mudslinging Obi, the more the masses hate him and the more inroad the other political parties are making including and surprisingly APC too ...Though, I pray he wins but tell yourself the truth even when Peter Obi has NOT started campaigns...the acronym; "CORRECTION 2017" has gained momentum...Pray the church gets Peter Obi to soft-pedal for Obiano, otherwise

whynotthelies when will you get tired of being a peter obi sycophant? Did peter obi lie or not (that he owned one wrist watch for 17 years?) like his has always done. Peter obi is irrelevant in Anambras state and nobody is afraid of him. Tell me one prominent figure in Anambra that still associates with the criminal. FAct is obi is jealous and deeply pained that obiano has outperformed him in less than 4 years thats why he goes about criticizing all obiano has done. If you have access to obi, advise him to have shame for once and stop embarrassing himself

holysainbj:

just went through ur bio and seen how much time you devout to writing against P.Obi, well am sorry to say, urs is a lost cause. Believe what u want. let there be peace. bili kambili

You didnt have to check my profile.. Just mention the wonders peter obi did in Anambra, how he transformed Anambra and stop running around the bush. Is that too hard to do you this boy?

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holysainbj:


my God! what planet are you from? or are u just a hypocrite? are u from Nigeria? and u r yet to tell me governors who were better than Obi during his time.
Ah ah! the question is even annoying sef! i shld tell u how Obi transformed Anambra?! you definitely not from anambra, never been there, never read abiut it, infact u shldnt say jack about anambra!

Oh please keep quiet and be specific. Tell us how obi transformed Anambra, cite he projects, the stats, the indices. simple question and you are typing rubbish. In the South East alone Chime of Enugu performed far more than obi. You are probably one of the gullible Nigerians that have swallowed the peter obi propaganda by his media team. Swerve please

Whynotthetruth:


Nawa u... Sometimes, I lack words to explain certain events... I believe Peter Obi than this guy (Op) who has used NUMEROUS monikers here to celebrate hatred against Peter Obi for reasons best known to him...Ask anybody close to power in Anambra state or who lives there about the SIMPLICITY of Obi and his averse nature to ostentatious living...Come and see his house in his villa and all these will add up to you...I choose to believe that he LITERALLY has a watch...He may have gotten more as gifts from people which he may wear sparingly but still clings to that SOLE watch he purchased himself... meaning he has ONE watch still ...Call me anything, but I choose to play politics of ideas and live as this man; Peter Obi...He's more than a mentor to me He's not a typical Nigerian politician

chai.. lmaooo go and hide your face in shame whynotthelies

Peter obi a simple man that lives in a 250 million osbourne towers apartment that he sneaks into at night after deceiving idiots and empty brain fools. A simple man that built the biggest shopping mall in Abuja as governor, with state funds.

And I will never stop exposing the fraud called peter obi, let him keep fooling himself. You and africonji will soon have heart attack over this my matter

Amarabae:
your comment lacks intelligence, good management is one of the best virtues of a leader, so what are you talking about.
In Anambra, Peter obi performed excellently both in
1.security(especially in Onitsha)
2. building Anambra Education system, they are reaping the reward now,
3. attracting key private investors like Sabmiller breweries, Innoson motors, Tummy Tummy etc
4. Fast payment of salaries and arrears
5. Building inter connecting roads in rural areas
6. Growing Anambra IGR
7. Funding Both Public and Private schools in Anambra.
8. Not borrowing a dime but instead saved up in Anambra account. And many more.
So do some research before arguing.

When will you people stop deceiving yourselves and gullible Nigerians. mrvitalis is absoultely right. Peter obi is not fit to lead a public sector let him go and face his business and do his savings there.

1. Security? Anambra was the kidnapping capital of Nigeria during obi's tenure. All the rich men in the state ran to lagos and Abuja, even obi was governing from Enugu. Upper iweka in onitsha was a dreaded area, you dare not be found there after 6pm. It was obiano that restored security to the state.
2. What did peter obi do in Education and what are the rewards that is being reaped now? Did he increase teachers salaries at all like obiano did?
3. Innoson and Tummy Tummy are all companies owned by indegenous people tell us how peter obi brought them to the state.
4. I give him payment of salaries even though Anambra workers were the least paid in Nigeroa during his tenure. Obiano is still paying salaries faster than obi despite the recession.
5. On roads, most of the roads constructed by obi were substandard and are dilapidated and begging for repairs. I did a thread on that here: https://www.nairaland.com/3401232/photos-state-anambra-roads-constructed
6. Growing Anambra IGR how? Are you for real? Obiano met an IGR of 500 million and increased it to over 1 billion in 6 months. do the maths
7. Oh my God, who was supposed to do this? Silly
8. This point butresses what mrvitalis said about obi not being a good administrator. Saving money while there was poverty and youth unemployment? Saving money when there are needs to be met? Even America is owning trillions of dollars, Lagos that is a top Nigerian destination for business and otherwise owes billions. Peter obi should go back to his business and continue with his savings, his savings brought no benefit to the state!

I hope you will educate yourself and stop these lies and half truths to gullible people like Greatigbos. Peter obi will never be an igbo presidential project..

Rochas should please handover to his ever busy jobless wife after his tenure

Buhari must complete his tenure..

limeta:
Now i ve a chance to spit on the dullard
I work here
Come quick.

biko, make sure this is well planned and orchestrated

dont mind them

will Nigeria ever recover from this Buhari carnage? Impossible

lalasticlala, mynd44

Its official, Nigeria is now a failed state.. ngeneukwenu, etc.. your apologies to the arrested judges are in order

Sahara Reporters is reporting that the federal government has dropped plans to arraign alleged corrupt judges arrested in a DSS raid at the weekend. It is not clear why the judges are not going to be arraigned again even as Nigerians remain deeply divided over the raid on their homes between late Friday, October 7 and early Saturday, October 8.
https://twitter.com/SaharaReporters/status/786190881963384832?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://www.naij.com/1005778-dss-raid-fg-drops-prosecution-arrested-judges.html

billyG:

mumu na buhari kill them?

na your fada kill them?

Probe buhari

There is nothing like south again.... never will there be.. Let us celebrate our independence

Mopolchi:
Globe16 inaghi ekwe ekwe! I meriena, buruzie iko mba uwa. Mana n'ezie o nweghi ihe akpokue rugoro na steeti anyi. Gbachie enyi oko nke ahu na-agwagi okwu.

hehehehe.. mopochi ngwa bido ugbua kwadowa ka e puta nochie obiano na 2017.. A ga ma tunyere gi vote

The arrest of Tinubu coming faster than imagined

babyfaceafrica:
please stop there..fashola is more influential than tinubu in which country are you high?...please stop taking ughelli weed!!!

Fashola is the new yoruba leader crowned by the north... Begin to see him so for your own good

Mopolchi:
So investment is no longer money? And investment can't be redeemed for cash? SMH. I would ask what has Obiano really done for Anambra state as a governor? Don't say he is paying workers because you and I know who made that possible. I know you will say he built three flyovers. May I ask: Are those really flyovers or piled up cement-stands? Don't be confused by the gimmicks of Obiano that he is working; he is actually walking.

So when did obiano tell you he has redeemed the investment for cash.. Since you claimed that na omazugo the 75b? I cant begin to mention what obiano has done, you must be blind not to see it but what I can tell you is that obiano has outperformed peter obi in less than 2 years.. The facts are there

Mopolchi:
[s]Did you watch Peter Obi's speech at The Platform? In the event you did not watch it, let me recall for you. He said if any one said that he did not leave any 75 billion that person should ask him so that he will show the person where he kept them. He challenged any firm that claimed his government was owing it should come forward and none came forward. Until you and your Obiano disproves this account below, I will assume that you are just hating.[/s]

is it that you are not intelligent or you cant read.. #1 and #2 on the document you posted are investments.. How then did obiano squander investments within 2 years as you posed? #4 is FG approved refund, can you tell if the refunds has been made? How did obiano squander a refund he is yet to get? These are all part of the 75b scam peter obi said he left for his successor.. And yet gullible and unintelligent peter obi worshippers like you will be jumping everywhere screaming obiano squandered 75b.. One day peter obi will tell you clowns to jump into river niger and you will foolishly do so


Ndo

Mopolchi:
To the first bolded, I think you have to ask your master Obiano who gave an account after 1 and half years telling us it is now 9 billion? A figure which shows it has been reduced by him. So by now, nothing remains. To the second bolded, I think you need that the most.

make sure you watch this video of peter obi's aide trying to explain the 75b... keep talking nonsense.. dont learn


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35XxL3gzjdE

QuotaSystem:


You've always had a soft spot for the APC but you'll have to wait till the next wailer transfer window...the last batch jammed our corruption filter.

Besides what happened to your iPad agenda? Is it now Aso rock you're focused on and no longer bia_fraud?

What a confused lot.

Firts declare the faction of APC you belong to before I respond to you. The CPC faction or the ACN faction? #ISTANDWITHOYEGUN

QuotaSystem:


You must be joking.

Where do you stand right now.. The CPC faction or the ACN faction of APC? Declare your stand now and stop playing the ostrich..

Mopolchi:
how that man squandered N75b by now beats my imagination?

mopolchi how did obiano squander 75 billion in investments that will take years to mature because peter obi included investments in his 75billion nonsense.. Receive sense inugo