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Next Time a guy asks you who's stronger between men and women, ask him....
===Can you bleed for a week and still survive?
===Can you squeeze a 14 inch baby from a 2 centimeter hole?
===Can you carry a 7 pound baby in you for 9 months?
===Can you take care of a child, cook, clean and talk on the phone at the same time?
===Can you carry a 108 lb shopping bag?
===Can you go a week only eating salad?(When fufu dey look you for eye?)
===Can you face heartbreak?
===Can you watch the love of your life be with someone else?(and all you can do for the sake of love is to cry, and not confront him openly and embarrass him?)
===Can you burn your forehead with a curling iron and not complain?
===Can you wear a string in your ass all day?

I love this one, indeed we are the strongest..
===can you walk all day in 5 inch heels?
===Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everything is ok?
===Can you receive blows and kicks from your boyfriend and still go back to him with your black eye,because you love him?( Research shows that in the world, 55% of women who love their men deeply can die for their sake, and women commit suicide than men when heart broken. Their neuro active cells respond to heart breaks easily and keeps it long in their brain, that's why it's difficult to forget)

Most amazing ability of women: Can you open ur legs to take an 11 inch dick ramming into you all night?

I don't think so...Cheers to us ladies. Men give the ladies a standing ovation... !!! Give it a serious thought especially if you are married or love your gf

Plz can someone tell me how to create a new topic on the front page plz?[color=#006600][/color]

Scarpon: pls what's the Nigeria emergency number any one ??

even if you get it, is it in naija that you will get fire fighters with good equipments?

Nate overlord: u go just carry all these yanki people life style 2 buggle nigerians wit, weh plenty of our
parents dey fear 2 hold hand outside sef...sha, no wahala i will kip it all these!!

Hehehehhe....Exactly!!! Yankee lifestyle . our parents are far from this, infact in Naija, it is a thing of gossip and 'staring eyes' to see couples or lovers holding hands and taking a walk in broad daylight while in Yankee they kiss and they do their thing in public. not negative though, but at least, they show their affection for each other in the open

Joey82: @op

Dangote is still the richest!!!!!!
All the governors and cronies you mentioned go on a spending spree without any genuine investments that will bring returns.
Wealth is not measured by how much cash u have, it is measured on the resources/machinery u'v put in place to ensure sustainability.

I agree with you my dear. It is measured by by the resources and machineries which have been developed and implemented and yet, with all of that, you can boldly stand and declare your worth...

lol....I also cried while watching Titanic but wailed seriously when I watched Robin Hood. You know in every movie there is "actor and boss" ...At the least minute when we thought that Robin Hood can finally get married to the Love of his live, a girl he has risked his life and everything for... she was killed. Hae God, see tears na...even Big Bro and sis thought something was wrong although it amused them. It was just like I was the one who was killed