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Politics / Re: SGF Mustapha: My Four Children Tested Positive For COVID-19 by GMBuhari: 5:40am On Dec 22, 2020
barawos and barawos
Politics / Re: FG Orders Closure Of School Till January 18 by GMBuhari: 5:40am On Dec 22, 2020
Dear idiots, schools should be closed indefinitely , same as churches and mosques, no more jumat , no more allahu akbar chants every 1 pm

oh and don't leave airport open because madam never return dubai , already they've found that new strain in Nigeria , lass lass na who get money to travel na dem go catch disease

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Politics / Re: ESN: I Will Unite All Terrorist Groups In The North Against by GMBuhari: 5:38am On Dec 22, 2020
DSS, SSS , POLICE, SWAT , ARMY all of them know this idiot that issued this statement and will not do anything

ordinary to name dog Buhari , dem jail the guy

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Politics / Re: Give This Administration An Award. by GMBuhari: 5:36am On Dec 22, 2020
you are talking project this project that, while we applaud the projects and shhhit


we talking about welfare , na who dey alive dey enjoy project ,


we talking about absurd policies , na who dey alive dey dey register NIN for NIMC office

we talking absurdities , how can train to northern state 12+ hours cost 1/4 of tickets to the south about 6 hours different , is the train for the north alone

a whole lot of nonsense is going down in this administration

USA is paying average of 600$ to citizens in Nigeria , they using palliatives to do party give away and you think that's Ok ??
Politics / Re: Is President Buhari Back From Daura Or Still In Daura? by GMBuhari: 5:32am On Dec 22, 2020
i don't give one rats ass about that mofo anymore
Politics / Re: Covid 19 Vs #endsars by GMBuhari: 5:30am On Dec 22, 2020
you have mixed up your points , you wanted to say end sars didn't spread the virus as opposed to what they'll have us believe

then you wanted to say something else

but make no mistake , Malaria is number one killer of children across africa and some parts of the world , we are just so used to deaths in Nigeria is why we don't care what killed anybody

Yes Nigerians are resilient, enduring , and rugged but doesn't mean we are immune to anything abeg
Politics / Re: Sad/one Of The Just Realesed Kankara State Student Has Exposed What Boko Haram by GMBuhari: 5:23am On Dec 22, 2020
It's Nice version of Boko haram

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Crime / Re: Robbers Write A Letter To Ikorodu Community: 'Expect Us On Christmas, Boxing Day by GMBuhari: 4:55am On Dec 22, 2020
This is all shades of wrong
Romance / Re: Man Dies In Ghana Guest House After Checking In With 25-Year-Old Side Chick by GMBuhari: 5:10pm On Dec 21, 2020
never happened in history , it won't happen now , if you ever go through a woman whose gotten to point of no return ,he mean say the toto na office , he no dey rest, if you get would for body, flesh go cover am, he go heal , if you cut hair , with time he go grow back , if toto no dey rest the mouth no go close

na the logic

so if he don over elast, run before dem give you std
baralatie:

bros!
there is something called elastic limit once you pass am.the t.o.t.o go tech plastic limit (point of no return) beyond that na heaven or hell
Romance / Re: Man Dies In Ghana Guest House After Checking In With 25-Year-Old Side Chick by GMBuhari: 1:55pm On Dec 21, 2020
that's his cardiac arrest didn't start before doing the do

how will anyone have that many drugs just because you want to last long ?
Juliusmomoh:
Wetin him go tell God now....

toto no dey tear, once you enter na rubber remain so bang am till kingdom come , na elasticity you dey elast grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Spits Fire On DSS, Claims “hundreds More Biafran Jews Airlifted From by GMBuhari: 1:52pm On Dec 21, 2020
and you had to quote all of that to write next to nothing ??

Toktee:
Hmmm, I am not understanding o..... Is like Nnamdi KANU knows the happening in Nigeria better than Buhari...


What is going on?

sense scarce these days o
Politics / Re: 1004 Estate On Fire: Section Of The ATM Gallery In 1004 VI Is On Fire by GMBuhari: 1:51pm On Dec 21, 2020
Let's blame EndSars people or maybe it's one of the order mumudi gave his minions to destroy lagos
Family / Re: Help Anytime I Get Angry I Destroy Things by GMBuhari: 1:43pm On Dec 21, 2020
I see a lot of idiots blaming the guy, it's clear that most of these people commenting are kids whose balls are yet to drop, Girlfriend no be wife o

buy book, get anger management therapy , go to army barack , bla bla bla

Have you addressed the reason why the woman persistently makes him angry ? apparently this new found behavior started happening when his wife pisses him off

How about women try to avoid anything that makes a man angry ?

yeah you probably have anger issues , but even if you go to therapy , theyll ask you what sparks your outrage and help you fix it , that's when women will be saying he's not looking at me like before, enh , he's keeping late night , eenh he doesn't fvck me well

and the man would say this behaviour i have told her i dont like if but she keeps repeating it

Bottom line women sometimes want to frustrate you , to test your limit and sometimes it always ends badly

work on your anger guy and give your wife a sweet sweet fvck then have heart to heart talk

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Business / Re: Why Buhari Re-Opened Nigeria’s Land Borders — Vanguard by GMBuhari: 1:37pm On Dec 21, 2020
Not only you o

but we are few , many didn't seem to be bothered about the given excuse
lexy2014:


I thought I was d only that noticed d new reason for d border closure after several others were given before
Politics / Re: The Banner I Saw At Sango Under Bridge; Are Nigerians Tired? (Photo) by GMBuhari: 12:16pm On Dec 21, 2020
well


i agree fvck em

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Religion / Re: I Picked A #50 Sacrifice Money.will Something Bad Happen To Me? by GMBuhari: 12:15pm On Dec 21, 2020
Did you feel cold breeze when you picked the money ?

Have you eaten meat in your dream yet ?

Did you wake up midnight and you went to pee



my brother you have been used for 600 years grin grin grin grin grin
Health / Re: Doctor Anweh Damian Dies Of COVID-19 Disease In Benue by GMBuhari: 12:12pm On Dec 21, 2020
God rest his soul

Coro is real

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Politics / Re: Let’s Be Thankful That Bombings Don’t Happen Daily In Nigeria Anymore – Femi Ade by GMBuhari: 10:59am On Dec 21, 2020
Yeah sure

While we are at it ,

Let's be thankful that security of lives is guaranteed
we can also be thankful that there's no third term

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Business / Re: Why Buhari Re-Opened Nigeria’s Land Borders — Vanguard by GMBuhari: 10:55am On Dec 21, 2020
they saying they still ban the import of rice , so why did they open border ? for people to smuggle christmas clothes and wrist watch ?
cyprus000:

Exactly my sentiment about the border tosh. they claim they want to achieve rice self sustenance and crash the price, but obverse is the case, and if I were to give it a material quality, it's akin to walking across a field littered with the dead bodies of foolhardy soldiers who failed in their basic task of taking simple cognisance of the war they were to fight.
Business / Re: Why Buhari Re-Opened Nigeria’s Land Borders — Vanguard by GMBuhari: 10:54am On Dec 21, 2020
congratulations
Mikehot:
I am an Islamic nepotistic brain dead Jihadist
Business / Re: Why Buhari Re-Opened Nigeria’s Land Borders — Vanguard by GMBuhari: 10:53am On Dec 21, 2020
How please ??

Sagefromtheeast:


Shut up!
You're part of the problem
Politics / Re: Akan Okon: Ibom Deep Seaport To Be Built In Phases by GMBuhari: 8:38am On Dec 21, 2020
this second picture looks familiar

i swear to God it is from a game
Ilaumoh:


https://m.guardian.ng/news/ibom-deep-seaport-to-be-built-in-phases-says-commissioner/
Education / Re: Child Abuse At Deeper Life College: Akwa Ibom Governor Udom Orders Investigation by GMBuhari: 8:34am On Dec 21, 2020
that's not quite true , it depends on value and standard which we obviously lack in Nigerian education system

if you want to be gay , gay in your house but if you molest my students on my campus , i will disgrace you , rusticate you , put your name in black book
and have you arrested


i bet saying and doing this whenever any issue is reported will reduce if not stop that nonsense in boarding school

also teachers and house masters need to be reliable and trusted enough by their students but these days kanjuko teachers who don't even love their jobs are the ones available

Mindlog:


Same gender boarding schools are enablers of homosexuality.

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Education / Re: Child Abuse At Deeper Life College: Akwa Ibom Governor Udom Orders Investigation by GMBuhari: 8:31am On Dec 21, 2020
it must have been going on for a while

some people are really dysfunctional right from their childhood

how can you be prodding 11 year old boy ?

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Business / Re: Nigerian Banks Migrate To New Cheque Standards, Old Ones Expire December 31 by GMBuhari: 8:27am On Dec 21, 2020
he no concern me

my 737 has me covered

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Politics / Re: How Security Chiefs, Others Shared Kankara Students Ransom –femi Fani-kayode by GMBuhari: 8:18am On Dec 21, 2020
well i bet they are not stocking in Naira or in banks , cos if the country breaks

naira will become valueless
Kaduna1stson:
£4 million grin

By the time we finish with this country, Dangote will be poor compared to our top northern commanders, my governor El Rufai, I can see your hand in this.

We in the north are stocking up on cash in case the country splits.
Politics / Re: How Security Chiefs, Others Shared Kankara Students Ransom –femi Fani-kayode by GMBuhari: 8:17am On Dec 21, 2020
The defenders of this administration on twitter said the governor called the kidnappers and ordered them to release the kids,

thats their narrative right now , they are saying no money was paid

So that also begs the question, How did governor get their number and how close is their relationship that terrorists gave up their valuable beautiful hostages for free


this part they cant answer yet
naijadanny:


FFK could be a talkative but how can the kidnappers just release over 300 kids just like that without a ransom or a demand for something else

Even a kid wouldn't believe that.

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Crime / Re: Two Arrested For Gang-Raping Ogun 19-Year-Old Girl & Filming Her Nude by GMBuhari: 8:11am On Dec 21, 2020
Epon awon eleyii ti ran won lo s'ewon

So did police really interrogate them or torture them?

If they did commit the crime , did Police review the video and document it as evidence

did the victim get police report ? Those two idiots look like rapists / criminals

but sometimes ladies can make false accusations too


END SWATNDLEA , ENDPOLICE CORRUPTION ENDSARS

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