Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,159,610 members, 7,840,450 topics. Date: Sunday, 26 May 2024 at 05:35 AM

Gneisss's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Gneisss's Profile / Gneisss's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (of 9 pages)

Properties / Re: I Feel Cheated After Months Of Hardwork, I Need Your Opinion by gneisss: 7:40am On Nov 12, 2015
sanc2s:
If u did it and it worked perfectly for u, wud u hav come here to tell us hw much u realized from the deal and send us money? Noooo. So why telling us ur predicaments? My friend! That's none of our business!!

ur a complete asshole .....retarded mofo inshort...most useless comment have ever read
Crime / Re: Pastor Rapes Teenager During Deliverance, Blames Devil by gneisss: 8:04am On Nov 10, 2015
for all those church fanatics....know where ur worshiping cause most times ur better off staying at ur home than going to some of these so called churches ...just look at this one now.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Dynamo Kiev: UCL (2 - 1) On 4th November 2015 by gneisss: 6:06pm On Nov 04, 2015
dem go lose na....just put score line at once

4 Likes

Politics / Re: Drama At Senate Over Buhari's #5000 Promise To Unemployed Nigerians by gneisss: 5:54pm On Nov 04, 2015
fulaniHERDSman:

Dan banza!
Ka ci gusu uwarka!

well i don't know what that means but I'm guessing ur just confirming what i said..

3 Likes

Politics / Re: Drama At Senate Over Buhari's #5000 Promise To Unemployed Nigerians by gneisss: 5:43pm On Nov 04, 2015
fulaniHERDSman:
Pained Southies, no power for you lot till 2070. After we must have finished your oil and developed our lake chad basin oil fields we kick y'all out.

For now the only thing we want from PMB is.........The promised NATIONAL GRAZING PATHWAY for herdsmen. cool

you sound like a terrorist...cause this is kinda similar to the way those boko haram guys are reasoning

9 Likes

Politics / Re: Drama At Senate Over Buhari's #5000 Promise To Unemployed Nigerians by gneisss: 5:23pm On Nov 04, 2015
bunch of liers....another big scam which was pulled on every Nigerian....
mr president why have u not stabilize the price of crude oil yet??
why is 1dollar not even equal to 100naira talkless of 1 naira?
where is the #5000 for unemployed youth?
why are the school children not receiving free meals yet?
why are people not going to jail yet?...

we are not asking for too much ...just start doing something biko...afterall u knew all the problems affecting Nigeria...AND PLEASE STOP TRAVELLING AROUND THE WORLD WE AINT SEEING WORLD LEADERS COMING HERE EITHER

58 Likes 8 Shares

Nairaland / General / Re: Neigbours That Will Point Fire Extinguisher Not Phones: Tweet Of The Day by gneisss: 5:00pm On Nov 04, 2015
lol....naija don craze tey na

1 Like

Celebrities / Re: Singer Victoria Kimani Looks Sexy In New Photo by gneisss: 4:59pm On Nov 04, 2015
nonsense shebi una no get news abi...

3 Likes

Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Shows Off Her Dad by gneisss: 4:58pm On Nov 04, 2015
who this picture don help now?

23 Likes 3 Shares

Business / Re: 6.6 Million Bvns Not Linked To Accounts – NIBSS by gneisss: 4:51pm On Nov 04, 2015
bvn nonsense...i did mine ages ago but then my nonsense GT bank didn't link my account ...but they wey quick to block it...had to go through so much stress to get cash due to the banks incompetence

2 Likes

Romance / Re: Ladies, What Are The Top 5 Things That Attract You To Guys? by gneisss: 10:58pm On Nov 01, 2015
Love Machine:
Money and a car is the first thing that attracts a lady to a guy.Any lady who says she want a Godfearing guy is a Lair.

u'v said it all...pull up a good ride infront of all this babes and b4 u say jack ur busy riding their ass in ur bedroom... very little percentage of ladies don't care about the money...doesn't mean u should be totally broke... just show good prospect...but the majority are all about the money....so to all the guys ...go and make money and gals will neva be one of ur problems except being confuse with which to settle down with...forget all this trash dem the yan

2 Likes

Religion / Re: 144 Virgins To Organise Birthday Party For Olumba Olumba Obu In Calabar by gneisss: 12:06pm On Oct 31, 2015
PDPwayoo:


virgins don suffer........................... Olumba dey find virgin, Boko Haram dey find virgin, Yerima dey find virgin tongue. EVEN OGA PROFT. MOHAMED HIMSELF looking for virgin.

I never fvcked virgin in my life; Im sure there is something special in that blood stain.


lmao.....guy u crazy i swear
Politics / Re: Cross River State Has Not Banned Devotion In Schools –SSG by gneisss: 5:29pm On Oct 30, 2015
misplaced priorities....winch people
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Goes Coverless In Bed by gneisss: 8:12pm On Oct 28, 2015
see traffic for this picture....Nigerian like nonsense i swear
Family / Re: Do You Encourage Beating Of Children By Teachers At Schools? by gneisss: 2:38am On Oct 28, 2015
all this poo talk...lie that child down on the table face down and administer some good flogging...and his brains resets automatically


koboko resetting african kids to default mode since 16BC
Education / Re: UNICAL Students Stage A Peaceful Protest (Photos) by gneisss: 3:26pm On Oct 12, 2015
Soneh:

i was among the protesting and the protest began as early as 5am so don't tell me nonsense and i still maintain my stand ,the protest was peaceful

since 5am...i hear say dem beat VC wella...
Education / Re: Before You Send Your Daughter To A University In Ghana, Please Read This. by gneisss: 11:47pm On Oct 11, 2015
sniper77:


I get tired when I read comments comparing Nigeria and Ghana.All that happens in Nigeria happens in Ghana. It's more pronounced in Naija than Ghana though. Corruption amongst government officials, police,immigration officers, custom officers and judges.

Ghana has high class institutions. Nigeria has same and both countries have few institutions that are below standard and got accredited in questionable circumstances.

Over the years after john kufuor's administration ghana's economy has nosedived and I wish the Governor of the bank of Ghana provides a solution to the fall of the cedis and the government provides the right policies to move mother Ghana forward.

Nigeria's economy has not improved either.We get to hear stories of funds looted everyday and recovery processes initiated. What happens afterwards is more of a comedy trial for those who stole when in power.

It's about time we ask the right questions and call our leaders to order to salvage the dwindling fortunes of both countries instead of fighting online.

ur very reasonable.... i honestly don't get the rivalry? the way this two insult each other is just something else,
Politics / Re: This Is How A Councillor Says He Is Delivering His Campaign Promises by gneisss: 4:09pm On Sep 27, 2015
wat is he putting on sef
Politics / Re: Chief-Of-Army-Staff, Buratai, Leads Soldiers For Early Morning Exercise (Photos) by gneisss: 1:45pm On Sep 04, 2015
morning jogs with full uniform and all the guns? hmmm okay !!! more like wearing suit to jog..all this show men
Education / Re: Top 6 Most Beautiful University Campuses In Nigeria (photos) by gneisss: 1:05pm On Sep 03, 2015
these are just regular buildings....whats all the hype about? what matters is whats coming out of those buildings not how fine they are...

1 Like

Education / Re: See How Our Children Are Quietly Been Indoctrinated by gneisss: 7:40am On Aug 23, 2015
ladyF:
Lol see our future leaders o

Hehehe last to make FP

Its [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again grin grin grin

is it only making front page ur only contribution? cos it seems quite shallow to me...u just write alil un meaningful comment and next thing.... i made front page..middle page...last page..just an observation have seen...no beef intended...

1 Like

Politics / Re: Lucky Igbinedion's Son Graduates From China University With Top Honors (Photo) by gneisss: 10:17am On Aug 20, 2015
nice one...money and brain
Politics / Re: Nigerian Air Force Begins Bombardment Of Sambisa Forest by gneisss: 12:08am On Aug 16, 2015
ojosegun2011:
Though, this picture is an open desert and not a forest, what becomes the fate of the Chibok girls? Have they been rescued secretly? Are they now collateral damage? God, help these poor children, if truly there are any Chibok girls in the forest as we were made to believe. The whole story by the Airforce officer without mentioning the fate of the Chibok school children leaves a big QUESTION MARK on the mind of an intelligent reader. For not mentioning them at all is atactical error that leaves much to be desired. One of the principale excuses of goverment's inability to crush the insurgents has been the safety of the Chibok girls and one wonders why the spokes man of the Airforce didn't mention them in their so-called renewed efforts at bringing down the BHT group. Big question begging for answer and explanations from Nigerians. Where are the Chibok girls? Nigerians want an accurate answer.!!!

asking where the girls are is like asking where is the 20billion dollars nnpc money dat was missing....my brother answer no dey...

1 Like

Politics / Re: Nigerian Air Force Begins Bombardment Of Sambisa Forest by gneisss: 10:37pm On Aug 15, 2015
when they say forest u would expect a thickly forested place rather its this scanty place u hardly see a tree.... na it dem no see person shoot.....
Travel / Re: Pictures Of A Nairalander Trip To Ghana by gneisss: 9:59pm On Aug 14, 2015
their food is totally horrible...

2 Likes

Travel / Re: Fishermen That Rescued Helicopter Crash In Lagos (Photo) by gneisss: 5:27pm On Aug 13, 2015
nnadychuks:
See that guy on red; see his stony face

think say na only me see am o
Education / Re: 10 Signs Your School Fees & Four Years Was Wasted In The University by gneisss: 5:11pm On Aug 13, 2015
Thoniameek:



Guy e no hold water jor... She's u don Google check how Mary slensor statue be and where e dey located cheesy aha! School fees and 4 years wastage na wetin unical student go tell you


wetin ur last statement mean now?
Celebrities / Re: David Oyelowo To Play James Bond Character by gneisss: 4:00pm On Aug 13, 2015
that's absolutely fantastic
Politics / Re: Caption This Picture Of The President by gneisss: 2:16am On Aug 12, 2015
boombay:
Buhari be like "kai that girl won't kill me..we had 3 rounds last night...her yansh was like this!"grin

u just took dat outta my mouth... lol
Nairaland / General / Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by gneisss: 8:46pm On Aug 09, 2015
Gwan2:
Cant rili say is d most embrassin,bt i fink is one of moments i can rememba now....
...
Hav had sexual advances in time pass frm older females during my childhood years, bt i started my sexual life quite late.. I met diz very beautiful calaba gal along my street..we got along, her affinity towards me increased knwin i was doing my IT in da Refinery..to cut d story short...
.
I Invited her to my friends apartment, ma frnd bought US malt and left...nt quite long i started jittery, wanted 2 mak à move bt dont knw how to start..worst was dat d gals was quite exposed..and my whole intention was jus obvious to her, later on i brought my friends pix and started explain d people in d pix 2 her,..u culd feel hw tense i ws frm my shakin voice....i was juz Wishin she culd start up d move.u can inmagine....after d whole drama, d gal culd nt tak, so she opted goin, i persuadéd her to stay som mins more tinkin i culd summount little courage, she agreed.. I was juz Walkin up n down d room, oning TV and changing Channels with sweat al around my body...wen she finally decided to leave. ..I held her and told her dat our Church is doing fastin..dat she shld please com nxt week.....
..
Dat was d last tym Edima can around...even to pick my calls na die...
.
.
EDIMA AM SORY...I DINT REP THE PENIS OWNERS ASSOCIATION (JOA) dat very day...am now à changed person

lmoa. dude ur a crazy person i swesr

4 Likes

Politics / Re: The New First Lady Of Nigeria And Her Beautiful Daughters (photo) by gneisss: 5:24pm On May 29, 2015
oh my goodness
Religion / Re: Sex Destroyed Me; Took Away My Luck. I Need Help by gneisss: 7:14am On Apr 11, 2015
almajirimallam:


See sex mathematican, oya na find the cube root.
lol...the guy the fvck for Africa

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (of 9 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 39
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.