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Culture › Re: Princess Tutu Dada Carried By Men Into Her Wedding Reception Venue (Photos) by Goahead(m): 1:44pm On Dec 28, 2016*

That kind of primordial instincts are still being paraded by some set of people....

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Goahead(m): 9:03pm On Dec 26, 2016

oyetpel:
Is it horrific?

Yeah

Nairaland General › Re: Freeze Counters Prophets Prophecy On Funke Akindele by Goahead(m): 6:22pm On Dec 26, 2016

Politics › Re: Defeat Hunger, Not Recycled Story Of Defeating Boko Haram – Fayose Tells FG by Goahead(m): 6:21pm On Dec 26, 2016

sarrki:
Fayose keep shut

One step at a time

Are you the FG?

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Goahead(m): 4:40pm On Dec 26, 2016*

Autopsy of Jane Doe!!! I'm shivering shocked

The most creepy thriller ever lipsrsealed

I recommend this movie

Politics › Re: What Do You Call A Female President's Husband? by Goahead(m): 10:04am On Dec 23, 2016

Reading comments

Food › Have You Been Eating "Plastic Rice"? Find Out by Goahead(op): 12:34pm On Dec 21, 2016*

In the wake of customs officials confiscating bags of "plastic rice" in Nigeria, let's find out if you've been consuming this modified rice....

The water test
Take a glass of water, drop a table spoon of raw rice inside it and stir. If what you have is the plastic rice it will float at the top but if the rice goes to the bottom, it is the real thing, good for eating.

Fire test
Knowing what plastic smells like, take a hand-full of rice and burn it using match or lighter. If the rice is made with plastic, it will certainly release the plastic smell.

Boiling test
Closely observe the rice while boiling it. If it contains plastic rice it will start forming a thick layer at the top of the pot.

The fungus test
After boiling the rice, put some of it in a bottle and leave for 2-3 days. If mold does not appear in a few days, your rice is fake and should not be consumed. It will not grow mold because plastic is not affected by weather or season. Plastic remains plastic.

Hot oil test
Just take some rice and drop into some very hot oil. If it's plastic rice, it will melt and stick together at the bottom of the pot.

What is plastic rice??
https://buzznigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/plastic-rice.jpg
Artificial rice is a grain product made to resemble rice . It is usually made from
broken rice , sometimes with the addition of other cereals, and often fortified with
micronutrients , including minerals such as
iron and zinc and vitamins, such as
vitamin A and vitamin B... Wikipedia

Credits: http://buzznigeria.com/tests-identify-plastic-rice/

Lalasticlala

Travel › Re: Abakaliki In Pictures by Goahead(m): 8:52am On Dec 21, 2016

WinningSun:
you mean in an open forum!!. dolt head

Commonsense should have told you that we don't build mega slums like you people in South West... Not to talk of a young state like ebonyi

Travel › Re: Abakaliki In Pictures by Goahead(m): 11:44pm On Dec 20, 2016

WinningSun:
abegi nothing works here in abakaliki everything in that pics is just in a kilometre radius. tell op to upload all the state local government headquarters.

You aren't part of the discussion, kindly crawl back to your infested habitat...

Politics › Re: Ever Changing Face Of Awka The Capital Of Anambra State by Goahead(m): 11:09pm On Dec 20, 2016

Whoever that posted this shit to Frontpage is an enemy to ndi Anambra.... There's nothing classy about these pictures angry

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Politics › Re: Gov. Ortom Presents N163.9bn 2017 Budget by Goahead(m): 5:31pm On Dec 20, 2016

Haven't seen Osun state budget faaa

Phones › Re: Stay Away From Gionee Phones by Goahead(m): 4:03pm On Dec 20, 2016

You've just shown the rookie in you. And, who the hell are you to tell us that? When you subjected your phone to acrimonious torture by using it while charging, not cleaning up the cache and your recent app after use, and of course, visiting malicious websites.

Learn how to give your phone some rest, set up power ON/OFF schedule for your phone ~They're bound to detoriate. And quit hating Gionee, they're the best in Nigeria right now!!

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Romance › Re: Check Out The First Topics To Grace Nairaland Frontpage by Goahead(op): 9:26am On Dec 13, 2016

Purpletee:
cc:
lalasticlala
seun

https://www.nairaland.com/links/1822

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Romance › Re: Check Out The First Topics To Grace Nairaland Frontpage by Goahead(op): 8:28am On Dec 13, 2016*

The first batch of them grin

Romance › Re: Check Out The First Topics To Grace Nairaland Frontpage by Goahead(op): 8:18am On Dec 13, 2016*

Be on look out for the dates...

I need a disabled girlfriend grin

Romance › Check Out The First Topics To Grace Nairaland Frontpage by Goahead(op): 8:16am On Dec 13, 2016*

Early age of nairaland Frontpage shocked

Unfortunately, no snake thread for lalasticlala

Health › Re: Nigerian Scientists Prove Efficacy Of Nano-medicine In HIV/AIDS Cure by Goahead(m): 10:08pm On Dec 12, 2016

Dancing ushanka.... It's always igbos cool

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Romance › Re: Girls And Their Cheap Passwords by Goahead(op): 6:12pm On Dec 09, 2016

Nma27:
No man born of a woman can guess my password

I ain't talking about hermaphrodites but girls!
Are you a girl huh

Romance › Re: What Happened To My yesterday topic? by Goahead(m): 6:10pm On Dec 09, 2016

ojun50:
Check d other room

Romance › Re: Girls And Their Cheap Passwords by Goahead(op): 6:06pm On Dec 09, 2016

adaksbullet:
Whot his these one his sayed?

Romance › Re: Girls And Their Cheap Passwords by Goahead(op): 6:06pm On Dec 09, 2016

EWAagoyin:
what type of fish sardines geisha mackerel shark kote dry fish stock fish snake fish shawa cat fish Cray fish which one exactly please

The dumbest of them all angry

Romance › Girls And Their Cheap Passwords by Goahead(op): 5:55pm On Dec 09, 2016

This has just confirmed our earlier claim that most girls have fish brains. They don't think outside of the box.
To buttress my point, bunch of them girls use their phone numbers, their names (without the usual spacing) or the same email address as their passwords.
Just few days ago one old mama from South Africa says she's looking for a Nigerian husband, carelessly she dropped her South African phone number which enabled me to gain access to her Facebook account instantly.

I ain't bragging about that shịt, but y'all girls got to get your fvcking shits together. angry

Politics › Re: Twin Bomb Blast Hit Adamawa Market by Goahead(m): 5:30pm On Dec 09, 2016

RIP to the dead

Travel › Re: Abakaliki In Pictures by Goahead(m): 2:36pm On Dec 06, 2016

robonski15:
I enjoyed every bit of my service at abakaliki, a very serene city with beautiful structures. I don't mind making there my home someday.

you're welcome bruh, under this present administration, there has been tremendous facelift and urbanization in Abakaliki.

Politics › Re: Umahi Announces 13th Month Salary Bonus For Workers by Goahead(m): 5:12pm On Dec 05, 2016

Vessi:
Open a new thread about Ebonyi state in Politics section and post ALL these pictures there. I will make sure the moderator takes it to front page.

https://www.nairaland.com/3051043/abakaliki-pictures

Politics › Re: Kaduna Government Officially Labels Shiite IMN "Insurgent" by Goahead(m): 4:55pm On Dec 05, 2016

JimmySnow:
In country where they failed to learn from the history, history will record their misbehavior and carelessness. Boko Haram started just like this in Bornu state, FG Killed Yusuf Muhammed now insecurity is the issue.
When we maltreat IMN, we are fighting Iran as a country. Iran is known for supporting terrorist organisation most especially Shiite in the Arab world.
Our government need to be careful in dealing with this IMN, this is a proxy war between the Sunni & Shiite, personally i believe diplomacy is the solution.

Would like to see it played
out that way, when the proxy war between Nigeria and the Iranians begins... Biafra would then be free to go.

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Nairaland General › Re: A Snake Killed At MOUAU Fish Farm (Photos) by Goahead(m): 4:29pm On Dec 05, 2016

Mikylopez:
dah girl tried ooo i cant touch a snake o I've never even seen a snake

Some men do have nonvenomous snakes in between their legs, it'd be fun exploring them. Good luck dear

Travel › Re: Abakaliki In Pictures by Goahead(m): 2:47pm On Dec 05, 2016

We shouldn't let this thread to die please, let's use it to showcase the ongoing transformations in Ebonyi.

Politics › Re: Umahi Announces 13th Month Salary Bonus For Workers by Goahead(m): 11:42am On Dec 05, 2016

This the man that does not brag about his accomplishments, he strives against all odds.
God bless you my governor.

Music/Radio › Re: What Is Your Favorite 2face Idibia's Song? by Goahead(m): 9:19am On Nov 17, 2016

If love is a crime

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Phones › Re: Gionee Power Switch Flex Needed by Goahead(m): 10:43pm On Nov 16, 2016

Kids everywhere on nairaland these days... You were told to pay N1500 to fix your phone, but you couldn't pay. Find a job bruh, and stop being a cuñt here. You messed up your phone, own up and repair it. Stop displaying your congenital fatuity toward Gionee.

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