₦airaland Forum

UchaNwababa:
can she have a sex

flamboyant display of your sex-starved life?

kenonze:
How would Fire service get in there
Bayelsa state
One lane state

You mean all the federal roads in that state are all single carriage?

Even the biggest watermelon in the market is still a learner

So sad

Poverty eradication, when you bunch of donut heads are yet to eradicate illiteracy?

I love your spirit of patriotism

Those millions of volkswagen are to be used for scraps, right?

Tata the gas guzzler

This evil and must be condemned by all, irrespective of your ethnicity.

For those that still don't understand what 18.9" entails, it's like joining together three 6 inches nails and another little flop of centimeters



It's a huge dick people!

Godsfavour001:
she's epileptic. whenever she comes, she will have a seizure. Her eyes roll backwards, she becomes stiff.

This could be the only reasonable comment here

marisdgreat:
shout basiratu

What does that translate to?

signature2012:
Doubt their is any country in the world without Nigerians.

My igbo friend told me if you arrive at any international airport,just shout EMEKA,he said at least someone will respond to you.

LoL, I'm in Pyongyang right now.

The incompetence of Nigerian airforce in full glare

XXLDICK:
If na me, I go use the opportunity go seek asylum for Europe.

You too can exploit this opportunity as a Nigerian

I hope the soldiers drafted to Southern kaduna are not going to aide hausa/Fulani killer machines??

Saudi wahhabis enacting laws in the north... Nothing less

barackodam:
didn't work

Don't know what else to do bruh.... I'm sorry

barackodam:
so you mean snake has never invaded Nigeria before?


Why you no add Naija?

Snakes are only invading nairaland not Nigeria

barackodam:
not yet bro, have any idea for me?

Do this, let's see if could work for you... Boot to TWRP, click on MOUNT and tick always read - only

1. Kindergarten
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In 2014, as kindergartners frolicked on their playground, a deadly viper lurked nearby, undiscovered until 2:00 PM. The kindergarten, located in Bavli, a swank neighborhood in Tel Aviv, Israel, was spotted by a terrified teacher, who notified Ofir Cohen, a snake trapper with Eli Cohen Pesticides. He said the snake’s venom can sometimes kill adults but is much deadlier for children. Cohen said that the Tel Aviv Municipality was negligent in telling the teacher to search for the snake herself. She did as she’d been instructed, and according to Cohen, she was lucky to have escaped being bitten. No additional snakes were found at the school.

2. Public transportation vehicles
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In December 2012, an Egypt Air flight en route from Cairo to Kuwait made an emergency landing in Al Ghardaqa, Egypt, after one of the plane’s passengers was bitten in the hand by the deadly cobra he’d smuggled aboard. He’d been attempting to control the snake, which he’d hidden inside a carry-on bag. After the cobra bit him, it crawled under the plane’s seats. The man refused medical attention, stating that the bite was merely superficial. After local authorities confiscated the snake, the plane continued its flight. No other passengers or crew members were bitten.Japan’s bullet trains nearly always arrive on time, and the one that made an emergency stop after a 30-centimeter (12 in) brown snake was seen slithering between passengers’ seats in September 2016 was no exception. The train was speeding between Tokyo and Hiroshima when it stopped to allow police to capture the snake. The stowaway appeared to be harmless, and no one aboard the train reported being injured. Japan’s public broadcaster, NHK, reported the incident, speculating that the snake may have been an immature rat snake. No one aboard the train admitted to having misplaced the snake, which is forbidden cargo. Besides human passengers, railroad personnel allow only fish and small birds aboard the trains, although in 2011, a nonvenomous, 1-meter (3.3 ft) Honduran milk snake made its way onto a bullet train near Kyoto, causing the train to make an unanticipated stop.

3. Hospital
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In September 2005, more than 200 snakes were removed from Dike Hospital near Cinderford, Gloucestershire, England. Most were in the hospital’s boiler room, perhaps attracted by the heat. Eric Pritchard, the forest ranger who removed the snakes, said that the boiler room represented a perfect place for a pregnant snake to lay her eggs. In 2001, a nurse, opening a cupboard in the boiler room, found 143 newly hatched snakes. “They have had a long association with the hospital,” spokesman Anthony Dallimore acknowledged. Although the unexpected sight of the snakes shocked patients and staff, the snakes were harmless, he added. The captured snakes were removed.

4. Telecommunications Services Of Trinidad and Tobago
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Employees of the Telecommunications Services of Trinidad and Tobago (TSTT) in San Fernando were not happy about the snakes that invaded their workplace in July 2013. In fact, they shut the place down, refusing to work alongside the invaders. Communication Workers Union (CWU) representative Dylan Charles expressed workers’ concern about unsafe working conditions and said that the company had not adequately addressed the situation. TSTT hired a pest control company to spray the compound, and some of the snakes were killed. Despite these eradication efforts, Charles said that employees were still finding snakes.

5. Courthouse
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Brown DeKay’s snakes, also known as earth snakes, invaded the Hinds County, Mississippi, circuit clerk’s basement office, taking up residence there for several months in the spring of 2013. According to Deputy Clerk Kelly Phillips, the largest of the nonvenomous snakes was the thickness of her finger and several inches long. Former zookeeper Percy King identified the snakes. Their teeth were probably too soft, he said, to break a person’s skin. Although the snakes were harmless, they frightened Phillips and several of her colleagues.