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The South African media personality & one-time D'banj rumoured girlfriend, is currently on holiday at Zanzibar Beach House and shared some photos on instagram. More photos when you Continue here...

Remember the man who slumped while jugging along Stepping Stone bus stop in Satellite town Lagos yesterday morning? (read here). The man has died.

A close family friend said the man, who has been identified as Sunny Enebong, died yesterday. He probably suffered a heart attack but didn't get help in time because instead of calling an ambulance, passersby surrounded him and was just staring at him. According to Nigeria Police who...
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Governor of Bayelsa impacts Amaechi, Jang, others;​ needs ​Governors’ Forum race shelved

The Governor of Bayelsa state, Seriake Dickson, has lambasted his colleague governors, especially Chibuike Amaechi and Jonah Jang of Rivers and Plateau States respectively, for ​​”destroying” the governors’ forum.

He tackled the outgoing governors for their role in the crisis that engulfed the ​​forum since 2013, and for attempting to hold fresh elections for new leaders just days before end of their tenures.​

Mr. Dickson ​urged his colleagues to shelve the idea of electing​ a​ new set of officials for the Nigeria Governors Forum until after the handover of power on May 29.

The NGF is billed to hold its first meeting as a unified group since 2013 when it split into two after the election of new leaders.

Rivers Governor,Mr. Amaechi, had defeated his Plateau state counterpart, Mr. Jang, by 19 votes to 16, but Mr. Jang refused to accept defeat, alleging irregularities. He subsequently formed a parallel body with his loyalists.

​T​he Director General of the NGF, Ashishana Okauru, informed PREMIUM TIMES on Sunday that the body would meet Monday by 8 p​.​m​.​ in Abuja to review its activities and elect new officials.



Mr. Dickson issued a statement on Monday saying holding an election when many of the governors have completed their two terms in office amount​s​ to imposing officials on new governors elected on April 11.

Read the full text of Mr. Dickson’s statement below:

It has come to my knowledge that my distinguished and respected senior colleagues, i.e out-going governors, governors whose tenures will be ending May 29, 2015, have summoned a meeting of the purported Nigeria Governors’ Forum for Monday, the 18th of May, 2015. Among other things on the card for discussion, I understand, may be the selection of a new leadership of the forum.

Having participated in the activities of the NGF at the period during its crisis with my respected colleagues, most of whom are now ending their respective governorship tenures, and having also known the roles played by most of the key actors of the forum in the orchestration and mismanagement of a needless crisis at such a..
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It's conspicuous the 30-year-old Prince has taken in the humbling strides from mother Princess Diana too well.

Prince Harry is eventually following in the humbling footsteps of his late mother Princess Diana as he was snapped gracefully kneeling on the ground so he could speak with a man confined to a wheelchair at a spinal injury hospital in New Zealand on Friday, May 15.

The 30-year-old royal visited the spinal rehabilitation unit at Middlemore Hospital in Auckland's south to meet with patients as they took steps with their walkers and used hand weights as part of their treatment.

He was greeted at the hospital by a karanga, or call of welcome, which echoed through the large gymnasium.

Harry spoke intimately with a number of patients and encouraged them as they carried out exercises from their rehabilitation program.

About 30 staff from the hospital and the New Zealand Rugby Foundation - which supports the unit as a number of rugby players are undergoing treatment there - sang during the formal welcome for the....
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NFF President Amaju Pinnick guaranteed to compensate the Super Falcons with money in the event that they perform well at the anticipated FIFA World Cup.

The Nigeria Football Federation have pledged cash rewards to the Super Falcons ahead of the forthcoming FIFA Women's World Cup.

The pledge was delivered to the players by the president of the NFF Amaju Pinnick at the FIFA Goal Project, National Stadium, Abuja on Wednesday, May 13.

He promised cash rewards of $400,000 (N88million) to the Super Falcons squad if they reach the final of this summer’s FIFA Women’s World Cup finals in Canada.

“I am telling you girls in all sincerity. If you get to the quarter -finals of the World Cup, I am giving you $50,000. A spot in the semi finals will earn you the sum of $100,000 and if you get to the final, I am indebted to you to the sum of $250,000," Pinnick told the girls.

“I have absolute faith in you. You have done this nation proud on several occasions, winning seven African Women Championship titles out of nine editions. You are daughters of glory and I see you performing beyond expectation at the World Cup.”

The Falcons according to the NFF official website will depart Nigeria on Tuesday, May 18 for a 16-day training camp in Toronto, ahead of the 7th FIFA Women’s World Cup finals.
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The extension in recompense classifications is more specific in the film division, making space to perceive more indigenous performers, on-screen characters and movie producers.

In celebrating its 10 anniversary, the Nigeria Entertainment Awards has expanded its nomination categories and instituted new policies on how it will distribute its well sought after award trophy.

The expansion in award categories is more particular in the movie sector, making room to recognize more indigenous actors, actresses and film makers. The world recognizes the Nigeria film industry and its global success and our platform mission extends to the development of the subsector of Nollywood.

President/CEO, Mr. Martin Fayomi on the issue of trophy distribution to eventual winners said "We make it a policy that award recipients that aren’t available to pick up their plaques during the weekend of the award ceremony must issue an official request in writing to the organizing body and proper arrangement will be made to have the trophy picked up at our headquarters. NEA will no longer haul plaques or ship trophies to entertainers for obvious reason of cost and convenience."

Nomination announcement is set for June 11, 2015. This announcement will be made via media release and published thereafter on our website.

Voting will commence on July 1st and close August 30th, 2015. Fans are encouraged to stay tuned to AfroMusic Pop TV - DSTV Channel 326 for all updates on NEA and exclusive content from the awards ceremony.


Below are the 2015 NEA Awards Categories:


Music:

Movie:

Others:
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The glad ladies celebrate as their spouses and sweetheart seal a UCL last place after the draw with Real Madrid.

After watching their husband and boyfriends sealing a UEFA Champions League final on Wednesday, May 13, wives and girlfriends of Juventus players were in celebratory mood.

Wife of goalkeeper Marco Storari took to her Instagram account to post a photo of other Juventus WAGs celebrating after the win against Real Madrid.

The wives and girlfriends of the Juve squad were holding up a message saying ‘noi andiamo a Berlino’, which means 'see you in Berlin.'

Legendary Juventus midfielder Pavel Nedved was also in the Bernabeu crowd on Wednesday night was also pictured in the dressing room with the players celebrating and....
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Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT.

I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant.

Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so i quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.

Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary as proof of vacancy. You can't swerve me this time. Give me the job.

Thank you,
Yours Truly,
Obi Nwaeke and....
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"O' LEVEL APPLICATION LETTER"

Mass-best, a disabled person, was captured regarding a stolen icebox.

Upon the arrival of the judgment, the High Court judge said, "Taking a gander at you, I have seen that you can't be a hoodlum because of your strolling incapacity.

Along these lines, since you've been wrongly blamed for taking and your nobility stripped far from you, I arrange you to take this cooler to be yours from today!

Give it a chance to be your pay." Massbest said thanks to the Judge and with happiness, he bounced down from his hand bike, creeped and conveyed the cooler by his back going home.

After he slithered for around ten meters, the Judge said, "You have effectively demonstrated to us that you are surely a hoodlum.

Presently you are therefore sentenced to two years in jail with hard work....
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A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the beers before selling out.

So they placed adverts and one afternoon, a dirty, rough looking man walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.

The manager tried to figure out how he could drive this man away but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give the man a trial.

He ordered his secretary to give the man a glass of wine. He took a sip and said,

It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers." "That's correct!" The manager exclaimed, "Well give him another one lets see."
So he was given. He took a sip again and said, "It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, southwestern slope, oak barrels." "Incredible!" said the manager.

Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if he will get that."

So the man was given the cup of urine.

He took a sip, turned to the manager and said, "Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not given this job, sir, I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy!
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An effective Businessman traveled to Vegas for the weekend to bet.

He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left except for a coin and the second a large portion of his round-outing ticket. In the event that he could simply get to the airplane terminal, he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the clubhouse where there was a taxicab holding up.

He got in and disclosed his circumstance to the taxicab driver. He guaranteed to send the driver cash from home, he offered him his Mastercard numbers, his drivers permit number, his location, and so on.

yet, without much of any result. The taxicab driver said, ''If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hellfire out of my taxi!''

So the Businessman was compelled to drift to the airplane terminal and was scarcely so as to catch his flight. After one year, the specialist, having worked long and difficult to recapture his money related achievement, came back to Vegas and this time he won huge. Feeling really great about himself, he went out to the front of the gambling club to recover a taxicab ride to the air terminal.

Well who if he see out there, toward the end of a long line of taxis, however his old mate who had declined to issue him a ride when he was down on his good fortune.

The Businessman pondered how he could make the fellow pay for his absence of philanthropy, and he hit on an arrangement.

The representative got in the first taxi in the line, ''How much for a ride to the airplane terminal,'' he asked? ''Fifteen dollars,'' came the answer. ''Also, what amount for you to issue me a penis massage in transit?''

What?! Get the damnation out of my taxi!'' The Businessman got into the back of every taxicab in the long line and asked the same inquiries, with the same result. When he got to his old companion at the back of the line, he got in and asked,

How much for a ride to the air terminal?'' The taxicab driver answered, ''Fifteen bucks.''

The agent said, ""Ok."" and off they went. At that point, as they drove gradually past the long line of taxicabs, the specialist offered a huge grin and go-ahead sign to every driver. Facebook​​​​​ Twee... and..
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"ALL JOKES FORUM HERE"

1) The city morgue
2) A gynecologist
3) A proctologist
4) A urologist
5) A tow truck company
6) The coliseum in 50 A.D.
7) A self esteem weekly group meeting.
A collection agency
9) A marriage counselor
10) A funeral home
11) Alcoholics Anonymous
12) The IRS
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The Cannibal Jokes

A cannibal visited the witch doctor with a serious skin rash.
The doctor gave him a small pot of grease to rub on.
He returned next week completely cured. " Wonderful stuff what is it" he said
"My best friend died . I boiled him in a pot for six days then skimmed the grease off" he replied.
" What do you call it?" Said the cannibal.
" Pal o' mine lotion" replied the witch doctor.
Irish Saw mill Accident....
Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local saw mill.

One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw.
Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the local hospital.
Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital and asks after Mick. The nurse says, "Oh he's out in Rehab exercising".
Paddy couldn't believe it, but there's Mick out the back exercising his now re-attached arm.

The very next day he's back at work in the sawmill.

A couple of days go by, and then Mick slips and severs his leg on another bloody big saw.
So Paddy puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick off to the Hospital.
Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is. The nurse replies, "He's out in the Rehab again exercising".

And sure enough, there's Mick out there doing some serious work on the treadmill. And very soon Mick comes back to work.

But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident and severs his head.
Wearily, Paddy puts the head in a plastic bag and transports it and Mick to the hospital.
Next day he goes in and asks the nurse how Mick is. The nurse breaks down and cries and says, "He's dead."

Paddy is shocked, but not...
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Korede Akinpelumi, the University of Lagos (UNILAG) best graduating understudy for the 2013/2014 session, completed from the branch of compound building with a Cumulative Grade Point Average (CGPA) of 4.96. Perused his involvement in UNILAG and the mystery of his prosperity.

UNILAG Best Graduating Student - Korede Akinpelumi

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For 21-year-old Korede Akinpelumi, mounting the podium to receive academic prizes is like treading on familiar terrain. Perhaps, winning laurels and prizes seems to be another fitting middle name for the Ondo State-born chemical engineer.

No wonder, last Wednesday during the University of Lagos convocation, Akinpelumi repeated what he knows how to do best. He not only emerged the best overall graduate for the 2013/2014 session; more than any other student did, he mounted the podium on many occasions, shaking hands with and embracing principal officers of the school, including the Vice-Chancellor, Prof. Rahamon Bello, and the Pro-Chancellor and Chairman of the Council of the university, Prof. Jerry Gana.

Among the academic diadems he took away are the Vice Chancellor’s Prize; Dean of Engineering Prize; New Era Foundation Prize; UNILAG Parent Forum Prize and the Prof. Ayo Ogunye Scholarship Prize.

Others are the Elumelu Legacy Prize; UNILAG Alumni Association Prize; Prof. W Harmon Ray Prize, and the late Prof. Adetokunbo Sofoluwe Prize....
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Nigeria Government has now displayed Alot of goodes for all individuals. There are some secret hiding under government officials whose did not want the country to go ahead of betterment of the mass unless is for them alone.

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Nigerian pop star well known as Davido, is not happy over the use of “Mama Davido Restaurant and Bar” by a fan of his.

He took to his social media pages (Instagram and Twitter) to show his displeasure.

The Omobaba Olowo crooner was spotted on Sunday partying with American rappers, 50Cents and Nicki Minaj at Sin City while he won a bet of almost $4m following the victory of Floyd Mayweather over Manny Pacquiao.....
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ABUJA - MEMBERS of the House of Representatives, Tuesday unanimously rejected a motion seeking the removal of fuel subsidy.

By: Emman Ovuakporie

This was sequel to a motion promoted by Rep Sunday Kareemi, PDP, Kogi entitled:’The recurring crisis of fuel subsidy’ which was killed on arrival by members of the House.

Lawmakers in turn roundly condemned the motion saying it is anti-people to remove fuel subsidy.
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This world is now running an end race, pastors are now talking about how they have been seeing God in their revelations everyday.

This listed Pastors in Nigerian are called Prophets of endtime.

(Here are the list names and photos of the endtime Prophets)

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Is Big Sean's compromise a move to disdain ex, Ariana Grande?

After openly embarrassing her, Big Sean is supposedly attempting to repair his association with his ex fiancee, Naya Rivera despite the fact that she is expecting a child with spouse, Ryan Dorsey, 31.

Reports say Sean cold-bloodedly remove his ex, Naya after he dumped her for Ariana Grande however is presently connecting with her in an endeavor for pardoning.

A source tells HollywoodLife: "Sean has contacted Naya since his part with Ariana. He has a few second thoughts about how everything ran down with her, and in addition openly dissing her, and is presently attempting to offer compensation."

In any case, its charged that Rivera has proceeded onward and is extremely content with her present life. "Tragically she doesn't appear to be keen on listening to it,'' the source includes.

"Regardless of his awful kid picture, Sean has an enormous heart and he truly needs to locate the ideal adoration to spend whatever remains of his existence with and have kids," the source claims.

Need we remind you he sand his enormous sonf 'I Don't F*ck With U' for Naya after they part a year ago?
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Kenya's bad young woman had a two-piece clad weekend

Huddah Monroe who knows how to court thought and discord comparatively posted photographs of her in a pink two-piece chilling on a boat in Zanzibar, Tanzania.


Kenya's number one bad chick Huddah Monroe let it hang during the weekend...literally.

Huddah Monroe who knows how to court attention and controversy equally posted pictures of her in a pink bikini chilling on a boat in Zanzibar, Tanzania.

Of course the pictures were hot, sexy and some would say a little bit too revealing.

In her usual care free manner Huddah Monroe posted these pics and wrote "If you don't feed me , Finance me or Bleep me your opinion doesn't really matter!#StayTrueToYourself" in one of the captions.... read more..


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Applications are invited from suitably qualified candidates for appointment into several Academic and Non-Academic positions in the Federal Polytechnic of Oil and Gas, Bonny.
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Juventus won the Italian title for the 31st time on Saturday after Arturo Vidal's first half strike saw Massimiliano Allegri's side thrashing Sampdoria 1-0.

It was their fourth alliance title consecutively with the same number of amusements to extra this season.

Chilean midfielder Vidal met Stefan Lichtsteiner's profound skimmed cross with a flawlessly put header in the 32nd moment to put Juventus 17 focuses in front of second-set Lazio, who go to transfer debilitated Atalanta on Sunday with...
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A middle-aged man, Malam Abubakr Umar, who started trekking from Yola, Adamawa, on April 26, to celebrate the victory of President-elect, Maj-Gen Muhammadu Buhari, arrived Bauchi on Saturday, on his way to Abuja.

Umar, 43, popularly called “Duduwalle” by residents of Jimeta in Yola North Local Government Area of Adamawa , told newsmen in Bauchi that he was carrying more than 300 letters of requests from people of the North East sub-region, to Buhari.

According to him, most of the letters contained requests urging the president-elect to address the problem of insecurity and re-build the sub-region.

He said that the letters were given to him by people along the road, adding that “some women have also asked me to....
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Barely one month to hand over to new administration, Gov. Sullivan Chime of Enugu State has vacated the Governor’s Lodge at the Government House in Enugu.

A top government official, who pleaded anonymity, told News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Enugu on Saturday that Chime had moved to his private residence at Independence Layout, Enugu....read more...


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