₦airaland Forum

friendlyadvice:
macron be like
I am sooooo bathing with bleach when I get back, all these monkeys make me feel like I'm at a zoo

Fool

Brace yourselves...


Igbo Amaka crew incoming..

Nickijoy:
Stop bothering yourself over what other people are doing with their lives..

I taya oo

ChiefAzubuike:
No be black man mentality. It's all about behaving yourself and showing respect.

You're kidding right? Show respect for who... That is some slave talk...

Is the pitch slippery ni?

Gooal

That arse tho...

tidedroid:
hopefully it doesn't take long for dstv to upgrade to 4k,but for now Netflix and youtube offer 4k content and most 4k TVs come with Netflix and youtube preinstalled.watched the last of us 2 e3 gameplay demo on my phone at 720p and on a 4k TV and the amount of extra detail was amazing.people with Xbox one x,ps4 pro and PCs with gtx 1070 and above will also be able to take advantage of it so 4k isn't a waste of money

And 4K on Xbox One X really looks good... And it supports HDR.

Gooooooooooaaaalllllll

I no dey like this kind nervousness wey I dey get

Elon Musk is African actually....


*flies away*

she uses her ass to thank the Lord?? ''Let's begin to wave our dicks unto tha Lord......''

fine bwoy

I have never scrolled this fast in my entire digital life....

Aldebaran:

Is the baby an American,a Nigerian or an Aeroplanean?

my thoughts exactly...lolz :-D

COOL10:
. I'm not a big fan of Nasty C's lyrics but I so much love and respect his flow and versatility. And as for the comparison,have you listened to Boogey?

i'm a big nasty fan of nasty ..... And nope , haven't listened to Boogey. Recommend me one of his tracks.

teamv:
wo no be rap song nigerian rap is not appealing man

true....

the people screaming..''we don't knw u'' seem pained. He's telling truth tho.. Somebody should name one nigerian rapper that can rub shoulders with Nasty C.............anyone??

what if he sent gifts and birthday wishes and stuff.....he can't jus snub his son's bday. Abi him teh u sey he snub am?

iffa stone this OP 3310 for head, the brain go default... See Blasphemy abeg!!??

Narldon:
Today is My Wedding Anniversary..

I'm in a Long-term Relationship, abi na marriage, with a very annoying Boo since 1960..

Although Boo was born in 1914, 103 years.This old man still acts like an infant..
This Boo of mine has been getting on my nerves..

Though at the Onset, everything looked rosy until 1967..

Boo got into a serious quarrel with one of us (his wives) which degenerated into a serious fight that lasted three solid years!

Why? Because she filed for divorce..

Boo was really brutal sha.. I would call that Domestic Violence

Our Neighbours kept watching in silence...

They later reconciled after our in-laws intervened..

We kept on living together; or rather, pretended to continue living in peace..

Did I forget to mention that Boo is a Multi-Billionaire? Sure he is so wealthy. He has many Oil wells..

Yet Boo is so stingy..

For 57 years, Boo refused to give me even just 'half' oil well, talk more of one..

Boo can be so petty and stingy ehnn!

My monthly allowance is just 18,800.. and yet Boo has billions of dollars stacked in his bank accounts! Boo calls it minimum wage..

Boo owns big two rivers in our backyard, and a very mighty Dam, all which can generate Hydro-electricity..

But can You believe that since 57 years Boo has been depending on Generator!

Boo has lots of international and global connections.. Boo has too many friends..
Most of whom are willing to help..

But do you know that:

Boo refused to construct a good road in our street

Boo refused to build oil refineries.. he prefers to send it to his white friends

Boo refused to pay our domestic staff and workers.. most of them are currently on strike!

Boo has refused to pay the children's school fees

Boo has refused to take care of our sick relatives..

Boo cannot provide jobs for graduates

Boo cannot build good schools

Boo has refused to buy a good car, or good clothes for his wives..

What a Stingy Boo!

Meanwhile, Boo is a chronic cheat..

He has no feelings! He flirts with all manner of women called "POLI-THIEF-CIANS"

They have been looting all the Family wealth... Selfish Bunch of Cows!

Currently, we have been facing lots of security crises in the house, not minding all the Battalion of Army we claim to protect us.

I don't even want to talk about the ones that wear black and black on the roadside that love bribe like pure-water!

Yet, we are still being attacked by aliens in the name of herdsmen, Bokoharam etc..

Rather, Those he prefers to tag Terrorists are his own relatives who were just having a protest against the non-challancy of Boo and his whores! Boo descended on them with PYTHON DANCE! What a heartless Boo!

I can go on and on.. but I cannot exhaust all


Not minding that Boo has beaten and abused me in all manner of ways, I still Love Boo. He is my First Love.

He has a great sense of humour which I can't resist. Even though I sometimes feel like dumping his sorry ass, but I find it difficult to cheat on Boo.

I know someday, God will touch Boo and he will Change for good..

By the way, its our 57 years anniversary! Let's continue to pretend that all is well, maybe with Faith, all will be well..

Happy 57 years Anniversary Boo-Boo!


HAPPY INDEPENDENCE NIGERIA

wow... Nice. Real nice... :-)

delectablegyal:
they call me delectablegyal.



check my dp and like it.

aunty i didn't like the pishure oo, buh e fine. When will u Bleep me...??

kindnyce:
God's creation is Always beautiful, hope the parents will accept him/her in good faith

would u accept that?

danduj:
Don't let this post distract you from the fact that John Wick once killed 3 men in a bar with a pencil. A f**king pencil

bubayega!!! :-D

both christianity and islam are both from God. There is no "one true" religion...
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argue with Amadioha!!!

*flies away*

extrathicc kpomo na im soft pass...

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all this shit talk about islamization is sickening. Nigerians don't deserve Christianity, we suck at it.!!!

Balkan:
No single igbo man on his crew. Na wahooo. Python dance against the Igbos is at all levels

that's Geoffrey Onyema beside him. 2nd nd 3rd pics.

emmyspark007:
It will never be well with all those wishing igbos pain.
More chaos will occur in their lands. They shall rise against each other and kill themselves, terrorism will reign supreme in their lands. I was against this ipob struggle but henceforth I will see to it that someday I will sacrifice my everything for the actualization of biafra. 2019 is fast approaching and as usual Christians mostly igbos will be targeted if the north doesn't produce the president
Nigeria has no future. Our future has been plundered and raped mercilessly


FROM TODAY ONWARDS, I CEASE TO BE A NIGERIAN

ehhhmmm.... Pls. You'll have to stop using our naira to do business. I heard biafran cowries have value than the naira. Don't forget to dispose anything that identifies u as a nigerian.

Dharniel:
who on earth typed this

is there a way i can unread it, coz now e don gimme headache.

Darksider131:
Dude all this youtube guys play games for a living..someone like RADBRAD, T.G, GHOSTROB

SO NO BE NEW THING TO PLAY GAME FOR A LIVING

U forgot PewDiePie

More images.