₦airaland Forum

Timekeeper:
I doubt if trump and the Queen will understand themselves.

As in British language is less complex than American language.. Trump is gonna be fast in speaking and guess what, the Queen is old. She can't cope with fast speakers.

Maybe there will be someone to interpret to the Queen sha...

Likewise trump will need an interpreter to help with the Queen's reply.


How I wish they can employ me to wash the Queen and trump underwears?

I'm currently broke now and I need 5k...

British accent is more complex and faster than america accent

lloyds:
That spurs player beside Alli, looks like Dier. . They guy looks totally hynotysed by that lady. .

He was definitely thinking dirty. .

that's harry winks

Captain marvel costume

Must she announce it on our faces or she doesnt have her contact.?

Road trips can be fun mehn

Hazard wey herera de pocket..
Na oju aye jare..

kemicalreaction:
Conclusion is the last part of an essay

Essay is one of the numerous tests on the writing skills of students

Joshmodest:
Zidane better allow him dribble , it's better to be dribbled than become a murderer ....
If u don't know you can never know !

wunmi590:
It might sound false, but it actually truth.

Madrid wanted him just to use him to make more money for the club.

Though I am a Madrid fan, I dont really like his pattern of playing, because he play with ball too much instead of passing.


I still think we wanted him just to come and sell Jersey and to increase our fan base.

Believe me, in 2yeras, Madrid would have recoup the money they spend on signing him.

Alaye, na lie.. Wage budget can never reach dt

emeijeh:
The thing taya me.
Wetin he gain now, as he be like horse so?

Wetin u gain as u no like am?

xaliujokes:
LOL it's one instant messenger app naija developed. I believe in them though.

They can only survive if our fg ban whatsapp in Nigeria.
Aside that no way.

Flaim is worldwide.. Be guided.. Flaim was meant to compete with messengers like whatsapp and facebook.. That's why they have been giving 750mb to buy traffic around the world.. It is not a nigerian app

abdelrahman:
idiot boy that denied his blackness,eventually banana was thrown to him by white supremacists

Only God can restore all things stolen from u including ur lost senses

SilGent:
Let be sincere here.
If messi doesn't score, there is a likelihood that no body else will score. And if he does, you may not see a single goal from others.

This barca team has casted and messi is saving their asses. Rest messi in all their games and watch as this team will be in 13th position in the league table.

60% of barca goals this season is scored by messi.

Just admit defeat boy.. U cant win all games

femianski:
Hello
Ronaldo has lost a UCL final which in 2009

Thatz 10yrs ago..

Ronaldo has won 12 finals since 2014 while messi has lost 7finals since 2014

femianski:
If it's Ronaldo that scored that rebound, you Ronaldo fanboys will say that goal is goal irrespective of how he scored it.

And u messi fans will mock ronaldo for scoring the tap in by calling him tapinaldo ..

So it goes both way

Nbote:
Jerome Boateng's "Fall like Iroko tree " in Barca vs Bayern Champion's league final is epic

Champion league final

Mk93:
why the haste in calling off the previous strike few days to election only to be preparing for another in a few months?

FG scammed ASUU. They promised ASUU 25billion naira and didnt deliver till today.

Buhari and his bunch of retrogressive fucktards could renovate efcc building with 50billion but couldnt part way with 25 billion earn allowances for education..

I dont blame ASUU.. Nigeria is doomed under these leaders

Mk93:
if they attempt any strike, buhari should fire all of them and replace them with upcoming graduate.
useless people that call off the previous strike because they can't afford to miss the money they will get from election as rec

U clearly dont understand what u are saying

funmisticqueen:
common marriage that will be asking for divorce upandan littering front page. Nonsense and tomorrow dike's marriage. Only a foolish woman will subscribe to common law marriage

So paying bride price do prevent divorce and wife battering ..

Nice Theory u have there,

Joshmodest:
How is this evidence of him being a scammer , it's clearly stated there robbery and sexual assault...three different cases !!!
Nigerians and conclusions !

Arent those ones worse than a scammer and besides efcc found an incriminating laptop of his. More prove that he is a fugitive since he has a criminal record before

Iamicekid:
Ode u know what him don promise him no fulfill am then go and kill ursef maybe unna papa work for him hand fool, even rich family members dey promise dey and fail at the end.. You know how many people him dey help per day Na dia matter him go carry for mind Bleep off all dey had to do is remind him that dude don help More life’s than your stupid politicians... There are better ways to reply like baba has a lot going on and we hope he remember us pretty soon simple... The thug sef get brain pass them he answers and said David has been busy he hasn’t gave him the money but he is rest assured,he will and he gave him the money the day after make unna dey think all this rich people if you don’t seem humble dey Bleep u up like is it your father that put money for my bank and damn the consequences afterwards

Mk those kid con lie as dem ask them wetin dem do with the money ..

hollywater:
Is begging now occupation in Nigeria?

The boys didnt beg him neither did they enter his dm.. T.
Davido made a promise wey e no fih fufil out of attention ..


Just like politicians

Iamicekid:
Abi now unna no do anything for am ooo, him be God, Na only God dey promise wey no dey fail ooo, Person wey u suppose just dey text and remind him u come online saying shit even if he wan give u now, all him other crew members will advice him not to

U be fool.. Cant u see they were asked a question and they replied with the truth..

They didnt enter davido dm to beg for money neither did they ask anything from him.. Hand scratch davido to promise wetin e no fih fufil..

Fans that saw the post davido made 3months ago felt that he should have given them the money, so they ask the boy what they did with the money.. And they replied the truth..

Davido na idiot..

Baba419:
Just another black man with kids he may not be able to claim legitimacy tomorrow

Shut the Bleep up. There are DNA Test and i don't think mikel is a junkie..

festacman:
You don't call out a big man for a donation made out of free will. That's rude and insulting. You remind him as subtly and politely as possible. Compared to Ikorodu Bois, Davido is a big star that should be ordinarily on a high horse. Davido may have a good heart that tends to empower others financially but it shouldn't be abused.

Star or not.. It is very bad to make a promise and fail

Those boys didnt beg him to give

K

Coming to comment when it hits front-page

Diegobonito:
I have Gionee M5 available for sale. Price 30K last. The battery is 6020Mah. Very powerful phone. Call or whatsapp 08107804108.

Location : Nsukka, Enugu State.

I can waybill to any part of the country

M5 mini or pro

GIDIBANKZ:
One thing I like about Nigerian......that are very good in celebrating pple IN PRISON AND PPLE THAT ARE DEAD.......Naira Marley na Number 1.......na Good for am

It is everywhere. It is called posthumous accolades

Nukilia:
Oh God! Don't so this to our graduates! Employ SSCE holders for driving jobs and look for more brain tasking jobs for the youths of this nation. Sanwo Olu should not disappoint...

A five year bachelors degree should be fit for something more challenging than driving BRT!

Who did we offend in this country!

Tell that to graduate wey never see Job for 7yrs..
Atleast the governor still made an arrangement for them.

Buhari wey no get us for mind than travelling nko

Humchi:
stop making it sounds as if he scores against small team only

a brace against liverpool
a brace against man u
a brace against tottenham.

Oboy 30+ goals per season is not easy asked epl fans and ronaldo fan boys.

Dont come and quote me blabbing he should try it in epl,
he is flogging epl top six teams with 26 goals in less that 35 appearances more than any epl player. He is not doing in england but all the way from spain.




Imagine what will happen if he jam cardiff and co.

Make messi come current man utd or chelsea, make we see how e go fair..

Barcelona suit messi style.. Him scoring epl teams in barcelona is nt part of it..

Let him leave that barcelona.. He will become messi of Argentina