₦airaland Forum

Starz825:
Four beautiful kids from different mothers.... Ronaldo dey try o....

No wonder Davido dey call himself Ronaldo...

3 outta 4 were mere surrogacy thru insemination.. The only knack goal he scored was the last child

Martinez39:
Hell no. Divorce laws might destroy Ororo.

Have u ever heard of prenuptial papers

ihitenansa:
We grew up criticising nne for always using firewood and kerosene stoves (sparingly) to cook.. Esp after we visit classmates and family friends homes and see their 'sweet smelling' gascookers. To the extent that when Paterson zochonis,a Greek company that my dad distributes for gives us yearly gifts,nne keeps other electronics but auctions off the gascookers among them..


Fastfoward years later,...am married with kids...guess what? We don't use gascookers in the house,...not after what I experienced sometime in 2003,...

Like saying the solution to a car accident is to trek with leg.. Gas explosions can be avoided if the cylinders are changed when due and kept outta hot region

DrHoganObi:
I don't know the kind of person you are but a network service provider has no business with the password, pattern or code that was used to lock any mobile device. If it's a double Sim device, which provider do you go to and leave the other. The network service can only come in when a sim card is locked but not a device. People de sha in this Nigeria.

Na Tech olodo wey sabi speak english.. Dem full naija

9jaRealist:
Why would anyone go pay a repairer...
When you can resolve it with your provider for FREE?

Nigerians keep promoting/excusing CRIMINALITY...
And then turn around to wonder why we have thieving rulers. SMH
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Once u mentioned provider.. U render ur point invalid.. Phone lock is different from sim lock, except they do phone biometric registration at the point of sale, which they dont, you are saying bullshit

lilbest4:
That boys also watch this conglomeration of wh0res and lazy men lazying about in an uncompleted building explain perfectly why we will never go forward in Africa. A society where boys are foolish never move forward

Asif european wey don move forward no get bb Uk, love island, love chalet e.t.c...

Ur point is dead on arrival..

If dem no kill celebrities.. U no know say nigeria no safe before abi

internationalman:
No, he delivers only when he scores.

If he doesn't score he's useless in the match..

I doubt if he's ever won man of the match award without scoring in the match...


He's just a great goal scorer.. Not fun to watch him play

Which position does he play since u dont want to have sense??

Swap deal + add ons..

Transfer completed

crackhouse:
Because of 500naira u want kill your son?

He go con use 100k + treat am

MrJoshBaba:
Messi is a victim of his standard. So, no treble, no party for Messi...yeah, that's the reality

No Champion league is the word..
Since 2014, it has been that way.. No ucl no ballon d'or/fifa best and of cos uefa best

dapsoneh:
This obviously cant be the best save when the clearance was still to the opponent who clearly slotted the ball in

The op na fool.. The video wasnt complete.. The defender saved the rebound also.. Two saves at split seconds

48noble:
on d 6th October, 2018 Wizkid was staying in hotel somewhere in Lagos. the lady should do her research and meet him there same time same date different year....

U no even get the response.. She ask wizkid to date her.. He gave her the date she requested

ACHIEVERBA:
THIS IS SAME AS FA CUP

Same as carling cup .. Not FA
FA starts january

Bucket list

Bat

Oya time don reach

Mtn, village pple, buhari.. i take God beg una.. no chop my eye

6sco:
@op can we answer by just typing the option letter, like c or a or b for example Instead of typing the answer in full?

U toonlike objective.. na german be this

We they

stormborn28:
shooted ke!!! Osanoboah ooooooo

Shooted is an english word.. but in that context, it is very wrong..

Example: my beans sprout have shooted

Same with trouble-shooted and trouble-shot

Cousin9999:
If he's proud of his ancestors and parents, why did he impregnate and marry this

https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/images/friday/efersbaj5xijaxaxk5cde683cbecf9.jpg

He married her because he is not a racist, chikena

Sofistcatdmoron:
That's y it's good to give birth on time even if you are not married make sure u have a child before u clock 25

Lil wayne had that daughter when he was 16

Graphics is top notch.. Acting aint real enough.. Room for improvement

XhosaNostra:
Lol, the guy has an erection.

How is that wrong??
When he aint castrated

Beverlyjean:
That's what u think... Those women are professionals... The USA female team fit even beat super eagles...

You mean the same us women team that was flogged by under 15boys

ABCthings:
cus, they're blocking the free flow of sense to your brain.

U re obviously deluded to think banning a certain truck brand will prevent road accident. Do u even think at all?

Not to talk of the economical disturbance it will cause since dangote control a wide percentage in the economy..


Cocacola and the rest of them waste lives daily.. They can only pay damages and relive the driver of duty to face the full wrath of the law.. Sometimes, the victim carelessness can also cause accident.. So reason before u type

babsthegreat:
Dangote trucks need to be banned

Why??

AbikeDabiri:
Drogba that took the last PK at Munich na YELLOW abi?

Or terry that missed the final pk in ucl in 2007 na black?

ominilongest:
Wetin person no go c on nairaland
Mbappe better pass Neymar?!
Joker!

Guy, forget mbappe is younger and not injury prone.. Neymar on the other will be bad investment.. Hin carry two long term injury that cost psg champions league they bought him for.. Make e come play copa america, the guy carried injury before opener.. Thank God brazil wasnt built around neymar.. Barcelona na fool to swap fully fit Coutinho with that disaster waiting to happen.. Na money e go come chop

pocohantas:
Forgive her.

Women are polygamous in nature.

Don't allow those men win, she is your wife...they are the intruders.

Just focus on your children, she'll definitely get tired and come back to you. They always do...

Always remember, God hates divorce.
I wish you strength.

Sacarsm .. Gender equality pple wish..

18million fee to die