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It's team Juve baby! Everybody pay your respect to the "Old Lady" of Turin.
#Ote mode activated. Barca mustn't win this trophy again. Not after humiliating me in 2009 and 2011

Dear Lord, biko let's Leo Messi have diarrhea tomorrow night

My father will prolly think something is wrong with me

mymadam:
Authorities in the Indian capital have banned the sale of Maggi noodles for 15 days after high levels of lead were found in batches tested in Delhi and the state of Uttar Pradesh.

The government has ordered countrywide tests of Maggi noodle samples amid a growing food-safety scare. Several major grocery chains have already taken India's favourite noodles off the shelves.

Link: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-32987682

Na only God dey help us for naija o. Hmmmm!

Bingo, ekuke, mongrel? The dog no get breed ni?

EUROBOMBER:
It is time to start executing people in this country to restore sanity. I am an advocate of death penalty and I believe some crimes should be punished by death.

Rapists should be executed

Terrorists should be executed

Kidnappers should be executed

Fake drug/hard drug dealers should be executed.

Murderers/money ritualists should be executed

Human rights groups campaigning against the death sentence should go to hell and join Satan there. Don't tell me that it is bad to dispatch these despicable set of people to hell because when they harm/kill their victims, they show no mercy at all.

I say execute them all! Nonsense!

For the very first time, I totally agree with you on this. I wish others can see reason why it should be a death penalty after trial for this crimes

blacnewton:
Yeah I've been to La Campagne, its darn too expensive. How much is the gate fee at Whispering Palms and does the gate fee cover all these activities you listed above? Thanks

The gatefee at Tropicana should be enough to have a good time for one person at Whispering Palms

It's a great recreation facility. Serene also. They have a pool, a mini Zoo, the blue ocean, boat ride, a bar, chalets for rent, etc. Gatefee is what I can't remember.
La campagne Tropicana is another great resort on the other end of Lagos, though a tat more expensive

To unfreeze it? Just put it in the microwave and heat at 700watts for 15 minutes, or on low heat on top of a gas cooker for 10mins

Reminiscent of the movie, "Mad Money" .
Seems the con-men were trying to act out the movie script

Did any responsible citizen bother to call the fire service? Or its the usual "we called but there was no water" rant?

Reminiscent of the movie, "Mad Money". Guess they must have been motivated by the movie

Reminds one of the movie, "Mad Money"

But the story funny sha. Shame dey catch the husband to talk true.
The height of irresponsibility was when he could not even afford his own hospital bills

This Bishop wan dey find trouble sha

Make una relax, it's just a few days into this administration. The public declaration will still come

jasmine01s:
Report fuel/petrol stations selling above N87 in and around your area to {DPR} Department Of Petroleum Resources On: 012790000. Be An Instrument Of Change. Dial d number, listen to a voice prompt, dial 9, then pass the information across

Pass it on till it gets to everyone .Change is definitely here

The truth is PMS is actually lifted from the depots at a price higher than the #87 fixed price, that's why many stations still sell between 120-150. This info is from those who work at the depots

Yipee!

kovak:
Have you seen the Democrats and Republicans at loggerheads? They oppose each other on everything. So please don't come here and start demonizing nigerian political parties.

All these things are good for accountability and transparency.

No mind the OP, na learner. Hr expects the opposition to pat the ruling party on the back for a job well done

Baba oyoyo!

It's like that abi?
Okay, me too I wan to sue Jonathan and mama Piss for using the toilet last night, without flushing!
Jobless charge and bail peeps

Is like that abi?
Okay, me too I wan to sue Jonathan and mama Piss for using the toilet last night, without flushing!
Jobless charge and bail peeps

I thought some peeps said there was no scarcity in the east

You had the opportunity to ask the sonologist, you didn't. You could have asked your doctor, you didn't. Now you want to trust the opinion of complete strangers. Okay
A longitudinal lie and cephalic presentation is perfectly normal, provided it stays that way throughout the pregnancy
And it's antenatal, not antinatal

Hmmm. Na now ya eye just open abi?
Anyway, I expect another change in leadership of a parastatal,maybe EFCC, maybe not

Clone2020:
With such a low budget, are you planning to rob a store for it?

Help me ask am o

How come local staff of the villa are owed s whooping 1.2billion naira?

Jorussia:
propel filling station@ogida,benin city,as at yesterday evening,it was #150 per liter,but you will pay #50 for your gallon.

Pls can you buy and ship fuel down to lagos for me? A litre goes for between 500-750 down here

I don't remember the promise of pump price gas @ 45 naira. It was Prof Tam David-West that made the statement during an interview

PassingShot:
Plea bargaining is very in order. Without it, it will be very difficult to achieve quick result.

I understand that. It's just that many of these schizophrenics(that what my teacher calls Nigerian politicians, cause of their unexplainable irresistible zeal to continue stealing and looting) deserve to stand trial, and be jailed, with all of their properties and assets confisticated

Pls no plea bargains. Let their arses rot in gaol as a deterrent to others hoping to tow the line of corruption
And pls there's a need to restructure the judiciary. The system is corruption ridden with a lot of loopholes, which is why someone who steals 25 billion naira can get off the hook with the option of a 3 million naira fine.