₦airaland Forum

tekxx:




I am so sorry..... I apologize to everyone if you, for lacking sense of humour(albeit temporarily). in fact, I didn't even comprehend it was a joke, until I saw his your response.
the statement (ie the joke) had me thinking of some of my colleagues who did what the joke hypothesized to our students in the just concluded 3rd term, that our Principal held a staff meeting because if the issue...... hence I sparked!!!
apologies once again.

apologies accepted dear.. I understand.

dmercy141983:
If alert no enter by next week Monday eeeeh ! Niger delta avengers is there portion . which kind nonsense be diz one sef suffering and smillimg hoping in hopelessness crying to deaf ears .

lol... from what I found out from my prins.the worst we can expect is Wednesday next week. cause the people at min of finance are working with a new voucher which will take relatively longer time to do... abeg leave avengers outta this oh.. lols

neoph:
my brother na info i dey share ooo... in order to diagnose an issue, information is important.... one has to try and find out what is the truth and what is not really true... just trying to relay what i have found out... to give people hope that it will soon come to conclusion... no vex

lol. right now paranoid teachers be like BABA, EVERY SOURCE OF YOURS BETTER PROVIDE US WITH THE DATE OF OUR PAYMENT OR IT WILL BE AS USELESS AS THE ''P'' IN ''PSYCHO ''

masterchi:
gold na u add the part where gov approve oh.lol. Dnt mislead the guy becos u wan give am hope.

hahaha..your head dey there.
but seriously when I went to the ICT dept last week. they assured me that the list then was with the governor for approval. after which it will be sent to the finance people.. so for the fact that its now with the min of finance we can make some deductive inference that our man has approved.
amen oh.

nick4lifeng:
stories for the gods, stories that touches the heart. No excuse for non payment, absolute wickedness. Hw long will this continue, from biometrics excuse, now ict abi na min of finance abi na banks and people are suffering

baba calm down. lets focus on the good side of this info. which is the list is now with min of finance (meaning the governor has approved the payment ). see?

latest info from the Biometrics/ICT guys' tweeter handle


#RVBiometrics
1. ICT really cant ans q's re timing of payment, Min of Finance is processing, pls give some time

2. The Batch8 payments will start soon that's guaranteed . we understand the anxiety pls bear with us

4. the Gov constantly urges all govt agencies and banks to resolve issues as fast as possible

5. contrary to some contrary opinions, H.E. Gov Wike takes this salary payment as extremely important

6. and both ICT and Min of Fin are virtually working round the clock to process.. please bear with us.

copied from @rvsg_ict

guys, y'all should take some chill pills. it can't get any worse from here.

masterchi:
my own prayer start yesterday. bro abeg no what u ask for oh. Mountain of fire cannot pray for u in anger and u survive the next day. Abeg oh even if we get make they neva pray oh else we may be swearing in another gov before month end.lol

hahahaha.. abi? better the devil we know than the angel we don't know... who knows? the next governor may just come in and put this Wailers' last batch in the cooler. lol. I beg I stand with wike.

masterchi:
bros we know alert is smiling from a distance. What we want is when will it arrive. Ask ur sauce abi na source if we are to wait for another 5 weeks?

hahahahaha no be only sauce na stew... best humour of the day.
on a serious note. lets forget this source issue. whenever oga gives the nod. alerts will roll in. as for me i don pray make God touch this man heart so tay prayer wan finish for my mouth,.. mountain of fire teacher no dey this group?

masterchi:
after 7 months without salary I'm amazed u can still afford a little sense of humour.

lol. for some of us laughter is the best medicine against this government's systematic genocide on us... if you like vex or paranoid from now till next year. the man will pay when he wants to pay...
have you been hearing the voices of the TUC or NUT chairmen lately?
lol.. please do the math.

tekxx:
please, teaching is a job of conscience. if one is an atheist or lacks moral good standing, that person is free to behave in that manner...... it is however better one doesn't go to class at all, than to go and teach wrongly!!!! the kids of those responsible for this situation don't attend Govt schools.

OMG... it really beats me that the bulk of teachers here don't have a little sense of humour. for crying out loud. its a joke and nothing personal.
gosh!

ChyChy17:
I don't believe this.

that makes 2 of us.

tutudame:
Information reaching me from a friend who knows someone at the ministry of Finance has said payment will be by month end.Meaning first week of September since that's when the month ends for Rivers State Government.That is two (2) straight holidays and sessions or terms without salaries.Na God be my witness,if I no take this job seriously,en no go vex.I have tried.Since we started this job,our payment has been epileptic like Nepa's power supply.

cool, guess we should be thanking the government for helping us save 7 months salary. my only regret is I wont be able to get the accumulated interest on top.
#RUBBISH

hail:
A colleague of mine just enquired from his friend at the finance department who told him that they just received the list of the last batch today covering all those who did their biometrics on July.

this is more like it..
2 thumbs up guy

lols.. my man cruize,its been a while.,whither you,?
guy e reach to paranoid oh. 6 months and still counting no be joke.

simple, if you live in town. help us find out whats causing the delay from the finance people.

Please if you stay around the state secretariat.help us by going to the min of finance to find out what ishappening to the 8th batch's payment.
this suspense can lead to BP

otubobo:
....batch8 na ending after faac allocation....the same trend of payment...relax

ending? as in this month end?
haba,that will make some people to live without payment 2 months after Biometrics.. its absurd.

Please if you stay around the state secretariat.help us by going to the min of finance to find out what is happening to the 8th batch's payment.

please is there anyone here that is being owed from Feb till date that banks with zenith. union. Skye. first or ecobank that hasn't been paid yet... am asking to find out if these banks have people like us banking with them.

Fiafiad:
Ecobank has paid their workers just now.

just July too?

please has anyone here banking with UBA received alert?

Catalyst4eva:
July alert received. SSSB Khana, Union bank

my God. please do you know if anybody in your LGA is being owed the other months?

my advice is simple...
try and be patient , we all know that zenith pays first. its when it gets to the turn of other banks and we still see only July payment (God forbid ) that we should raise dust.

D-Day...

Alert arriving with fanfare.

marcodura:
That's very small amount to hold. It's just 860million. Nevertheless, Rivers state is very buoyant, they should pay everyone quickly.

you call 860M a very small money? guy you get money oh. this amount is just 140M shy of becoming 1 BILLION naira.'.. you've gotta admit such an amount isn't beans '

Chibuking81:
How much each State got
as Allocation from FG In
July 2016
How much each
State got as
Allocation from FG In
July 2016
The 36 states in July shared
N145 billion from the
Federation Account as their
share of what the country
generated as revenue from
June and shared in July.
The breakdown is
contained in a report
obtained by the News
Agency of Nigeria on
Thursday from a source at
the office of the
Accountant-General of the
Federation.
NAN recalls that at the last
Federation Account
Allocation Committee
meeting held in July,
federal, states and local
governments shared N559
billion as against the N305
billion that was shared
before that.
The Minister of Finance,
Kemi Adeosun, attributed
the increase, which is the
highest for the
administration, to
efficiency in collection by
revenue generating
agencies, especially the
Federal Inland Revenue
Service.
However, a source at the
office of the Accountant-
General’s Office said the
increase was simply
companies paying their
Company Income Tax.
The person said CIT was
usually paid between June
and August every year.
He said: “If you follow
revenue trend, you will
notice that the federation’s
revenue goes up around
these period, so it’s
nothing new.”
The report showed that the
revenue distributed
included the Gross
Statutory revenue, Value
Added Tax, exchange gain,
solid minerals revenue
from 2007 to 2014 and 13
per cent derivation to oil
producing states.
The report showed that
before distribution, state
liabilities were deducted.
The liabilities included
external debt of N1.67
billion, contractual
obligations of N10.62
billion and other
deductions amounting to
N17.1 billion.
The report showed that
other deductions cover
National Water
Rehabilitation Projects,
National Agricultural
Technology Support,
Payment for Fertilizer, State
Water Supply Project, State
Agriculture Project and
National Fadama Project.
To sum it up, here is what
the 36 states got after all
deductions were made:
Abia N3.55 billlion,
Adamawa N3.53 billion,
Cross River N2.65 billion,
Ekiti N2.42 billion,
Edo N2.9 billion,
Kaduna N4.79 billion,
Kano N5.95 billion,
Lagos N8.30 billion,
Rivers N6.82 billion
and Zamfara, N2.95
billion.
Delta N5.1 billion,
Anambra N3.82 billion,
Benue N3.89 billion,
Borno N4.2 billion,
Ebonyi N3.40 billion,
Enugu N3.72 billion,
Gombe N2.89 billion,
Nassarawa N3.31 billion,
Imo N3.7 billion
and Kano N3.89 billion.
Yobe got N3.67 billion,
Taraba N3.36 billion,
Sokoto N4.08 billion,
Plateau N2.81 billion,
Oyo N4.13 billion,
Osun N1.2 billion,
Ondo N3.7 billion,
Ogun N2.83 billion,
Niger N3.82 billion
and Kebbi N3.78 billion.
Also, Katsina got N4.49
billion,
Bayelsa N4.98 billion,
Bauchi N4 billion,
Jigawa N4.25 billion,
Kebbi N3.78 billion
and Kwara N3.07 billion.
The report also showed
that the Federal Capital
Territory got N5.2 billion
from the Federal
Government’s share of the
distributable revenue for
the month of June, shared
in July, 2016.
NAN.

the 6 billion aside. only the point 86 billion on top (.86b) will definitely go a long way in settling this last batch.
hope for the best this coming week sha.

joyblinks:
Guy tell ur cousin fcmb to pray me my money oo

lol