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elmisti:Awwwwww no probs at all; glad u'r back |
theSpark:Will gladly do |
Blessedgurl:Thanks sweets! The fear of ban is the beginning of ..... See as pple dey manage land |
elmisti, mobi18,babatawa, Harinholar - ademasta this small plot is for the much awaited EL~MOBI hotels and suites |
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This is for all our beloved pcms in prison! I love you guys |
Blessedgurl:Who wouldnt |
Am glad to be where i am! |
2.5k Avenue loading and if elmisti still does not show up i'll just help him manage to get a small plot for the most awaited EL-MOBI hotels and suites |
khassy:One very nice guy from fairy-tales |
khassy:I think casanova re-incarnated and came back as khassy |
chimajii:Whaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!! Definitely not for my viewing pleasure! |
khassy:Lolzz am not funny o! Am glad your bae took her first step! can't wait to get married and have my twin boys take their first step too *winks* |
chimajii:Shegofams whenever he has white shorts on i think! |
Faithluv5:Thanks dear! To think i was thinking of going to chatter lots of white girl things! |
Shegofams:Really? Should guys do the same too ![]() |
khassy:Oh thanks! *my gele is blushing* |
Hmmmmmmm That's a loyal Nigerian!!! You don't necessarily have to be there to help! Just think of other ways! You can only do all that if you stay alive! So sweery pls stay safe and think and work on other ways to be a loyal Naijarian |
Things you do when you are rich but you don't know the trade to go into! |
enieme:Toooooo! Issokay o |
Please don't say i asked a silly question o! That part where they said coloured panties would be too conspicuous pls expantiate and give probable solution cos i know some pple are too shy to ask. cc 2el |
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Mr eniemi, me thinks there's something wrong with your phone's auto-spell abi auto-magic abeg i nor know wetin dem dey call am o! No vex na wetin i notice |
Gradually we are approaching 2500Avenue |
whodohgeepee:Great thanks!!! |
whodohgeepee:I taya for dos pple! Ows been ur day? |
whodohgeepee:Right here dearie! Av not even bothered myself to check whatever it is they are checking! |
1. Nigerians don't ever rest. Even
after death, they still work as
ancestors, collecting kolanuts,
white fowl and aromatic
Schnapps.
2. In Hollywood, you feel
people's pulse to know whether
they're dead or alive. In
Nollywood, just
pick the hand and drop it.
3. If You Marry A Girl That Can't
Cook, Bros Your Case Dey
"MR BIGGS"
4. When next you check your
boyfriend's texts. Ignore his
chats
with girls, and check the ones
with guys. That's where the
truth is
5. No matter how expensive
your Wrist watch is, as long as it
won't tell you Christ's Second
coming, its as Useless as the
"p"in Psycho
6. If you have attended over 100
weddings and you are still
single. Sister, you are no longer
different from a canopy.
7. You don't have to be in UK to
be OK, Help comes from
Above not Abroad.
8. Ladies are wicked. They will
lay on your chest and ask,
"Honey have you ever cheated
on me?" ...then wait for your
heart to beat fast. .
9. A cockroach is afraid of a rat,
a rat is afraid of a cat, cat is
afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid
of a man, a man is afraid of his
girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of
a cockroach. That's life
10. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min
ago .BBM - 5Mins ago,
Twitter- 2Mins ago . BIBLE -
2002. My dear, the Devil has
soaked your cane in
kerosene
11. BBM and Whatsapp have
been rated as the 2nd and 3rd
app for chats and gossip, but
Women Still retain the 1st
position
12. Wedding ring is the smallest
handcuff ever made. So think
deep, choose ur prison mate
carefully & sentence urself
wisely
to avoid
Prison break
13. To those who commit
suicide; why are you So selfish?
Why kill yourself when so many
people are looking for who to
use for money rituals?
14. As a matter of fact, there's
no female angel in the Bible.
So if any guy calls you an angel,
na wash ooooo. |
tonididdy:Not at all sir!Am far away in Disneyland! |
Do you mean my best shot on camera 360? If yes then you have ...
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Cc- All those currently in prison
Am so sorry
You need not worry
Whether the robot likes it or not
We are still hot!
I hope my rhyming skills ain't bad! Miss y'all
The thread is so dry and boring widout you guys |
donasere:Hmmmmmmm no pwoblem! |
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