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Harinholar:
Hi everyone.....How u doing?

Hi dear good evening, any news from lautech?

tonyx4x44:
1 packet flavoured risla N/A Peruvian and Jamaican 1 bale each 2 light 1 Nairabet account scrabble board 6 packets Dr Jones or Durex jeans 1 PS Vita 1 Mouthwash loading...

Issorai continu shogbo

Make man u no fall my hand tonite o i don bet with my ATM o

DonPsymon:
I'm alright... Quit my job today so I'm looking for movies to keep me going

Wow issokay movies like escort, entourage, the lucky one, 50 shades of grey and addicted should do! Abeg share me out of ya salary nahw as per say na eating and sleeping job i dey before.

DonPsymon:
That's real and blunt

How's you?

Yes nahw!!! Me's good thanks; You?

gbest58:
Be sincere.Your 95yr old grand ma needs 15million naira for her heart surgery & u hav 16million in ur acc dat took u 13yrs to save it. Will u pay for dat surgery? Be sincere.

Lailai she's 95 years old fa! Me i just dey start life

Chelsea and Arsenal fans how you doing tonight

Harinholar:
...Lolsss...how did u knw....u be winch niiii?

i be mind reader even in d absence of d person wey geh d mind

choii

Harinholar:
*Dressing up* On our way 2 paris 2 celebrate dez buriful awards..and our love anniversary...#team harinholarademasta#

Choii *singing this love is unbreakable*

haywire1:
GO PUNISH ROMA, WEY I DON DEY HOPE FOR 80K
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Chaiiii see this man!!! 80k Sowie hen! On which odds if its winning u still geh hope o if not kpele

Harinholar:
...Lolsss...tenks babe...

thank God o dear! chaiii big teams be spoiling guys show for nairabet this night o

Winners pls manage this glo #5000 14226338765099

donasere:
We dint say don't pray......we said turn up for ur man at any goddamn time!!!!.....


if u go dey form pray warrior for ur hubby e go shock u wen all doze 18+ secretaries begin give ur hobby bj for office and all u will keep seeing on his d1ck is lipstick and teeth marks

I definitely dont want that last part so ill just stick to ur advise! tnx

haywire1:
Still searching
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U u issokay continu

elmisti:
If I borrow you punch....shey omotola no born pikin ni, abi shakira no born pikin....if any woman gimme dat pikin excuse, I will shove d child bk inside her and demand she return to her sexy self.....pikin is nt n excuse to grow old on a man na

Oooops okay sir we will work on that

donasere:
Lol. Nigerian ladies n prayer mountain!! Dey go pray mountain to stop things which u are meant to stop by being the best s1ut ur hubby wants in the room and the exact classy trophy wife wen outside.

Lolzzzzz issokay o we don hear! All the same its important to be a Praying Mother

itoski:
man sabi hit and run while women are emotional b4 u see their heart no be their own again..... besides if u a geoscientist or a driller u know DT a borehole already drill wit a bit and wants to be case should not be tempered with by a different bit is a taboo

Hmmmmmm thanks a lot tho i got ur point

Uniqueness01:
I actually saw the show by monalisa! Such an informative show for couples and the guest speaker nailed the infidelity in marriages.

Yes the man was so on point and i loved every minute of it

haywire1:
Good, dat means d guy na fo0l
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I know he's not *smiles*

haywire1:
I can send u too cos I've diff packages

Pregnant
White
Black
Disable
Midget
Bizzare
Begger
Outdoor
Spy camera
Real brothel
Et.c

Jst name it, that waz my bizness during secondary and 100/200 level days

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Chaiii haywire warrisdis I must meet ur gf i know she must be going thru a lot

donasere:
Some women wii come and break homes and will confidently say dem no send anybody papa! Where is goldenone?? Make she come finish her survey!

Dats by d way!!!

Keribaby I can see u are really shocked bout d events of the day!

Well elmisti had been tru some hardships of late and unfortunately distance made the heart grow cold and lonely so mobi18 who we all blived was too holy fooled erry1 and warmed elmistis heart and Erm bed. So he chose her.
Well u know d saying at any point in time after u fall for one person u find urself falling for anoda pick the second person coz if u truly luffed the 1st u wouldn't fall for the second.

Well enough said!!


We await EL MOBI 7star hotel on 3500.
Elmisti I done buy penthouse suite ooo..


Last bullet: if it feels right bleeping do it!

Hmmm tnx sweery mountain of fire prayer ya niyen make thunder fire any woman wey wan break my home!!!

Snowflake002:
If she make sense, I go reach church before cleaners sweep am. If not, na de next day I go enter church-sunday service

U should marry d first one then! Let her tickle ur fancy for life

haywire1:
I don't, I'm not dat kinda person

If u don't like a guy tell d guy straight cos I knw lautech babes do think dey r smart to do chop money nd run wit guys but sharp guys plenty.

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Sweery am not that kinda girl!!!

haywire1:
U be learner. U go lay down, she go back u then sit on ur joystick while holding ur legs for perfect stroking

I can send u d video if u need
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haywire circulating soft porn! Well done

haywire1:
[b]PARENTAL GUIDANCE IS ADVISED " 18+" contains string words so I'm not responsible for ur hornybee activated mode,kindly contact haywire1 for help.

Wat a beautiful question

Women r d reason y men cheat :

Base on d fact dat I'm African, Africa culture permits men to marry more than one wife, females must accept d fact dat dey r Africans too. Females r like flowers, beautiful in d morning, wilther @night (omashe oo), this is one of d reasons I don't chase after ladies, na una go use una leg waka come wen una don dey afternoon close to night .

What does it profit a wife who tinks her husband is for her alone but husband has many concubines secretly outside, that's bullsh1t. Why can't d wife jst accept Africa culture nd request d husband to marry d concubine or concubines as additional wife.
What does it profit a man who stands under mango tree every night chatting, romancing and yanshing is concubine wen he knws dat he's an Africa man.

Most times u will see married men shining eyes on young females with big yansh.

Let's be mature, guyz av ever try yanshing a female, as u pull her pants down for yanshing, one yeye odour frm her puna jst enter ur nose, wtf damn walahi ur joystick go soft sharply. Now imagine u've a dirty wife wit dirty puna and u sample another female outside wit fresh puna, now ask urself Whic of d puna u go die inside , "Elmisti joystick don dey hard, ashewoo "



Therefore, a woman who wants a peaceful home shall respect d fact dat we all r Africans,must always be clean and attractive for her man and above all must be ready for anytime anywhere any angle any corner yanshing

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hmmmm haywire oga at d top okay i get ur point on this one buh ill have you know that it takes extra effort staying fresh afta droping 4 kids! But u men fail to think of that Awon Ajala tan na

haywire1:
Kikikikikikikikikikkokokokokokakakakakakaka , d kinda lady na mouth den dey always get wen it comes to d real bed game now den go dey cry

No let ur dad look outside for fresh puna ooo u beta teach ur mum hw to ginger d bed game


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Na u sabi! Dont put words in my mouth!!! haywire nie looto

haywire1:
Is he a ladokite?
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Do you do that too

tonyx4x44:


telemundo brother...

Lolzzzz yes bruva infact its more dangerous than telemundo! I was addicted for years and tot relationships were fairy tales and all guys gentlemen until one good for nothing boy nearly raped me!

whodohgeepee:
why do men cheat? tis a normal stuff cos 90% of men do no matta aw dey act like dey don't. women make men cheat and most men ain't satisfied wiv wat dey have.....

Am wowed by all these replies!!! thanks tho

donasere:
Most times the babe usually forgets why The guy fell in d 1st place and dis makes bobo to look for his qualities else where or vice versa.


The guy mi8 just be counting scores #playerthings so in his mind he ain't cheating.

The shawty mi8 just be hoorny AF and may neva be satisfied with bobo


Bobo may not enjoy what bae does her bedmaticz and may wannna get some outside just to satisfy his fantacies.

Unknown babe may drug Bobo at a bar and kkpansh him.

As usual every bae that cheats says dey dunno why or wot appuned to we are forced to blive dey the shawty rolled from her bed one day and fell on the guys D1ck.

It goes on and on

Hmmmm great points there too! Am in a no something something r/ship tho am not bothered cos am sure that que sera sera! But i have my eyes set on being a relationship or prolly sxx therapist in d nearest future

mistabiola:
★★★Definitely...... 2. sexual dissatisfaction ; Going back to our first illustration, you can never compare the way a female student will give it to the lecturer "to" the way his wife would pls him on bed..... Just like you now; you know how to pls a man on bed than your our grandma's n mother's, you know different style of Kamasutra which will be very pleasing to your man compare to a woman that will just lay down flat and say come and insert it... You know the romance n the likes now, it's all fun. ★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

All thanks to harlequin, mills and boon for the ladies and pornhub for the men and some ladies too sha we now have to do everything to up our game when it comes to intimacy! chaii am sure my mum does not know what mouth action is