Shollypopz: Hope I'll be in the mood for wooing tomorrow. I don't even know sh1t about my candidate yet. *sigh*

I'll be fine as long as I'm not competing with Goldie I was so close to losing, last time

abiL:


Psychologist

philip stanley: ALL THESE LOOKS DEMONIC.

dabrake: FGC, IK EK
EVIL MEN: students who stay awake all night to study.
Etymology : Matt 13 : 25.
RICE & BEANS: 2 different pair of bathroom slippers.
NO BE THERE: when 'e don be'

UNIUYO

KEROSENE : A student who can study all night without taking a nap.
OWO(meaning someone) : Original Wicked Organism.
AFANG-MELON-DRAW: soup combination of either afang/okazi and egusi, afang and okro, egusi and okro or 3 of them.
SODOM & GOMORRAH : female hostel(W6). Where 'every every' hold.
FANTASTIC : that kind of grade "F" where by even an additional 20 marks won't stop you from failing.
ESTHER/FOODIES/2ND GATE/PREFAB: where bobos fit chop. Omo, if you no sabi those places, you never start.
BABA[LOLA] : engine boys will explain better.
ARSENE WENGER: those who will rather buy keypoints, photocopy textbooks and notebooks instead of buying theirs but will always do well at the end.
FERGUSON: Students wey dey sort die to pass.
HOWARD WEBB : Lecturer wey dey collect sorting die.
BALOTELLI : Girl with a silly attitude. . .
Many more to come. Hostel boys no go kill person with laff

moonbaby:

Only in your eyes CFCfan

lrguru:

money-hungry :
JONATHAN : A student who is always slow to a think or act.
(GREAT ESUT)

ogugua88: Lmao, I didn't mean to nail you. Just that if na hobby you mean, I fit bore pesin to death with my ramblings on traveling and reading articles lol.

I no get hubby so make I siddown dey watch una

ekt_bear:

The same topics I post/comment on here in NL are what I like in real life. So if you find me boring here, no doubt you'd find me boring in real life.

Popowaa: Imagine de size of his d**k.

ekt_bear:

1. Who is this "ya'll." I am speaking on the behalf of myself alone.

2. Yeah, getting a sense of someone's real personality from their online personality probably is not unreasonable.

Chukskalidon:
make I teach u how u go take do am?

Shollypopz:
LoL, it's actually a news broadcast that was auto tuned and made to a song. She was recounting a fire event that took place in her building but she was ghetto as hell and the way she pronounced some words! Ppl found it funny and made a song out of it. Just as they did "bed intruder", they were the ones that gave Jesus different looks, lol.

When she said, "Sweet brown Jesus it's a firr, I nearly died