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MrBiggzz:
Ah girls.. u gys are funny.. let me tell u sumthing about we men... wen a guy says hello 2u, he is saying hello to your poocy..if a guy or man dat is nt related to you by blood helps u wit just a favor, he wld expect poocy with time ti come.. dats one.. secindly, girls please if a man does alot for you, buy phone, take u out to expensive restaurants, dash u money etc and he asks for just only SEX, as a girl I think you.should be kind enof to give him.sex.. becos d sex will not last for morethan 15-20min.., and u will also enjoy it too, and u mite CUM before him as well? please sumtimes dont be stingy wit ur punny... poocy makes us very happy.., and its not dat he is taking ur poocy away... please my girls be considerate at tyms... yoy dont kno some things men go tru just to please you.guys.. just a bit of punny will not kill you.. Thanks for reading

cant stop laffing


cc naijaboiy punkyveer

softysparky:
I could remember how one guy asked me for ponmo and I refused, na so guy man remind of one James Hadley Chase I borrowed from him years ago. I searched for the novel soteee I no see, finally I had to pay him 3k because he insisted I pay that or I give him ponmo.

Ever since then I stopped borrowing.

wat is ponmo?:/:/

yawhex:
young lady how much is d cash? kindly get in touch with me...

pls can u help me sir
am entering uni

lurlah2014:
what are this IGBO guys feeling like, why dont they go back to the village and dominate or rule them there, is this their fathers land or what is this rubbish they want to start performing with yorubas. well sha its not their fault if not for the selfish and greedy yoruba leaders that have sold their birth right to this foolish people, what would have given them the guts to want to intimidate the house owners #IGBO MUST GO#

ashawo bastard,you have been pained since u losed d miss nairaland contest sl.ut:p
cc tohphaz

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MZdamola:
Lmao

just joking ooo hw are u doing

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safarigirl:
Very pro-active guy, you can't say where you'll meet easy pu-ssy .

ah babe u too raw

You are so ugly @dp

MZdamola:
Does having a condom in a lady's bag make her irresponsible? Guys please comment!

Francis95:
wow, congrats bro.. Am still waiting for supplementary lists shaa..

supplementary form is out bro,shop into CSS or social work
u can look for a lecturer to help u in order to make admission easier for uu

jaymejate:
UTME - english, maths, chemistry and any of physics, biology or Geography.

Bro there are some skul that does not accept biology and geography, like uniben, u.i and others. So i will advise you to put Physics. There it will be ENGLISH, MATHS, CHEMISTRY AND PHYSICS, thats the most widely accepted.

Im a geology student of The polytechnic Ibadan, i'll be taking jamb to do my degree also.
Nice to meet u!

i chosed phy
chem
geo
eng
for unn geology and i just got admitted

Francis95:
245.. The cut-off is 260..

i got an average of 248 and i got geology in unn dis year....


So wat are u planning

Francis95:
lol bro, I didn't see my name in the merit list.. Though there are more list coming but I just feel like a loser because I didn't reach Economics cut-off mark...

wat was ur average

Francis95:
What yall think.... I don't lift weight buh I got nice abs... That's my selling point

guy hw far na,did u see ur name in unn admission list

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misspresident:
thanks

wat course dear

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ok where is ur office

Happiness87:
bacterial infections, go for check up, it can be very dangerous

not me oo but a close friend of mine

It just started last week friday

Jollyjoy:
Lollllll,see comments.....telll her to go for check up..

Nigeria happened

hormorlorlah:
okay, hope u've gotten d documents required 4 d screening/registration? so dat u wud be freed on tym. Make sure u get 2 d registration/screening points on tym. Good Luck Dear.

am already making moves for it.
Am grateful

missKiffy:
Leave them, when it gets to their turn, they will be crying and throwing insults up and down

you will die a painful death
ijn

Southwest are bastard and cursed land,nnamdi kanu was rite

hormorlorlah:
oh sori, i thought u were also admitted in unilag. Anyway congratulations. When is ur registration nd screening starting?

they said from next week cos unn is trying to launch a new website on fri/sat

hormorlorlah:
so which of d brides(schs) do u want 2 pick, cos u r a king nw.

i got admitted in unn

hormorlorlah:
Wow, datz gud congratulations. What course?

geology

hormorlorlah:
Abi ooo, we r tired of waiting.

just got admitted in unn

Godzlove8:
tnx broda

you are wlcome too
btw,wat skul.are u aspiring for

lordmizzy:
what about pet.engr ??

maths phy chem eng
they are compulsory in both 0 levek and jamb

lordmizzy:
do u need geography in waec to study geology ??

yea u nid it in ur 0 level but its not compulsory in jamb combination

Godzlove8:
really cul. how wz their putme exams like? and which of da listed sub there gave u hard tym?

non except physics
tho eng was my lowest,i couldnt biliv it