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dearstan:
Where is Madonna?

Argentina!

@Poster

oga navigator seller, abeg i wan buy navigator wey go work for Kubwa Village, Nasarawa and also the one that would work in Ajangbadi, Lagos

Make we talk price, oga billionaire abeg

cheers

If u dont pass JAMB,WAEC AND NECO, that is where you deserve!!

When a University comes up with a stupid unserious name, you know it is bound to be a total fallacy!

Madonna ko, maradona Ni!

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=19138.msg2600496#msg2600496 date=1217713101]See all this people just dey follow me enter here. Ibk, dreeldee and even Gonorrhea of all disease.

Who else?[/quote]who be disease?!

wetin u dey find here, no be me send u here say u go get salvation!hehe

anyway gonorrhea is infectious, so be warned!!

rampant:
presido and co ,ka chi fuo nu

bia kedi nu otele sef`? ote go kwa aka mu furu ya online,oga wu na ogbu go onwen ya maka ibobabe ekwero alu ya

how many language wey u dey yearn sef?!

@post
I am proud i have an igbo flatmate and best friend but i am not igbo!

but any way igbo kwenu ooooo!!!

Fhemmmy:
Cos only in nija will u test drive a camry with toyota engine and they will deliver camry with an Audi engine to you.

dreeldee:
good it's a He, bleeping d**

is he?!

Cristalz:
@G

Even STD sounds better than Gonorrhea

Go make that change o. . .

yeah and HIV too!hehe

u guys should stop posting offtopic and leave me jare

loads of peeps have worse names!!

jassie:
I would just forget about d babe and move on with my life, girls aren't worth d effort!

chai!!

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=156726.msg2600245#msg2600245 date=1217710967]excuse me? [/quote]kai mo je gbese

polygamy no good ooo

_{quietly takes the back door, dusts my slippers and pick race!}

rampant:
hey for what now?

hey i don enter wahala oo!!

u know i dont place no one above u!

Pepeye:
You have obviously unnerve us with that name, the message is okay but tagging it as a username is something else

Fhemmmy:
Any money back guarantee?

my guy, dis kinda guys wont give u nada back!
be careful, oga!

navi system for naija?!m waiting to see it happen!lol

DeepZone:
It'll happen.

i hope it happens
it is not very nice at all and she dont deserve it!

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=156726.msg2600130#msg2600130 date=1217709795]Hey, doyin, I said the same thing!! [/quote]haha _{ojowu ni eee}

ok i luv u better!

onyinye2:
think of what she would do to you.

what would she do after shez tit-less and clitoris-less?!lol

if i am faithful, a girl goes out there to sit on another man's dic.k, shez dead!

rampant:
keep forgiving and she will keep doing d same thing

thank you jare

that is why i love u to bits!

rampant:
for dream abi na for real life?

for real life oo my sista

not a lot of virgin dude's are out there but before i clock 27, i would lose it to my sweetheart!hehe

rikkyjen:
Men, that name na die, Gono-wetin?!!! . . .

i swear i dont even know wat i was thinkin wen i registered!

but anyway, still sending message out, VD and AIDS is real!

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=156677.msg2599888#msg2599888 date=1217707156]ewwwww, I don't eat greasy foos, please.
They turn my stomach!! No fast foos o jere(ekiti slang)
hehehhe, na only you know awon yahoo lo man hussle. want to tell me how you know? https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif
who you dey browse? se obirin?

So did you finally cut that your curly hair?
I think you told me you were going to? [/quote]yeah had an haircut today
look a lot younger now, which i dont like!
i av told u i dont browse women, i dont need them!!
_{excess baggage ni won man,}

rikkyjen:
Who is Gonorrhea?

why u wan know?!

who u?

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=156677.msg2599848#msg2599848 date=1217706607]Pregnant?
lmao!!
Why don't you let me get married first?
Na, it's my iron level jare, I'm not eating bla bla, and am loosing more weight than I should
Hmmm, doyin, I could have sworn your middle name was trouble.
Don't tell me you don't hussle.

I saw you online a few days, couldn't buzz, was too busy jare.
I miss your gist, buzz me up later [/quote]u berra eat, and i mean healthy food, not fry-ups or sweets!!
middle name is not trouble jare
hussle, u mean buying a new laptop and browsing all nite?! _{awon yahoo boys lo man hussle naw}
yeh i was online, no probs, anytime anyday miss!x

what happened? are you pregnant?

every staying out of trouble me, i dont need the hassles!lol

Pepeye:
but we all aren’t that gullible

exactly we arnt gullible like the guy's father!

idiot 419 scamming slowpoke

@poster

try another trick, dis one has failed, u scamming gay!!!

if u dont use a cafe, u perhaps use a stolen laptop u bought with ill-gotten proceeds!

we need an experienced midfielder and yes arsene wenger said we are getting one, so chillax!

Fhemmmy:
Combating Fraud in nigeria is like telling a new brand baby to eat fufu and ogbono, not possible. Sad though.

oh yes bruv or like telling a man to swallow olumo rock!

mukina2:
A40
calm down
ignore them na, they will talk no matter what happens
Trezeguet's goal was offside clearly so sef
These refs better not start with us this season again oh

true we have had our fair share of referee's stupidity, bias and ill-luck!
if that is on a minimum this season, we shld move a step closer to the trophy cabinet!

poster, if itz that easy, u wont be sitting in a cybercafe watching the time tick away fast (worrying about the money u paid for browsing!)

idiot!!!

@poster

marriage no be by force naw!

getting cold feet at the thoughts of marriage