₦airaland Forum

You go through different phases in life

Right now, i am looking at dating and shagging women 5-10yrs older than me, and i am in my early twenties!

I can date an older girl, no big deal!

bidelli:
Vacancy for Executive trainees(Banking)

To apply go to www.job.nigeria.com (Not dots in the site address please)

Expires 10th of august, 2008.

Hurry and goodluck

dem don swear for your papa with all dis rubbish wey u dey dump all over nairaland!

we dont need a job and if we do, not from a fraudster!

quickygirl:
i need a date, call or text 08087283712

u just love sharing ur cake with every dic.k, tom and harry!

go girl, generosity is not a crime!¬

U r funny oo poster?

u created a stupid email address for some fictituous scholarship exams!

what is ur motive really? are u here to scam, swindle or 419 people?

or do u just want to recieve emails in ur inbox or perhaps pester us?

Everynight me and my boys used to scale the fence of the male dorm to go and eat TUWO shinkafa at a night market near our school!

In the Dinning, when i was a senior, we use to raid the kitchen, daze the old-fat haggard looking cooks and steal all the meat for dinner!

I think he his wack too, overrated and duplicated watered down mongo!

Alapo meji:
lol, your so crazy guy, wats cool about this?

haha

lobbing shit to see whose daily-times wrapped shit goes the farthest!

itz all moves bruv

"a boy there"-was the slang used by seniors to get a junior running at thier mercies!

anyway, in the prep/dinning, we use to get candles melted over lanterns and target sleepy idiots!we drip the liquid over them when they doze

also, we use to lob hot shit over the fence into a nearby abbatoir at nights! (dat was cool)

So noone watches family guy on nairaland or u guys just refused to post because of my USERNAME?!

Buhahahahaha

Osama bin Laden is Nigerian

Yar'A'dua is Mongolian

Everyother country was formed from Nigeria

bilymuse:
very insulting for some stupid lebanese ( correct me) to come and dupe us! shame on all Nigerians 419 people.

we sef dey dupe other people call them MUGU on top naw!


Anyway@post

Them Vaswani brothers are nippy dodgy curry-stinking indian smart boys
Nigeria would never learn

Afribiz:
Yeah! i love Mr Bigg's doughnut and spaghetti. I don't dig their fried and jollof rice one bit, but their spiced chicken? eeeehhmm, i think they're still better than that of Tantalizers.

I used to like tantalizers when the first started, but i dont know what they are like nowadays as i havnt been in Naija in a long while

Bigg's rice is just some mushy overcooked thingy, tasteless and yuck!

Doughnuts and meatpie from them, i would die for anyday!

christie07:
hey joseph6 or what da heck is your name, what's your stress?
why is it that u follow me anywhere i go?

woman wrapper

A lot of Politicians in English can not command basic English to be honest and it is shameful!

Until we have civilized, educated and up-right politicians in Nigeria, politics would continue to be Bukateria discussions and motor park activities!

Good

a lot of the so called "first ladies" are just a bunch of useless effigies milking the state and economy via stupid and in-efficient pet projects!

Waste of Money!

Genevieve, Omotola and ini Edo can all piss off the face of the earth for all i care!

Stella damasus, u can stay love!

@poster

be whoever you wanna be, no one gives a bending f.uck!

Untrue

Chei, Nigeria and calamities!

What his he waiting for?!

Marriage rites should begin naw?

madamkoko:

Believe it or not, religion has a lot to do with the backwardness of the country and the lack of accountability.


Look at Obasanjo, telling us to leave our electricity problems to God.

OBJ is off no relevance in this world

I am waiting for the confirmation of his ticket "for an express lane ride to Hell"

I have never taken him seriously for once because he his clueless

True, religion is a massive contributory factor to the progress of Nigeria

@poster
permit me to shit here!

Good

This should have been in place since the days of Taribo West _{what a muppet with his crappy hairstyles}

sistawoman:
Why is it that you choose a different woman to harrass on a daily? Do you not have anything else to do with your time?

I have not harrassed you, i am only commending, don't throw tantrums or raise the roof!

thank you very much and God bless